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What are the most cringe beliefs you have seen on /x/? I'll start
>aliens are demons / fallen angels
>sasquatch is a species of ape
>any belief in ascension at all
>believing that Yahweh is a benevolent entity
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>>19342651
>muh pendulum >>19337271
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>>19342657
kek
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>>19342651
I told you guys in /x/ 2 years ago to buy crypto currencies, btw if you're still lurking in /x/ you're still in the grid senpaitachi. Get out.
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The Ninja Turtle Shooter: how crazy was he? 2017-07-25 01:08:35 Post No.19342646
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The Ninja Turtle Shooter: how crazy was he?
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I read his manifesto and I was struck by a few things
http://www.documentcloud.org/documents/2754139-Kyle-Odom-Manifesto.html
1.Lack of word salad or fragmented storytelling. He sees to tell everything in a lucid, chronological fashion
2.Some interesting observations about the nature of consciousness and parallel realities. He began his journey into "insanity" via transcendental meditation, and essentially experienced reality as if two dimensions were overlapping one another. It's worth noting that it seems no one outside the VA knew of any of this shit he was going through. His observation about the God of the Bible too.....that does not sound like the work of a broken mind.
3.There is truly some weird shit about the story. he is a trained marine who shot a pastor 6 (or 12) times with .45 hollow points and the guy practically shrugs it off like it was nothing. He then boards a plane despite being a fugitive and makes it all the way to the white house.
I honestly think he crossed over into another dimension which may or may not overlap onto our own.
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4.I cannot think of a name that screams "shoot me" more than Tim Remington
5.Pepe. The drawing he did bares a striking resemblance. I see no indications of him being a chan user and there is no way he could have understood how strongly that image would affect our reality back in 2015
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There was a guy in so cal(I think Oxnard) who was caught with military grade weapons. I think he ex-cia or some shit like that. Anyways when he got arrested he said he had the weapons for an alien race who lived among us.
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Yeah but the whole "elmo is god" thing is a bit strange.
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Hello x/
I really want to summon some demons from the ars goetia, but I have no idea how to prepare, and how to do the process itself, and how to find out.
I have some previous experience with doing the ritual over here >http://theisticsatanism.com/rituals/standard/outline.html
but that's about it... And I've only done it like 5 times.
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Get candles and chalk.
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>>19342571
THANKS ANON!!!
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>>19342571
Ohhhhh my Goddess!!
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I have decided to share my method for spiritual enlightenment again. I periodically post it here under various names, but people have reported back that they've had success with it.
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>>19342554
hahahahah holy shit. It's been years. What have you done with your life you crazy anon? I thought you were in a mental hospital
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>>19342562
I graduated from a top 20 university and am now in law school. The mental hospital/mental breakdown stuff was just someone impersonating me. I'm quite happy and successful.
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>>19342570
Nice, good for you man! It's a shame you still think a demon slut is inside your body.
Whatever floats your boat though. I personally can't help but think that the whole ordeal is prettty gay.
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speak to me in plain communication, please ...how may I oblige you?
why am I experiencing harassment and bias against me in my home country?
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I am a hero-queen...
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May protection be around me....may peace reign
May those who harass others learn a way which is right and repent
Protection surrounds me.
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40711882
Republican blames women senators for 'repugnant' health bill woes
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I heard a few days back there was a leaked photo of an actual alien i wanna know if anyone has the actual photo
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Anyone have anything i heard it was like in a desert n it was like hd photo of it
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Does /x/ believe in Bigfoot?
If yes, why? There's almost no proof that he exists, and even that proof is just witnesses.
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>>19342433
I'm bigfoot and I don''t believe in myself
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>>19342433
Who gives a shit? one of the most boring cryptids out there
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So have any of you actually experienced anything paranormal? I can't say I have. A couple things possibly could have been, but nothing concrete.
So let's hear your stories.
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A voice told me come meet her and I met her.
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>>19342425
The spooky thing is, it is a "her".
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Does sleep paralysis count? If so, I experienced that a couple of times when I was a kid.
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Here's my story, /x/
A few months or so ago, just before I fell asleep, a being of some sort (as far as I can tell) came to me. It woke me by talking to me. It said two words: "My friend." It did not touch me, but it stood over me. I was paralyzed by fear, but I know it was not an affect of sleep paralysis. The being was 5-6' tall, entirely black, darker than the night, humanoid in shape, and without many features. It's head was bald, blank, and entirely smooth. I could not see its feet, or anything below its waist. It's torso and arms were like its head. Blank, like if a human were smoothed down. Its voice was male, and it spoke like a whisper, but louder. I blinked, and it disappeared.
That was the last I saw it for a few months. (Cont.)
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A few weeks ago, I was feeling rather ballsy. So I decided to try to summon it. This is what I said, more or less. "Being, tonight I want to speak to you." I said that a few times, outlook and in my head.
Again, as I was falling asleep, it appeared. This time, it looked gaseous. Not human in shape, more like Gengar's pre-evolved form in Pokemon. Sorry, but that is the best way I know to describe it. It didn't speak. Again, it left after I blinked. (Cont)
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Bumping for interest
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That is the last time I have seen it, but two more things have happened since then.
Once, when I was at my mother's house, which is not old, I was trying to fall asleep. It was around 0300. Each time before I was about to lose consciousness, I felt like something was touching me, breathing on me, or whispering in my ear. I eventually fell into a restless sleep. Last story coming up.
What would be their reasons for not making contact with us?
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Xenotranslation barriers. They've been very arrogant about what qualifies as a functioning translator, but they're good empiricists and are slowly dripping their way towards mutual comprehensibility.
Just a guess at a hypothetical. I mean, it could also be something annoying but understandable (like attempts at diplomacy with earth governments) or ambiguously positive (like a contact protocol).
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OP what makes you think they have not already made contact? Or are you meaning not made contact in the near past (100 years for example). I'm certain ET's have made contact in the distant past (10k years ago for example).
Communication barriers wouldn't be a problem if their race was more intelligent than us humans, if you use the kardashev scale for instance. A type 2 ET would easily use our own tech for instance the I.O.T (internet) to decipher every language on Earth, and a type 2 civilization would be able to do that in very little time.
Given leaked documents which can be found on [email protected] emails leaked reveal a little regarding an ET race in communication with humans regarding zero point energy.
Our governments use the basic law to hide whatever they want from the general public.
I personally think that the 'space race' between the US, Russia and China...to weaponize space will be the trigger. The trigger meaning...the ET's will not tolerate our weapon technology and halt the treaty between our governments and them. Basically i think when that day comes is the day the human race will know our governments are mear puppets to the elite circle that are actually at the top of the pyramid structure in place. Hope that makes sense OP.
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I heard there was an actual photo leaked a few days back hoping someone has the pic i would really like to examine it
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ITT we discuss illuminati ca rd game and accuracy 2017-07-24 11:22:11 Post No.19342283
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ITT we discuss illuminati ca rd game and accuracy
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What's/x' s opinions on the card game . How accurate . How did he foresee these events and what is the NEXT CARD to be pulled and activated
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I was lurk but went and found this.
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread994647/pg1
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You've activated my trap card!
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Looks flat to me
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Okay
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It looks flat from here too.
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This is the first time I have ever posted on 4chan and I need help. About a month ago my girlfriend hung herself. Before I knew about the hanging I got a call from her. She seemed frantic and kept saying "i love you" confused and worried, I called her sister immediately following the phone call to have her go over to check on her since I was on my way to class and unable to do so. To which I was notified that she had killed herself a day prior to the received phone call. How could she have called me? it was without a shadow of a doubt her voice. Was it really her? Was it a familiar spirit? I still get calls from her number, but every time I go to answer the call drops and when I call back. Obviously nothing. Its torturing me. Please. Help, I feel like I'm losing it. I'm not crazy. I'm a year away from my Ph.D in Organic Chemistry and already have a B.S. in Physics
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I'm sorry for your loss anon.
Sending healing vibes your way.
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>>19342167
She probably faked her death to get away from you. Good thing since a month after you decided to post about this on 4chan. It's the logical explanation.
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>>19342167
You can always ask a detectivefag where the calls are comming from. See who has her cellphone or something. I'd start there.
Be careful though, I've heard a few urban legends about people who actually found a guilty party collecting the phones of the suicidal and depressed. It's not pretty.
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Do we all have obligatory have a guardian angel?
i'm new to spirituality stuff, i try to be as open as possible, and see signs, i dont see any, except feathers, and little syncronicities, but not that big.
Not a lot of people died in my relatives, only a few, and i feel like, they have better people than me to protect and guide, such as my grandma that lived in her country, and i lived with my parents in another, i feel like she is here to her sons but not me since i only saw her during the holidays, etc
is this normal or am i just too noob to see/feel them?
sry for bed englando i am ukraine
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>>19342135
i love dark haired caucasian women like this one
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>>19342145
If that is who I think it is,
She's a Brazilian camwhore.
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i missclicked my random angel picture, pls focus on the main question please, its srs
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What are these lyrics about I heard them on a song on the sentimental corp website;
in the name of mammon
we sacrifice the animal
on altars of obsidian
knives dripping with blood
talismans of bacchus
painted with their ashes
the many eyes of saturn
in the temple of mylitta
cast shadows of solomon
on mons veneris
primeval absu
ophiomorphos
chrisma of the rampant dragons
winged uterus
herodotus
his women of the idol
the many eyes of saturn
in the temple of mylitta
cast shadows of solomon
on mons veneris
procreative power
in carvings of the yoni
generative organs
covered in salamander blood
quivers of arrows
bulls eye in egg jelly
the breast milk of the seraphim
and the phoenixes gestation
in cardinal zygotene
through flesh and bone
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>>19342064
that image is fuggin disgusting
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>>19342064
So smart. He probably flushed it first, too.
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>>19343793
I really, really hope it was already flushed