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This is maximum 101% fucking cringey

Buy a french flag and send him a picture of you wrapped around with it. Only with it.

Or a anime wrestling strategy game.

>>18575775
Silver necklace.
Flowet.
Chocolade.
Steam coupon gift.
Hardware store coupon gift.
Trip to france.
Suck his dick hard.
Cuddle him.
Ask him.

>cringy
He is your qtie bf. You cant be cringy in such cases. He will love you no matter what. Just remember, most boys are practical. Gift him something he can and will use.

>only you know your bf

It feels a bit cringey desu.

Also pic of you only is better. He wants to look at you not himself.

Get him a steam gift card and french themed (maid?) lingerie outfit and fuck his brains out. He'll love you.

If gift card isn't personal enough then go on his steam, find his wishlist and buy one of those games.

>>18575767
Shallow stuff OP. Read your Bible. If you don't have one, get one. And go to church on Sunday.

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Who are all these cucks not being able to move on? In my social circle it has always been the other way round. Men moves on first.

smdh

>>18575770
What verses do you recommend?

Easy. 1.

What logic is behind taking a degenerate ass eater over a somewhat pure girl

You licked a guys ass. You're both cunts.

I dunno what you've been told, but Christian girls are crazy freaky in bed almost as much as redheads

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>>18575758
For girls: dont be fat and be approachable both offline and online.

For boys: dont be fat, have a job, dont give a fuck about anybody, learn how to have confidence and approach at least one different girl per day online or offline.

>>18575758
>don't get a partner based on attractiveness
This seems moronic , ive dated girls I didn't find attractive and I only felt shame when dating them. Like I didn't want my family to see them.

Attractiveness is important

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>>18575758
>First step is to quit trying to get a partner based on attractiveness ,

The best thing you can do is understand that she's busy. Express the interest, though; mention you'd like to set up a day when she's got the time, just don't force yourself into her schedule.

It sounds like you're fine and dandy, just worried, which is probably a good thing as it means this means something to you. Try not to let worry dictate your actions though, and remember that the critical part of being a boy or girlfriend is, indeed, that friend part.

Ask for a coffee date, if you can get some time to chat because you're interested in getting to know her better.

>>18575923
Never mind. Found her Facebook and she has her boyfriend listed as her cousin so guys probably can't see.

Messaged the bf and told her I know.

Bitches ain't shit, as usual.

>>18575925
ayyy. That settles it. Blackmail the bitch for some easy puss and call it a day.

>>18575719

I guess the first time you posted this you didn't get the answer you were looking for?

>>18575719
If someone thinks that car is embarrasing then that person is less than trash. That's a sweet ride by any standards

Besides why do you even care? It's your life you can drive a freaking tricycle moped if you want to. If a girl or her parents think you're embarrasing because of the car you drive then they're shallow idiots and less than trash.

These freaking connections errors stop me from posting truth...

Have some personality ffs, if a woman straight up frowns upon your car, scold her for being shallow as fuck and be on your way

>t. Car guy whose gf wants to shotgun in my kaddet C city... when it's ready

Nice ride btw

>>18575689
Sorry OP but you have to reformat your post into a greentext story or something concise. This wall of text is intimidating to read and not very reader friendly.

>>18575689
Sounds like you already know what you have to do OP.

Yes it's gonna suck, and it will be awkward for awhile, but that's how relationships go. Don't stay in a relationship that makes you miserable for the sake of someone else, ever. It's a waste of time and energy for everyone involved.

That doesn't mean you gotta call her up right now and dump her out of the blue or anything, but if you haven't already, you should make it known to your gf that you're unhappy and do whatever you can to prepare her (and you) for the inevitable breakup.

>>18575707
Our lease goes through October, should I just wait it out so she's not financially fucked?

You fear dying or what comes after?

>>18575673
I'm afraid of there being absolutely nothing that comes after and I'm afraid of going to some kind of hell after. I'm really not sure what comes after and thinking about it terrifies me

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>>18575680
I was like you OP, I was even afraid to fall asleep because I might not wake up. Was afraid of armageddon happening any minute now, like an asteroid falling near me, the building collapsing, WW3 breaking down because of russians coming (I'm eastern euro) etc.

Then I got hit by a series of severe panic attacks, and 2 of them felt as if I am about to die of an heart attack right now. By now, I don't fear death anymore, and don't even fear the nothingness after death. I'm an atheist so I don't believe in heaven/hell as well.

OP, you have to consider the hell that is living forever. Think about living forever for a second. Seeing all the trends cycle and repeat themselves, everything starting to become a cliche and heard before. So much innovations and changes upon themselves until nobody can relate to experiences you have, and starting to become incredibly lonely, as a 1000-year-old individual. Considering this, there is something very natural and organic to death, because it feels like a rest after accumulating so many overwhelming experiences. Like a promised rest you are sure to have after a long journey. Also, it happens to EVERYONE. Literally every family member, close friend, loved one, idol or a favourite pop star. It even happens to Taylor Swift at one point. She too will be 80 years old and die one day. Death is one thing you can be absolutely certain of. But important is not to focus on death, since no amount of thoughts will change the occurrance of your death. Focus on life, remaining days you have left on this world. Make it count. Observe life around you, interact with other living beings.

>>18575645
>wrecks my baby skin
You need AFTERSHAVE. It has to contain alcohol which will BURN YOU right after shaving for few minutes. That will deal with your problem.

And i have been using gillete cartriges for years only to recently try safety razor (on your pic the tool on the left) and it is godtier. Cheaper, sharper and shaving feels a bit bettet. I go in without any foam, just wet my face and then shave.

Use aftershave WHICH BURNS (desinfection) and you will be ok.

>>18575723
Not left lol, right :-D
You dont shave with a brush.

>>18575645
I'm using my safety razor for the last two months. It's pretty nice. You will have to learn how much pressure you can use to get in the smooth cut and deep cut sweet spot, but if you're not retarded you will not really cut more than with your cartridge one. And I'm saying that from the perspecative of a women (thinner and more sensitive skin) which can safe _every_ part of her body with it without any cut.

But you will need to also try out some blades, I'm still looking for better ones. But it's not like they are expansive. You also don't need to pay much on a brush. I got mine for 5€ and my razor was about 30€ (Merkur). Don't forgett a nice soap.

Try it out, anon.

Shoot straight.

Ignoring guys makes them think you don't want them around because they're too beta, which tends to turn into resentment pretty quick.

If you actually enjoy spending time with him, spend it with him. I don't know why this is a question.

Talk to him a lot. Definitly talk to him. I found out 2 years after high school that a legit (legit) 8/10 chick had a crush on me the final year. She thought, for whatever autistic reason, that ignoring me (I know, I know) would make me like her.

wew

It had to be from some blog or facebook page or something, because no one is legitimately that stupid.

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>>18575603
If you are a girl and play hard to get, you come off as a total bitch if you overdo it. If you talk to him too much, you come off as clingy and weird, as if you are in hurry to commit for some reason.

What I personally like to do, as a guy and as someone who has a problem being clingy, I consciously keep myself from not responding too soon, and sometimes choosing not to check inbox at first possible moment, but definitely giving out normal, appropriate replies that are characteristic of me.

>>18575577
https://www.amazon.com/Curse-High-IQ-Aaron-Clarey/dp/1522813756/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1501500571&sr=8-6&keywords=aaron+clarey

>>18575586
M8 I'm a fucking idiot and these people are probably more accomplished than me, most likely smarter and probably objectively better people.

I just want to play vidya, watch anime, play tabletop and other stuff that they don't seem to want to do.

>>18575592
Then do that. If they call, tell them you don't feel up to it. Do it enough, and they'll get the message.

Depends how much girls are into it.

Some girls are into noses, man. They're different; they like different things.

The ugliest thing is constantly checking your shadow for tales of ugliness. If you start to doubt everything, you'll make a self-fulfilling prophecy. Nobody likes a downer.

Smile and be happy with yourself and people will generally attract to that.

>>18575532
Nobody with beards has a visible jawline. Just be sure to keep it well-groomed.

>>18575559
Yeah man you're right. I sometimes over think it. It sucks but i guess i gotta live with it. And i don't really have a great nose lol (will get a rhinoplasty sooner or later cause i won't live with this nose for the rest of my life)

>>18575502
What I did was I stopped talking to my friends entirely. Like quitting cold turkey. They never asked where I went or what happened so it's a matter of you being able to live without them, because the same might happen to you. Deleting social media will really help if you're that determined.

if you really feel like they're a bad influence on you then leave without saying anything

if you still see some good in somebody from the group let him/her know

slowly cut them off
>anon lets go smoke some crack
>nah senpai i got work to do.

Hey grills. So I need to know if there's anyway I can ask a girl to talk more. I know that sounds weird, but hear me out.

Ive started talking to her, she brought up going out on a date first, she's admitted she likes me and thinks I'm cute, she's been super open, all that.

It's just she has school and I think works two jobs because she pays for her own tuition and such, and I can't seem to find a time frame when to talk to her! The only times we've talked have been pretty late at night, but sometimes it seems I'm too late before she goes to bed. It's not like she reads the messages and just doesn't answer either, she just doesn't open them. I don't think it's an ignoring thing, she seems interested but she's just busy (I believe her, she does have two jobs and she's in school, her Facebook tells all).

Anyways, is there a way to maybe bring up that I really like her, and maybe find out if there's times that are optimal for talking, without coming off as desperate? It seems if I double text she responds, which I think is just because it gives a notification, and people have a better chance of checking shit like snapchat if they see a notification after clearing all their alerts.

I don't know, I just really like this girl, and I've told her that. Usually it's just sex for me but I get so excited when we talk and just seeing her message me. I'm by no means desperate, I've gotten laid and there's other girls I talk to, but that's honestly sex for the most part. This girl I dont even really think about that with.

Tl;dr want to talk to girl more but she's always busy, don't wanna give up on her because she's a qt. Wat do

Are most women truly enamored with and believe in the third-wave feminism rhetoric of patriarchal oppression? Or do most people just sort of go along with it? (I'm not trying to make any claims as to the validity of the feminist dialogue)

>>18575473
Protip: The only women who believe in that shit have either
1. Never had a good boyfriend/male role model/father/dicking
Or
2. Go to college for some dumb shit/never working a real job

Once a girl has to work a shit job or she never goes to college, chances are she's going to keep her mouth shut about dumb feminist bullshit. Why? Because with those scenarios, they're forced to be adults, and adults don't spout nonsense like that because they know life isn't fair, and never will be.

Fire purifies

I just found two more. Both were in the corner where the ceiling meets the wall, this time on two different walls. I managed to kill one, but the other fell and landed on my futon and is now out of sight. What do?

I just found another one in the corner of my room(ceiling). Could they be coming from the ceiling(I have a vent up there) or are they just inclined to climb upwards?