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>>18576304
Just do it. What's the worst that can happen? She doesn't respond to you? Oh no. Also, don't if you treat her like a celeb she's going to treat you like a fan. Don't forget that.

>>18576306

How do I avoid being autistic? I heard that just sending a bland hi is one of the worst things to do.

>>18576314
Hey anonette! How are you? I'm so and so from x middle school. Not sure if you remember me or not but it's good to see you again! Blah blah you can take it from there.

Ask her about what she's been doing since middle school, her career, school, etc. You already have a link through the friend and your schooling. Abuse it.

Idk, I find most people operate on the "If he went down on me, unless I was absolutely disgusted and in no way will EVER suck dick, then I'll fulfill my end of the deal and blow him in return"
Basically, if you went down on them and they didn't return the favor, it's usually because that is just something they will never do, ever. And therefore you can't convince them.

But, the only other thing you got is communication. Ask them to blow you. Plain and simple, open that dialogue and they'll tell you their stance on blowjobs. Lots of women don't like doing it, cum tastes gross, gagging on dick is never fun, and some are hypocritical in the sense that they will gladly accept oral but never return it. It is what it is.
Me personally, I don't do oral with randos for safety reasons, but if they start inching their head down I tell them this beforehand. I give them the heads up "Hey, you're free to do what you want, but I'm not gonna blow you back. You're not obligated to eat me in any way, so if you don't enjoy it for your own purposes then you can come on back up here if you want"
I think that's the respectful thing to do personally, but some people are selfish lovers.

>>18576041

If you go down on her and you want to be blown, you can guide her head to that area with your hand, look at her in the eyes then at her mouth then your cock, etc.

It is not difficult to communicate that you want your dick sucked. If you feel you're doing so effectively, she probably just doesn't want to, in which case: find a new bitch, or have a conversation with the bitch about how much you like her blowjobs and how you notice she doesn't usually do them, ask her why, remedy the situation, proceed to have better sex.

You open your mouth and ask her to suck your dick. It's not fucking rocket science.

tell her to piss off, you cant help anyone if youre fucked up too, just move on.

If you don't care about her, change your number, stop responding, maybe tell your boyfriend so you have his support.

>>18576006
>>18576009
I live too close to her to cut contact.

The unfortunate thing is we were working on repairing our relationship and it was going well. Then this episode began, and it just went right back to shit.

I am aware that my mom cannot control herself during an episode. She's pretty normal when she is not having an episode and stays normal for a couple of years until something triggers it. And I guess I fell for that trap again.

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>>18575749
You clearly havent matured yet. I suggest you to stop porn forever
https://yourbrainonporn.com/
and keep fucking her as your only sexual outlet. Sooner or later you will learn how to appreciate het body. Whatever you do, dont marry / have kids until you live together at least for 2 years.

And remember, looks fade with time, personality only gets better. Love her sexy brain, not her average body. I bet you dont look like justin bieber either.

>>18575835
Yeah I'm on that shit now, haven't watched porn for half a month or something and don't plan to be doing it anytime soon either. It just sucks dreaming of my ex's tits when knowing that my current gf is really far from my preference physically.

You have a point about the last paragraph, though I can't get by my vanity when it comes to sexuality. I don't feel horny when I see her body and I feel awkward around it. I'm pretty attractive and I've been able to get with most women I've been interested in. Very, very few have been intelligent enough for me to feel fulfilled intellectually though. She is the only one that I've felt understood by and she challenges me in ways that nobody has before.

I realize I sound pretentious as fuck saying that I feel like nobody has challenged me intellectually before and this is of course only true for the girls I've been involved with

>>18575849
Dont worry about sounding pretentious. I have same experince with girls as you do. At least the part about
>challenged me intellectually
I have long give up finding girl like that. The hard truth is, i am probably below average and clever girls are probably like top 5% so i have no right to get one like that.

And really, try to not break her heart. Some girls even gain boobs and curves with pregnancy. Or with added estrogen like chemicals. How many BMI she got? Until she has like 23, she still can gain some sexy curves.
http://www.calculator.net/bmi-calculator.html

>>18575732
give it to a shelter or list an ad for it you fucking psycho

>>18575732
It is called vet doctor you idiot. Take it there.

Poisoining is the most retarded thing you can do. Or you know, you can release it to the nearest field outside of city. Sure, its death by car / predator will also be gruesome, but hey, we are talking about death. There is no way to die comfortably.

Whatever you do, dont kill poor rabbit slowly like poison. That is terrible. Even stabbing it with big knife is more human than poison.

I vote for vet with sweat injection of death. Or release it to the wild so the poor fucker will taste freedon for the first time in his life before some fox show him what anarchy looks like.

Dispose of yourself instead you piece of shit

>>18575655
they're idiots

>>18575655
Hey OP, one of the people you described its because we never establish a solid connection with them and so most of our relationships are really shallow, so we tend to retreat into ourselves ashamed to admit we are really lonely

>>18575760
+1 I intermingle extremely well but can never maintain a strong relationship.

Depends on your size. You're not gonna do any damage with 6''.

>>18575634
I've had only brief experience with sexual intercourse, and I found out that to please a woman, you can just finger them or do various foreplay stuff. To penetrate is usually for your own good, but sometimes you get her too worked up and she's insisting on it too.

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>>18575637
Most of the nerve endings in the vagina are near the entrance, not near the cervix, so length is irrelevant apart from allowing more sophisticated positions to be performed (and also for making you feel good about your dick).

What matters for stimulation is the girth. But if you have too much girth that can hurt the girl, depending on her vagina's size.

>>18575457
The fact of the matter is that highly creative people are extremely rare. Being creative is also a very difficult way of life. The net result is you're unlikely to meet creative people in day to day life, and if you do, you may or may not recognize them.
They're also terribly frustrating to deal with so some of them might filter what they say and do when outside of the environments you have described.

Those people don't exist.

Creative people and people interested in art and music are as diverse as most of the rest og society. We're everywhere, and into all sorts of other activities, and those of us who can't afford to quit our day jobs, work in all sorts of conventional jobs. It could be the clerk at your nearest 7/11 or the safety instructor at your local pool. You won't know until you start talking to people about art and music, and I guess it's more common to do that at record stores and art galleries, but that doesn't mean they're not to be found elsewhere.

>>18575422
Yes.

Depending on how she takes it, it can only mean either "I want you back" or "Fuck you, bitch"

>>18575425
It's a guy, I'm the girl.

I want it to come across as a playful jab. We insult each other all the time but we don't mean it.

>>18575422
Yeah it's kind of weird but not totally unheard of.

Then again I don't know the extent of your now platonic relationship.

>>18575075
LEAVE! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

>>18575084
is there anyway i can save the relatioship and get him to act like a man?

>>18575075
How did you end up with someone like him?

I am kind of feminine/sensitive too in many ways but I am much content with being male and straight, so I don't relate to your bf.

>>18574457
GTFO of here you pol tard. No one gives a shit about you or your racism. Go suck on spencer's dick.

>>18574460
/Pol/ doesn't like black people what do you mean by this ?

>>18574457
> This isn't race bait.
Sounds legit.

Tell us more, brother. Include your IQ and mention the white man's inventions.

Declare yourself bankrupt. I'm serious.

>>18573729
Don't. Bankruptcy claims that early will literally fuck you forever. Keep paying away. Dedicate everything to paying those off. Trust me when you're 30 and trying to buy a house you don't wanna a bankruptcy claim

>>18573729
Who files bankruptcy over 3k? I could see over 30,000, not this. Such shitty advice.

>>18571530
not

A lesbian pitty fucked me. Second time I paid a hooker that pitty fucked me because she only asked for $60 and used it to buy Taco Bell and even offered me some.

>>18571541
Arm pit fucked? How was it?

blump

Try as hard as you can. That's all I can say. What is your mental state? Do you have any problems with drugs or alcohol?

>>18575536
No drug problems, been drunk like twice in 18 years
Kinda want to kill myself but I don't want to upset my mom, plus I'm afraid of nothingness

>>18575363
If you see her daily at work then why do you need her number as the first move? I'd think it was more awkward to call to someone you just met and chat up.
Why not just agree to hang out face to face at lunchbreak and make a date in advance? Just ask if she wants to grab some coffee after work. It's casual enough to seem like you don't immediately want to fuck.

I consider asking for people's numbers a bar thing where you actually never see the person again and you actually traded numbers for the sole purpose of finding the other sexually pleasing and you want to fuck them when both sober up.

>>18575373
I work with her 2 or 3 days a week. but looks like it could be less in the future

so it's kind of weird right to get her number?

should i maybe just ask her once it's known that she will be working with us less or won't be a regular with us? so it at least seems like I have an excuse to keep in touch?

when that day comes how should I go about asking

>>18575373
>Just ask if she wants to grab some coffee after work
Not op but what if I'm in a similar situation and the girl works way late?