I just Completley Ruined My Life But My Family Doesn't Know.

You can't just go to a community college?

there's always community college my friend. Do good there without plagiarism and you can still make it to a good school after you finished up general ed.

>>18370040
They don't accept you with a literal 50 in every class.
>>18370041
You need to have moderatly good marks to get there. Not a literal 50 in everything. My marks beforehand were like 95 so it was expected that i was going to harvard or something.

>>18370032
Don't take this too badly but your cheating ass deserved it.

As for what you do, fess up to mommy and daddy now and see what they can salvage. Else the vision you have has every chance of coming to pass.

>>18370032
Tell them you want to save the whales

>>18370049
I'll be disowned. And yeah i know i deserved it, i probably deserve cancer at this point but im not going to radiate myself. There's not really anything that can be done i just don't know how to tell them.

If you're this lazy in highschool you will not survive college. Get your shit together

>>18370032
haha what? do you not have any idea how the world works? just tell your parents and they'll get it sorted out so you still go to harvard.

>>18370051
The hell?

>>18370053
>get your shit together?
Why, if your life is already ruined it doesn't matter.
>>18370055
How the hell will they sort out having my mark in EVERY CLASS lowered to a fucking 50. That's ruined.

>go to harvard

How? You know this "rich boy go to Harvard thing" is a meme right? Only the ultra-rich Bushes Rockefellers and Kochs have the privilege of buying their way in, everyone else has to get the grades

>>18370032
You're a fucking idiot but I digress.

Welcome to the lower mid class boi. Yeah your parents will be dissappointed but it can't be helped. Work hard and break your back and try your best to not fuck up. You can still get in college but you better not cheat again or you won't ever be able to go again.

>>18370032
>So it just came to light that a lot of my grade 11 assignments have been copied because they ran all files through this new anti-plagerism software

Lmao

>>18370052
"So I had this great idea at school of having my cake and eating it too, but... I've run into a little problem. A big problem actually, I think I was learning the wrong lessons actually and..."

Your parents still would rather have a semi-successful disowned kid than a junkie bottom feeder disowned kid - get them in the loop sooner and see what resources they may have to help you avoid a permanently blighted life.

>>18370068
I might as well just live on mimimum wage. There is absoltuely nothing good about having a lot of money besides being respected by other people with a lot of money, at this point either way i'll be considered a piece of trash by everyone
>>18370078
>Your parents still would rather have a semi-successful disowned kid than a junkie bottom feeder disowned kid - get them in the loop sooner and see what resources they may have to help you avoid a permanently blighted life.
It's all the same. It's about not being made fun of by your family, it doesn't matter about that. It's either stay with the family or might as well be a loser.

>>18370067
harvard doesn't grant entry based solely on highschool grades. try again nerd. plenty of people are able to get in with zero highschool and just their GED and extracurricular activities.

>>18370111
wait seriously? So i could just redo grade 11?

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>>18370032
High school doesn't matter.
>My parents are rich
High school REALLY doesn't matter

>>18370157
How? I can't just go to Harvard or Yale and say "heyyyy my parents are rich as fuck let me in". NO, This is such a leftist meme that's shown everywhere in media. Even the Bushes had to get high 80s - 90s to get into Harvard. Harvard will look at my transcript, say "your a fucking idiot" and turn me down.

>>18370178
Not the point theyre saying youll get coddled and given a small loan of one million dollars.

>>18370202
No they won't. They will call me a failure, a freak, and kick me out. They've told me im a dissapointment before.

>>18370229
Only child or do they have backups?

>>18370087
Bruh there's a big diff between minimum wage and so-rich-I-could-buy-you-and-sell-you-to-a-Bolivian-drug-lord.

Find a shit job and after a while of shit job find a decent job. That's how things work in Wageslave World.

>>18370178
>How?
High school grades don't matter. Full stop. If you graduated that's all anyone gives a shit about.

>I can't go to harvard or yale and say heyyyy my parents are rich
With a big enough donation you can.

Regardless why the fuck are you so gung-ho about Harvard or Yale? You cheated on all your classes so you clearly don't give a fuck about studies. You're clearly not going into STEM or anything with a real courseload so who gives a rat's ass which school you go to?

At the end of the day it doesn't matter what you do as long as you don't get disowned. You'll land a job through nepotism like literally half the country.

>>18370087
You don't know what you're talking about. Living on minimum wage is horrible. You made a very bad decision, but don't let that lead you into more of them. Fess up and let your parents help you.

>>18370257
Not OP but there is a single word that sums up why the uni matters: networking.

>>18370240
Backups. They tell me im a freak and a dissapointment and i can be replaced. They say im ugly so i have to make something of myself if i want to not be the freak of the family
>>18370253
Decent job? Like what? You need a degree for any job paying more than mimum wage
>>18370257
>High school grades don't matter. Full stop. If you graduated that's all anyone gives a shit about.
Not true at all. Otherwise no one would care

>With a big enough donation you can.
Yeah but you still need moderatley good grades

>Regardless why the fuck are you so gung-ho about Harvard or Yale? You cheated on all your classes so you clearly don't give a fuck about studies. You're clearly not going into STEM or anything with a real courseload so who gives a rat's ass which school you go to?
I cheated in grade 11. Grade 12 I realized that was a bad idea and got good grades on my own. Grade 11 was my party year

>At the end of the day it doesn't matter what you do as long as you don't get disowned. You'll land a job through nepotism like literally half the country.
That's a meme. My parents say im a freak and won't hire me since they say im an embarassment.

>>18370178
Honestly, you haven't come close to fucking up your life until you get a felony in the states. While, you've likely tanked your GPA from ever getting in to any serious Ivy League, (Though unless you literally had more extracurricular activities than a life, or you're black and have the grades, you still wouldn't get in.) I would actually take the fucking time your senior year, buckle down, and get straight A's, ace the SAT/ACT (ie: more than 1400) and try to score for the second-tier colleges, which are often a tad bit better in their specialized fields than most Ivy Leagues.

Unless your parents are so detached from reality and parenting as to not love you entirely, come clean, and be honest. You're better off breaking the news yourself than letting them find out on their own, because once they hear about it and the closer to admission season it is, the more pissed they're going to be.

And note, let this be a lesson not to fucking cheat (or cheat stupidly by copying verbatim from Wikipedia) again.

>>18370294
>and try to score for the second-tier colleges, which are often a tad bit better in their specialized fields than most Ivy Leagues.

That's not true at all. Harvard and Yale have guys rich guys hosting parties in huge houses

>Unless your parents are so detached from reality and parenting as to not love you entirely, come clean, and be honest. You're better off breaking the news yourself than letting them find out on their own, because once they hear about it and the closer to admission season it is, the more pissed they're going to be.

That's a good idea. I'll tell them. Better than some jerk telling them in a really negative way.

>>18370316
If your hoped-for major is "party scene" I can appreciate why you're a disappointment to your parents.

>>18370324
In parties you meet other rich people who can give you a good job, and your comment about second tier schools being better is very stupid. Telling an employer "I'm from Harvard" gets you a job automatically while saying "I came from the institute of technology and this and that" gets you no where.

>>18370327
Different anon, I'm the one who said networking.

But anyway, if you aren't a troll threadjacking I do hope you get to see the world without your parents there to coddle you now. Be an actual producer, not a bitch skating on a name.

>>18370339
I'm not actually. It's actually sort of a meme that if your rich you get a free ride. I still have to get really good grades in school, go to university, study, all that. If i was coddeled i wouldn't care about this.

>>18370342
Yes well I'm not damning you for your parents sake, I'm damning you for the meme that saying Harvard and landing jub has greater validity than knowing your shit and taking the high productivity path up. The opposite holds.

>>18370279
>need a degree for any job paying more than min
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Never went to school got an easy job 13 an hour no inside knowledge or help or anything. If a dunderfuck fat autist can do it so can you.

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>>18370032
>I just Completley Ruined My Life
>I'm 18 and I got caught cheating

Big whoop. Learn from your mistake and dont do it again kid.

>>18370359
What do you mean high-productivity way? It's not about that it's about doing well
>>18370365
Minimum wage is going to be 12.20, you earn 80 cents higher than normal, basically minimum wage.

>>18370178
>a leftist meme
Cringing for you kiddo. Maybe the reason you can't do original work is you don't have an original thought in your brain from all the time you spend on garbage sites like /pol/

>>18370381
I will NEVER do it again, but the damage has been done. They erased it from my record because my parents called the school and told them they would be sued since a record requires a suspension which i was not. BUT they still lowered all my marks to a dead 50. Having 50 in EVERY grade 11 class means you are screwed and will never get a job.

>>18370387
I can do origional work. Did you read? In grade 12 i got good grades all by myself without copying

>>18370388
Oh so you're just trolling for attention.

>>18370391
No but its obvious from your first post you've been trolling

>>18370382
If there are other universities that do specialist fields better than harvard, going and getting qualified ftom those universities implies you're going to be more productive than doing a wank degree at an ivy league place.

And you should start considering this a bit more seriously, given you've ruled out for yourself a white collar easy ride after you get your bit of paper - because that piece of paper isn't going to have an ivy league name on it.

You need to demonstrate value in the workforce, and not "skate on a name" - take the demonstrably productive path up.

>>18370400
> Having 50 in EVERY grade 11 class means you are screwed and will never get a job.

This is an extremely troll-worthy thing to say loser. Why do you think you need to go to Harvard anyway?

>>18370327
haha what? are you thinking of MIT?

>>18370407
This. I guarantee you maybe 3 people on this board total went to a super high class college and a large amount of us are at least on a survivable wage.

>>18370403
There are no universities better than Ivy League. It's where rich people throw massive parties in huge ass houses.

>And you should start considering this a bit more seriously, given you've ruled out for yourself a white collar easy ride after you get your bit of paper - because that piece of paper isn't going to have an ivy league name on it.

It won't have any name on it.
>>18370407
My parents say im a loser if i don't go, but your trolling anyway so wtf
>>18370409
no

>>18370032

wow, how stupid are you? Why did you plagiarize shit? Work on a fucking GED then. Stupid.

>>18370420
Fuck your party major. You sure as shit don't deserve it.

>It won't have any name on it

So what, are you going to kys? Or do you think min wage is a better option than working your way through the middle class? If it's the latter you should do the former.

>>18370390
>origional work
god, learn how to spell too. fucking dumb as a sack of bricks

>>18370439
>Fuck your party major. You sure as shit don't deserve it.

Law isn't a party major.

> Or do you think min wage is a better option than working your way through the middle class? If it's the latter you should do the former.

Well educate me but what is so good about being middleclass? You go to work everyday, work really bored, come home and go on your computer alone and browse 4chan all day. Basically what I've been trying to escape for the past 4 years.

>>18370032

I kinda hate all you whiny little pricks. I grew up poor and had all As. You have no excuse. fucking loser. Work harder, fucker.

>>18370440
Learn how to capitalize and put periods at the end of your sentences.

>>18370052
Your parents will still love you.

>>18370450
>work harder
Yeah i learned that a year ago, no need to tell me. The point is that even though i stopped doing it a year ago it's come back.

>I grew up poor
Stop whining.

>>18370420
This is one of the worst trolls I've ever seen.

>>18370445
Yes but if parties are the key criteria for what makes a university good you may as well be majoring in the damn subject.

Besides, if you're a disappointment to your own parents do you think whatever character flaws they're picking up on will pass unnoticed by networks you try and slime your way into?

As for being middle class, you can make it out. You'd rather be lower class, where you don't have time to be on 4chan because you're working 2 jobs to make ends meet? And the way the country is going there is no escape from the lower class bud.

>>18370475
Literally stop responding to and coddling this pampered manchild. He already gets it enough in real life.

He doesn't need advice.

>>18370466
your the worst troll i've ever seen

>>18370481
My life is absolute shit, your life is perfect i can tell from the way you type manchild
>>18370475
Well then what makes a university good?

I don't even know who op is now but he's screaming troll at anyone who calls him a fucking moron (which he in fact is, as if he had only done the basic work and still be lazy as fuck he could have graduated just fine)

Op stop being a goddamn retarded waste of carbon and oxygen atoms and nut up. You fucked up and need to work in order to survive just like the rest of America.

Welcome to the hell that is the lower class. Enjoy, dumbass.

>>18370553
I did graduate with 90s in all grade 12 subjects, it's just grade 11 is fucked. So i did work hard its just that one grade.

>>18370577
Still fucked. One year you decided to be an autist and it fuck you. Yep that's how the real world works sweetie.

>I shouldn't be jailed for murder, I only killed that one guy!
>What are you saying I'm fired? This is the first time I told a customer to suck my cock!

>>18370597
I told my dad while this thread was going on. He was bad but is discussing with my mom apparently theres this organization you can pay to redo highschool courses and they are going to hire this tutor but im not going to be allowed to study my pre-rec courses in France.

>>18370606
Get your ged amd move on bro. Course they're pissed so would I especially if you got spoonfed classes in motherfucking FRANCE.

>>18370620
I didn't. I was going to.

>>18370032
Pff. That's nothing. I got caught intentionally cheating in a university level course, and got dinged for refusing to cooperate initially.

I'm a practicing attorney now. I had to admit what I did on both my law school and bar exam applications. So don't think your life is fucking over.

>>18370682
Yeah but you were already in. I am still not in university so i probably won't be let in.

>>18370637
Im sobbing for you m8 /s

>>18370688
You're an idiot. I was not in law school nor was I admitted to the bar when this happened. I was in undergrad and got caught. I had to disclose this both in law school applications and in my bar application. I still made it.

>>18370122
You could retake the classes but grade 11 makes that very difficult. Why did you have to fuck up grade 11? You could do summer school for credit I think. If your school works like mine where you have two different schedules and different classes first and second semester, you could redo the essential classes in the fall and then perhaps be able to turn in a college app really really late. Just don't expect any good colleges to be accepting your applications.

>>18370620
U mad bro?

>>18372646
No but I'm thoroughly entertained

>>18370052
>mom, dad, I want to become a cabinet maker
Go into skilled craftsmanship of some type by getting an apprenticeship.

>>18370032

the world isn't divided between fortune 500 CEOs and mc donalds employees.