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>>18361663
yes

any chance? yea
likely? no

>>18361663
fwb are built on a lie

One of you is into the other, and apparently it's you as you're posting on a So Your Child Has Autism image board.

one night stands are one thing, but fuck buddies are another. You're setting yourself up for heartache by being with her. You're leeching off the feeling of a relationship when with her.
If you chase after her like a puppy, she will get bored with you and move on.

Instead, take advantage of this opportunity. She has deemed you attractive enough to fuck and apparently you must have an alright personality if she can stand to see you in broad daylight.

Make her interested in you by making yourself interesting. Pick up some hobbies, hit the gym, make some new friends, have a life outside of her. Don't text her all the fucking time. Make her want to become a part of your life.

Most of all remember this: You may not know what it is, but there is a reason you two aren't in a relationship.
people are not as whimsical as we think they are. They have reasons for doing the things they do. Every person is the main protagonist to their own life story so you have to convince them that your story has something to offer.

You speak to them like you don't give a fuck that's it. Also let them talk a ton about stupid shit, makes it easier because then all you have to do is ask a question when they're blabbing to keep it going. Then compliment about whatever and presto bingo pussy

>>18361631
Thanks

Go to social clubs etc and talk to people. Show interest in them. Pretend you like them until you actually do.

by not trying to be alone
you had some negative experience and you decided to throw a tantrum about it, keep trying

Humans are social beings, wanting to be social and have friends is hard coded in your DNA because it's what allowed our ancestors to survive.

How about trying to talk to people on some online games, that helps me.

>>18361555
Yeah... I know what you mean OP, get those feels allot, can't even do anything anymore at the point in my life where i just don't want to play a new game or watch a new show by myself anymore but just wish I could and be happy, Wanting a companion is tough and finding one is nearly impossible but I don't think there is any way around it save autism.

A human can only coup with only around 7 major crisis alone, anything more and you'll break down(mentally and physically). You'll need to reduce this odd first.
Share this problem(s) with someone and take a one semester long break to evaluate about your present state of life. Also you got all the signs of someone dropping out of a course.

>>18361548
So how do I reduce this odd? finding the roots of the problems? dealing with them in stages? or just talking to a counsellor/careers advisor? I'd really rather not drop out, since a shit degree is probably better than no degree. Glad to know it's obvious I'm a failure, though I doubt getting bitter and snarky is gonna help much.

Why are you having problems in school? Do you not enjoy what you're studying anymore?

Try mixing it with something powerful, to take out the flavor. The same thing can happen with food aswell. Its a manner of teaching yourself otherwise.

>>18361403
This happens with a lot of people. My friend blacked out and puked everywhere when he had Captain Morgan and I can't drink box wine after a similar horrible experience. I would say to avoid it but if you want to get over it just drink small quantities and chase it with more whatever. If you do this slowly then over time you should get use to it again and won't want to puke upon smelling it.

>>18361403
Just drink something else, Absolut is shit anyway.

>>18361399
Last I checked women are dominating biology in the stem education fields.

If youre a male you might want to take a critical analysis of whether thatll benefit or fuck you when finding work after.

>>18361424
I can't see what difference the amount of women in a field makes

>>18361399
Good friend of mine is a chemical engineer and he makes really good money.
Field is pretty interesting as well.

>>18361210
lose some weight

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>>18361210
Loosing the fucking hair color.
leaving hair long but not making the cunt side hair style.
Dunno make a braid or something.

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Hello my fellow Kekistani

Read

>>18361200
Read

Paint or get into drawing

Pick up a combat sport such as boxing, kickboxing, BJJ (I recommend this hobby)

Cook

Learn to play an instrument

Workout and change your body

Fix up old cars and learn how they work

>reading
>knitting
>crocheting
>sewing
>hiking
>biking
>model making
>drawing
>painting
>table top gaming
>running

See a therapist. How the fuck would we know? All we can do is go off evidence but you just there's n reason for this. You need professional help.

Those people are lacking some integral quality that you need/want emotionally, so you're not emotionally connecting with them. You need to either seek out people who have this quality, whatever it is, or you must learn to supply this quality to yourself amply enough so as not to feel alone.

That'll be $20.

>>18360922
OP here.

K, fine, I get that, but what is it? What am I missing?

>>18360802
>want a relationship
>wants you to give her free money and shelter

do nothing, dont reply

damn I wonder why she misses you

>>18360787
>This is as vague as it gets but What's the point? Why push on?

Fucked if I know, and 4chan won't help you. All they can give you is fortune-cookie advice.

Sleep is literally the only respite you will get from the world.

There is nothing to save you from this. Life is shit. Learn to live with it, or neck yourself.

>>18360787
>What's the point? Why push on?
Killing myself would cause my family (who I do care a lot about) to suffer. I'm afraid that's all I've got though. I'm never having kids, bringing a person into existence without their consent just to suffer and die is cruel.

But you say your goals feel distant, it's not too late to put yourself back on track towards them. I'm 28 and I went back to school to finish my BA in January, it's been going very well so far. I'm studying things that really interest me.

>>18360570
shave it
bruce willis
move on

>>18360570
Just get a bald gf, no biggie.

>>18360570
Get fit
shave your head
Get a suave wardrobe to distract the observer from your head to your body.

Any of these work, but the best it's realizing it's something you have no control about and anyone making laugh of it it's an asshole that doesn't deserve your attention.

Stop putting things up your ass, it's not made for that.

>>18360560
This, it took millions of years of evolution to developing an organ that take stuff out of your body, you are devolving it.

>>18360560
>>18360567
lmao. I've never understood the seeming obsession in current times with anal and anal play.

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>>18360422

It's literally your sweat
You will do nothing, because you can do nothing

>>18360449
Come on, man. There has to be something I can do.

>>18360457
2 hours means your options are pretty much antiperspirant
you will smell suspicious as fuck with a bunch of cologne etc
plus they react to your scent and are alcohol based, wouldn't recommend
nothing but time sobers you up, and hydration would help your dehydration symptoms but with 2 hours to go it's far too late for that

>>18360267
Whatever interests you. Don't learn a language because you think it will be useful, because it won't. I say this as a polyglot. Just pick a language you like.

Depends where you're from I guess. If murican pick spanish, if canuck or brit pick french, if yuropoor pick german, if aussie pick whatever because aussies are irrelevant

C++