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You can't just go to a community college?

there's always community college my friend. Do good there without plagiarism and you can still make it to a good school after you finished up general ed.

>>18370040
They don't accept you with a literal 50 in every class.
>>18370041
You need to have moderatly good marks to get there. Not a literal 50 in everything. My marks beforehand were like 95 so it was expected that i was going to harvard or something.

Idk man

Date the ugly bitch since she's in your league???

>>18369912
>>Ugly bitch is bullying her and makes fun of her because she's hanging out with me.
>>Now I have observed that this girl is growing more reluctant to do stuff with me

this girl is pretty smart to come up with this excuse to get away from you kek

>>18369912

First of all, get out of your head the idea of playing the hero. Maybe you weren't tihnking about it, but before it even occurs to you, DON'T. She has to deal with her bully, you can't change that.

Now that that's clear, let's continue. Be the best friend you can (FRIEND), and if she still doesn't apreciate that enough, then, sorry, she is being stupid. Nothing you can do about that.

Be grateful and suck his dick

>>18369885
>he still gave me an A
what is the percentage of this research paper?
Is it even compulsory

Are you in highschool? your teacher might want to fuck you

>>18370083
I am but i dont know if he expects me to hand it in since ive handed like 2 other papers a bit late before.

>>18369858

Before a tip, I'll ask you a question:

Why ask a complete stranger out? Don't you have someone else in your life that likes you to go out with?

>>18369863
I have female friends and a fuckbuddy. Nothing significant though. Besides, I like to get to know people.

>>18369881

Then what makes this girl so special?

Picture is worth a thousand words

>>18369853
Sorry, English isn't my first language. I understand this is a popular quote but what is the relevance here?

poop

>suddenly he got back and apologised
>i hate that he returned
>his sole presence angers me, can't forgive this
>BUT he stopped boasting so i try to move on and decide to leave him alone
>some more time passes
>he is at it again, just more subtle
>now not subtle anymore

I fucking hate him. We used to be friends, close ones as far as anons go.
We both shared what hurts us, how life fucked us into leaving normie world and lame shit like that.
The moment he got a GF he became mean and started to shit on his online friends who were so much lower than him now.

I tried making him leave, explained that he hurts people who do not deserve this from him.
He apologised and now does it again.

Fuck. I liked this safe place. It is not anymore.

I have his data. I have his dick pictures. I have his Facebook. I have his GF Facebook. I have screenshots.

Should I let her know that her boyfriend:
- is a bisexual (had a relationship IRL with one from our group)
- is a furry
- masturbates to pictures of animals
- draws such material (deviantart)
- boasts about fucking her on the internet
- objectifies her much, while claiming she told him she loves him
- back it up with evidence, both pictures and screenshots


Don't get me wrong, I am not taking the high ground here, I am not a nice guy (otherwise I would not be alone).
But I hate people who will shit on you the moment they feel better than you, but considered you a friend when both of you considered each other equals.
He could just leave, or keep his normie life to himself for his friends sake.

I would love to teach him this lesson.
I would love her to leave his because of this information.

Looking for reasons not to do this, cause boy I want to do this.
Online friends in circlejerks are serious business.

tl;dr
If you wanna your advice to have weight then read.

>>18369787
Why don't you just block him from the chat room?

No you let his girlfriend know about his fantasy....or you can try to extort him over the info you have

He's childish. Either tell him to grow up or leave.

>>18369767
I'll tell him to grow up if this happens

He has parent issues maybe he likes his ass kissed and your not like his ex who would swallow that nut on demand

>>18369699

Imagine someone from class, a friend or even a girl, drops by surprise. Would you like them to see your mess?

>>18369706
Haha, no one would drop by, I haven't made any friends at all

But I have thought about bringing a boy over and how I can't do that because my room is so dirty

I really want a clean room, I need to find a way to develop the willpower to do it

>>18369699

Just exercise some self-discipline. There are no shortcuts. You'll forever be a lazy and messy cunt, if you let yourself be. Once you're a grown ass adult the only person holding you responsible is yourself.

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That's what the weekends are for. Vast majority of jobs follow the usual 9-5 schedule and you decided to study a field that almost guarantees it. Save a lot to retire early, find a better sleep schedule, and maybe live closer to work to cut down on the commute.

>>18369537
Cut down on desires so you can live cheaper, become valuable to your employers, angle and get a 4 day - 30 hours - work week out of them.

It's better.

>>18369537
Basic income, OP.

We're already heading there. Automation will make most jobs redundant. Get ahead of the curve - study the thery of basic income, become politically active, make sure politicians are working towards this model and no other.

Either the future is pretty chill, or the rich get all the money and we die.

Find a job.

>>18369551
I don't know how to, never had a job

You can come over to my place

>>18369509

The easy answer is that it depends on the girl. The correct answer is that don't text unless it is to set up a face to face meeting. Texting is boring af and will put you in the friendzone quicker than you can say please. Only text the amount required to set up a time and place where to meet, then do the talking in person.

>>18369528
What if there is a significant time between 2 meetings?

>>18369540
How significant are we talking about?

>>18369384

No. It's just flattering that my bf finds my body hot and I usually just tell him to check for cancer while he's at it.

>>18369384
This question and any and all questions "do girls like..." "do boys like..." is useless. It depends entirely on the individual.

Women have a lot of nerve endings and sensitivity in the breasts. It feels good to be touched, its an errogenous zone, and some women even report orgasms from breast handling alone.

And then theres this girl>>18369389


So to answer your question and any "do girls like..." question you ever have again. Some do some dont. /reality

>>18369384

Some girls love it, some don't. My ex used to mash her tits in my face and thought I just fucking loved it when really I thought it was disgusting and made it hard to breathe.

Just ask, I guess.

You don't necessarily need to find people that share your exact interests, you've gotta try to find people who can appreciate them. For example, i'm a well built mid 20s guy who enjoys some video games, i read primarily sci-fi and fantasy novels, and i enjoy prog style music. My best friends (three of them) all have different tastes in music, different hobbies, different lifestyles etc. but we're all intelligent enough to discuss what we find interesting with each other and share a laugh. Sure, we all have some direct things in common (we all share a love for music for example) but that isn't necessary to enjoy our time together.

You've gotta find people who don't suck my dude. Best place for that is alt rock/underground bars in a downtown area - at least that's the best place to look in my area.

>>18369405
I guess my abstinence is hampering my ability to meet people. I don't drink, so the bar scene is alien to me and I probably act as uncomfortable as I feel. Maybe it's time to pick up the habit?

>>18369421

You don't need to heavily drink my man. If i'm going out with the guys I'll have one, maybe two drinks. I usually play the role of designated driver while the guys get hammed.

Another good place to meet people is a pool/billiards hall. Nothing better than shooting the shit over a game of 9-ball

>>18369309
Look at mirror
You like that you see ?
if yes you attractive, if not ugly as fuck

>>18369309
>>18369309
How people respond to you. I didn't really think I was attractive until I started matching up with some pretty girls on tinder. I'm still surprised when I found out they liked me but it hasn't really boosted my self image.

>>18369309

When people are attracted to you.

>>18369299
what are the fields of each position? Are you able to move closer if you take job B?

>>18369712

Both are marketing.

I could technically move closer, but my friends and family are on this side of the city and my house doesn't cost me much.

U take job B. You buy a fucking 1991 brougham Cadillac and you drive that fucking marshmallow to work every fucking day making that money bitch...you put your best music in and jam that shit entire way