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>>19334399
No new information sadly, can you ask her to tell you in detail what she saw/heard?

I smell a mystery in our hands gentlemen.

>>19334418
She was only mentioning this one instance. I was only wondering if anything came of it.

>>19334399
OP explain.

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>>19334178
Rosh Hashanah/Feast of Trumpets 9/20-9/22

>>19334178
i am

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>>19333893
It's a perpetual motion machine. It converts information into energy, which powers the generation of time, which people experience, and proceed to transmute that experience into memories, which are information. That information is then fed into the system, which recycles it in a positive feedback loop.

Physicists say that perpetual motion machines "don't exist." This does not prevent a perpetual motion machine from perpetually coming into creation, which is what this device does--it does not permanently reach 100% efficiency. It asymptotically approaches 100% efficiency. It perpetually enhances its efficiency, using information from people to enhance its ability to predict the future.

By predicting the future with increasing accuracy, the device is able to recycle the energy from the same power source in order to simulate more time, via time compression. This artificially pushes back the time limit before the device's power source would run out of energy for a cycle. In this way, it continually subdivides the same power source into more possible time cycles, by using each time cycle to enhance the efficiency of the device's conversion of information into energy into time.

It is an engine for a starship. We are inside of the engine. The engine is designed like a computer, because that is the most efficient design. It is a cybernetic engine, which uses real time simulation to improve its efficiency. It uses our souls as components.

>>19334188
Didn't this exact thing happen in Rick & Morty?

I'm not buying it.

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>>19334260
The important thing is that you are allowing media to influence your belief systems. Whether it is a positive or negative feedback loop, so long as you are tapped into a fictional television show's message, you are (partially) governed by the telecommunication system which broadcast that media to your sensory perceptions. In this way, you have volunteered to connect your belief systems with a cybernetic network, which depicts material analogous to the nature of the cybernetic network which includes the telecommunication system which broadcast that media to your sensory perceptions.

That's literally the only thing this device can ever do--describe its self through analogy in new ways, by recycling the feedback from those connected to its cybernetic network with either positive (1) or negative (0) feedback loops.

Your post is a 0, within the Rick and Morty directory of this device's memory. That's all it is. It has a directory for every single form of media you could ever perceive. If the directory hasn't been made yet, or there isn't sufficient memory to procedurally generate one, you won't have the option of perceiving that media which would be assigned to that non-existent directory.

Thank you for posting in this thread, so that you might serve as the example I needed to portray this device's operations in real time.

This thread is now archived, and will be observed at the end of time.

The most /x/ thing you can do is hide your powerlevel and not get an /x/ tattoo

A sator square would be sweet, especially if its one you made up yourself

>>19333325
make a sigil tattoo

>>19333270
Probably a bunch of Tibetan monks know how

>>19333270
>hypnagogic states
i have this when im not sleeping enough. I just get really disoriented and start hearing my dreams and crash. I'd be careful if I were you. Make sure your family doesn't have a history of mental illness because you could very well activate your predisposition fucking with such states of mind.

>>19333729
The only thing running in my family is alcoholism and depression (I've avoided the former, and have managed greatly the latter)

>>19333689
Are Western Buddhist temples a good place where to find people who have mastered things such as meditation and hypnagogia? Or is it more likely that I'll just find wannabes?

>>19333453
the fuck is that

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>>19333234
does this count

FUCKING ROLE PLAYERS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

>>19332797
i'm not a role player, i'm just a college kid who doesn't want to be an engineer for the rest of his life

those who reply are probably roleplayers

play DnD and larp hard enough

All I can see is two glowing eyes like a cats in the dark about 35 feet down. The thing is they aren't low to the ground. They are human height 5'6" - 6' in the air. "Dude!?" They are coming closer "hey man..." closer no answer. I fucking run full blast towards the stairs and all i hear behind me in this loud, deep demon voice is "ONLY THE GOOOOOOD DIEEEE YOUNGGGG". my blood goes cold and I get hot lightning run up my back as my hairs stand on end. I run up the stairs 4 or 5 steps at a time. As I turn the corner for the next set of stairs I see a figure in my peripheral vision at the doorway I just came from. It was tall, skilly and pale. Thats all I could make out.

I continued my work on the upper floors and outside but I didn't go backdownstairs. I kept thinking about it but I am a worker snd kept enough focus to do my job. I signed out of the contractors log book and went home.

I get a call on my cell phone from my boss. "...the alarm company called. They said the panel is still on bypass. Did you forget to turn it back on?..." "..AHHH SHIT. YEA I DID I AM SO SORRY..." "...well you better get out there and do it...if there is a fire they aren't going to hear the alarms. We can't take that risk.." "Roger that.."

I live on Long Island so thats a long way to go through traffic but hey...I fucked up.

The whole time i am going there i am thinking of what happened...but you got to do what you got to do to get paid. By the time I get there its about 915pm. I got the call at 745pm. So I talk to security and I say "hey man...this is kind of a weird building. Ever notice anything strange on any of the floors...or basement?" He gives me a look "...why?" "Just curious" "...its an old old building man. Funny noises and faulty wiring" "yea i hear that". Now because I was scared but too 'macho' to admit it. I wanted him to come down without sounding like a pussy so I say "hey man have they trained you to out the system on bypass and take it off bypass" "nope..." "well tonight is your night. Follow me it will only take 2 minutes"

. So we head on down in the basement. My hair is already standing up. So we get to the mechanical room and open the panel. I show him how to take it off bypass and reset the panel. We are headed back to the stairs. We are feet from the doorway and we hear "...come out Virginia dont let em' wait..." . We look at each other and he goes "I better go check it out..." "dude...dont even bother, trust me..." "what?" "Just trust me man...like you were saying before, its an old building and makes funny noises". The lights flicker a bit and we both feel a presence near us. Its cold...and if it makes any sense there is a feeling of viscosity to the air. Almost a heavy humid air. We leave. I sign out and I am driving home. I am passing through Brooklyn and right behind my head in the backseat I hear the melody of Only the good die young being whistled perfectly and clear. I panick and smash my car into a car in front of me. The air bags go off and the horn is going. I am half out of it as the air bag smashed me hard. I kind of come back to reality to the sound of laughter. "...hahaha...ONLY THE GOOOOOOOD DIE YOUNGGGG ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNGGGG..." I can hear the person singing it right next to me and then outside...and its fading away like the person is walking away singing. Then "HEY BUDDY YOU OKAY!?" I got a concussion and two slipped discs in my neck. I also smashed the hell out of my shins into the bottom of the dash. I also was blamed for the accident and now my insurance is sky high.

Thats my story.

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FAKE AND GAY

Excellent observations regarding the differences in those two images. I think your gif definitely raises questions that deserve to be answered. Hopefully one day we will get to the bottom of this.

Would be spooky and cool if it was

>>19333312
But it is? Children remains are being found a good few hundred miles above mountains and there are no tracks or scent. Not to mention a German physicist disappeared in Yosemite Park as well. Just straight up vanished. Dogs can't smell anything, professional trackers can't find anything. Hell, sheriffs of these national park won't even cooperate. They will NOT let you see the list of people that have gone missing in this parks, almost asking for a lucrative amount of money for them.

I'm not saying it's aliens or Bigfoot. But to say nothing strange is happening is foolish.

>>19332394

Seems like Texas is behind it.

Wishing you and your family well during this scary time. My parents have dependency issues too, I know how hard it can be on the whole family. I'm not religious but I promise to keep you and your folks in my thoughts and hope that he beats this and stays clean. Hang in there!

A mourning dove!!!
I'm sending you nothing but love and prayers to your family. I hope that God we find a way to heal him and to heals yalls relationship

>>19332328
Agnostic, but I hope he gets better. Remember that no matter what happens, you have to keep looking out for number one.

Nature eats your body, but your soul lives on in all life on Earth.

Every single aspect of who "you" are that can be comprehended by any living human or defined in literally ANY possible way with our modern science and language will all cease to exist completely and utterly. In fact there isn't even a point in asking what happens afterward since "you" will simply be undefined beyond your death.

and yet, somehow, from YOUR point of view, life will begin again.
It's a borderline paradox which is why so many people just take the easy way out and say you "experience nothingness" (which is itself also a paradox)

>>19332205
I'll let you know after I kill myself.

Smoke a big bowl of DMT.

>>19332198
You keep saying that. I don't think you've smoked DMT.

>>19332191
To be completely honest it just a thing that happens to you. Will only happen to you if you stop searching for anything at all, by dissolving your ego, letting go of desires. Complete non-attachment.

>>19332198
It just made me puke and have an OBE as primordial ooze.

>>19332161
Please call on Jesus anon. Just give him the love he gave you. It just makes this shit easier once you lose your pride and give it all to him

Tell them there's a demon party at my house.

>>19332172
Yeah he didn't answer.

>>19331796
Throw some salt over your shoulder after spinning around clockwise 13 times, chanting "salt salt as you fly, it the devil in the eye."

>>19331796

Use the power of the Behelit to sacrifice all of your friends and become a member of the God Hand.

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>>19331796
Ask not what the Eclipse can do for you, but rather, what you can do for the Eclipse.