masturbation thread

nah, even one day will fuck you up cause that's what I'm recovering from. Now I just try to spread it out by a weekly basis and if I fail that then I just go cold turkey for 2-3 days

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>>34857909
I suppose I could try a biweekly cycle if once a day proves to be too much
Not masturbating enough is just as bad as masturbating too much for me, so I'm trying to find a good balance between the two

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>tfw tore my frenulum fapping too hard

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>>34857888
Nice trips I'm just about to masturbate and then get a McDonalds

I've never masturbated in my whole life

>>34857988
I understand cause I did nofap for awhile and then I found out I was ready to borderline rape cause I was taht pent up, went back to fapping just once a day and eventually found out that it was making me depressed cause I could focus taht energy into something else. It still sucks cause I'd rather have actual pussy and I know I can get it, but the work and effort are just not worth it when all I need is literally just 5mins of getting a nut.

Stop using porn and you won't be able to fap 3 times a day. You also won't need weird trap and loli type shit either.

I came so hard last night that I couldn't keep my voice down for the first time in my life. No idea what I did right, I just rubbed my clit as usual. Happy Valentines day to me.

>>34858222
why are you even here? go get one of the dicks you commonly ignore

>>34858080
You should try it. Do you have a functioning sex drive?

I occasionally fap once or twice a week, not for the sexual pleasure, but for the relief and chemical release in the body which helps relax,
Or I'm a delusional cunt, i don't know

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>>34857888
What the fuck is wrong with people like you

>masturbate as much as I want (these days once, maybe twice, a day. Sometimes skip days)
>cum buckets every time, honestly I have to stop myself from going that far most of the time

>decide to do nofap
>jerk off in bed
>torso covered, shot eye, hit the pillow behind me

The only issue is I don't get as hard as I used to. Can't remember the last time I was absolutely diamonds, but some things still set me off and I get random boners like crazy, it sucks.

That example I had was only for about a week, mind you. I've gone a month before, the absolute most, and I felt no different. It's all in your head. I'm a very tired person, I usually feel like sleeping. If I feel tired it's because I never get a good night's sleep. If I don't feel like doing something I'll either force myself if it's important or just don't do it. When I go to the gym I feel like working out, so I get in that mindset and feel pretty good for that little while, then it's (hopefully) back to bed

If you think you're benefiting from nofap then you are, if you think you aren't you aren't. Mind over matter *tips*

>>34858250
>implying I won't have all of them at the same time tonight

*pretends to be female*

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>massaged prostate earlier
>was too rough and hurt myself
>strong urge to do it again but know I'll only damage myself further
>tfw having to ignore hyper-degenerate urges

>>34858089
How many days did it take for you to get the feeling that you were about to rape someone?

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>>34858702
Absolutely correct, are you me?

i use jerking off as an appetite supressant. i realized i wasn't eating after i rubbed one out, so now i space them out to coincide with the time of day i would normally be eating.

during the week, i jack off as soon as i get home from home, then usually a short nap, then i'll usually jack off usually 2 more times before i fall asleep for good.

on the weekend is when i'm very busy. i jack off as soon as i wake up and then go back to sleep. when i wake up from that nap, i jack off again. i repeat this for the entire weekend. i usually get 5 tugs a day on the weekend, though only 3 or 4 are satisfying.

i have lost 20 lbs because i just don't eat as much i used to.

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Have any of you guys skinny dipped before? Probably the hardest I've gotten and the best fap I had afterwards.

>try nofap
no difference
>normally fap 3 times a day
no difference

nofap is a forced meme by some /fit/tard