>best friend lost his virginity at 22-23 years old >he

Why not just fuck your best friend to get him pregnant so that she get jealous?

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that fucking sucks desu, women are selfish pigs

If he doesn't know if the baby is his or not TELL HIM TO NOT SIGN THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE AS THE FATHER.

The moment he puts his name on it (regardless whether its his or not, or whether he attains proof of whether it is or not) he becomes the legal father of the baby and will have to pay child support for it

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>>34859185
Fucking roasties, go buy him a beer op

>>34859280
Fucking this. If you're a friend of the poor man, tell him to cut all ties with her.

>>34859185
i have no sympathy for sexual

>>34859387

I did, but then he told me that she's pregnant and he may not have that option

>>34859416
Fuck that. Demand a paternity test then and hope it isn't his.

>>34859416
He has the option to not sign the birth certificate until he proves the baby is his.

>>34859185
>losing virginity at your 20s
>not when you're 14
What are you? Beta?

if its his child, he'd be absolute fucking scum to not sign the birth certificate

>>34859416
Sit that bitch down and tell him not to be a cuck

>>34859666
>he wouldn't ditch
lol, enjoy being a dad while I'm fucking your wife

>>34859772
kids grow up though and remember where their dad was when they needed him - fine fuck the wife, she sounds like a whore anyway but its a different story when kids gets involved

>>34859833
fuck the kids
you don't owe them shit

>>34859956
this

children are shitheads and should be thrown to the wolves at every opportunity
toughen up the survivors right quick like survival of the fittest dictates and darwin commands

>>34859956
>>34859996
the fuck, you were kids once

>>34859185
I have no pity for people who have ever had sex. Their lives are a hundred times better than mine, non-virgins have no right to be depressed.

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>>34860026
so what? its not like we are enjoying our lives doing nothing all day or anything.
im serious, neetdom is torture.
every beta grow up to be unemployed

>>34860108
and who brought you into this world so you could suffer this torture? Your parents. See? They owe you that much and should at least be there for you

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>>34860148
i don't understand this mental gymnastic, people like us would be freed from neetdom (and from this world but that is a bonus), that is my point

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>>34859666
shut up u stupid roastie whore

op tell ur dude to NOT sign ANYTHING before multiple paternity tests. paternity fraud is common and ripe, women do not give a FUCK, they will look you in the eyes and lie to you from cradel to grave

if u lost ur kv at 23 u know what its like to be without love for many years at the very least, so its not completly the worst at least, but hes not a robot

but id EASILY help the dude in this situation than reward a cheating roastie whore commuting paternity fraud. GOD they are so disgusting

>>34860293
why dont you just suck a dick you fucking cuck

all i said is that if he is a dad (and it is proven) then he should be there even if the circumstances are shit

>>34860395
If the woman can choose to abort the man should be allowed to choose to have nothing to do with the baby. I don't give a shit what anons friend does but if I was in his position there's no way I'd give up my life for some fucking baby that shouldn't even exist.

>>34860293
Type properly you dumb fucking cunt

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>>34859185
>>they tried to have a kid
>not married

>>34860445
This is why your adopted

>>34860543
Considering I look almost exactly like my 3 brothers and we all look like our dad, I don't think so. Not that I have any idea where that came from

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>>34860507
mhm

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