Nothing gets me harder than the Emperor. That tan, that silky smooth, beautiful hair, his muscular stature and deep outlook on the universe, if he touched me I would jizz instantly. I wish he fucked me and the primarchs would get sloppy seconds.
>>49226957
Yes anon, you're horny. We got that from your first thread.
>>49226973
I want a titan sized cock in me!
>>49226957
Does this make it better or worse?
This guy is pure NE
>Was fine with selling 100 souls to save his own
>Constantly selfish and dismissive of others throughout much of the first 3 movies (Didn't watch the others, 3 was bad enough for me).
>Fine with killing if it serves his purposes.
>Muh moral compass metaphor
This girl is pure LG
>Every life matters, no matter if they are a burden to the community
>Constantly concerned with the lost souls of the other factions
>Strikes quickly, to minimize the pain of her victims
>Serves as a moral compass for humanity
>>49227029
Don't know who that is but here's a LE guy
>Shoots first
>Takes a snide kind of pleasure from his victims knowing they're beaten
>On the side of the law, but bends it to breaking point, a case could be made for NE
>Tortures to find vital information
>Likeable despite all this
LG Badass right here.
>Adheres to his word.
>Refuses to break law and order despite the institution he swore an oath to no longer existing.
>Dedicated to the greater good, but refuses to compromise morals in order to attain.
>Offers diplomacy and compromise until such a time his enemies blatantly refuse.
>Instrumental in saving the world and helping rebuild it in the aftermath.
How do you get over carnivore confusion when worldbuilding?
>>49225832
Human race only race
Xenos and Elves can get fucked
>>49225832
Donald Duck is of sapient intelligence, the chicken is not. I mean, there are places where they eat primates, and humans are primates.
>>49225832
I usually fly into a rage, flailing my limbs and quacking wildly.
So, I like to play chess. I was about a 1950-2000 FIDE player. A couple months back, there's this big project at work, and I'm putting in a ton of overtime, don't have time or energy for chess.
Project's finally over. I come back to my old club, start playing again, and get crushed by all the people I used to do about evenly with. I go play some of the weaker guys, the ones I would effortlessly beat, and I'm struggling to go evenly with them. Oh, just a bad night, I guess.
I come back next week, same result. A week later, marginally better, but not really noticeably so results.
I reckon my performances are around 1600-1700, with the occasional better game that's still probably weaker than my average play a few months ago.
I mean, I expected a little rust on my game, but nothing like this. I have no idea how I lost my skills that fast, and it's really been bumming me out, I have trouble even getting back into my practice routines. Anyone have any tips, either for rebuilding strength or for dealing with the blughy feelings.
> dealing with the blughy feelings.
Reflect on chess and why you play it.
>>49225790
Let go of your desire to win.
That is the origin of your suffering.
>>49225790
>. I go play some of the weaker guys, the ones I would effortlessly beat, and I'm struggling to go evenly with them.
You should be commending them on their improvement and enjoying the fact that you now have a larger interesting opponent pool.
Also chess is boring
Does anyone have a working download of Dungeons and Dragons Fells Five comic?
>>49225526
Seconding
>>49225526
>It got cancelled right before the pirate arc.
>>49225526
Why did this had to end so soon ?
They always knew
>>49225382
a) post pic i can read
b) write that shit down
Mat Ward is Games Development's resident evil genius
>>49225382
>>49225817
I prefer to interpret that as him being an active Resident Evil player, rather than being an Evil Genius.
I'm fairly sure this will be taken as shitposting, but I'm fine with it.
What I'm going to write will be anecdotal, so you're free to prove me wrong and tell me I'm a faggot, but seriously, what's the deal with low fantasy settings and GMs? I play tabletop since I was 12, and I'm now 21, and even though my friends kept on playing 3.5, I wanted to try more systems, more settings, and I explored pretty much everything I could find.
Talking about the GMs, high fantasy ones usually had fine ideas, cool, magic-heavy settings, and maybe not the best plots, but fuck it, it's cool. Sci-fi? You get interesting alien races and technology, and even if it's my personal opinion, it becomes godlike when it's somewhat plausible and justified. Same with cyberpunk and apocalypse settings, that can be gritty, even "grimdark", and still be cool.
That's not the case of low fantasy. Seriously, I had quarrels with every low fantasy enthusiast. Pretty much all you get from them, may it be IRL, on forums, or even there (be it shitposting, trolling, or serious posting), is "woah woah, listen here, we have uncorrect and anachronistic gritty medieval stuff (what's your fucking deal with the droit du seigneur?), political intrigue, a lot of illogical grimdark and peasants dying from plague.
And it's not just that, they always (I repeat, it's anecdotal, so I suppose there are reasonable low fantasy enthusiasts) think that every other setting is full of special snowflakes, mary sues, and badwrongfun. What's their deal with magic? I understand, you don't like it, but it isn't necessary to bash it even in videogames, novels and non-/tg/ related stuff.
I'm sorry if some of you guys like low fantasy and aren't like this, I know that I was probably unlucky, so please, if you can, explain this phenomena to me.
1. GoT became popular
2. Inept gamemasters trying to fix vertical power progression the only way they know how, by removing progression
3. GoT became popular.
>>49225196
>First answer best answer
>>49225196
You know, GoT was the first thing I thought about too. That also explains the unnecessary "Hah! People die anticlimatically! It's realistic!", which doesn't actually happen TOO MUCH in the novels, but somehow became a meme since people can't read.
Guys.
Red pill me on 40k
Specifically the lore
And the factions
Basically everything.
If you need somebody to explain it to you, you probably won't like it anyways.
>>49225048
Humans are the good guys and worship the Emperor
Aliens and chaos are the bad guys and worship weird things nobody cares about
Enough questions. Now march, soldier!
Its basically starship troopers times 4000
Hab Abandoned Edition
OFFICIAL BOOKS
>Eclipse Phase PDFs
http://robboyle.wordpress.com/eclipse-phase-pdfs
>Transhumanity's FATE (FATE Conversion)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/ae113ujgd3hggpl/Transhumanitys_FATE.pdf
>X-Risks and After The Fall
https://mega.nz/#F!KwcS0bJK!9KLjZegzebaq-mlPUin45Q
PLAY AIDS:
>10 things you should know about Eclipse Phase
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Qnrh0w7H0Jl2_CSsySRxcs4ugw27xsBIk5MYwXq2nDQ/edit
>Advice for new players and GMs
http://pastebin.com/e0EErN6X
>Online character creator
http://eclipsephase.next-loop.com/Creator/version4/index.php
>Eclipse Phase hacking cheet sheet
http://www.mediafire.com/view/?axe1vs35muk4juh
>Eclipse Phase xls Character sheet
https://sites.google.com/site/eclipsephases/home/cabinet
>Package Character Creator
https://firewallagency.wordpress.com/
COMMUNITY CONTENT:
>3 new adventures for your use in convenient PDF form
http://awdaberton.wordpress.com/about/
>Ander's Sandberg's Eclipse Phase fanmade content, including several modules
http://www.aleph.se/EclipsePhase/
>Farcast: An Eclipse Phase yearblog full of items, locations, NPCs, and plot hooks
http://www.mediafire.com/download/dhqd1m83xc1wmpj/Farcast_Yearblog_2013.pdf
>The Ultimate's Guide to Combat
http://eclipsephase.com/sites/default/files/UltimatesGuideToCombat11a.pdf
/EPG/ HOMEBREW CONTENT
https://docs.google.com/document/d/19Gy02gp6-WPQ3SoN_24kLPTUu5EjFO8qh_9pjJSVrrY/edit
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>>49224322
>prove you're humanity with sexual expanses
>only a TITANs wouldn't dare to dicken with Day-glow XXXXL
>log favor or pave credits now to gadflxor marketech iteration 11135663676326
>sped dial deal for A +++ computronius, TITAN act now
>>49224524
Goddamn killer spambots, lurking in my abandoned hab mesh
>>49224322
Players, what's the strangest or scariest thing you found on an abandoned hab.
GMs, what's the craziest or scariest thing you've ever put on an abandoned hab.
>Summon Nature's Ally I
>Get this
>Wat do
>>49224151
Feed them
>>49224151
cast Goodberry
cast Heal Wounds
>>49224151
Cast it again.
The Dwarves and Elves have been at war for thousands of years, powerful magic against runes, magical nature against industry, stone against wood.
But both sides have begun to fade. Elves are turning into shades as time goes on, slowly passing from the world, while dwarves are slowly turning into stone, returning from the rock from which they came. With both sides fading, they resort to human mercenaries and allies.
Both kingdoms now sport massive human populations living under Elder Race rulers. The Dwarves give fine craftsmanship and technology to their subjects (while still keeping it under -their- control) in exchange for working the fields, performing manual labor, and beefing out the dwarven armies.
The Elven realm is near utopian realms of peace and plenty, with the human populations living in elven realms with magical fields that are easy to harvest, and never seem to lack for food. Gifted humans are taught magic and kept as acolytes by the elven archmages.(portable magical batteries elven mages can draw on). Humans in this realm work to maintain the fields and populate the cities that elves are no longer able to fill. They generally live in special outer districts and perform minor labor and service. In both sides they massively pad out the Elder Race armies for battles.
Where could you take this setting further?
Orcs appear, are better fighters, but worse workersmeaning work ethics, discipline etcHumans and orcs fight between each other to be part of the Eldar races forces.
>>49224185
Maybe the orcs are the last subject race, but were abandoned when human migrants moved into the realms of the elder races and were turned into servants? They now blight the war-ravaged borderlands between the two empires.
>>49224294
Humans are the descendants of domesticated orcs that the elves/dwarves used as servents in the before times; perhaps their domestication was part of what sparked the war to begin with.
Modern orcs are more aware of this than humans and wish to destroy the elder races so that their ways will rule the world, using the things their human cousins have learned to reunite into an unstoppable magic slinging, tech building Omnihorde.
>>49223253
Not dirty/10.
Power: Clean your Clock
Mr. Clean's attacks have advantage against any creature that is filthy or dirty. If he reduces such an enemy to 0 hit points, they are cleansed entirely. If the creature is filth-based, it is destroyed.
Friendly creatures within 10 feet of Mr. Clean are immune to poison and disease.
>>49223253
STR 30
DEX 30
CON 30
INT 30
WIS 30
CHA 32
I see a lot of threads here for character art, location art, sharing and creating characters...but not much for giving a character or group a musical theme to use when appropriate.
What are some of your favorites? Feel free to link them from somewhere like soundcloud or youtube with a brief description.
Panzerlied (instrumental) - Bombastic and brassy kind of theme. I use it when the road wardens appear (or rather, leave) in a WFRP game I run.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUi1A2zuHdk
Groose's theme - A slow, mocking, pompous piece. Good for something like a Don Quixote style knight or especially hammy character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xD1FAOJI84
Hall of Heroes - A track from the first Fable. Slow, peaceful, a bit mysterious. Good for something like a fae patron?
https://youtu.be/hAYq3AttsNs
Ridiculous Game - A touhou track with a showy, self-important pseudo-flamenco sound. Good for such a character?
https://youtu.be/__P3Pxku618
bamp?
One last resort bump.
Helvagen (The Road/Way to Hel) - A slow chant sung in old Norse. It's very subdued, but the listening to the low drum line, I can't help but think of a heartbeat. It sounds like a funeral dirgeā¦ or a slow march.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z0PvZGVPiJU
I miss the days when werewolves were a valid antagonist
>>49222869
Avoid penis and rape and it is, nobody gives a fuck about your fetishes you furfag homo.
>>49222885
Are you telling me that vaginas and consensual sex is alright?
>>49223771
If your werewolves are trying to antagonize people with vaginas and consensual sex, you might not be playing them right.
>Players discover they can gain experience from felling trees
>They've gone from level 1 to 5 on trees alone
>Their deeds have been noticed
>>49222629
>They've gone from level 1 to 5 on trees alone
But only in Woodcutting.
>>49222629
Okay is it just me or does that chick look like Nathan Explosion?
So now that they're good at cutting down trees the tree folk are going to try and cut their feet off or something?
Will they have to use the knowledge they learnt felling trees to cut down the tree fuckers?
Was it a duke or something that noticed their deeds and want to give them a tree cutting expedition far north long the river or rape frogs??
Who noticed them OP!