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Got drunk Friday night and texted my exgf. Totally lost my frame and professed my love for her among other cringe worthy shit. Always said I wasn't emotional enough and well, she got it.
Usually I'd just respond short and to the point. Now I feel like a jackass. And I have to see her sooner than later when mutual friends get together
How can I recover? Just act like it never happened? Bring a new girl?
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You could try laughing about it making some comment about how people say dumb shit when they're drunk.
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>>18140765
I came off pretty pathetic
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>>18140754
Pretend it never happened unless someone brings it up then just play it off like everyone does stupid shit when they're drunk
Protip:
>Everyone does stupid shit when they're drunk
It's not all that bad
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So I've been homeless a few times and I've found the Darknet.
I know a few people who are nice and they smoke weed.
I can buy ounces for $240 and sell them for $300-350 each.
Should I? Shouldn't I?
I could make a decent living although I would ostracize myself from
1. Society
2. The people who smoke (They'd be clients not friends)
Help
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>should I become a fucking criminal
no
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>I can buy ounces for $240 and sell them for $300-350 each.
that's a piss poor profit margin, you might as well just get a shitty job or punch a cop and go straight to jail.
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If you are prepared to go to jail and you think it's your only option then go for it, otherwise try something else
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The guy I'm seeing's cum has started tasting really bitter, is this something I should bring up, and if so, how?
He's basically just a weekly booty call so we're not particularly close.
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He needs to eat more fruits and less fat.
Alchool also add bitterness and bad texture.
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It's his gross diet. Just tell him his cum tastes gross and you're not down to guzzle it unless he changes his diet. If you're not that forward, tell him that there are ways to make your cum taste better and ask him if he wants to try it.
But his shitty diet is why his cum tastes gross, especially if it's just like a carb & meat diet. That alongside smoking (i'm a smoker) and alcohol. Cum from an adequate diet shouldn't taste or smell gross. Cum from a HEALTHY diet, should taste good to you. Especially, if they supplement it with fruits like pineapple.
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You're not even in a committed relationship so just tell him his spunk tastes like shit. It's his diet, certain foods can effect the way you taste.
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Ever since I was a child, I lied. It didn't matter what it was about or whether it was warranted, I lied. It wasn't something I did on purpose, it was something I did just by nature.
Even here on 4chan, I lie a lot. I honestly can't keep track of how many times I lied about something. Petty, trivial things, things that could be life-changing, it doesn't matter, whatever it is, I can't stop fucking lying.
In real life, I restrain myself as much as possible, but I still do it. I try to vent by fabricating stories and posting them all over the internet, but that can help only so much.
I really wish I wouldn't lie, I really wish I could just stop, but I have no idea how.
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Try google search for "group counseling for compulsive behavior" in your area.
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>>18140775
Yeah, that's not going to work, I'm from the Balkans, no one here gives a shit about stuff like that from what I can tell. The few people who do know about this ugly tendency of mine recommended I go into politics.
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>>18140717
I do the same thing anon. For me it's an exercise in how convincing I can be and intelligently stringing bits of info together quickly. It's like giving my working memory a work out. No one has ever called me out on it and I can refrain from implausible lies, but it's just a fun little exercise to challenge myself
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I lost my job and didn't get unemployment benefit. My family has not sent me any money after I explained I didn't have any food. I currently live alone in a downtown city.
I am currently 36 hours without food and there is no guarantee I will have food in the next six days. I am already incredibly light headed and fatigued. Is a food bank my best option? I might not have enough energy to walk the distance to get to one. I have never begged for money for food before, but I am starting to consider it.
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Food bank. If you can't get there then you should knock at a door and ask if there's anything they can spare, it'll work if you don't act as an asshole.
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Just steal something from a small convenience store, they're rarely supervised. When I was starving I stole peanuts, they are pretty good on calories.
Alternatively, ask in hotels/restaurants whether you can have some leftovers or go dumpster diving there.
Good luck man
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>36 hours without food
>I don't know if I can walk to the food bank
Nigger what. You won't start feeling starvation fatigue for a while - you're just being a pansy. You do realize that a human can go upwards of 50 days without food, right?
Go to a food bank, beg on the corner, ask your friends for help (if you have any).
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ok /adv/ I need some help.
I've been messaging a girl for a few weeks every single day and I think she may be trying to get me to ask her out. A couple days ago she messaged me that her friend and her had been playing with a magic 8 ball and that they would both be asked out in the next week. I asked what her answer would be in pic related.
Is she dropping a hint or am I over analysing it.
Some background info, we argue about politics almost constantly and she has jokingly called me a nazi numerous times.
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>using an android
dropped
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Yes, she is. Give her the bepis.
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>falling for the pear jew
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I had been spying on a person's fb because i had their info. Last Friday they got suspicious and changed the password. Is there a way I could log in, and find out their new password without them noticing? I have access to their email, and I know their previous password. thanks
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Maybe through a keylogger? I assume you'd be capable of getting one on their phone/computer/whatever.
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>>18140698
Hmm, that's a good suggestion. It won't be easy however. You don't get any sort of email telling you the previous password on facebook right?
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>>18140662
...why are you doing that?
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I am kind of successful, studying at the university, got lots of friends, not socially awkward (not too much at least), but still never had a girlfriend and still a virgin. why?
I feel so lonely and unappreciated
Does anyone actually have experience fighting lonelyness and depression?
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> believing that having sex and/or a girlfriend= success
Anon there's nothing wrong with you. You're in university and that's tough. Lots of assignments and pressure. It's normal to feel lonely and be depressed when going to college away from home and old friends. Talk with someone you trust irl. This really helped me when I decided to be open about my own depression. I was doing so much work in uni and not really hanging out with people, not eating, not sleeping.
If you'd like, talk about it here. I'll listen.
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>>18140610
Been in this situation, you're not putting yourself out there enough.
A list of things you can do:
Gym - Good for the mind and for the body.
Don't hang around girls you are interested in as a friend ask them out instead and make your interests known.
Don't put to much pressure on getting laid it's not be all and end all.
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>>18140615
>> believing that having sex and/or a girlfriend= success
It is that way though.
The meaning of life is to reproduce thus the ones who fail to attain the companionship of the opposite sex will always be failures.
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I had a lot of sex in my younger years, but looking back most of it was a means of getting the love, closeness, and care that I thought sex would bring. I also had a lot of experiences where I didn't want to have sex and the guys I was with would get really upset, so I did it to people please (i know i sound like a doormat). My first sexual experiences were abusive and so that may play a part in why I have so many hangups about it. It seems so stupid and base. I hate the horrible things that people will do to each other for sex, I think there are so many better ways to be close, I have a hard time getting out of my head and at this point if I never had sex again I probably wouldn't mind. Got boobs at the age of nine and received sexual attention from grown ass men, teachers, relatives and saw the ravening wolf in men as something that at first I played to and now I've started to resent. I've been told I am very attractive (not sure how true that is, I personally don't see it) and that I exude a sexual energy ('asking for it") but really I am just very warm and friendly and excited for life. Married to my dream man and madly in love, but I struggle so hard to enjoy sex with him. I know he has a big sexual appetite and I want to make him happy, I want to learn to enjoy sex, but every time we do it I can't help feeling like I just want it to be over and I sort of die on the inside. Googled the shit out of this and got no helpful answers at all. Has anyone been through this or does /adv/ have any advice?
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This is not really surprising. Throughout your life sex has been something that was done to you, that you were badgered into doing, that did not live up to what you actually wanted to get out of it.
I can take the most high testosterone man in the world and carve up his skin every time he has sex, you bet he won't like it anymore. Psychology is a very powerful thing. Just like you might not enjoy a specific food anymore if you spent a hellish night throwing it up during food poisoning.
Essentially, you have to rewire yourself. Find out what YOU like sexually. Bracket your husband. Tell him that you love him and you want to be a better sex partner for him, but in order to do that you have to get more in touch with yourself. That will probably include not having sex with him for at least a few weeks. Shitty but you can't expect to make quick improvement if all the actual sex you are having during is still unpleasant, obviously that makes a bigger impact than for example discovering a pleasant fantasy.
Either way, this is a work in progress. You have to find out your sexual identity, what gets you off. Thinking of yourself as a sexy female hunter? Or being submissive and innocent and having sex imposed on you? Just two examples obviously. Find a sexual outlook that makes you feel attractive and confident. Are you aware of any fantasies, fetishes? Try to think if you can find any hint for what you might enjoy. If you find thinking about men unpleasant, think of a girl playing with you or you with her. All is fair.
What you want to do is find stuff you do enjoy and elaborate on that. Learn what the patterns are to what you enjoy and how to expand that territory.
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>>18140611
I'm not trying to make assumptions about your husband as a lover, but from what I hear and read a lot of M/F sex lives are centered around what works for the man, particularly (too) little foreplay. A quick and dirty fuck that's initiated by pulling your skirt up can be really hot, but so can leasurely sharing a Sunday morning in bed, not necessarily trying to climax or achieve anything but just exploring each other's bodies and enjoying the closeness and sexual vibe. I think putting the focus more on stuff beyond penetration (that sex is usually centered around) will give you new impressions and make you more in touch with what's ultimately good about sex - the closeness, enjoying not just your attraction and your sexuality but also the dynamic and bond you have.
Keep your husband in the loop with everything you do. Try to discuss fantasies with him, how you view sex, what you want out of it. Even if stuff is incompatible you can often reach compromise. Say you like more tender lovemaking and he likes rough sex. You can obviously have both, but you can spice up lovemaking for him by doing all his favorite (physical) things during, and he can make rough sex more comfortable with you through "aftercare" (look it up, it's essentially a lot of cuddling and nuzzling to get back into the real world and being loved ones after treating someone violently or degrading them in bed).
But the first step is starting out your exploration in terms of what you like. You probably resent spending all this energy and time into the subject matter, but from your OP the recurring theme is that you were made relatively powerless, what you wanted wasn't on the menu, whether or not you even wanted to was of less importance. You cannot overcome resentment for feeling like sex is pushed on you except by taking it back and owning whatever inclinations you do have.
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>>18140618
If you are someone who is not apt at introspection or simply does not have the time and energy to keep up with this on a regular basis, you could consider (individual, this is obviously your issue tied in with your personal history) therapy so someone else gives you another perspective and can help you locate and tackle/question thought patterns that make you think negatively of sex.
And for the present, try to point your finger on what exactly you dislike most during sex right now. If it's literally the physical acts, there's no way around it. But if you feel disengaged to your husband during, for example, you can come up with a "safe word" where he connects with you again during (with eye contact, a tender kiss, whatever) for example. If he's a good man he will also hate the idea of having sex with you that you find dreadful, and will be happy to try to meet your compromise.
Best of luck, will lurk a bit if you have additional questions.
so, here is my problem, my father (who never give a fuck about the scams on internet) was cheated, i bought a harley davison 2010 for 8k dollars, and guees what, the motorbike will never arrive, has passed a long long time since a made a thread i was busy, but now i really dont know what do i do. please help. and btw this is not a prank i got all the "evidence of the transactions.
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I can see how/why you got ripped off.
I don't know what you want us to do.
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that's what small claims court is for, not the internet
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maybe b/ could give me some help, i need report the internet page and trace back the Email of that person who cheat people on internet. (and sorry if my english is too bad but i bet you all got my point) i am really too desesperate
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I was thinking about experiencing being fat.
Anybody here who became fat on purpose?
I was thinking about going up to 250~ pounds to see what it feels like.
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There's already a TV show about this.
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>>18140556
Age, sex, height?
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>>18140566
20
Male
180cm
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I feel no real desire to keep on living anymore, all the joys of life have been stripped clean from me. I'm just going to come out clean and say the reason behind it all is because I've never felt loved, not even by my parents or girls I found cute. My parents also thought it would be a good idea to break up when I was younger. During my childhood I used to be a shut-in fatass so I have little to no idea how society works. Since then I lost weight and tried to improve so I could I express my feelings to a girl in my school, but the retard that I am never realized that I got, what normies would call, "friendzoned". I figured out this only a year later, after being led on, and now I'm confused. I despise the simple sight of myself, I dread her and anyone related to her, I don't even enjoy being around people anymore. I stopped caring about future plans, I don't even feel like finishing this last year of high school. I waste a good half of my days just sitting and being depressed because everything goes wrong. Considering drugs and booze, but what good will that do, other than wasting my cash? Even my lifestyle is affected by my bad vibes. I am being constantly asked "Why do you look so dead, anon?" and I can't stand happy songs or rock anymore, I just listen to underground rap related to suicide and shitty lives. The only thing that helps me keep my mind off is video games, but that gets tiring without breaks.
TL;DR I am literally planning on blowing my brains out in about two years and a simple "It will get better" is not stopping me.
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Literally start using drugs.
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Give meditation a try, even if you don't like the sound of it, it helps a lot to go through tough shit which are generally self generated.
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>>18140547
Try listening to Jordan Peterson's Maps of Meanings on YoutTube. I found him very helpful when I was feeling helpless and fell into the trap of nihilism.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL22J3VaeABQAT-0aSPq-OKOpQlHyR4k5h
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if a girl u have met just online not in person start sexting u and sending nudes without u even asking, what's that mean and what do i do i'm virign and i really find her so cute and beautiful?
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It's a scam. How do you know her?
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>>18140575
i just was helping someone in forums with some computer stuff and just offered to fix it for free online via Team Viewer and i just spend about 7 hours helping and explainaing things after that she told me that she's very grateful for my help and she keeps offering money via paypal but i insitied so just gave me her fb account and when i just say hi to her she sent me her pic from when she was 14 yrs old till she now 19 yrs old and she is sooooooo fucking gorgoeus really
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>>18140601
And she sent nudes?
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ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, fart guy, platonic cuddling guy
Fuck off
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Is the club a reasonable place to find a girl to start a relationship with? I just moved to Germany from California and I'm having a difficult time meeting women. But there's a club in town where Americans go to meet Germans I guess and I'm going on ladies night with some buddies of mine. Also any tips on how to attract women at the club?
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Girls why do you all sleep around and why can I not find a girl who's a virgin at 18
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>>18140769
Are you fucking kidding? You don't go to a club to find someone to start a relationship with, you go there for a quick fuck and that's it.
Of course it can theoretically happen that you meet someone great but the chances are pretty bad.
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whenever i lay behind my bf, he whipers and starts rubbing his ass on me. it disgusts me because it reminds me of a dog. why tf does he do that?
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he wants your D
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>>18140513
figured. problem is i have none
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>>18140514
why you gotta lead a man on like that