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Adding on, I am more worried about my sex game. It is just shit, all it is, is thrusting to me. I have no technique.

For example: >>>/gif/9951392 (THIS IS A NSFW LINK)

I don't know how that happened. How did he make her so excited and shit? How do I possibly learn that?

>>17993009
Hit deep with dick head. Literally every girl I've fucked likes this

>>17993014
My friend, who has a 30+ body count, told me to use my hips. Just like swirling?

I'm gonna be honest, I'm completely average in dick size. 6", but pretty girthy. Is technique learned just through practice? Or is there material on this I can find online?

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Go on /b/

>>17993004
kek. Srsly though I need to get this candy out of my system stat. Apparently you can't buy that vomit syrup shit anymore.

>>17993013
No, they don't. Dissolve a few spoons of baking soda in water, drink it, and then drink vinegar.

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Become sexually aggressive!!! Dominate her! Sex!!!!! WAAAHAHAHHA

>>17992985
Bump for interest, I'm kinda in op's situation

Don't overtext, your goal should be to set up a dinner date or go out for drinks via texting.

Unless you can text dirty and she's into talking dirty with a stranger, you hurt your chances every single text you send.

Good luck anon

>>17992949
That is weird for a 9 month long relationship no matter how many times you've had sex.

Strong possibilities that he's either cheating or he's lost his attraction to you.

>>17992956
This

Not even worth salvaging imo, can't help him if he doesn't want to make a change. Go be an awesome gf for a better guy

The thing in the bedroom is a symptom. Whats the problem? My guess is porn or nagging.

>>17992923

well. what do they say?

>>17992923
Did you answer any of em?

>>17992946
>>17992950
I don't answer em

>>17992918

either be gimmicky or be quality, and of course, wait. you might blow up overnight but that night might be years from now.

for most people its a steady rise.

ive been on youtube for 8 years. currently get 67 thousand views a month and the number is climbing. only have 6000 subscribers.

the first year i was happy when we broke 100 views. there were a few videos i did that made a jump but for the most part its just a matter of steadily rising.

>>17992951
So basically, be patient. It might take a year before we even get noticed.

>>17992959

iot might take many years. my audience is still too small to consider me a 'youtuber'. for some people its never enough. for others, just knowing that ANYONE is watching is all you need.

depends on WHY you are doing this.

>>17992914
why even risk it?
upload it to some storage service, send link through IM.

>>17992914
Depending on where you're studying I guess.

Meh, I already told him I would. What excuse could I give him now?

I offered because I didn't realize any of the legal implications.

If you're talking about your cuticles, moisturize them every day. Lip balm works, also vaseline and such alternatives.

If you're talking about biting your nails, I don't have a lot of advice. The way I avoid it is that I wait until a certain point before I bite. I can't really stop myself so instead I limit it. You can also invest in a fidget to keep your hands busy.

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Just decide to not do it. Worked for me.

Also, pic related helps.

>>17992903
Fix your internal issues and bad habits will go away

>>17992804
All you can do is just be normal, if you act too caring or silent or whatever she'll distance herself from you.

I'm assuming her parents and that know? I think you need to somehow find out if this is her admitting something has happened and has only told you or she is venting and her parents are already aware of what has happened.

>>17992812
I'm not even sure if her parents are the ones who did it or not.

Ask her to greentext it so people can fap to it on /b/

>>17992771
Be you. But be the best you. Definatly read more to find out who you actually are.

I've made some gains in this regard.

OP, I think our introverted weird nature stems from neuroticism. I got a ton of confidence this past year by working out and taking care of my problem skin, and also by doing social exposure therapy.

I really want to emphasize that last one, social exposure therapy. You can find these exercises on psychology sites, and also on success blogs / pickup artist shitholes. part of being confident is being able to do whatever regardless of what people think of you, and the only way to build that up is to talk to more people.

Proof: banged more girls in the past few months than in the past several years, and I also now have a habit of making friends with randos whenever I go out and talking with them about their lives.

They help but they're not a substitute for your personality. I

I've rarely play video games, go to the gym consistently but and i haven't been in a relationship in over 10 years.

Zero

Seems legit.

>>17992765

somewhat. people who havent had a relationship by 25 havent for a reason. if you dont plan on fixing that reason, the pattern should continue.

>>17992764

you dont have terrible luck wiht women. luck can only be attributed to single instances. otherwise its a pattern and patterns arent luck based, there's something wrong.

as for her, its hard to say. can you confirm she was working that day? some jobs are on call. you can always try to plan it for a night after work as well, but she might just not be interested.

taht doesn't mean you tell her to 'fuck off' it means you just go back to your own life

>>17992781

I can't confirm she was at work but I usually plan our dates for later on at night anyway however she is on call then too.

Also, I know I shouldn't tell her to fuck off but I feel like she is avoiding me. Maybe I am looking too much into it?

>>17992841

nope. she might be avoiding you. that doesn't mean you tell her to fuck off. she could be more straight forward, but she specifically is avoiding a 'fuck off' reaction she has gotten ebfore from rejecting someone

pls respond

>>17992819
;_;

>>17992744
God, I know how that feels.
When I was in the middle of High School my mother found out that my father have been cheating on her for 3 months on end. Life at home became a living hell, we were out of money and my father had to work in a different city and just staied at home for the weekends and just to make matters worse my brother was away in Britain for one year and a half.
It fucking sucked for a long time, my grades started falling and at the end of high school I couldn't get into a good college (which my parents simply wouldn't accept because they have really high standards regarding education).
Ever since then my home life went for ups and downs, I've even became a NEET for 8 months and our income went down a lot,
Last year was one of the hardest, honestly, my mother has developted an mental obssessing disease and we moved to a completely different city (and that affected the prep studies I was making to be able to get into a good college).
Suddenly, though, this year things are getting better out of nowhere. I just got a 100% scholarship to my brother's university and I'm waiting for an answer from my prefered one. We are getting better financially and I even started working out.

TL;DR Things will get better, anon, as long as you wait for it. Have a clear goal on what you want and work to make it possible, even if it's a vague desire. Don't be afraid of surrounding yourself in that bubbly and somewhat stupid positivity. Honestly, with time it made things feel so much better for me. Also, /lit/ is full of bitter people with a superiority complex, please don't go there.

>>17992743
It's called a bald spot, anon.

>>17992743
Also, why the fuck are your nails painted? And what's with the thumbhole sleeves?

Are you an edgy teenager?

>>17992752
Time traveler from 2007

>>17992734
Alt+F4

>>17992734
lurk more

>>17992734
lurk moar