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Probably not, desu. What engineers actually do is not that hard, but getting through the schooling is brutal. Maybe you should consider the 2 year engineering tech programs offered at vocational schools. I know of people who did those programs and are not geniuses by any means. You'll get to do engineering work but wont get the pinky ring and will need to have your work signed off by someone who went to university.

>>18715384
What do they actually do

>>18715384
I agree with you. The actual work is retarded compared to the things I learned how to do at university. But even trying to teach field underlings basic shit is like pulling teeth because apparently even the retarded shit is too hard for most people.

>>18715075
Bitcoin has laundry services I think most run at about 10%

Identity theft works, withdraw to a bank account that isn't you. Anyway whatever you're doing has to be illegal if you don't want it in your name.

Yes tax evasion is a crime

>>18715195

what sites allow bitcoin deposits/withdrawals without ID then? im guessing police aren't too keen on tracing several proxied bitcoin adresses when dealing with an amount as small as 2k or so?

the idea was blakcmail

Bisexuality is a meme. You're a fag.

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Flip a coin . . .

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>>18714905
>craving the experience again
Sounds like your homo side is growing stronger. Maybe stop caring about labels and simply do what you want.

Also you can be prison gay out of desperation.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_sexuality

>stupid frogposter

Bonus points for comfy memes, btw

I dont know if its still up but you will probably like PeepShow if you like Inbetweeners, Mitchel and Webb sketches are good too and the same guys form Peepshow.

Key and Peel Sketches are good as well.

For animated stuff theres a lot of adultswim content, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Xaviour Renegade Angle, Harvey Birdman.

Also see if you can run chess.com, chess with some chill hop it nice.

Hope this helps OP.

If I could I would trade you internet speed for weed.

Like Duh! Of course he will answer in the middle of the night since you woke him up anyway. Stop interpreting.

>>18714801


Idk I just didn't thinkk he would answer if he really doesn't liek me
Like that he should be avoiding me

I've honestlyy
Never been rejected like this, so it hurts worse than anything, and I really am in love with him and I thought he was too

>>18714803
You haven't lived long then? Why avoid if he can have fun with you? Not necessarily sexual, but mentally.

It's just getting worse by the minute... anxiety, difficulty to breathe, mind storming

Good job on blocking her mate. Now you you just gotta give it time and keep your mind occupied as much as you can. Give yourself some time to grieve first.

>>18714845
I don't know how to grieve. The last time I shed any tears was when we broke up... 2-3 years ago.
I'm occupied by work, right now, but I'm currently fearing for my life for my freetime. I don't think I'll do anything, I've felt worse and never did that. But I dread the feeling.
I'll be sitting alone until I go to bed and get back to work. I'll be in a shitty mood and underperform. Fuckfuckfuckfuck...

Yeah. She might even offer herself as a personal trainer.

>>18714698
Keeping secrets from a shrink is like not telling a doctor where it hurts.

>>18715127
Bullshit.
I have ADD and legitimately need adderall or vyvanse as it can be a detriment to my career to not focus on my deadlines because my attention span is shit.

I was honest to my shrink about my prior alcoholism and drug experimentation and she wouldnt give me any medication that could be considered addictive. I got Wellbutrin which made me constipated to the point of a thrombous hemorrhoids and anal hospitalization.

Thanks bitch, I'm never seeing a shrink again.

I have more experience with managing addiction and its viewed by medschool kids as a guise for getting drugs (which I have psychological need for).

It varies

Some women just have a face pretty enough to make me pop a boner or flat out stare.

If we're doing something sexual (kissing, groping) it's pretty much instant. A matter of seconds. If she's just sitting there I most likely won't get hard.

Basically I get hard if my brain thinks I'm going to have sex.

>>18714611
They're pretty random.

tl;dr that girl just does whatever


So you like that girl or your gf?

>>18714598
They both have pros and cons
My girlfriend
Pros:
>Was very sweet when we got together
>Doesn't do a fuckton of drugs
>Very very hot despite the baby bump
>Wants to do things with her life
>Loves me very much
Cons:
>Bitches about a lot of shit constantly
>Always pressuring me for marriage
>The kid isn't mine, its from a previous relationship
>Is super insecure and constantly accuses me of cheating (even before I started cheating.)

Junkie Girl
Pros:
>Has a weird hot look to her, slutty and trashy
>Is the chillest woman I have ever met
>Already said she was 100% cool with me staying with my girlfriend and just fucking for shits and giggles.
>Doesn't bitch about anything what so ever
>Is always high so she is fun to be around.
>Loves giving me head a lot
Cons:
>Shes overweight, pear shaped
>Looks tired, older than she is
>Isn't domestic in the slightest
>Has no direction in life at all, just stays stoned despite having a bachelors in Engineering
>Now that I've been fucking her, I've been worrying about her drug use, and I think she is going to die young.
>Though all evidence points to know, I still have a feeling I'm not the only guy shes fucking.

>>18714618
>The kid isn't mine

Tough spot

Are you even willing to raise a kid that isn't yours?

pubs make me hard

Controversial opinion here, but anyone in this thread who thinks pubic hair is not sexy needs to buy himself a RealDoll and just fucking disappear.

>>18714331
it depends. I like eating girls with no hair. But short hair should be okay.

>>18714185
Be a normal guy and have fun, and she'll like you and want to go on further dates with just you?

>>18714185
>then she doesn't need to get a sitter
are you brain damaged?

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lmfao that sucks
Try to just wait it out and hang around her place till the end of the night when everyone's leaving
slowly but surely ramp up escalation throughout the day to build up the secual tension, so by the time people are leaving she'll be ready for you to tear her clothes off

she prob wants to make sure you are safe and normal and cool with her friends there to protect her ya know? have had a few first dates like that, once I just hung out w the friends a while and befriended them, she was happy to lead me to her room and fuck my brains out. that being said, don't expect her to make the first move. I don't know how much you know about getting laid, I just assume it's not a lot because this is 4chan, but yeah just play it cool really, go for the kill if you get the opportunity, if you don't, not a big deal, the second date you can fuck her, and if you don't get a second date you fucked up somewhere

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So I'm 25 now. I had sex with this girl twice when I was 21. I turned her from a Bernie bro into proud patriotic Donald Trump supporting American. She copied my political views and even my musical taste. (EUROBEAT, ANYTHING FROM INITIAL D, Doo wop)

She has openly admitted she wants me to be her bull and cuck her boyfriend.

I straight up flicked my cigarette at this beta boy and he said I need to leave his house. Looked him right on the eye and I said "No Ben, I'm here to steal your beer and fuck your girlfriend" and the beta went to his room and crieddid not . Bother to raise a fist

She says she wants to give us a chance and she has been more physical has not kissed me yet it's been several years but I don't know what should do


Should I see if she puts out and take her to Trump Tower for dinner?

Or should I leave her alone?

This was the cringiest thing I've ever read. Please come back in about 5 years when you're older than 18.

>>18714148
>implying a kid can own multiable cars and afford to dine at Trump Resorts

>>18713958
Feel good. Why would you want to feel bad?

>>18713968
I dunno, sometimes I just wonder what it'd be like to be popular with white women as well

>>18714010
Probably not. Asians love white guys.

Try a trade that is a. Cheap to get a certificate in and b. Relaxing.
Jobmonkey is a good website that talks about uncommon careers that are actually in demand and don't always need money for training.
Remember that money is just a tool and you need to first focus on doing something that is not stressful.

>>18713773

>27 is too late to change their mind in careers.

most people change their careers twice in life, and no not before 27.

>>18713785
I just can't get over my parents telling me off for wasting their money on my education. God, it makes me hate myself. They deserved a better son.

Dog of 15 years was put down today

i don't have a good friend

I have few relationships and spend too much time alone, don't particularly like my job, not enough motivation to pursue hobbies, never been successful with women, am 25 and feel like I'm wasting my 20s. Worst of all I don't have the discipline or presence of mind to work on solving these problems.
Most of the time I just feel overwhelmed and confused by adult life. I wish everything wasn't so hard.