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Non-OP bump
I know nothing about it but I'm going to redo my room with this guide tonight.

>>19332035
How did it end up looking/feeling?

>>19332123
I just picked up shit off the floor and vacuumed it
>it's already been hours and I'm still shitposting
I'll get back to this thread, I gotta do shit. I have to squeeze in a ritual tonight too cause the moon is fucking batshit dark as fuck right now.
>new moon
>only in the sky during daylight

At one point it was a human, human body at least, but i could not see the face.

It's silly to ask others to interpret your dreams. There are so many variables in your life that construct your dreams. It's a message by you for you, and you're the only person who'll come close to understanding what you're trying to tell yourself.

How to force the mind to see the face of the "person"?

>>19331956
experimental weapons, chemical or otherwise, that are designed to control behavior.

>>19331956
Vodka

Recently it's been proven that the mountains cause the wind to make an unusual sound that sounds like an avalanche rumbling. They ran out of their tents in a panic.

>>19331947
Post hoc, ergo propter hoc

They've been cut off from the Godhead by worldly corruption. Their souls are tainted, and therefore they delude themselves that nothing beyond their limited perspective exists in fear of what lies beyond.

I find it funny that they themselves misinterpret science. They think because there is no evidence, it must not exist... yet where was the evidence for molecules 500 years ago? Does that mean that molecules and atoms didn't exist until they were discovered?

Lack of evidence, doesn't mean it doesn't exist. It just means lack of evidence

Let's play a game, /x/. It's called "count the lurkers."

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>>19331871
I'm assuming this is bait, but whatever. I'm an engine tech with a hooked up job and a girlfriend, but when I want to lay on the couch, laugh, and occasionally have a spoop, I come and see my handsome pals on /x/.

So that I may lovingly call you faggots.

Fuck science
Physics is bullshit
Psychology is all bullshit
Philosophy is total complete bullshit
Sorcery is real nigga shit

well the thread where you post all your spooky stories is mine. The picture is of the wild white nigger. They are a species that usually lays low but sometimes comes out to steal your TV

Wait is there something im missing?

>>19331421
>>19331459
just shilling

>>19331416
Project this!
*inserts dick*

>>19331416
How do you propose we calibrate our vibrational frecuency?

>>19331418
Ha. It was a sincere question for the people with the ability though. We need to wake up, and fast.

>>19331380
surely, father, someone has to be LARGE enough to fill that carnal desire??!

>>19331385
Desire will end

>>19331391
>desire will end.
That's not good.

I desire to be a holy man.

I must fulfill that one and only desire.

idc if she an alien you kept talking bout her feet my dick got hard

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>>19331305
/b/tard derails thread. Kek. I think you should trust your instinct.

keK-set!

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>>19331280
Nope. The dinosaurs were catapulted into space when the meteor hit the edge of the flat earth. Literally everyone knows this. The fact that you are trying to change peoples minds about this fact makes me think you are a shill. Or just really stupid.

This was actually pretty good.
>Made me Laugh

>>19331280
That pic you posted just looks like a Grey/ Mantoid/ Reptilian hybrid.

I don't see any dino there.

Every 29 and a half days, the moon will be in the sign that your sun was in when you were born. When the moon is there, in that fluid there is a seed born and it’s born in the solar plexus So every month, when the moon is in your sun sign, that “germ” is placed in Bethlehem. Bethlehem is the solar plexus. It’s the Virgo in the 3rd chakra, the solar plexus, the belly region. That’s Bethlehem, the house of bread. Virgo is the one who has the sheath of grain in her hands. Beth means “house” and lehem means “bread”. She is the virgin mother of the child, that seed that is born in the solar plexus every month.

Jesus(the alchemical author rather) talks about the water of life which spring up in the belly, which, if you have studied any kind of Chinese medicine,then you have heard of the tan tien, the ocean of chi, which is related with the lower abdomen. This is symbolic of sexual energy. The sexual forces are accumulated and polarized through the sexual organ, which are not merely the external component that is visible on the outside of the body: it is also related to the internal glands and internal chakras, which are related to the lower abdomen.

Min' is the Kemetian archetype of male sexual power. His icon shows him standing on a pillar masturbating with his left hand, the hand that sends energy back inside. Min represents semen retention. A-min (Amen, Amon, or Nu) is the highest cultivation of the principle and practice of Min. The Pert speaks of the "Aged One" who is yet ever young and renews himself daily. Mastery of semen retention (Min) is a major part of becoming "the Ausar(God) The Scorpion's sexual force is hidden, down deep. It is meant to be redirected back into the body, thus achieving immortality, transformation and regeneration. In a man, sperm cells are like little chi-holding batteries. The more batteries the more chi power available.Men lose chi power through ejaculation. Women lose it through menstruation .

Ejaculation of semen [orgasm] brings death, preserving it within brings life. Therefore, one should make sure to retain the semen within.

One is born and dies through semen; in this there is no doubt. Knowing this, the Yogi must always preserve his semen."

>>19330903
Bring your game-boy advance, in advance.

Here's my ritual:
>Log onto webkinz.com and register for a free pet.
>Enter the free pet's name as the first two letters of your first name and the last two letters of your last name. For example, Joe Willson would be Joon.
>Play webkinz at 3:00 am and go play a game in the arcade section.
>After a sufficient amount of Kinzcash is made, use it to purchase the music box item.
>Bring your computer into the bathroom and play the music box three times in the dark.
>A bottle of refreshing, ice-cold Pepsi should fly out of the mirror.
>Drink the Pepsi in under fifteen seconds.
>Go to bed and lucid dream about the demon guy thing.
>Wake up and do the trip.
>When you're ready to summon the demon, sing the entire Space Jam theme song backwards two times.
>Do not respond to your friends' questioning while doing this.
>Collapse drunk onto the ground.
>Wake up on the side of a freeway the next morning.
>Hitch a ride to an IKEA.
>Eat the Swedish meatballs (optional (they just taste good))
>Purchase a chair of your choosing.
>Go outside and build the chair in the parking lot.
>Sit in the chair while reciting a T. S. Elliot poem of your choosing.
>Get hit by a car

>>19330903
Drink ALL your alcohol, raw steaks around your neck and legs (as an offering) and wade/swim out until land is a distant memory (you have entered his domain).
The demon will now appear to greet you.

>>19330727
THIS THREAD IS CURSED!!!!

>>19330727
Yes. It's unethical. That's the common statement among old grimoires and modern occult practitioners and authors.

If you really feel wronged. Why don't you make a costume and break their bones? Ditch the costume and pretend you know nothing.

>>19330727

No such thing as right or wrong, just subjective perspectives about what's acceptable. That being said, it is dickish and cowardly to strike from a distance with magic rather than just stomp a mudhole in someones ass physically.

Being gay is a sin
Remember demons are FAKE and GAY

>>19330462
Yeah it sure would it's incuBI not incustraight

>>19330462
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Since they're imaginary, they can be anything you want! Let's all pretend together!

Big Dicked Incubi Rule!

>induce psychosis
but why?

>>19330452
>hardcore theories that induce psychosis?
That's not the way it works. You get psychotic and then you come up with hardcore theories, not the other way around.

Also as someone who's been psychotic multiple times, not sure you'd really want that, although I got to admit it has it's perks.

>>19330470

I've been psychotic too I enjoyed it desu desu I've already come up with a few theories that are well documented but I'm bored and can't find anything of interest on /x/

>>19330456

Boredom my friend