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Elaborate

>>19339732
Are you talking about books like "Conversations with God" by Neale Donald Walsch?

>>19339761
>"Conversations with Gadu"
No anon,this is real,trust me.

Also, is there anything I can do to court her favour without ending up like Attis?

>>19339724
Get Stephen Hawking to give you the demon summoning program, your level has to be around 65 tho

>>19339735
Damnit
How do I get more mind xp?

>>19339676
We will become gods and survive until the end of time.

>>19339676
yeah because he's too much of a retard to realise that you don't do up the bottom button

>>19339676
fool becomes magician anon don't forget

Intent

>>19339687
Elaborate?

>>19339689
Ask for it

The purpose of this universe has only one absolute truth, and that is to replicate itself.

The reason we haven't found other lifeforms, because we were the first life to reach the singularity which in turn had a single directive: replication.

We are essentially stuck in a loop. What is, because it must be, in order to be once more.

>>19339627

Satanic Pedophile Cannibals rule the planet because no one knows about them and the aliens won't save us because we're doing this to ourselves.

This is a simulation, there is only one shared soul and we are all experiencing life. All points are connected, all life is connected, and I'm tired of the simulation and I want to leave the prison planet we're in.

Mine is simple. We're all manifestation of a single all encompassing entity that is both a single entity and all that is. And the entire meaning of life basically an exercise in individuality so that The All/The One/The Good/God/etc can experience something that is normally outside of its reality. Namely individuality/emotions/friendship/social bonds/etc

>>19339582
You forgot that God isn't a person like us, He is perfect, hence creating "little idols of himself" isn't the same as one human would

>>19339582
didnt "made in gods image" implied that he gave us free will

>>19339582
When was the last time God told you what to do? Did you have to do it?

yes, cats are the best

I hope so he looks like a good boy

Cats are protectors. They may even fallow you into your dreams.

Funny story actually, But i often dream that my cats with me. Unfortunately, most of my dreams consist of surviving doomsday scenarios and zombie apocalypses, and often times my cat gets killed off despite my best efforts to save him. He doesn't sleep with me anymore.. he loves me to death but if i bring him into the bedroom with me and lay him down on my chest to sleep, He spazzes out like its the worst possible thing. but he will cozy up to me like crazy when im at my desk. He used to sleep with me every night for most of this life :\

>>19339524
read thomas aquainas

>>19339524
bump

>>19339540
I've heard of him and I'll give him a try, but is there any real compelling reason that I should believe in something paranormal (in this case, God)? Like, I know my existence was extremely unlikely and stuff, but is there any reason that isn't God-of-the-gaps?

who the fuck is freddy

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>>19339500
He's back from the dead and coming for you

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IefgTR8J4Po

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>>19339406
I remember 'a dindu stole my dingo'

>>19339406
A dingo is said to "steal the breath" a baby

>>19339406
do dingoes eat babies? or do they make good pets?

>>19339317
>7.5 billion humans
>1 satan
>people give their souls to him for free
you're not gonna get much

>>19339317
Had someone sell me their soul for a beer a while back.

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>>19339625
why do you fucking do this?

i have a friend that does this when he goes out asking everyone if they want to sell their soul for some cigs or a beer.
sometimes they come back a few hours and he sells it back to them for 20 bucks.

>>19339307
For the keks

Based jones is the saviour of america

>>19339877
dubs checkd n kekd

lol got a 47

OP here
Idk y he's here

>>19339147
Satan isn't after you buddy

>>19339096
i don't like reading ndes, they're usually all over the place along with those people who claimed to experience nothing which i hope there's a spiritual explanation for it. Either way it's not worth it.

I've killed myself twice but just end up waking up. Im not suicidal anymore, but I know for a fact I died and yet still here for what ever reason.

I've got two
>I was riding with my friend back from a show
>Going 75 on a highway
>Trying to convince my friend who was driving to do vocals
>never heard him before because he's shy
>Friend says okay and begins playing song
>he lets out a brutal pig squeal (15-20 seconds)
>all of a sudden his head hits steering wheel
>Anon!
>Anon!
>we start accelerating and heading off the road
>time slows down
>I look at my friend and look to the right
>all I cou;d was trees
>realized i'm going to die if I don't do anything
>Scream Anon again
>he's still out cold
>we're hitting small trees and I feel the broken glass shattering all over me
>I reach for the wheel and push it to the left
>friend wakes up and keeps driving
>he's freaking out because it was his dad's car
>mfw we're lucky to be alive

I've never had another experience when time slowed down like that. it was like a scene out of the Matrix...

>>19339094
It's Ted Cruz, idiot.

>>19339094
Maybe it was more than one guy. Maybe the zodiac was a group.

>>19339094
Im him. what do you want to know