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How do you meet egirls
seriously how do make relationships with egirls if youre an eboy
im trying on twitter and its not really working. I have like 49 followers so its kinda hard there LMAO
i just wanna meet girls that i think are cute, and they think im cute, just to talk and stuff. I used to think e-dating was retarded but i was talking to this egirl on steam that actually met her bf because they both played Dota 2, and she ended up flying from canada to america and met him in person and theyre still happy in love
Basically i need a gamer egirl thats decent looking to think im decent too, and im not sure where to start looking
anyone have any experience in this department?
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>egirls
>eboy
gosh I am getting too old for this hip whippersnapper talk
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Seriously, you are asking the wrong question. Fix your life first. You sound like a 15 year old, so if you are an adult, you really need to leave the basement and get a life and a job.
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>>18575289
fucc
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Lets say I'm Elegidly I'm a 17 year old who came to the United States for a wedding (I have american citizenship) but my parents want to send me back over sees. Do I have to? Will the police force me to? What can I do to prevent going I have reason if the police actually get involved
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>>18575120
lol
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>>18575120
If you file for emancipation, and succeed, you won't be forced to go back. Also, it's "allegedly," for future reference. I had to stare at that first sentence for like 3 minutes to figure out what you were trying to say.
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>>18575131
Filing for an emancipation means you have to show the court you able to live on your own and able to make a living.
My parents hid my passports and birth certificate so how am I suppose to get on?? Also I have no car, but my brother does if that helps in any way
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>pop 6000
>no 20-somethings my age, everyone is either elderly, single mothers or schoolkids
>locked in because of my current employment and getting to live with my parents to save up on rent
>hobos drink alcohol in front of the stores, especially during morning/daytime
>cracked roads, empty streets, rare annoying cars, stray cats, ducks by the lake and pigeons
>shit ass boredom and loneliness all the time
>same people every day
>only worthwhile thing is decent cafeteria food at my job during lunch breaks, lovely nature and once a year big-ass indie music festival (coming up this weekend actually)
Anyone else living in a small town/countryside?
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ask for advice or get the fuck out
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>>18574963
I forgot the question, because I clicked submit too soon and it didn't let me edit after I clicked cancel refresh.
My question was that how to cope with small town feels, especially if you have experienced those yourself, and what have you done to move out of small town, especially when locked into employment in one?
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>>18574976
Get into vidya.
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Has anyone bought used panties? Should I? I'm sexually frustrated. Good income, so $40 for some used panties isn't a big deal.
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>>18574621
pretty sure thats how my buddy and this chick met for years. they banged for a while and then she cucked him.
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>>18574625
I'm confused. Are you saying if I buy used panties I'll get cucked?
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>>18574621
Why the fuck would you want some girls vagina excretion slightly soaked panties? Like are you fucking real? That shit is gross as fuck.
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ACNE GENERAL, TIPS, STORIES, ADVICE, THANKS 2017-07-31 04:21:50 Post No.18574607
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ACNE GENERAL, TIPS, STORIES, ADVICE, THANKS
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Anyone know how to clear the fuck out of acne? I drink a literal fuck ton of water, work out, wash my face twice a day, use a charcoal biore soap bar to wash my face...what am I doing wrong? I also cut out dairy and greasy shit desu the only dairy I get is from my protein shake...besides that it's only fruit, vegetables, chicken, oats, and a very rare cheat day... I also feel like all this acne is what's making my facial hair taking forever to come in. I'm 5'9 160lbs trying to lift my way to 150-155lbs and I was wondering if anyone has any tips, currently trying toothpaste on my face, thanks guys.
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>>18574607
me before and after tretinoin cream.
it worked great but it always keeps you on your toes. even with it I was still fussing over my face all fucking day. so i took accutane and now i look lik the 'after' pic all the time.
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>>18574611
To Me accutane isn't worth the risk
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>>18574623
i hear that a lot. and thats fine. but you should know that acne isn't always something that a scrub and a wash can fix. i had acne starting at 5, my parents would yell at me saying that I wasn't bathing properly. in middle school my chest, arms, legs, and face were covered with acne.
at 23 i still had that awful acne you see in that picture all over my chin. other family members apparently had it into their thirties. I tried all the creams and such and the closest i coudl get was the tretinoin cream, but it was still far from perfect. definitely an improvement but jesus christ i look back and realize i built my entire life around trying not to get acne. awful.
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should i get a tattoo? 2017-07-31 03:50:50 Post No.18574553
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Basically I am 90% sure I want one. But I still have doubts. Have any anons here gotten one and regret it? Tell me why I should or shouldn’t get a tattoo
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>>18574553
IF you are going to do one... follow this advise... DON'T MAKE IT ABOUT SOME LAMEASS EMOTIONAL STORY. "I put a rose in my heart because it represents my emotions when I love life and represents my deep personal feelings about love"
And do not do stupid phrases like "Love life." IF you are going to do one, make sure that every time you look at it you smile and makes you laugh. Make it silly and cool and good looking and FUNNY, and you won't regret it. The emotional stuff.... you'll wanna kill yourself for being such a corny mofo two years after the tatto.
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No. You'll thank yourself
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>>18574553
This, I have tattoos they aren't bad but it was a dumb decision getting them especially since I was still young at the time
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Has anyone here ever dealt with abusive parents before? Like, "scared every other night that your alcoholic father might grab a gun from his secret spot and kill you and your mom" abusive? I'm 26 and still living with them but I start my first full time job soon and am finally ready to move out, but the shit just hit the fan. My mom found out that he has been cheating on her, but that is just the cherry on top, as he has been a drunken monster to us both my whole life. She told me today that he slapped her and pushed her and that she told him she wants a divorce. The only thing holding me back from confronting him is the fear of a fight ending up with one or more of us dead. Also, I recently received a large sum of money from a deceased relative and my dad put it into an investment fund that I haven't gotten a chance to learn the info/password of. I am scared if he gets wind of us disowning him completely before I get that info he will run off with my retirement fund and there will be no legal option for me to get it back.
What would you do/have you done in this situation?
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>>18574495
>26 years old
>first full time job
>"What would you do/have you done in this situation?"
i would have murdered you long ago
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>>18574495
*you* inherited... recently... and you're 26? How foes that even work? He's probably drank all the money already. Don't be aggressive, you need to get proper legal advice and not get confrontational in your parents' dispute.
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>>18574548
My aunt gave me money. I let my dad set up an stock investment account for my retirement fund. I know he didnt steal it already he had no reason to. We were actually supposed to look at it all together this weekend. But im afraid if he snaps he will drain it.
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Serious question here. I'll try to make it as short as possible.
Combat veteran. Saw a lot of shit that I shouldn't have seen. I was in combat and took the lives of two enemies and have had a hard time dealing with taking the lives of another human being.
It's been two years since then and I've become a raging alcoholic since then. My marriage is on the rocks. I have fits of anger and the VA has done nothing but "dope me up" with medication.
I'm thinking about having myself committed because it's gotten to the point where I'm suicidal.
The local VA hospital is about 2 hours away and I wanted to know if I would have to pay out of pocket for this expense. I have a job but I'm afraid I would lose my job if I seek help.
Is there anyone out there that can give me some advice. I'm desperate. Please help me.
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>>18574248
Man up soldier, the war isn't over. We need you on the front lines. HOOAH
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Man it looks like you just need to talk to somebody. As far as it goes, there's any number of options you can do. If I were in the situation, I would find someone to talk to.
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Hi OP,
There's good evidence for the effectiveness of cognitive behavioural therapy (CBT) for PTSD.
Psychotherapy is completely confidential, your job wouldn't have to know. Although frankly, It makes me feel sad and angry that you feel you wouldn't be supported by them.
If you feel like you're likely to kill yourself, please call 911 and let them know it's a medical emergency.
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Why do I feel the need to move out of my parent's home at the age of 22? I'm not much of a leech and pay for myself, but something about the idea of living with them makes me feel like a child. Everyone says it is the best financial advice to stay with your parents, but I really just want to move out. Is the economy in America really that bad, or is it just an excuse?
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>>18574139
Dude I'm your age and I suddenly feel exactly the same way...
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Bump.
>>18574144
I don't know how to explain it. Taking advantage of a situation like this just makes me feel sick to my stomach. I have money saved up, but I don't even spend it. The only thing I'd like to spend it on is a business, and I don't even know what business to start up.
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It's natural in the US culture. You desire that kind of independence and freedom that only comes from being out of your parents place.
I remember when I went away to college how liberating it felt to be able to bring a guy back to my place whenever I wanted, to make as much noise in my place as I wanted whenever I wanted knowing there was nobody else around to bother, not being nagged, etc. Feels nice.
However, you also have to be smart about it. If you're going to school and have a good amount of debt to your name, those minimal freedoms are nothing compared to the shackles of loans. Best to pay them off as fast as possible and accept the gift of free shit from your parents.
But, you do you. Do your own research, see how much an apartment goes for in your area, and how much you earn every month. If you think you can feasibly afford it, then go for it. Just make sure you account in your calculations for savings. If your average monthly spending is $800 a month, and you only earn $800 a month, you can't actually afford to move out, because you need to put something away for later and for emergencies.
Also before moving out, make sure you have at least 3 months worth of expenses in your bank account. Just in case you lose a job/hours, or your gas bill ends up being more than you thought, etc. You just want to avoid living paycheck to paycheck at all possible
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I've been working for a while on improving myself. Mostly to appear more attractive to women. I've been working on stuff like hygiene and losing weight, but I want to know if there are any other things to work on that I haven't thought of. I also want to know if there are any ways to help improve my social skills. Also, are there any things women look out for that most men don't know about? I know this is 4chan, but I would prefer you weebs not answer with the usual, "Don't if you do the Jews will get you!" Bullshit.
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>>18574066
FOOD. Seriously... most asswipes here will talk about "confidence" or "game". But a time honored way to get a girl fall for you is offering a free, delicious meal. If you can cook
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>>18574071
Dude. I'm actually really good at cooking. I do it all the time. When you enjoy hunting and fishing, cooking is just kinda expected.
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>>18574066
Acquire a skill that other people find interesting or valuable or useful in some way. Good options would be something like music, painting, cooking, sports, etc. Bad options would be something like figurine collecting, video games, cosplay, or any other useless nerd shit for NEETs.
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My dick isn't working 2017-07-31 01:11:06 Post No.18574037
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Hey /adv/
So, this girl came to my house today and we were supposed to have sex, but my penis wouldn't get hard. This also happened on most other times when we were just making out. Now, I've been in two relationships and used to have sex pretty regularly, this was not a recurring problem. And it's not like I'm not attracted to her, she's really beautiful and hot. I'd chalk it up to nervousness, since I have a big crush on this girl, but I wasn't THAT nervous about it, and the biggest cause for the nervousness was the simple fact that I couldn't get an erection anyway. It felt like a physical thing, like I was too tired, and the worst parts were when I had to hold my own weight in my arms when being above her. I haven't been masturbating much these days, but my dick still works when I look at porn (especially if it's pertinent to my fetishes).
So, should I exercise to be able to mantain an erection, or maybe eat some specific food? Or are those things completely unrelated to my problem?
Pic absolutely unrelated, but I do that too.
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>>18574037
foreplay my dude... foreplay
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Your brain has been melted by (((porn))). You have two options, keep jerking to (((porn))) and kill yourself in 5 years when you can't fuck anyone or stop watching (((porn))) and get your dick back.
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>>18574106
>(((porn)))
Go back to pol, you incircumsiced manlet.
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Let's be honest, I'll probably always be alone
>5'11"
>270lb
>Relatively ugly
>Little social skills
>Has 'high' standards
>Attracted to slim traditionalist brunettes
>A rare breed made even rarer by bodily preferences
>People becoming more and more liberal
>As rare as a unicorn
Inb4 born in the wrong decade
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Okay
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What advice do you want exactly here?
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>>18573340
>Forgot to add in OP
Any advice on how to either be attracted to degenerates or cope with loneliness for an entire lifetime?
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So an anon said this in another section and it's basically my life
>>3076165
>>>3076165
>There is no technique. Either you are a guy who gets laid or you are a guy who doesn't get laid. We have an aura that makes us creepy. Normies, girls, bosses, even your siblings can smell your wizard-nature. We are destined to be alone.
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>I got lucky once and the relationship lasted 2.5 years, but nothign really changed. I feel like an alien in an almost-perfect disguise, but people notice something is slightly off.
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>If you ahve difficulties getting a gf nothing will ever change that. No book, no mentor, no money (I am from a wealthy background), no skill will change that. Your only chance is to trick them into being with a creep/alien. The lucky chance. So you have to go for quantity over quality and maybe you'll be lucky. Once you get lucky work hard on the relationship, since it might be your last.
^^Is he right or is their anything I can do to change this? I'm not perfect but Im not ugly neither.
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It's something you can do by learning how people work and changing yourself.
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Stop being son focused on getting laid ?
There are two reasons you're looking for any girl : sex and social consideration
For social, well, you're an alien (I perfectly relate to what you said). No point in trying : they instantly know. No amount of edfort will be of any use.
Just make yourself comfortable with your status and stop focusing on sex dammit.
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not true. I went from no gf to juggling multiple gfs at a time. study some pua and do self improvement.
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For any of you who recognize this picture (which might be like, 4 of you), it's the guy with that memory loss again. I think I'm fucked, she doesn't say she loves me anymore, she does everything else but that. She sends hearts, sets aside time to talk, tells me I'm cute and she doesn't want to live without me, but she doesn't say that she loves me anymore.
For any of you who don't know my story, I have anterograde memory loss from a car crash a few years back. I've had psychosomatic pain in my right leg for two years, and I can no longer see out of my left eye, because of this, I am still in my parent's custody despite being 22. I have this LDgf who I'm planning on running away to in about 6 months. My parents take my disability checks, and do not use them to care for me. I have no job, (can't get one, if it wasn't obvious enough), and I'm really close to ending it. However, I've always thought of my gf as a refuge to a better life, as she claims that she loves and cares about me (and she also has a decent paying job). So basically, I'm set if she stays loyal. But, if she doesn't, I have no one to go to, and nothing to live for. I just want to know how to reinforce a relationship, or something like that. I don't know.
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>>18573281
My girl stopped telling me she loved me about two months before she left me last week. Prepare yourself emotionally.
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>>18573300
Oh, great.
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I don't want to live anymore, I think it's over my dudes. Thank you all for your advice.
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I'm 24 and never had a boyfriend because I've always been fat and had an ugly face, but things may change as I'm losing weight and saving up for jaw/nose surgery and getting lip fillers and such things, I'm pretty excited to see the new me
But I'm wondering, once I fix my appearance, how and where do I meet guys? I have male friends and have no problem making male friends, but I don't know how to ask them out
I mean as a teenager I confessed my feelings to guys but that never went anywhere other than painful rejection and have not had feelings for guys since then so don't have anyone to confess to
Any advice is appreciated
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>>18573164
exist.
literary.
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>>18573164
Going to need more information.
Height, weight.
Accurate advice can't be given without a real photo of yourself, this is ultimately a fruitless endeavor.
However please remain patient, until you get to a good confidence level, where you want to be there's no point risking rejection again.
Also women don't ask men out. Women can literally find dick anywhere.
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>>18573199
I am currently 5'6 168lbs and going lower
Well I have never been asked out by a guy