I need to play with my pusspuss. Do you have any good pornographs, robots?
>>35024401
/gif/ and /r/ are like, the masters of pornographs
Just go lurk there, maybe drop by /g/ and ask what's their latest go-to mass downloading browser set-up before you descend into the ocean of pre-culled pornographica
Stop watching porn.Stop muting me for telling people to stop watching porn.
>>35024737
Why? Porn is great.
>tfw male but find porn boring and prefer written erotica
Is this a good pornograph
>>35024770
| said stop.
>>35024800
A bit dry for my taste, but if that's what you're into I can't stop you
>>35024737He will try though
>>35024401
Here you go, hope I helped
>>35024800
Why are there pustules on your dick
>>35024800
STOP BITING YOUR NAILS
>>35024863
NEVER
BEST NERVOUS HABIT
THANKS DAD
>>35024401
*opens trenchcoat* What're ya buyin'? I have all sorts of pornographs: make a request and I'll see to it.
>>35024737
No!
>>35024800
Wtf I'm straight now.
>>35024817
I just can't help myself, anon.. my wet, dripping womanhood is just begging for attention.
>>35024883
WHAT'S THAT WHITE AND RED STUFF AROUND YOUR NAILS??
>>35024897
I would like images of aroused male human penii. I do love pornographs that involve ENORMOUS WHITE UNCUT DICKS WITH JIZZ SQUIRTING EVERYWHERE
>>35024897
>Wtf I'm straight now.
It does seem to have that effect on lesbians.
>>35024944
Seriously man, is that herpes? Why is your dingus all lumpy? Those deep crevaces between the lumps remind me of the grand canyon.
>>35024944
Can you do this? Please post more cock.
>>35024912
Dead skin and dried blood~
>>35024800
when i was a child, i used to regularly hold my tongue outside of my mouth and wipe it dry and then keep it there until it became even drier and it looked a lot like this guy's dick head.
>>35024941
That happens to be one of my (many) fetishes. Here you go.
>>35024944
But I'm a boy(__male)!
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with your dick?
How about a foot?
>>35024964
A special kind of dryness. It smoothens out somewhat if moisture is applied.
>>35025046
jesus I want to rip all those hairs off your foot
>>35025046
What's wrong with your toenails?
>>35024985
Yes, but it's a rather short-necked Nessie.
>>35025102
Can you do the hamburger?
Shinyballs anyone?
>>35025112
Now that's a tall order, PARDON LE PUN
Well I'd say my work here is done.
This would make for a great party trick if I got invited to naked parties.