Have you ever known any exceptionally overdeveloped girls, /r9k/?

>>35024460
I have a cousin who had big boobs until she got pregnant and then expanded until she looked like she was literally carrying those miniature basketballs under her shirt after she delivered. She is easily Rachel Aldana-tier.

I don't see her very often and I am not close to her but I try not to miss seeing her when the chance comes up. The size of her breasts is a taboo subject. Everyone acts like they're not there.

>>35024596

PICS
NAO

do it

>TFW your mom was that absurd titcow

Guys in class would find any excuse to come over

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when will titlets learn?

There was a girl in my year who was a titcow, I believe around a GG on an average/slightly overweight frame.

Actually wasn't that promiscuous but then out of nowhere hooked up with this complete beta, skinny robot looking guy coincidentally and gave him a titjob amongst other stuff which gave him king status for the rest of high school. Anyway basically afterwards her parents found out and she got sent to a Catholic girls only school.

She hasn't updated her social media in ages.

She wasn't even that good looking in hindsight but was the closest thing my school had to a "hot girl" so she got orbited a fair bit.

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Think about it. Ever since this girl's boobs got to be a quarter this size, every group of people she's ever met has had a conversation about how big they were. They weren't measured conversations either. Verbatim, I guarantee they were to the effect of, "holy shit, did you see those things? How does she walk?"

Family members worried that they wouldn't stop growing (they didn't). Teachers didn't know how to respond to them.

>>35024596
>>35024717
Familial relations must be so awkward.

>(family members) have always been bust but did you hear X has to custom order her bras?

>>35024905
Dude, that's a fat chick. Those tits aren't big compared to her gut.

>>35024791
Corset hides the fat belly.

I lost my virginity to a chick that was 5'3 130 who's boobs were so massive she had to special order bras and really needed back and or reduction surgery

sad thing is I've always preferred flat chested

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>>35025278

can we avoid the inevitable "lul shes fat" trolling plz. who cares. talk about giant tits you've known or don't.

>>35025299
deeetails

>>35025378
Dude she's fucking fat too. Titcows do exist, but if you call a fat chick in a push up bra a titcow that's cheating.

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>>35024717
Did they ever flirt with her? Or her with them?

>>35025378
Cowtits don't count if the girl is fat though. Shit is like cheating an eye exam. You only hurt yourself and nobody gives a fuck

>>35025404
>>35025416
non breast-related measures of attractiveness are unrelated to this thread, friend. plz post titcows, titcow stories, or titcow related media

I just had sex with a thicc titcow last weekend. Didn't dare ask her size. I'm meeting her again this weekend so I'll try to ask this time around.

>>35025415
More selfshot lactation please

Incidentally does breast milk taste as good as I expect it does

>>35025415
>inb4 she's not pregnant
>inb4 it's actually the growth hormone that hangs around in cow's milk

>>35024460
>be Slightly Strange on Robot Test

Once dated a titcow with serious trauma issues. Kinda looked like >>35024791 but fatter. She had developed spinal issues in the 6th grade because her boobs got so big. Her back is now permanently fucked. Probably not worth.

>>35025602
>tfw the sex genes so good they're actually a genetic issue
It was probably the hormones, actually. There's a link between girls who are too young to have breasts and milk. That being said she could have prolly been a good waifu if you helped her get over some of the issues she had.

>tfw can go from looking like an average chick to a titcow by wearing a push up bra and sucking in my fat gut

>>35025415
This doesn't even appear to be porn. Just a big boobed girl who is so astounded at her ability to spray milk like a fountain she had to put it on video.

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Been chatting with her for the last week.

Sure have. Gotten action with some, too.

One of them had tits bigger than my head. Massive, full huge round things. Absolutely incredible. Forget motorboating, she made me wear those things like earmuffs. ...And jesus christ, the sight of your dick just DISAPPEARING between massive tits.... God, I pity anyone who never experiences it. That bitch could empty my balls without doing a damn thing.

My current squeeze has huge tits too, easily the size of my head. Very saggy, but still wonderfully fun to have flopping on your face. What I love about her, though, is that she's 6 feet tall and 400lbs. I know what you're thinking - landwhale. But my god, every ounce of this huge woman's fat - and there's a lot of it - is exactly where it needs to be. Her ass is MASSIVE. And it's fucking ROUND. It's not one of those shapeless lardblobs of cottage cheese, it's fucking ROUND. A massive, wobbling pair of thick round buns, each a solid foot across.

She looks like the fucking venus of willendorf.

>>35026022
We're more interested in humans, friend

My first GF in the 9th grade had huge tits. we lost our virginity to each other too. ive never been with a girl whos tits were as nice as hers they were perfect. Big AND perky how does that even happen idk. She was ugly though.

>>35026022
Butterface, but.... Hnnnnng.... That body is SLAMMIN'.

>>35025534
A tad bit sour. Not like regular milk about to go bad type of sour, just not as sweet as preferred

Do girls breastfeed each other as much as I like to believe they do?

>>35026376
You know that group of college dropouts with baby carriages that dump their kids on the grandparents every friday night to slut it up at the bar in an misguided attempt to find a guy who's willing to pay for their mistake?

100%.

100% they've sucked eachother's tits.

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>>35026317
Is your current "squeeze" a woman like Mara/WinkingDaisys?

>>35024791
sadly a titcow without the corset is just a cow

>>35026345
Yes, it's what motivated me to message her. I haven't had an opportunity like this before.

I WANT TO DRINK BREAST MILK

>>35026581
Then buy some.
http://www.onlythebreast.com/

>>35026627
That's like buying used panties, it ruins the whole thing

>>35026634
That site has a low-key prostitution side. You can find lactating women on there that will let you drink from the tap but you can't fuck them.

>>35026453
Only as far as the tits go.

Mara doesn't have an ass worth shit.

>>35026660
Again, anything you're actually reduced to *buying* has this awful, inescapable air about it. It's not fun anymore if you've paid for it.

>>35026510
Seize that opportunity, son. You'll fucking regret it forever if you don't.

>>35026680
Then go on ANR forums and see if you can get a hook-up going. This is one of the few fetishes women are willing to go far to fulfill for themselves.

>>35025960
well what counts as porn is complex