>tfw too lazy to own a doggie I can't even take care

>>34967086
You make me regret deleting all those dog killing videos I used to have saved

>>34967104
Wow, that's pretty heckin badass dude

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>>34967086
I want to have a cat, dogs are lame and so are you!

Dogs are well worth the training. They will always love you almost no matter what as long as you feed them and snuggle

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>>34967086

Get a doggie. The doggie will give you purpose, fulfillment, and a sense of belonging.

If it doesn't do these things, you can take it back like the cold lazy person you are.

>>34967086
just kill yourself already dogfucker

>>34967458

Wan wans are not for lewding anon!

>>34967223
>cat
if I wanted a mean smelly pussy to eat all my food and scratch me, I'd get a gf

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>adopt cat
>give it all the things it needs: food, water, litter tray, bedding etc.
>cat is still clean so I don't clean it
>days go by
>cat is somehow still clean
>eventually discover the cat is cleaning itself
>mfw those shelter idiots sold me a self-cleaning cat for a mere $60.

>>34967579

give it a bath you cruel cunt

>>34967662
>bathing a cat
???

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You're telling me you wouldn't love it SO much you took proper care of it? Do you not really love doggers?!

>>34967852
I love dogs which is why I can't adopt one

I don't want to disappoint it

>>34967159

I've deleted lots of videos. Including gigabytes of anime. One time for a prank I deleted pictures of a kid's dead mom when I was in high school.It turns out they were all that's left after a house fire took the originals. i like to think I taught him a valuable lesson. Always have backups. He even named the folder Mom.

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>>34968078

That's sad. You should do your best and improve yourself so that you can finally have one.

>>34967579

It's cleaning itself because you're too fucking lazy to take care of it. You think cat's know how to draw a bath and squirt soap? The poor thing is having to resort to licking itself clean. I can't imagine the misery your poor kitty is going through. That's some fucking bear grylls level shit.

I have been dogsitting (is that the term?) a lot lately. It's nice because I get company for a few days but I don't have to think long-term about training and such.

>like dogs
>always get weird and nervous around them
my therapist has a big dog in her office and I always tense up when it climbs on me

I feel bad but at the same time I can't be affectionate with it

>>34967086
doggie are degen

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>>34967086
I would sacrifice myself 4 my dog... I am his life and my guilt and fear fuels me
I literally put him in boots and a coat to take him out in the winter because I worry about how comfortable he is. that he can't feed himself and needs help pooping is so endearing to me; I got him when I could barely look after myself and I had post-dog-depression for a week after thinking that I would let him down, but he has given me the motivation to look after him and myself.

>adopt a dog
>have 5-15 years of good times, depending on age
>followed by extreme crippling depression when they die
why would someone willingly do this

>>34969633

This dogger is cute and I want to give him headpats.

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GIVE ME A BOSTON TERRIER DOGGIE REEEEEEEEE

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>>34970918

Give me a pet bear first.

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Wiener dogs.

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>>34971053
That's a tanuki though

>>34970964
What happened to the doggo?

Oregano??

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>>34971181

I KNOW THAT BUT IT DOESN'T CHANGE THAT I WANT A PET BEAR

>>34971266
Bears aren't our friends. Haven't you watched Grizzly Man?

>>34969633
Pls b my gentle domination gf

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>>34971307

Bears are always our friends I don't know what you're talking about.

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>tfw no great big doggo bf to cum inside me
>tfw will never get KNOTTED
I want to at least get a cute little corgi when I move to a place that allows pets. He can sit in my lap while I watch movies and we can go for walks together and cuddle in bed at night. It would be great.

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>>34971594

As a fan of big doggers, you disgust me.

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>>34971854
What's so disgusting about letting your best friend relieve himself with your body? all hypothetically, of course. I have a kitty now and I'm not going to get a dog until he's gone and I've moved somewhere with more space for a dog to run around.

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>>34971916

Because doggos are for petting and loving and hugging not for lewding.

>>34972006
There's nothing wrong with lewding a big doggo as long as you're not forcing it. If I had a big dog and he wanted to breed me I would let him. I wouldn't go hold him down and fuck him, though. Firstly because I'm a bottom, and secondly because I don't want to hurt my future doggo. Just like how I'm super gentle when I hug my kitty because he's old and small and I don't want to hurt him. I hug him and nuzzle him and scratch him but I do it softly because he likes that.

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>>34972080

I don't know whether I want to slap you and call you a pervert or hug you and call you adorable. I mean, the first goes without saying, lewding doggers is unacceptable, but then I got to the second part of your post and everything just went all wacky tobaccy. What the fuck did you just do. Stop it. You aren't allowed to be a disgusting sloot and a turbo qt at the same time.

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>>34972255
IT IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE TO LET A BIG STRONG DOGGO CUM INSIDE YOU IF HE WANTS TO. I DON'T AGREE WITH GETTING ANIMALS NEUTERED UNLESS YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO BECAUSE IT'S TERRIBLE AND I DON'T WANT A BIG DOGGY TO HAVE TO JUST PUT UP WITH HIS SEXUAL URGES WHEN I LIKE BEING FUCKED AND LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE AS HIM AND I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND ANYWAY
little dogs are just for cuddling and going jogging with and feeding pieces of steak to while you watch movies together and giving tummy rubs and hugging while you sleep and crying into their fur when you get upset

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>>34972321

BIG DOGGOS AREN'T FOR LEWDING EITHER OKAY, THEY'RE ALSO FOR EVERYTHING YOU SAID LITTLE DOGGOS ARE FOR EXCEPT BIGGER AND CUDDLIER AND WARMER. DON'T GET A DOGGER JUST BECAUSE YOU LIKE BEING LEWD. WHAT PART OF THAT IS ACCEPTABLE? NEXT YOU'RE GONNA SAY YOU WANT A HORSE OR SOMETHING YOU WEIRDO.

IF YOU WANT LEWDS AND STUFF JUST GET A BOYFRIEND. EVERYTHING YOU LISTED WORKS FOR A BOYFRIEND TOO YKNO. WE LIKE CUDDLING AND JOGGING AND STEAK AND MOVIES AND WHEN YOU CRY INTO OUR CHESTS AND STUFF TOO YKNO.

>>34971594
>tfw love reading stories about people fucking their dogs but no one posts beast threads anymore

I support you anon

>>34972431
BIG DOGGOS ARE FOR EVERYTHING INCLUDING LEWD. IF I GET A DOG IT'S GOING TO BE BECAUSE I'VE WANTED A DOG SINCE I WAS LITTLE AND WAS NEVER ALLOWED TO HAVE ONE. I WANT A DOG TO HAVE A DOG BUT I WANT HIM TO BE BIG SO HE CAN MAKE LOVE TO ME AND DOGS DON'T CHEAT ON YOU AND GET RANDOM GIRLS PREGNANT OR REFUSE TO CALL YOU THEIR BOYFRIEND BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID OF WHAT PEOPLE WILL THINK

>>34972502

NO BIG DOGGOS ARE NOT FOR LEWD YOU DEGENERATE. YOU THINK DOGGERS DON'T FUCK EVERYTHING THEY CAN WHEN THEY'RE HORNY, MORESO THAN A BOYFRIEND WOULD? THEY HUMP EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING THEY CAN. AND WHEN A NEARBY NEIGHBOR SHOWS UP AT YOUR DOOR WITH THEIR FEMALE DOGGO PREGNANT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO THEN HUH?

>>34972606
MY DOGGO WILL ONLY FUCK ME BECAUSE DOGGOS ARE LOYAL AND LOVING AND NOBODY ELSE IS GOING TO BE TAKING THEIR CLOTHES OFF FOR HIM ANYWAY. I'M NOT JUST GOING TO LEAVE HIM ALONE OUTSIDE TO GET RANDOM BITCHES PREGNANT, EITHER. HE'S GOING TO BE MY LOVER AND THEN WHEN HE DIES I'LL KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I'M ALREADY EMOTIONALLY FRAIL AND MIGHT END UP DOING IT ANYWAY WHEN MY CAT DIES IN THE NEXT YEAR OR TWO

>>34972668

THAT'S NOT HOW DOGGOS WORK ANON YOU CAN'T KEEP HIM LOCKED UP INSIDE AND HE ISN'T A REPLACEMENT FOR REAL HUMAN LOVE JUST A CHEAP IMITATION GET A REAL BOYFRIEND NOT ALL OF THEM ARE SHITTY LIKE YOUR LAST ONE APPARENTLY WAS.

YOU'RE PROBABLY EVEN LIKE 18 OR 19 TOO AND HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO FIND SOMEONE GOOD.

>>34972834
I'M NOT GOING TO KEEP HIM INSIDE BUT I'M NOT GOING TO LET HIM JUST WANDER WHEREVER HE WANTS THOSE AREN'T THE ONLY TOO OPTIONS. DOGGO LOVE IS PURE AND THEY HAVE BIG COCKS AND THEY LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT AND I'M 25 OKAY

>>34972877

WELL IF YOU EVER LET HIM OUT OF COURSE HE'S GONNA WANDER AND END UP FUGGING SOME RANDOM BITCH AND GETTING HER PREGNANT DOGS DON'T GIVE A FUCK OK. ESPECIALLY A BIG DOG, IT'S GONNA GET OUT AND ROAM. YOU SAY DOGGO LOVE IS PURE THEN YOU TRY TO CORRUPT IT WITH LEWDERY AND TALK OF THEIR DICKS WHAT IS PURE ABOUT THAT? IT'S A DOGGER ANON GET WITH IT. AND ALSO 25 STILL ISN'T THAT OLD SO JUST GO FIND A BOYFRIEND ALREADY WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

>tfw huge beast fetish
>tfw will never get fucked by big doggo dick

;_;

Isn't there a containment board for this shit