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I'm depressed, but in an usual way. Apart from some anxiety, I feel no emotion, nor do I feel pleasure. Everything I used to care about has disappeared, and I'm left doing the same things day-in-day-out. I am 18 now, but I live like an old man that watches Jeopardy! all day and reminisces on what could be.

I know I need meds, and I know I should exercise, but fuck - what do I do until then? I've fallen completely out of line with the rest of people. Apart from Stoicism to help me get through with my job, no intellectual hobby is of any use. Nothing is entertaining. I don't have anything to do.

Do you have any ideas at all for what I can do, or how I should approach my new life? Please don't just say "Try a new hobby", I've already tried a ton.

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I've been dating this girl for 3.5 months and we love each other very much, I mean she's the sweetest, kindest, most gentle soul I've ever met. She'll text me everyday when she wakes up and goes to bed just to say how much I mean to her and how much she loves me. (It's fast I know but I feel the same way)

She's a total virgin, I'm her first boyfriend but that's kinda the problem. When we first started dating we would talk every night on Discord for 4 hours and we'd talk a little dirty to each other.

We've fooled around before, I used to eat her out whenever we did but her interest for that kinda disappeared. It took her forever to finally touch me back but I was patient and now she'll blow me maybe once a week? (Never to completion) After she's started getting more comfortable around my member she never lets me touch her back. She always finds an excuse to get out of us finally having full intercourse, and makes no effort in changing. She wants me to be "more dominant" but just flat out rejects any advances I make about 90% of the time and won't make any of her own. She seems perfectly content in this sexless relationship, she's said in the past that her sex drive is super low and can disappear anytime, even stopping me mid way through eating her out to basically say she'd lost interest. (It was just devastating to hear) I've asked her why she has no interest in sex and she started crying and apologising but didn't change.

It honestly makes me feel like I'm doing a horrible job and can't satisfy her needs, but I'm not given the chance to improve. It almost feels like she's not even attracted to me. Is it unfair to be asking for more intimacy this early in the relationship?

I've already asked to talk to her tonight, what should I say? Should I break up with her since I don't see either of us changing? I love my innocent girl more than anything but we're 19 and just can't do this. She makes me feel like I'm not good enough.

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I have a high stress job and I'm not healthy with my weight.

I want to begin dieting and working out but I can't find the willpower to do it, because I just want to relax at home.

Does anyone know a particular meditation technique I can do? Not a generic one. But if it can get me started then fine.

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I've been invited to a graduation party by a good friend of mine this weekend. We know each other outside of his school and he's inviting well over fifty people from his school/band/etc. plus his girlfriend. I knew some of the other outsiders who were invited to come, but it turns out family life caught up to them so now they're unable to attend. I'm not scared to interact with strangers, ot's only one night, but I really don't know how to integrate myself into the conversation of these closely knit people who no doubt want to see each other before spreading out for college. Is this a lost cause?

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I would like to start a blog, mostly just to talk about shit that happens in my life, and one where I can express my opinions without anyone knowing who I am IRL. What would be the best way to do this and get a few followers?

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Im not even of age to drink and im already an alcoholic. I drink heavily almost every night. Its out of boredom more than anything and now i fear for my health.
How do i stop if i dont wanna stop?

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>deadline in 30 hours
>haven't started
>can't hunker down and write
HELP HOW THE FUCK DO I START

SHOULD I SLEEP A FEW HOURS THEN TRY AGAIN?!

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Gave my first blowjob today(I identify as a male btw). It was okay for a while but then I was just doing it to end it.

For some reason I'm now, an hour later, fantasizing about being fuck by one.

I didn't like it as much in the moment. And I couldn't look at the guy.

Im more confused about my sexuality then before.

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>Met cool girl at end of semester party
>Invites me to her birthday dinner the following weekend, it goes great
>Agrees to "grab a drink" with me some time; this gets postponed due to my 3 week Europe trip (nothing I could do)
>I get back and we make plans to grab dinner together.
>We have dinner, then go to a conference afterparty that she has free drink tickets for. She hugs me goodbye and says she had a fun night. I ask her if she wants to "go out again" some time and she says "for sure". I get the odd feeling she didn't think of this as a date (I paid for our dinner though)...
>Try to set up "date 2" a few days later, basically get a blow off answer. Make a final attempt about a week later.
>She asks me what my "expectations" are, just to make sure we're both on the same page. She ends up saying she's in a weird mindset regarding relationships and doesn't anticipate anything happening this summer. She says it's not that she isn't interested in me, it's that she isn't interested in anything with anyone right now. I say okay, we can be friends (rejected basically).
>A few weeks go by, I gradually start to talk to her again (I still think she's cool).
>She starts opening up to me a lot, we get the Snapchat BF heart, and she seems relatively flirty. Basically it seems like she's into me.
>Make our first post-"date" plans. We ended up seeing a horror movie, then getting ice cream after and talking until the shops closed at 11pm. I then dropped her off back home.

Absolutely NOTHING happened. I honestly thought she might try to initiate something, but it was completely "uneventful". I tried to talk about the relationship thing in a casual way and she just said that things always get complicated and she ends up "ruining everything". She's now coming over some time this week to watch a "scarier" horror movie with me.

Does this seem weird to anyone else? She knows I want to date her, but instead of backing away she's sort of getting closer?

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Originally posted in /sci/ but no one responded so I hope you guys can help.

Today I did an assessment and only got 22% on it, I feel beyond fucked since I need to get into the higher tier maths so I can get an A, know how to do maths properly at advanced levels so I can go to university.

Please help me out /adv/ what can I say to the tutor to convince him at the interview next week that I can do it? Britfag btw.

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He's also a /pol/tard and the only nonlibtard friend at my college. He's probably one of the closest fiends I have because we can talk about politics without him not wanting to be my friend.
Normally, I would care and my personal life would stay personal, but we've been lifting weights together and he walked around in the locker room naked, probably assuming I was straight. Of course I didn't look or see anything because I'm not a pervert. But now I've purposefully been showing up really late or early so that we don't have to change together and it's getting really inconvenient.
Also I feel bad about lying and replacing all the he's with she's and feel like it sucks that I'm not more like myself like with my libtard friends.
He does make gay jokes, but not anything really spiteful that I wouldn't make and he's probably wrapped in layers of irony like anyone on this retarded site.
What do you think, should I tell him or no?

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I have toxic friends who never want to hang out, I've never had a gf, I hate my summer job, my grades are not good in uni, I dislike almost every political ideology in America (most Trump supporters and almost every liberal) and the only happiness I get is when I'm lifting or running. I've even lost motivation to a read a good book which was probably my favorite hobby in HS.

What the hell do I do? I feel so isolated, unmotivated and just sad.

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I am a male in my early twenties. I have recently moved back to my hometown where I am working at the same office as my childhood friend, Jim. We are close friends who share similar life goals, attitudes, and interests. He and I share another childhood friend named Paul who has been living on his own one state over for the past 4 years.

Now Paul and I are best friends, whereas Jim is a close second. There have been times in the past where Jim has become angry or depressed because of the closer relationship Paul and I shared.

Jim is an ex-NEET who has now held down a steady job for a year while living at home. Although he can get a job, he has never been self-sufficient and has no life-experience outside of our small town. He has a strong desire to move out due to the toxic environment at home. We have floated plans about moving to a nearby city, but we haven't committed to any time or place. I haven't promised anything to him, though I have made it clear that I want to move somewhere with him.

Enter Paul. He has just graduated college and is planning on moving into a new place within his state. He has been successfully living on his own for the past four years. Last week, Paul invited me move into a new place with him. I'm giddy with excitement to be frank, because rooming with him has been a dream since I was young. We both know it would be a great fit. He wants to move in July or August.

Living with Paul would be a breeze, since we have the experience, the closeness, and the right attitude. Living with Jim would probably be boring, awkward, and risky due to his lack of experience. Jim cannot move in with Paul due to unrelated reasons, so the three of us rooming is not an option. It's one, or the other.
Bottom line: I want to move in with Paul without destroying my friendship with Jim.

/adv/, I don't want to miss this opportunity to fulfill a dream, and I don't want to hurt and betray a friend. What can I do?

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My boyfriend wont stop looking at porn, even in public settings. Is this wrong to upset me? I got in a fight with him because I told him how I didnt like how he looked at porn when he was with me in public. He says that he isn't actively seeking it out and it just appears on his feed which I wouldnt have a problem with if he just scrolled past it but it he clicks on the image and zooms in on it, looking at the details and stuff, way longer than he looks at just a regular image. He says he likes it because he likes the art which okay whatever in youre own home whatever excuse you have for looking at porn idc because I look at porn too but I have a problem when he does it in public because people might see, especially when he does it in crowded places.

I tried to tell him a few times how I felt uncomfortable when he does it and if he could just keep to looking at those images at home but he explodes at me saying how I'm being stupid and he doesnt care what people think or that it makes me uncomfortable and how people shouldnt look near him. However, I don't feel like its too much to ask if he can just scroll past it when hes in public because it makes things awkward and I don't really like going out places with him and he looks at it constantly. The porn shows up a lot and he looks at every picture so its not like its a once in a while thibg, its guaranteed to happen often.

Is there anyway for me to maybe word how I feel so he doesn't feel attacked or whatever? Also am I just stupid for feeling this way and should just try to deal with it?

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How do I speak in a manner that's "smart" while not being "autistic" or pretentious sounding?

I'm only rocking that semi-sexy 130 IQ, but I'm tired of every other conversation I have hitting that, "I don't understand what you're saying" moment. It's even more frustrating when I realize that none of the words I said broke 2 syllables...

Help.