Yo NEETs and crazy robots. Why dont we start a gang or organ

>>34858071
You're gonna have to go first, Anon

>>34858071
>a gang of fat, scrawny greasy fucks who threaten to end their life at any chance they get
I would shoot you, I'd just laugh at you and walk away while you're collecting your spaghetti off the pavement.

>>34858728
>i would
>you would
Ok, dont forget to take your keyboard with you.

mmmmnm.... Organized crime

>>34858071
i'd actually be down for something like this. my life is boring af

>>34858071
slow day fbi?

>>34858071
No thank you mr officer

Oregano

>>34858071

Thats not how organized crime works, you idiot! Organized crime works by putting up a front as a legit business entity while doing illegal shit behind the scenes, like selling drugs or laundering money or being an investment banker.

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>>34858728
Post your address then pussy
Ill come find you and out meme you IRL

>Hey! Let's destroy our lives and risk our asses for virtually nothing at all!
Yeah, OK. You do that.

>>34859735
Indeed because the alternative
>spend your wretched boring life holed up in a room somewhere and browse 4chin 24/7
is like SOOO much better for your life.
Fucking retarded cunt get the fuck outta here

>>34859883
There's a third alternative.
>Do something constructive for once in your miserable excuse for a "life."

>>34859915
I dont feel like it.
What now mr.advice? Fuck off

>>34858071
>no normies
i think you mean no robot

lol we could use a manga library as a front for selling illegal hentai and benzo's

>>34860058
lol yeah or i could stab you in the liver with rusty fork a dirty hobo threw up on

>>34860074
ahahahuehurhurhurhururhurhruhruhrururrrrrrrrrrr

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>>34859946
You could literally have it all AND LEGALLY but are refusing it because you "don't feel like it?"

Alright, start a gang. I have no advice for you. At least none that you'll listen to anyway. Have fun being Tyrone's prison bitch.

>>34860125
>implying my dick sucking game is not on point
>implying tyrone wont appreciate it SO much he will use his contacts to get you raped on the outside, plant false evidence on you, get you imprisoned and make you into MY prison bitch
Wew lad, better think long and hard before you try to insult me next time.

>>34860125
>Low IQ obese balding neckbeard manlet could have it all

Do you know where you are? There's a reason we're like this to begin with

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>>34860157
>tfw am actually above-average IQ, hair haver, tall semi-chad
>tfw could indeed :have it all: if only i got a job
But sadly i dont feel like it. Sucks. Shit could have been great, but it wasnt, isnt and never will.

>>34860180
tbqh I still feel you familia. Even if I had all of those things I don't think it would change much except being able to get gf, and that isn't all it's cracked up to be

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>>34860147
...Are you Astralian?

Your shitposting creativity is superior, I'll give you that. I legitimately don't have an answer to that.

>>34860224
Had one. She started it. Been with her for 4+ years. She provided with manual labor while i NEETed it at home. Shit was awesome.

But all good things must come to an end.