>go to local chinese place >order a drink on a whim, i

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>>34966463
wtf man why do asian people always do this? Every single goddamn time.

>tfw getting a haircut
>tfw asian haircutter lady says I look like a little boy
>tfw am 24 fucking years old
>"girls no like that huh?? hard for you with girls??"
>mfw

>>34966627
>>34966463
Fuck asians

I'm sorry that happened to you guys

>tfw baby face AND balding
WAKE ME UP

Why are asians the most brutally honest race? Has anyone else noticed this?

>OHHHHHHH YOU TWEENY SIX? I ARWAYS TINK U 16 O SOMTING!!

top kek

>>34966463
>not being flattered that the owner thought you were ten years younger than you are
What's wrong with you, OP? Why would you want to look old?

>>34966917
Blue pill doesn't have a place in Asia.

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>>34967047
t. some tall good looking bearded Chad "robot"

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>>34966463
>>34966627
>"haha y-yeah at least i'm not asian though"
>everyone gasps
>was only joking

>>34967047
This. I love the fact that I'm in my 20s and still look like a qt shota

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>>34967143
How? Are you small and babyface? How's your dick?

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>>34966463
I know this feel.
I want to die.
Why are people so rude to us?

>go to burger place to get pickup order
>sit at counter
>Asian man with small children sits next to me
>Asian guy mistakes me for one of his children and gives me a side hug
>wat.jpg

Fucking hell, Asians man
>guy realizes his mistake

>>34967160
Is 5'9 small? Baby faced I suppose. Can't grow facial hair for shit. My dick is fucked up though due to scar tissue ;_;

>>34967188
lmao fuck i'd hate that so much. i've slapped someone on the back of the head before thinking they were my friend and when they turned around were someone completely different

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>>34967206
You can't be a real shota unless u got a shota dick like me.

I win.

>>34967244
Well. It is small. Shouldn't have picked at the skin though.

>>34967290
Length / Girth ?

Erect I got 3" / 2" ish

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>>34966627
>tfw baby face
>tfw patchy shit beard
>tfw I'm borderline skelly but my cheeks are plump like those of a fat little boy
>tfw receding hairline

FUCK THIS WORLD REEEEEEEE

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>go to chink place
>they charge 2.50 for a drink
>no refills

>>34967337
5.5"/2"ish erect. Damn nigga you got a baby dick

>>34966463

That was grounds to challenge the gook to a kung fu fight

>>34966463
fuck that's shitty

They're being nice because you're white Ya stupid fucks chinks think saying your younger than you are is nice

>>34967338
bulk then cut to get rid of your fat cheeks

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>>34967338
Same here, anon. We just got a really bad roll of the dice.

Good thing it'll all be over soon.

I kind of like being baby faced. I'm fucking 28 and people still think I'm like 19 or some shit. It's because I take good care of myself. Who wants to look like an old man? I'm going to be 40 and easily pulling in bitches half my age while peers are too grandpa even for 30 something divorcees.

>>34966627
Lucky bastard. You will look like a 20 something when you are in your 40s

>>34968245
Thats what im saying. I would do everything to be baby faced. Im 20 and fucking look like my brother who is five years older. Enjoy your gift while you can

>>34967537

Asians are always nice to me and I'm black.

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>>34967949
Can't wait for the time to come
Original

>>34966917
>Why are asians the most brutally honest race? Has anyone else noticed this?

Yeah, I'm considered normal weight for an Amerifat (BMI around 24), but when I'm back in Asia my relatives will tell me I'm fat and need to lose weight.

I'm 19 and I look about 15. girls my own age completely ignore me but girls who are younger still ignore me so I'm a ugly babyface. I wish I could grow a beard

>go to get my haircut
>hairdresser asks me if I was enjoying my time off school
>I'm actually 20 and finished high school years ago.

>>34969664

That's at the high end of 'normal' for Americans. 25 and up is overweight. The bmi is also heavily skewed towards fatties. Unless you're a bodybuilder 24 is fat as fuck.

>>34970026
This
I'm the same anon, the best thing I have is a mustash that is meh that is only noticeable because I haven't shaved it in 1 and a half years. I'm a stick but have puffy cheeks, also have a pigeon chest that looks fucking terrible that has gotten worse over time.

>>34970066
This, oh anon are you final year of high school
>I'm 19

>>34966463
>most 26 year olds are getting their first grandchild
>asian girls where laughing while fighting over who was going to bang op first
>he was trying to get you laid but instead you ran out crying

>>34966463
And? Better to look sixteen at twenty six than in your forties.

>>34970339
>most asian 26*
well ruined that one

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>>34966463
>>34966627

>28, deep voice, told I could be a broadcaster or narrator or do audio-books

>5'7 and look 20 tops

>>34967581
Do you have personal experience with this? I'm tempted but I hate eating

Looking 16 when you're 26 is not a good thing, I have the same problem.

People want to look younger than they are, but by "young" they mean a 20-year-old in the prime of their life, not a fucking 16 year old baby that no one can take seriously.

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>>34966463
hee hee robot u look so young like wittle boy with baby pee pee!! hee hee ching chong ching chong

>>34966463
Maybe it was out of some misguided attempt to make you feel good and she wasn't aware it was actually more insulting than it was a complement.

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>>34970194
>>34970066
get used to it faggots, i'm almost 25 and people still do this to me

>fujcking obligatory chads who say "LOL MAN WAIT UNTIL UR 40 IT'LL BE GREAT"
fuck you, seriously fuck you

>>34970489
WE HAVE A WINNER DING DING DING

>>34967581
>just do this normie thing, there problem solved
Doing this would be a waste of time, I have too many other problems. Fixing one of them would mean nothing

>>34970066
>>34970194
>literally high school aged
>acting offended that someone thought you were in high school
What is wrong with you retards? Yes you will look like a fucking teenager to most until you're in your mid 20s if you don't lift weights and have facial hair.

>>34967188
Did he start laughing and grinning and say
>ohhhh I am soooo sowwy
And then he probably waved or bowed to you as he walked away, right?

>>34966463
>want to buy cigs
>"are you over 18?"
>"yes i can show you my id"
>show it
>"oh, you look younger"
>smile
>"that's a compliment"
>"thanks"

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>doing my masters at uni after finishing degree
>do some food shopping while coming back from lecture during the day
>cashier asks me why im not at secondary school

MFW