Hear me out /adv/. I want to force a friend (girl) into fighting me, like full on no holds barred punches to the face. I think it'll be carthartic for her and of course I'll be fighting her back.
She's been quite shit on lately with life and due to an emotionally manipulating boyfriend she's basically become almost a drone. I want the feisty friend I use to know back and I don't mind taking a few blows to get it.
Does this sound like a really stupid idea? Rather, I know it's stupid but do you think it'll be successful?
I think I have a couple of things to say that could really rile her up that involves past bfs and her childhood but I don't want to screw it up by ruining our friendship after it.
Yes I have tried to get through to her in other ways and nothing has worked. Pic unrelated, needed an image
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I really can't form the words to describe how stupid of an idea this is.
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>>18104598
I said it was stupid. She's a mega tomboy and pretty much has more testosterone than most men I've met.
I figured it might help
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I get your idea. However, you guys are friends, I seriously recommend you just arrange some kind of one on one encounter to discuss your opinion.
I am thinking of going to a vocational school to learn a trade. What is a good trade to learn?
(i.e. not ridiculous but decent pay; no terrible health risks; job stability/little risk of job becoming outmoded, shipped out, automized, not having enough work during economic busts.)
(I'm not the strongest person, but am willing to work hard and a decently smart fellow.)
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>>18104562
All trades are at risk durings busts
All trades are hard/dangerous in one way or the other
That said, plumbing is pretty solid even during busts, not too hard per se, but you will fuck your knees in the long run
Electrician is a bit more at risk from busts, but more varied and also a bit more dangerous (falls from height plus zapping)
Proces operator is a fine line because a good operator won't be fired first during busts, but it's afield where companies regularily fire 1/4 of their workforce in hard times.
Plus side is that it is hard to automate factories more than they are, operators are mostly screen-controllers.
Also, factories can be pretty comfy and sterile all the way to a boneflour factory with animal carcasses and maggots crawling on the floor
t. Proces Operator
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>>18104562
Depends on your personal interests and what you're good at, I've been doing arborist work for the past few years. With the qualifications I have I could easily get a another job, even if it's not tree work.
My brother's an electrician and gets paid pretty good money for it, electricians are needed all over the country and in all sorts if industries.
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>all trades are at risk during busts
Bullshit, it's not difficult for someone with a trade to get a job anywhere in the country.
I want to go to Uni and do something with my life.
BUT.. I suck at maths. I'm really slow with it, but I got really great marks easily in humanities subjects at school without really trying too hard.
I wish I was the other way around but I'm not.
What should I do? I want a decent job so I can live comfortably, and I feel like every decent job requires great mathematical abilities.
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>>18104554
study and get a tutor.
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>>18104559
This.
I can't vouch for this entirely because I am in the same position as OP, but I know for a fact that studying with someone who is very math-savvy will further increase your ability to, as you put it, maths. I am just a lazy cunt, and because of that, I am further away from my goal of achieving my degree.
What's the quickest and best way to get laid?
I'm not talking about prostitutes or desperate fat chicks. I'm talking about quality women.
Tinder? Okcupid? Maybe Craigslist?
How you guys tried these before, and how did it go?
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Quality women take more time and effort than your desperate ass is prepared to spend
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>>18104509
>quickest and best
two things that generally contradict each other, especially depending on your definition of 'best'.
as a general rule the fastest way would be a bar / club, as you know that girls there are looking to get laid and are boozed enough to do it.
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>quality women
>tinder and other similar shit
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>hook up with fat broad online
>go to her place to finally lose my virginity
>fuck her for a while
>she even says I have a pretty big dick
>don't cum
>keep fucking her
>don't cum
>"Anon, when was the last time you jerked off?"
>"This morning"
>"That's why it's taking so long"
>I lied, I spent the entire night awake jerking off and jerked off a few minutes before I left
>I've jerked off almost every day for the past seven years
>After fucking her for a while, I had to piss and my hips hurt
>I eventually just get off her without cumming
How do I into nofap?
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>>18104495
by having some self-control you degenerate
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>>18104495
>Loses virginity
>Still not happy
It must be horrible to be you, when I lost my virginity I performed like shit and none of us finished yet I was the happiest motherfucker in the world because doesn't matter had sex.
Congratulations, you are now living proof that some people are indeed too stupid to be happy.
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I havent spunked the last few times ive had sex but thats mainly cos ive been drunk
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I smoke weed and my pussy tingles I think I'm overdosing.
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Shut up you white ass cracker
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Hey try rubbing it with cream of wheat
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Were do you live i could use some weed
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I don't think I've ever been happy. I'm only 20 but I already feel like I've wasted my life. I'm fat, ugly, freakishly tall, have ADHD and clinical depression, and I don't know what to do. I feel like being in a romantic relationship might make me happy but that's never going to happen because I believe physical attraction is pretty important in a relationship but I couldn't really expect anyone I'm attracted to to be attracted to me. I've thought a lot about killing myself over the past few weeks, more than I have in the past and a lot more seriously. I have a therapist and while I usually feel better after my appointments, that feeling is very short lived. I've thought about admitting myself to a mental hospital but I don't know if that's a good idea. I really don't know what to do with my life. Nothing interests me. I feel like I'm destined to kill myself and I'm just biding my time until it happens because I'm a worthless piece of shit.
What the fuck can I do? I need help but what's the fucking point when there are some things I can't change. I fucking hate that I was born. I didn't ask for this. I feel extremely isolated and out of touch with reality.
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Attraction is a funny thing. Different women are attracted to different things. I can guarantee you that there are more people out there who would find you attractive than you think. But I can already tell you that a relationship wouldn't make you happy. You have to love yourself before you can love someone else.
Small exercises to change your outlook will do wonders. Start every day with a positive message to yourself. Take up something active like going for a walk. Push the walk further into something like a light jog after a while. Try to change your outlook on things.
One thing I used to do was write ten times every day "there's no such thing as failure". Do this. Adopt it as your mantra. If shit doesn't work out, it's not a failure. Failure doesn't exist. Something just didn't work and you should reevaluate how to go about it.
You can do this, Anon. You're only 20. You're still a kid with a lot of opportunities to take advantage of.
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How do I exercise if I don't find it enjoying, fulfilling, or satisfying in any way whatsoever?
I'm trying to lose weight and prevent a heart attack at 30 (23, 175lb and 5'10" but eat terribly)
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I promise you, eating better is going to prevent a heart attack a lot better than losing weight
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>>18104421
if your entire life is just stuff you enjoy, find fulfilliny and satisfying, then you are going to lead a degenerate lifestyle.
instant gratification is ruining us. you can be very fulfilled and satisfied when you see how much weight you've lost and can sleep knowing you wont have a heart attack at 30.
problem is that takes more than just one walk.
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So ive been best friends with this girl for 2 years now and have never thought of anything more until recently, one of the reasons is because she had a boyfriend. We have been though so much recently with her and her bf breaking up not too long ago and I decided to tell her how I feel about 2 weeks ago and at first her response was filled with relief and glad that I told her but she says that she is just overwhelmed with everything from the breakup still and these past few weeks have been great and not so great. We acts completely different around each other now ever since ive opened up but every time ive tried to define the relationship she says she is still overwhelmed and then changes the subject and she hasn't exactly said she likes me back so i dont know if she just is just using me for the attention of a boyfriend untill she finds someone new or she wants ti be something more.
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Damn son
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>>18104399
>says she's just overwhelmed because of break up
She doesn't want to date you but she doesn't want to hurt your feelings. You fucked up.
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>>18104441
This. If she was interested in pursuing something with you she wouldn't keep dodging the question.
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Alright /adv/
Why are relationships much harder than other things?
Me:
> Successful Software Engineer
> $125k/year
> Mid 20's
I recently got back from being a workaholic to also enjoy life.
Basically I wanna be able to continue being badass at my job/profession
And I wanna come home to a qtpie gf, play video games, watch anime/movies and have some kinky ass sex and cuddle to sleep.
I feel like I already got the "hard" things done, but having difficulty here.
What do?
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What the fuck are you asking?
Want a girlfriend? Go out and try to find one.
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>>18104367
I have had gf's but I guess I can't find a qtpie nerdy/game loving/cosplay kidna girl?
Like I feel my window of opportunity is going to cons or gaming cons, and meet people that way.
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>>18104365
>Why are relationships much harder than other things?
Because you've spend the last 25 or so years telling yourself that if you focus on your career, women will flock to you. Instead, it pushes women away if you're so strict with yourself.
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Gf doesn't cum when we have sex
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Gf and I haven't had sex for about 2 months because she doesn't cum from penetration. She finds sex meaningless because she doesn't cum, and she hates it when I go down on her, so I just get in the mood for nothing. I can make her horny... but then again she doesn't want to fuck because it only teases her more without pleasure. I miss having sex so what can I do? Any advice?
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>>18104351
Can she gum from oder methods? Do u have smol benis?
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http://www.womenshealthmag.co.uk/sex-love/sex-tips/227/your-15-minute-orgasm/
Give it a try
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Finger her?
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How can I get over my fear of leaving the house.
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By leaving your house.
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By making small steps to go outside for brief periods.
Go outside and grab the mail.
Go for a quick walk around the block.
Run an errand for a few minutes.
Just ease into it. Eventually it becomes second nature and you forget about your fear altogether
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>>18104338
Why do you want to get over your fear of leaving your house?
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How To get this girl out of my mind?
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So a few months ago I had sex with this chick, high on shrooms.
Now the sex wasn't anything special, and neither is she, but being so vulnerable from the drugs created the sort of effect where I seem to have instantly fallen in love with her. I've been obsessing about her for months, but dating her just wouldn't work out.
How do I get over this? Do I take more shrooms? I'm hooking up with new chicks and going on dates, but it's not enough to erase what happened.
It really sucks that I basically created a situation where I fell hard for someone I barely even know.
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good job raping your own brain, faggo
better take more of the shit and fuck a good bitch, hope it jostles your neurons back in place
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>>18104331
https://youtu.be/oR_cWmmG8TU
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Taking shrooms again might not be a bad idea. Psychedelics are great at snapping you out of your own shit.
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I know the answer already, but I just want to hear it from the horse's mouth.
I was the abuser in a relationship several years ago. I was verbally abusive to a girl I grew up with and loved because I had a lot of mixed emotions about life and pent up aggression. She didn't deserve an ounce of what I gave her. She broke it off, and I went quietly. She blocked me and we haven't had any contact for almost 5 years now. We were both 18 at the time.
I don't know why I did it. She taught me what a backhanded compliment was, because apparently that's all I ever gave her. I made light of her problems, thinking to myself that I could help by not taking them seriously, when they were in fact quite serious, like cutting herself on a regular basis. Every time I felt I was marginally slighted, I would throw something deliberately mean her way. Impulsive and cruel don't mix well.
I guess maybe I'm not giving you this for an answer, but just to get it off my chest. I'm telling you all this because I never believed for a second that I was ever in the right. She deserved a friend and I treated her like shit, plain and simple. Years later, I still think about her often. I hope she's doing alright. I hope she's happy. But then I get this inkling in my head of, "I'm a better person now, right?" and I want her back in my life again. But that's just me being selfish, right? I keep telling myself the best thing to do if I really care about her, is to stay far the fuck away and never try to get involved again.
Tell me, /adv/, this is the best decision, right? This is what I reap for the seeds I've sewn regardless of who I've become?
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Leave her alone. What good is going to come from talking to her again? Even if all you do is apologise, that's opening old wounds for her. She's probably moved on, you should too
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Its not as bad as long as you did not rape her or abuse her physically. Do not contact her though shes moving on and so should you. This is coming from someone who has been raped and abused last thing I want is scars from the past coming back up.
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Thank you. I really appreciate your two comments. I guess it was more venting than anything else. And, it really helps to hear >>18104312 from so I don't get any dumb thoughts.
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>So me and my ex girlfriend broke up on Wednesday mutually
>She decided that she wasn't emotionally ready for a relationship yet and she had a lot going on and I was kind of annoyed with the fact that she wasn't showing very much affection
>But I was curious as to why she still sends me streaks but she doesn't wanna talk or see me irl
>She told me she still really likes me but we ended things very suddenly and I feel like she didn't have time to think things through.
If she hasn't unfriended me and still wants to keep our streaks could that mean she might just have just wanted to take a break?
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She wants the attention until she can find another guy.
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>>18104320
She's not looking for a relationship with me though? If she still likes me I don't get it.
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>>18104325
No, she's not. She just likes the attention you give her. You wouldn't understand, you're a man, women love attention. It's the reason why they're so quick to remove their clothes on IG/FB, they have to get their attention somehow.