>be black robot >finally get qt latina gf 5 months ago

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>>35023775
Shudda worn a condom, normie

It's in your DNA to bail.

>Has had sex
>Has a gf
>Expects sympathy from robots

Get out of here, normie.

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You can never go back now. Enjoy the hell you've created for yourself.

>>35023805
I thought pulling out would just keep saving me. I was wrong.
>>35023824
Kek
>>35023876
I'll try. Thanks Anon.

>Had a one night stand, lost v card to latina
>She got pregnant with triplets

Some fucking shit, you can look at them funny and they get pregnant.

>>35023775
>be black robot
>black
wew lad

>>35024052
Triplets? Damn son. My situation isn't that bad but her dad is pressuring me into marrying her, which is understandable, but I'm in no position financially to get married. I told him it'll happen "someday" which means he's gonna nag at me about it until I do.

>>35024140

>Tyrone plots to leave the pregnant woman, the episode

Stormfront was right.

>>35024052
You took a roll of the dice and came up snake eyes

I know you told her that you'd marry her and give her a green card, too.

But you're not going to do anything, you're just looking to bail.

It's in your blood.

>>35024052
Wow, helluva luck stat man

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>B L A C K E D a chick.
>she gets pregnant
HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

>>35024164
Even if I wanted to, it'd be hard to do considering we live in a small town where everyone knows everyone.

>>35023932
>2017
>still believing the pulling out meme
Boy are you sure a retard

>>35024298

spare me your lies, we have a written confession.

>I just want to be an anti social robot again.

you're a snake in the grass.

>>35024277
I knew r9k would get joy from this misfortune of mine. Glad to have come here to share it.

>>35023775
Honestly, /pol/ memes aside, there's really nothing you can do. You fucked her and didn't wear a condom, you now have an 18 year responsibility on the way. Time to face the consequences. I hope you have a good job.

>>35024316
I'd love to go back to being a robot, but I know that it's impossible at this point. A lot has happened since I stopped coming on here. I had been on 4chan since 2008. Shit changes though.

>>35024344
Yeah I can throw money at the little shit no problem. I'd honestly be lying if I said I wasn't looking forward to seeing how a little version of me turns out years down the line. It's just that I'm starting to realize that my comfy life of coming home after school and browsing 4chan in my room are completely gone and there's 0 chance I can have that comfiness again.

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The child would be a B L A C K E D mistake
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OP YOU ARE literally A MEME

>>35024416
I guess you could say that. I'm still with my gf though.

>school

op doesn't even have a job....

you better fucking start practicing your Captain Falcon moves.

also go to /fit/ and ask them for the recipe for "abortion pill smoothie".

>>35023775
You have 2 options lad, you either:
>man up and work full time to support your woman and your baby
Or
>abandon your child like a typical nigger

>>35024441
I do now. I've just been missing the days of school and living with my parents and being an anti social robot now that I'm realizing how much things have changed.

>>35024398
You grew up. Congrats. You can't act like you're 16 years old, forever.

push her down the stairs in an original manner.

>>35024458
Link main here
>>35024465
Already doing option 1. My gf is moving into my apartment pretty soon.

>>35024500
Still feelsbadman. Oh well. At least my job is alright.

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>>35023775
I fucking told you. I warn you faggots so many times. enjoy your baby jail for not paying child support or being trapped with a nagging depreciating asset that decrease her sexual market value each year. you are now stuck with that shit. she is going to get fat from the baby fat and giving birth will destroy her pussy. fucking retard. was that pussy worth your freedom?

>>35024529
Would you really want to be an unemployed 30 year old friendless virgin living in your mom's basement?

Aside from the being black part, most people here would easily trade lives with you. You have a job. You have a girl who loves you enough to not only sleep with but apparently risk pregnancy with. And now you have a kid on the way and get to raise him/her through success and failure.

>>35024549
Eh. I still care about my gf a great deal. She wasn't just some dumb broad who opened her legs for me. Yeah we fucked up, but we're both in a position where we can take care of a kid without much help from family. Being in our mid 20s though it does feel kind of shitty.

>>35023775
Get a job and don't be a deadbeat at least

>>35024052
Catholics

>>35023775
You are experiencing what many of your brothers of color have experienced. Running is the normie choice in this instance.

>>35024594
he can still do that without a girlfriend in the picture but instead having all of his money go to the baby and the girlfriend he can keep it to himself.

>>35024609
fuck that now you have to be a workhorse for your girlfriend. enjoy slaving yourself on two jobs and your restless nights from crying babies.

>>35024140
Lucky you, both our families forced me to marry her.

>>35024203
>>35024248
It's bullshit is what it is.

Abort mission
Abort mission with a bat

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The BBC conquers another fertile womb, how can white men even compete?