Hey /adv/
I have a weird problem. So for few weeks now my butt hole would itch on and off. At first I though I have butt worms so bough medicine and took it as instructed.
It did nothing and I've performed a tape test with no eggs or worms in sight.
Clearly this is a diet issue of sorts. No hemorrhoids. No I don't take the dick up the ass nor shove things up there. Has anyone encountered simmilar issue? It seems like the only relief is taking hydrogen peroxide and rubbing toilet paper with it to the butt hole.
It's getting irritating... I'm not fat nor diabetic.
Thanks.
Its dry and/or rritated. Time 2 lube up bb boy.
>>17994634
Santa no.
>>17994625
Desatin works wonders senpai
I hate my job, I hate my boss, I hate my wife, I hate traffic, i hate having to go home everyday and clean the fucking house, I hate all races, I hate having to repeat myself, I just want to punch everyone in the face. Do I have anger issues or need to pray?
>>17994561
It's your life. If you're not happy, make changes.
Ditching my ex-fiance was the best decision I ever made, I imagine I'd be exactly like you right now if I decided to stay with her.
Why don't you join your local police force? You may even get to punch people you know.
>>17994566
We just started "our" own company where I do all the work, and stay at my full time. We also have children so it's not as simple as packing a bag and moving to the next piece o pussy.
I need a way to give the same link to multiple hrefs (thousands) and I don't know how to do it otherwise than manually one by one, also would like to know how to change all hrefs from an html to another value.
Check out Sublime Text editor. You can select multiple instances of the same word. I use a different IDE that doesn't support this feature. But whenever I find myself needing to change multiple values I open it up in Sublime because it's quick.
>>17994555
regex and awk
Also, this kind of question would be better suited for >>>/wsr/
You'd also get better responses if you gave an explicit example of what you want
that solves my first problem
So I just got an Apple gift card for $1000 US dollars from a friend. I honestly am not sure what I can spend it on. I was thinking of just saving it till the new Iphone comes out and buy one.
What should I do with the remaining $25 dollars? (I'm kidding, but what would you do with this amount of apple bux? I can't spend it elsewhere, can I?)
You can in a way spend that money elsewhere, but ain't that kinda shitty since its a gift?
>>17994368
>what should I do with the remaining $25 bucks
that is literally not an exaggeration, my iphone 7 was over $900
depends on what you need, if you need a new phone i'd wait till the 8 comes out, if you need a new laptop/desktop that's a very good coupon
or if you're into expensive software go crazy
>>17994375
How so? Can apple bucks turn into real money?
>>17994377
I'm gonna wait till the new Iphone comes out for sure. I'm not even gonna spend it on a Mac or laptop cause that's sorta silly.
"Happy wife, happy life."
My entire life I've taken issue with this idea. My folks have been, by all appearances, "happily" married for 30 years, and my dad lives by this principle. He is ALWAYS the one to cave when he and my mom fight in favor of simply making the peace. She was an only child and my grandpa spoiled her. My dad was the 3rd of five, grew up poor, and now I think takes great pride in being able to give someone all the stuff he didn't have. They're a match.
But I want a partner and an equal; not someone who I have to placate in order to have a lasting relationship. Yet it seems like as a man you just kind of HAVE to do this to an extent if you want a woman to stick around. I see it with my buddies all the time, and while in the short term their wives or gfs are grateful, in the long term it becomes clear that they take it for granted.
Have I got it wrong? Have I just only been seeing one type of woman my whole life? Is this a bullet you just HAVE to bite in order to be with someone?
>>17994362
I've rarely seen couples where guys put a shitton of effort in the relationship and girls don't do shit. In my experience, it is roughly equal.
Maybe you just don't notice what women do?
My boyfriend rarely notices what I do for him, but he always notices when he makes something for me. If you hear just your friends side of the story, maybe you just don't know what their girlfriends do for them.
>>17994362
I refused to settle for the "happy wife happy life" relationship. My wife is my equal and my partner. It took me until I was 26 though. Standards means cutting through the weeds.
>>17994362
First and foremost, good for you for taking issue with that ridiculous saying! It's a stupid idea, and one that I believe is molding society in a negative way overall.
That said, I'm a woman in one of those equal relationships that you're looking for. My fiance and I are partners, recognizing our own strengths and weaknesses and using that knowledge to balance each other properly without having to cave when we disagree.
There's no real hard and fast rule for finding what you're looking for, but there are a few guidelines:
1. Be patient. I didn't find my fellow until I was 29, but he was more than worth the wait.
2. Look at how your potential partner treats others around them, including family and those who could be seen as "below" them in some way. If he/she treats them well, it's more likely that they will treat you well also.
3. Look at their work ethic. If they're hardworking, they're more likely to contribute equally to a relationship.
4. Look at their interests. If they express interest in improving themselves, by learning a new skill, language, or even just by reading a new book, it's less likely for them to just give up and let you carry the relationship later.
5. Do NOT rush into engagement or marriage. There are exceptions to all of the above, and you don't want to get stuck with a really good actor/actress who has managed to do all of these things for a while, but will eventually show what they really are. The ones who are genuine will understand your desire to really make a relationship meaningful and permanent on a slightly longer timeline.
And above all else, talk about EVERYTHING. Kids, money, housing, future jobs, porn kinks, I mean everything. The more you talk, the more likely you are to find someone you can truly be happy with and appreciate, while gaining appreciation and happiness from them as well.
Women like me are out there, I promise, but we seem to be hard to find.
Good luck!
Common problem here again.
I'm falling in love with this girl, but I'm not that attracted to her face. She's cute, I'm always thinking about her, but I have some apprehension because physically I'm not 100% into her.
What do? I feel if we got together I'd keep thinking I about how I could do better or something stupid.
Do it you'll probably wife it one day because you are ugly as shit yourself to be 'falling in love' with an ugly retard.
Same problem here. Part of it is I think because I'm overall rather insecure and haven't really been with other girls.
Trust me, this goes away. You will always look at other girls while with her. And if you get some experience to increase your standards you will find someone you are 100% into.
Not being into them physically is a definite sign that your brain sees them as unhealthy/unfit partner potential. Trust your biology.
>>17994316
So are you saying I should just give it a shot for the experience anyway?
What do you do if your girlfriend texts you something like this: "Can u go and get me a smokey eye mascara?"
She's sitting at home free all day and I'm at work. She can go get it herself perfectly. This happens a lot. What should I say to her? Also I kind of spoiled her buying cosmetics and chothes and gifts, always paying for everything.
Does she mean like right this second, or on your way home from work?
>>17994261
On my way from work. But we don't live together and I have to take a longer route to her place. I mean it'd be okay if that was once or twice, but I feel like an errand boy doing this often.
Most likely a 100 percent practical and innocent request. But could be a test
what do you guys think about smoking weed alone when its your first time?
>>17994243
Stay close to your bed and your toilets.
>>17994243
lock your phone also
>>17994243
should be fine
probably want to stay couped up in your house, though.
I didn't like driving while stoned at first, so stock up on munchies, watch some movies, play some video games, jerk off, it's all cool.
How're you planning on smoking it?
First, some background. It's a bit of a long story, but necessary to understand why exactly I may be concerned.
The problems begin around eight years ago, when I've finished my country's equivalent of high school - with quite good results, though that is irrelevant in the end. Lacking motivation or passion for anything, I chose to take a break rather than move on into university or vocational education - said break lasted nearly four years, during which I've done exceedingly little beyond a few feeble attempts at artistic pursuits which led nowhere. It ended when, spurred by my family, I finally paid a psychiatrist a visit and was diagnosed with depression. Though I was offered medical solutions, I declined, and instead chose to force myself to shape up - applying to a university and picking a major for which I was guaranteed to be accepted, though one falling under the broad umbrella of 'useless' ones. I cared less about future prospects and more about doing something with my life, at that time. The first two years went by in a flash, and quite well at that - I've hit a few snags when the depression relapsed particularly badly, but overall did quite well. Third year, not so much - I've failed nearly all courses solely by the virtue of a disgusting amount of lecture skipping (some of it justified, some far less so) and neglecting to study properly. At around the same time, my medical conditions (of which there are many) worsened, which led to the decision to take some time off rather than repeat the third year, in order to fix myself up to the best of my ability. The fixing up went well enough, all things considered, at least on the medical side. That isn't the problem. The problem, however, is the situation I find myself in right now.
[Continued]
[Cont] I'm twenty six. Now, that isn't so bad by itself, nor even when considering my rather antisocial track record so far - I'm not overly bothered. What I am bothered by isn't the past, but the future. As I've said, I have selected the major based purely on the certainty of my application being accepted. I have no passion for the subject, and the careers available for those who graduate in it hold little appeal and even less profit - teaching earns about as much money in my country as it does respect from students. Which is to say, disgustingly little. To complicate matters, changing my major has two major obstacles - the first and direct being the necessity of passing an exam likely involving knowledge I've long since forgotten; the second being the fact that even now, I have little passion for any career I can think of. The latter is the lesser of the issues, despite what it may seem. I've managed to force myself to do things before, I could do it again... and statistically speaking, most people perform jobs they don't particularly enjoy.
Another problem, of course, is age. Not current age - but how old I would be by the time I'm done studying. Even should I continue with my current major, the sufficient education to land a 'proper' position would leave me at thirty - and if I change it, that'd bring that number up to thirty-three. Now, I don't know about other countries, but here, few if any employers would hire someone over thirty and with no experience in the given field for an entry-level position. Not without contacts I do not possess being called for, anyway.
To be quite honest, I find myself increasingly hopeless as time goes by. I feel like mistakes I've made as a dumb teenager have led to a situation where my future will involve a dead-end job that not only crushes my will to live (obligatory exaggeration), but also pays peanuts. And if I'm going to be a cog, I'd at least be well-paid, is all I'm saying.
In conclusion. I'm not even entirely certain what advice I'm looking for - I just felt the need to try, at least. Anything is welcome, in the end... well, perhaps anything but feel-good messages with no substance, as there's plenty of those to be found.
You'll be okay, despite what the internet makes it look like, most people actually struggle in life.
Okay /adv. I really want to get an answer to this, as its becoming quite annoying. My gf is not very active. She doesnt exercise and she has given up everything called sports. She is still fit tho. She eats very well and all that but that is not the problem
We go to the same high school and her gymnastics grade is not doing well at all. This is really tearing on her self esteem. I've tried to talk her into trying to improve, but she's allready given up. Is there anything that i can do to at least motivate her to try?
The grades in gymnastics at our school are almost completly based on effort, but shes still just determined to give up every time.
Have her find another activity she would enjoy. Try to do it with her for motivation.
>>17994188
I got her into running. She does that on and off sometimes, and we really enjoy it. Its the sports-part that she doesnt like. Throwing and catching a ball for example. Playing basket is her worst nightmare. How can she actually turn her head around and focus on improving rather than giving up?
Sometimes sports with balls isn't for everyone no matter if they try to improve. This probably isn't her thing. You can't motivate her to improve or try harder when she's already decided in her mind that she won't. She probably feels a lot of pressure and shame and the last thing she needs is her bf telling her to try harder. Just be there for her and let her know you believe in her. The decision to improve needs to come from her.
What does this mean. She says she's not a lesbian, but she simply likes the way those girls look.
Most women are borderline bi-curious, they just never really gave a tought to it. They also mostly dress up for each other.
I'm a guy who's not gay, I still can acknowledge if another guy is particularly good looking. What's the fucking problem
>>17994175
This. I may like how a guy looks or how he dresses. It doesn't make me gay.
Sucking on cocks... now THAT makes me gay.
How should I follow up on my request to date this girl online.
So what I want to do is ask this girl in either a "non-needy" and witty way to when we can set a date or wether we can still go out. Like "Hey, since I won the last game, when should we go on that date?". Please post responses I could send to her
Second set of messages
Take a hint mate, she's not interested.
Bump, I just need a bloody response message, why is your first response give up
People easily throw me off balance and make me lose myself. I guess it's a form of introvertism and I'm trying to find a sustainable solution.
1.What kind of work is good for low people flow, or very little social interaction?
2.What are some good life coping mechanisms to deal with people when you can't deal with people?
3.What are good excuses to avoid interaction? I don't want to sound special snowflake and say I'm sensitive. It's not that I don't like people i just need a bit of distance.
please
>>17994097
face your fears, you'll get better around people
>>17994155
Tried and failed too many times. People drain me.
NEET here. How do I get my life back on track?
I don't mean from a practical perspective - I've only been a NEET for about half a year. I'm talking about dealing with stressful situations. It seems that doing things that were normal to me before are now a huge source of anxiety for me.
For example, I went to my local community college to inquire about enrollment and the entire time I felt very uneasy and out of place. If I had to deal with any more human interaction than I did, I would have broken down.
Furthermore, how do I become comfortable with feeling obligated to do things and having responsibilities? It seems that now, I have zero tolerance for doing things I don't want to do or being in places I don't want to be in.
Welcome to my life. Feeling that way led me to drop out of high school and everything I tried several times... I finished the mandatory part but I cannot go to uni until I finish it completely so that's what I'm trying to do. Have no idea how to help you since I struggle with it myself.
>>17994082
you have to get out of your comfort zone and learn to be okay with being uncomfortable and out of place
daniel fucking tosh has stage fright to this day, but you'd never guess that watching his show because he overcame his fear
before jerry rice retired in his mid 30's he admitted in an interview that he still gets nervous before games.
you're not alone, but you will be unhappy if you don't push yourself
>>17994082
Fucking feel you mate, being a neet for many months and doing enrollment is socially exhausting.
>been together one year, known each other several
>amazing relationship
>both late twenties
>move in together
>both very happy
>partner starts feeling down for short periods then feeling better - totally normal, has been like this forever
>I panic, worry it's something deeper, start to overanalyse everything
>convinced myself the relationship is going to fail, they're going to hurt me, they don't love me
>distance myself, start to criticise everything, become a less likeable person
>self-fulfilling prophecy, will eventually cause them to dislike me anyway
>they say I'm perfect now other than this criticising and worrying all the time
What can I do? I'm in a state of anxiety all the time, overanalysing behaviour, convinced they're avoiding me, avoiding sex, searching for something better. It's clearly not the case but I can't stop.
This person is the best thing to happen to me, I love them dearly but my strive for perfection and no issues at all is ruining it. I feel like now something has gone wrong, it's destined to fail, where as before I felt like I could be with the person forever no matter what.
Halp /adv/
meditate . if that doesn't work try takkng some hallucinogens.
you might be subconsciously afraid of commitment and te idea of being stuck with this person
>>17993981
Tell her all of that so she could understand how you feel and how it affects your current behaviour.
You describe her as a good person, she will understand, and you coul talk clearly about all of that, and so avoing this anxiety of being paranoid.
its nice and all that you blame yourself foremost but there are 2 ppl in the relationship
did the other person change, why dont you feel safe anymore?
what changed?