Post early medieval art.
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It is 1823.. The Portuguese empire is reeling from the relentless Brasilian rebels. All across South America, armies march and cities burn. In a time of incertanity, prejudice and rebellion, who will come out on top? But first, who are you?
>Ted Idlemann, an traveling spice merchant from the budding United States. Attracted to the flowing colonial opportunity of sugar, your pockets lead you to the ports of Recife. When you docked, the civil war was in full effect and the rebels seized your ship because it held "Contraband". They took the cargo and presumably destroyed your trading barge. Without a ship to return home with, your stuck in the tavern, drinking your last pounds away.
>Caio Coyotl, a Nahuatl man from the green jungles of Mexíco. A seasoned strategist and veteran of several Spanish wars, you went to Brasil after hearing of the war, looking for a profit. Whilst traveling there, an amazonian tribe ambushed you. You were injured and left to die, but the help from a local medicine man saved your life. With nothing but the clothes on your back, youve lost everything and now your lost in a jungle
>Emmaunel Gooseberry, a biologist from England. You came to southern America to study the verdant wildlife. With the war interfering, it may be harder to snap wild selfies with animals, but damn if you don't try. You rest up in Rio De Janeiro, picking up a translator companion and soaking in the exotic culture
>>49276815
>>Ted Idlemann, an traveling spice merchant from the budding United States. Attracted to the flowing colonial opportunity of sugar, your pockets lead you to the ports of Recife. When you docked, the civil war was in full effect and the rebels seized your ship because it held "Contraband". They took the cargo and presumably destroyed your trading barge. Without a ship to return home with, your stuck in the tavern, drinking your last pounds away.
>>49276815
The brit is the only good choice.
RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES
>>49276815
>Dan The Adventureman.
Fuck it, let's talk about anything /tg/ related and see where that takes us.
What are the best alternative mechanic to hit points?
Fuck mods and fuck /tg/.
Oldfags, tell us tales of old. Before Virt was a thing, that old.
Can we talk about this?
>>49276295
i can't understand
>>49276295
Yes, plox. I need some first impressions by people who have begun reading it.
About how much mass would a 40 kilogram warhammer have? I.e., how big would it be compared to a human?
>>49275169
How dense is the material it's made from?
>>49275169
The kilogram is a unit of mass. 40 kilos is about 88 pounds. So around half your average sized dude.
>>49275169
>how much mass would a 40 kilogram warhammer have?
40 kg
Zombie apocalypse happens in your fantasy setting. Cure Disease spells don't work.
How does the setting fare?
>What is turn undead?
>>49275942
Spell turns undead, who are negative energy beings. Zombie is animated by muh pseudoscientific biomagic.
>when you're playing a paladin
A word of warning: I will be using homebrew material because it's funner that way. Latest version. If it's not in the various homebrew pdfs (big book was split into parts), then it's in the forum thread.
Indrick Boreale, Force Commander of the Blood Ravens, is simply doing his thing in the captain's quarters of his Spelljammer (the Borealum) when suddenly a scout marine enters his room.
"Commander Boreale," he begins, "My talent searchers have returned this information on a handful of prospecting exalts we can recruit on our campaign to liberate Kaurava. Due to our limited resources, we can only recruit one."
He hands the bald one a bunch of folders, carrying information about various individuals. Who is he going to recruit?
>Iji Kataiser, Human Spark — Minor heroine said to have dispelled a war between Bahamut and Tiamat's forces, thus sparing her Crystal Sphere from being destroyed by collateral damage. May have PTSD.
>Filia, Human Symbiote — Encountered wandering aimlessly during a reconnaissance mission. Currently in quarantine. She promises to be a good girl if we let her out.
>Fujiwara no Mokou, Human Phoenix — Originally uninterested, changed her mind upon mentioning Kaurava. According to her, a personal nemesis is residing in one of the planets.
>Miko Miyazaki, Human Chosen (of Sigmar) — The papers contain very generous recommendations, citing her unwavering devotion to her ideals and her success in faraway, clandestine missions.
>Boreale changes his mind, and opts to wait for a different roster.
>>49274883
I want to be a futa
>>49275003
No can do, my man. We're gonna have to earn that dick by being bold and foolish out in the field.
>>49274883
Do you have the links to the lastest version, I'm behind
How is food handled at your gaming table? What is tolerated and how do you divvy up the costs among the players, or is the GM's responsibility to provide the goods?
Feel free to share stories, good and bad, about food at gaming tables.
>great GM I used to play L5R back in the day
>it was around winter time
>he served us this amazing vanilla-cinnamon milk beverage
>he said it was something Unicorn clan brought over from strange lands, for immersion's sake
Best experience I ever had.
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We usually divvy up the cost between us - somebody is the mule for the food and they are paid equally.
Snacks and drinks are also brought in on our own budget. Chips aren't tolerated, so it's usually cheap biscuits.
There's two people who GM in my group me and sticky dicky (Named because he covered his dick in hot cheese after someone pantsed him)
I was a former chef so I made Burgers,Pizza,Cakes,Treats,and more and payed for it all
Sticky Dicky came in 2 of our female group members milkshakes and just gave us expired chips but he was the better GM so we dealt with it after talking to him)
Anyone who wants to bring snacks brings them. They get shared with everyone at the table. If somebody regularly doesn't bring snacks, nobody cares.
It's worked well with all the groups I've been in.
>running pokemon tabletop united in 12 hours
>tfw I hate the system
>tfw I'm running it for my friend's autistic friends
>tfw I have no clue how to make this work
>tfw I've been GMing games for fifteen years
>tfw I have no clue how to make this fun for me
>>49273515
Trade ingame boons for sexual favours
>>49273515
Have you tried this one little magic trick that can make your life better?"no"
>>49273515
have the PCs make friends with some pokeymanz
have team rocket attack
Does this sound like a balanced party, /tg/?
D&D 3.5, all PC's at first level.
1. Dread Necromancer
2. Beguiler
3. Wildshape Ranger
4. Harmonious Knight Paladin (also with an ACF from Dungeonscape that swaps the mount out for a spirit or something)
5. Sneak-Attack Fighter with Zhentarum Soldier ACF, Hit-and-Run ACF, and Skilled-City-Dweller ACF
>>49273346
>Does this sound like a balanced party, /tg/?
>D&D 3.5
No.
>>49273346
Make sure Beguiler maxes his Use Magc Device and you should be good to go.
>>49273346
It sounds pretty reasonable? The order of power is probably Beguiler > Dread Necro > Wildshape Ranger > Paladin/Fighter but specialized casters are a lot easier to manage and Zhentarim Soldier does a lot for Fighters. There's some more ACFs I'd consider giving the Fighter for free and maybe the Paladin wants to consider Sword of the Arcane Order
theres a livestreaming event from games workshop right now on the warhammer tv facebook page
wouldnt have expected this from GW
https://www.twitch dot tv/warhammercommunitytv
come watch get comfy
>>49273068
Mobilefag here, what's the deal?
>>49273116
go to warhammer tv on facebook and watch the livestream from gw
>>49273068
>p-p-p-please.buy our models
> campaign is about discovery of a fantasy New World
> paladin buys blankets to warm natives and spread the faith
>>49273035
Technically, it's not considered "using poison".
>>49273035
Smallpox-laden blankets. What a cleverfallenpaladin
>>49273035
>le smallpox blanket may may
Long debunked.
Anyone ever played this?
>>49272720
How do you prevent Rooks just annihilating everything?
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>>49272720
how do the pawns do.... anything?
Sup , I own WarpCards and I sell magic cards to US and Canada (and soon internationally). What does it take for you guys to buy my stuff? I want to sell you my stuff. Prices are set when cards go in at tcgplayer prices give or take 10%, which is low compared to other retailers. It's cheaper than f2f or scg every time. If it isn't we change the price as soon as its pointed out. We grade super aggressively, our MP is other stores SP. We have had nearly 1000 orders in the 3 months we've been up and had 0 complaints but sales aren't going up.
The economy here is Alberta is shit. The money left when Fort McMurray burned down. This website went up as fast as possible when it was noticed that local sales dropped 85%. Comparatively this is unsustainable. Website is getting worked on every day. People still want to play magic but in free events and stuff since even a $2 entry fee and a pack in to the prize pool would turn away people because that's more than what some people have.
How do I get you to buy my cards?
>>49271868
There's two markets: local and internet. You're doing GREAT price-wise for a local market, but the key there is customer service. You're talking a lot about price but that's not the focus for local markets.
For internet buyers (local or otherwise), you need time to build up brand recognition and trust. More importantly, you'd have to sell stuff at just over cost. Literally. I'm not going to buy a case of booster boxes from you when I can get it elsewhere for $200 to $300 cheaper.
As far as events, Paying for events is good. You can mix it up (e.g. normal $5 events or whatever where your entry adds a pack to the pool on Fridays, free events without the added prize support on another day). The more people are in the store, the more likely they (or someone who sees them playing) will buy something.
>>49272073
Local sales are down 85%. That market has sailed. Maybe it will return, maybe not, but online sales are way too important now. The local market is gone, I'm over it. Your note that booster cases being $200 cheaper somewhere else is weird, we have:
Booster Box Cost: $102 CAD / $78.17 USD
Booster Box Sale: $140 CAD / 107.29 USD
Difference: $38 CAD / $29.12 USD
Case Difference: $228 CAD / $174.72 USD
So to get boxes between $200 and $300 cheaper means you actually are getting things at distributor prices (typically $109 CAD, or ABOVE the price you're saying you can pay) or less than the lowest possible cost - at which point I would just buy them as an online retailer to resell at lower prices.
Lastly the brand recognition and trust thing is just a wait and see approach I guess unless there's a way to speed that up.
>>49272481
>the local market has sailed
Well then close down shop and start operating out of your apartment as a 2 man operation because there's no sense having a store front if it's useless.
Also, sue the government for lost revenue or something. Cite Trudeau denying aid from NA firefighting crews to import south africans to fight your fire.
Canada is a sinking ship, bro.
Sigil has women from every race, some of whom go into the adult entertainment industry. Everyone knows that brothels have theme names depending on the girls there, such as the Silver Leaf for elves and so on, but what is the human brothel called?
>>49271206
Well, human ladies are popular among planar beings (hence why there are so many planetouched in Sigil...)
>Planetouchers!
>>49271206
Vanilla is a fine flavor
>>49271206
The Blooming Rose