How do I make myself throw up? Finger down the throat aint cutting

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Go on /b/

>>17993004
kek. Srsly though I need to get this candy out of my system stat. Apparently you can't buy that vomit syrup shit anymore.

>>17993013
No, they don't. Dissolve a few spoons of baking soda in water, drink it, and then drink vinegar.

>>17992991
Drink epicac

>>17993013
Don't eat candy then. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

>>17992991
Drink a galleon of milk
Do banana sprite challenge
Eat your own shit

>>17993031
I know, I fucked up. I had to eat the damn gummibears my teacher gave me because everyone else did and he's already on to me. He's gonna rat on me to the campus health committee or whatever. Fuck the mandated reporter shit.

>>17993033
Eating more ain't gonna solve the problem f a m.

>>17993025
Thats the barf syrup right? Health department shut that shit down, can't buy it over counter anymore. Or at least that's what I've read.

>>17993020
Does that actually work? Not seeing any success stories on the internet.

>>17993041
what?

>>17993043
What about what famalam?

>>17993041
Wait, it's gummi bears? That's no big deal then. They're practically fruit.

>>17993052
It's sugar lol. Besides, every calorie is over my limit. Fucker cornered me. Should have just faked an allergy or something. I panicked.

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Come on guys I'm desperate. I'm gonna be a whole pound up tomorrow if I don't get this shit out.