how did you lose your virginity?

>>18571530
not

A lesbian pitty fucked me. Second time I paid a hooker that pitty fucked me because she only asked for $60 and used it to buy Taco Bell and even offered me some.

>>18571541
Arm pit fucked? How was it?

>>18571530
I put my penis in a vagina.

Or do you mean how I met her etc.?

>17
>use demo computer at mall to talk to this 14 year old girl I met at a concert on AIM
>convince her to talk 3 miles to the mall to meet me to hang out
>play a song for her on acoustic guitar at the guitar store
>take her to parking garage and do it in storage closet
>barely got hard because I was so nervous

>21
>talking to another girl I used to fool around with when I was seventeen
>we start hanging out again
>watching to catch a predator, on my living room floor
>kissing
>"Want to have sex?"
>we do it

Not sure which one was the real loss of virginity though.

>Be 15
>Hanging out with one of mom's friends (29, 9/10)
>She takes me to this event they're having for a few days so we got a hotel room to ourselves
>Lets me drink beer and shit
>She gets drunk
>"do you have a gf anon?"
>nope
>"Good, that's good."
>Reaches over and kisses me
>Proceed to have her as a fwb for another two years until I meet my future wife

I'm 25 now and I still don't really know how to feel about that whole ordeal.

>>18571576
Lucky

Got way too drunk and let this ugly girl who had a thing fro me take me home, fucked her on one side of the room while my best friend fucked her aunt on the other side.

>>18571576
damn can you post some more stories about this

>>18571530
>implying

Last year of highschool. I had lost a bunch of weight and befriended a pixie girl.

>19
>went to a friend party who had a bunch sluts as friends
>meet one who was 16
>she was into LP (rip chester) and we talked about music
>party ends and we exchange myspace info
>meet up the next day at my place and we fucke for the first time. i really sucked at it didn't even make her cum
>she asked if that was my first time and i say yes
>she said she would make me a better fucker
>month goes by and we met up a lot just to have sex

she was a nice girl, after a while she just stopped contacting me and a few years later i found out she died from a drug overdose from my friend.

>>18571530
To an escort about a month ago. The sex was fucking amazing. Her blowjob was God tier, her pussy tight, and she was super nice to me. If I had more money I'd be fucking her as much as I could.

>>18571693
I'm 23 and a virgin, should I just do this already?

>>18571690
It's stories like these that make life really sad sometimes.

>>18571729
I'm 29 and it was totally worth it.

>>18571530
By having sex

>>18571530
not sure if this one counts because I was never sure if it went in or not
>5th grade graduation party at school
>people are bringing their friends and siblings
>siblings are still toddlers so I came alone
>one friend was understanding and asked me to follow him, his sister and her friends around
>they both introduce me to the sister's friends
>one of them thinks I'm dorky but in a cute way
>giggle it off
>same girl picks on me the whole day trying to get a rise out of me
>laught it off every time
>it gets pretty dark and party is kicking
>girl that's been picking on me pulls me away asking me to follow her
>my brain didn't think twice about it and sex hadn't even crossed my mind but my dick already knew what was up since my crotch area was tingling hard to the point my legs seemed to walk on their own
>we finally find a secluded spot
>she zips down my pants and pulls my wiener out of my boxers
>plays with it in her hands and smells it
>suddenly feel like my mind is going away as I realize she's sucking it
>wanna piss so I tell her
>I go on some bushes
>come back to the sight of her rubbing herself with her panties down to her thighs
>still got my hard kid cock whipped out and she turns around making my hands hold her
>we do a little slow grinding because she tries to guide my cock in her
>I guess this is what sex feels like
>arch back a bit to see if it went in but her long dress didn't let me see much due to the darkness of the spoit
>suddenly we hear some people giggling from a hallway close to us
>we think we got caught so we pull our stuff up and she kind of pushes me away
>apparently they found a classroom open and stole a bunch of school supplies
>never got to find out if we actually did it

Eventually we dated during middle school until she moved to a different city. If I didn't loose my virginity during that party, I definitely did while we were dating.

Girl I went to school with.. bit ugly in school but turned into a qt. First time I tried I just couldn't get it up, but the next attempt a few nights later I blew inside with her on top and it was a pretty good way to lose my virginity.

She asked me months later who I llost my virginity to and her face when I said it was her was shock.. she thought I was doing it for years. Just fake it till you make it.

was in asian country, put advertisement in local craigslist advertising myself as tall virgin european, and miraculously a local girl contacted me

we went to a motel and did it. I came like 6 times instantly one after the other, was really awkward. But she was hot, was willing to do all the postures I wanted and even wore cute lingerie 'to make it special for me'

afterwards I kept bugging her through texting in really retarded and desperate ways so she just blocked me, lol

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Bad experience

22 a brothel in prague

>>18571554
pitty != arm pit

>>18571530
hooker too
didn't even cum because I had to pee
second time was a hooker too, came
was 21
but I'm 25 now and already had a fair share of unpaid sex so I'm fine

It happened at the church.Just don't ask

Depends on who I'm talking to and how creative my mind is at the time. (Still a virgin)

Didn't know I had it until people said it was a thing and made a big deal about it. Can't find it on myself though, where is it stored?

Stayed up talking to a girl all night, finished 3/4 a bottle of whisky, offered her to sleep in my room, proceeded to have an awkward shitty hookup which she cut short and regretted the next day. I didn't regret it until I realized she wasn't really into me at all.

>>18571684
You have terrible parents. Please feel free to tell them that I think so.

She was a whore. But like a virgin whore you know? Like some girls are just like parasites- no matter how you try to help them, they'll eat away at your innocence.

Brought her to my hotel room. One moment she's crying, next moment we're kissing and she's blowing me. Barely put it in because she was too tight and nearly got caught by my family who slept in the same hotel room. I don't know if that counts.

3 days ago I mustered the courage to talk to this 10 qt at the beach. 2 stormy days and yesterday and I still have not seen her so maybe she was a tourist and I missed my chance to do something special with someone who really gave me a lot of "I am interested in you" looks. :/ Fuck me.
I'm only 19 but I know love is not something that will be present in my beta cuck autist life. Such a shame I'm semi- good looking when I can't even strike a conversation.

I had sex with a girl I wasn't attracted to because I bought into the "pussy is pussy" "doesn't matter had sex" memes. Big mistake. It was a gross experience and all it did was hurt my self esteem. I felt really bad about myself. I didn't enjoy it at all... I'm now in my late 20s, and I haven't tried it again.

>21 yo virgin
>get girls number off of tinder
>invite her to fraternity barn dance
>date going very slow at first, awkward conversation
>get around to talking about super personal stuff really connect
>date suddenly going alot better
>sleep over at her place later but don't kiss or anything, just cuddle

>next day she texts me and comes over
>end up making out
>few days later go over to hers and have her blow me and i shoot a load all over her chest

>a couple days later she comes over
>says she wants to get drunk
>friend gives me bottle of jim beam apple
>both take turns pulling from the bottle
>get to about 1/3 left
>she looks at my bass and asks me to play stuff
>sloppily play some shit, she says she finds it hot when people play instruments
>start making out
>jam it in, barely feel anything because nerves and alcohol
>she says it starts to hurt and we stop
>both pass out naked
>an hour later she starts throwing up into her hair
>try to help her clean up but not really responding, rolls over onto the floor
>trying to talk to her and make sure she's ok use paper towels to clean up her hair
>she starts pissing on the floor
>starts laughing then quickly starts crying
>just putting towels down trying to soak up the piss
>eventually get her back onto the bed

You could say it was a fucking ordeal

>>18572805
nice. did you see her again?

>>18571530
I was 14 and lost it at school with a fellow 14 year old

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>19
>drop out of college, pretty depressed with myself
>unemployed, no degree, no money, just a car and lazy excuses
>go to bonfire that friend invites me to
>he makes me meet a girl there
>she likes music, i like music, we hit it off pretty well, get her number and split
>1 week later we're hanging out basically every day
>eventually start to date her
>2 weeks in we fuck even though we said we wanted to wait
>break up 1 month later, she becomes a lesbian then dates some 40 year old dude and never hear from her again

i'm pretty sure i got lucky. i mean she got wet all the time and her orgasms felt/looked pretty real but what do i know, i'm clueless on many things

on the day my first girlfriend broke up i went to her place which was like a 6 hour train ride and had to wait for her to get back because she was out of town or something and we apologized and cried for literally four hours in the park behind the place she lived and because it was too late for me to get home we went to sleep and it just happened i guess. it felt pretty wholesome actually. we went to sleep after that and when we woke up we went to the train station and we kissed for the last time. it was two and a half weeks and two years ago. we're still pretty much best friends and talk almost every day and everything's fine and i still love her eventhough the two year anniversary of her getting with her new boyfriend is this november

i can't wait till the day i can finally just fucking kill myself and end it all forever

>>18574282
what are you waiting for? serious question, I want to know what you're waiting on. no malice intended.

>>18574300
just kind of a rough time for my familiy right now and i don't want them to deal with even more shit, also want to get some of my thoughts and feelings out through an album which seems like it won't take very long to finish anymore

In a beach bathroom when I was 19

I got distracted

>>18574327
that's considerate of you, and music is a good reason too.

not to talk you out of it, but have you considered moving somewhere else?

>>18574369
yeah, i definetly will move away right after i finish school

>>18574483
good, I think you'll find that a move can do a lot to change your mental state. depending on where you go to some extent, but moving your body to a substantially different spot can definitely do the same for your mind.

>>18574483
i also feel like all this talk about suicide is just one big meme and it seems pretty surreal but doable at the same time because i really dont want any of this anymore and i know that i am the problem and not something that can be fixed just by getting a better job or a girlfriend or getting good at what i do or whatever. i know there's no need to rush things but i feel like no matter what could happen, it's not very nice to feel just miserable and lonely every single day for years

>>18574511
see
>>18574521

i have thought about this a lot and i'm not sure if anything would change at all after i'm used to my new surroundings

>>18571530
Had sex

>>18572805
Nice bro, how'd her piss taste? You did taste it, right?

>be me
>17 years old
>kissless virgin until I met a guy who taught me everything
>on and off with the same guy who is 3 years older than me for a year
We are both so different. I could never have genuine feelings for this person. After a year of heavy petting and making out, I finally lost my virginity to him. I got to his place and we ended up wrestling and fore playing (I think that's what you call it) for an hour or two until I finally did it. We went out to eat at a resturant after and then went back to his place and fooled around more until I decided I wanted to leave. I left his place horny, wet, and unsatisfied.

I put my dick in her

Lost it to the love of my life, the most wonderful person I know to the day. But she's gone now. Didn't feel nealy as much as that time ever since.

Message some girl on instagram make her interested in me and i make myself seem to care about her life.
Tell her we should hang out.
By the end of the night shes blowing me and i tell her i want to be with her.
Next week i have sex at her place try 3 positions and i cant nut.
Next day i finally do its awesome.
She breaks up with me a week later cuz i was ignoring her texts.
She was hot but she was so boring i was actually hoping she did what she did so i didnt look like the bad guy. The only girl i slept with im 18 and im now working out and looking for my next fuck

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> be 17
> it's after winter high school dance, and it's late at night
> a bunch sisters friends are over at my house
> 5/10 and I watching Fight Club
> I've already seen it so engage spoon
> gettin' handsy under the blankets
> we have some bourbon.gov and make out
> she has a boyfriend but he's a soundcloud rapper who abuses her so she's like "anon do you like me I've liked you for a while"
> "uhhhhhhhhh, y-y-yeah"
> we decide not to fuck that day because we're both drunk and liberal media or something
> fast forward to my sister's birthday when she's back at my house
> up to this point we've been just casually meeting up and making out and stuff. I've been repressing feelings because she told me that she doesn't want to be serious.
> she broke up with rapper man so we can fuck without moral implications
> go to my room while my sisters pals are watching Deadpool
> engage operation fuck
> I have no idea how to do this
> it's really awkward, and so we fuck for like an hour and a half because I fap too much and also anxiety stopped me from finishing
> she came, but I'm depressed and disappointed
> we fuck on and off for a few months
> grow to despise her because I wasn't happy with her or my life
> after one night she tells me that she wants to get serious
> at this point, all of my emotions are gone and I have no interest
> can't avoid her because we're in the same friend group
> my life is really awkward now

What should I do?

>>18574608
Wait become more confident in yourself and appearence and then bang others girls youre young still so it doesnt really matter much about commitment just do your thing while staying confident in who you are and sex will come just move on bro

>>18574608
cultivate your feelings and her pussy

I was just chilling at my friends house one day when I was 14 or something and it was hot and we were in our underwear and for some reason we both started having gay sex it was so odd.

He was like "Hey wanna do that again" next time I was at his house but I turned him down lol

>>18574638
what the fuck

I had sex

>>18571530
With my Ex at the floor of my room. It was so awkward, but we were really comfortable with eachother's body, so it was turned out to be really funny for both. After that we had sex like crazy all the time.

... I'm glad i can tell this story...

I lost mine to my mothers friend when I was 17 we had to share a bed since she didn't want me sleeping on the couch , which proceeded to basically her telling me to lower my pajamas and boxers and she basically rolled onto be and slipped right on and rode me till she came which I came after like 5 minutes so the overstimulation was real. We did it a couple more nights before I left the last time she had me eat her out before fucking, so all in all it was a pretty good experience

>>18571684
I was going to say, "hey, his dad gave him condoms and a chance to have sex, that sounds pretty neat" until i realized, you're still like 10 years old.

>>18571530
>be 27
>go on backpage
>search for "caucasian escorts"
>find one for $300
>she's an 8/10
>email her
>go to her apartment the next day
>have sex
>turns out she's actually south american but from one of the white countries

Since then, I've only ever had paid sex.

>24 years old khv
>was staying with a friend that there was sexual tension between
>she wants to keep watching tv in her room
>we spoon and fall asleep with The Misadventures of Flapjack playing
>couple hours later we wake up and start making out
>it's happening
>pretend it's just like the decade + of porn I've been watching
>eat her out
>continue to make out
>warm her up for round 2 and put PIV
>years of death grip and edging means I'm able to last until her completion
>time our orgasms together
>bust a nut during a Dr Barber episode of Flapjack
>she tells me it was the best sex she ever had
and no one was the wiser that I /was/ a 24 y/o khv

>>18571535
this

>>18571576
N I C E
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>>18571530
>be 15 year old male
>know cute girl from your freshman homeroom
>she has sizable breasts
>have no social skills/notable charm
>feign infatuation and force yourself to become more affectionate, humorous, and outgoing
>feels uncomfortable but you get her attention
>year later you're her boyfriend after a school year of awkward advances
>never fuck out of complacency
>she wonders why you two have never fucked yet
>her older brother tells you to text him whenever you want to use the apartment to smash
>lose virginity by 16
>stay with her for another year on and off
>regret wasting so much time for pussy

>16
>have gf
>put pen0r inside

>>18571684
Gtfo not a teenyet

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>>18571530
I met up with a chubby girl from r9k and I was lonely enough to have sex with her.

>former NEET
>started working fast food
>meet fatty customer
>she's a regular, works in building that shares parking lot
>comes over on lunch breaks
>chat her up
>get her number
>be weeks later
>at a work party
>drunk
>hit her up
>things to better than planned
>she invites me over
>walk about 2 miles to her shady ass hotel
>she has condoms a plenty
>gets me hard
>puts it on
>rides me
>couldn't stay hard during sex
>but was hard for blowjob
>so she blows me again after we had lame sex
>cum in her mouth with no warning
>she takes it like a champ

Never hooked up again, but it was cool.
Turned into a bit of a manwhore after that for a few years.

>>18576312
17 btw, she was 18.

Some of these stories are really fucking sad..

>>18576317
Let's hear your first time, champ.