you guys need help. 4chan is poison. hi. im a roastie whore

>>35141293
>celibate
>sell-a-bit here, sell-a-bit there

>>35141293
alright what's your fucking point

I want to cum in Lily-Rose's mouth.

You did it because you wanted to make this comment on r9k.

>>35141356
be yourself
you dont need to be chad to find a girl interested in you
80/20 is false

>>35141293
>4chan claims women are whores
>whore comes on 4chan and talks about being a whore, not just any whore, a whore with low as fuck standards
>somehow 4chan is poison and is creating a false concept of women

thx for clearing up the misconceptions

>>35141396
Fucking idiot

Oregani

>>35141399
my standards aren't low
they would be if i dated a robot
and im not a whore really, i didnt have sex

>>35141438
>my standards aren't low
Unless you reside in a country in Africa where obesity is a sign of wealth then yeah, they are low. Obese men in any western society are deemed as bottom of the barrel unless they are rich or famous.

>they would be if i dated a robot
>makes a thread claiming guys on /r9k/ just need to leave 4chan and experience the real world because girl will actually have itnerest in them!
>next post claims that they are in fact completely undesirable and don't fit the standards of some whore who lets obese fucks grope her
10/10

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>>35141293
Which one would you choose, robots?

>>35141396
But I'm a reclusive autist.

sex appeal
wish pill
money pill

>>35141438
>im not a whore really
>gets fingered and sucks dick of a morbidly obese guy
>pretending not to have an extreme degradation fetish
Either this is bait or you're a moron

>>35141554
I would take 4.

>>35141554
future pill guarantees me endless money in that I can bet on stocks, sports, etc ahead of time.
so ill take future, sex appeal, and drugs cause fuck it. endless ecstasy, money and sex sounds great

>>35141554
Wish Pill
Pain Pill
Money Pill.

>>35141523
I'm pretty, but I am socially retarded and if I was a guy, I would be a robot and permavirgin. Secondly, this guy is very popular despite his weight. Stop justifying your lack of a personality.

>>35141659
How am I justifying my lack of personality? Please provide a quote.

I'm simply pointing out how stupid you are, and how what you are saying is completely inconsistent and hypocritical.

>>35141399

Heh, it never fails. I've noticed that libtards also use the hasty generalization fallacy a lot.
But then they generalize like mad when it comes to everyone and everything they don't like.

>>35141688
Being on here does not make you special. You poison yourself and make it harder to assimilate. Most people are dating, having sex, getting married and guess what? Most Americans are 4-5s and either overweight or obese. Looks aren't everything but you're not helping yourself by being on here

>if you try harder a cheap slut might suck your dick

No thank you

>>35141554
Desease pill
Money pill
Painproof pill

Time to have some wild adventures

>>35141554
>disease Immune pill
>sex appeal pill
>wish pill
>>35141634
>future pill guarantees me endless money in that I can bet on stocks, sports, etc ahead of time.
But don't you scare that you will be tempted to see too much of your future that you will have no surprised and everything will be dull because I already know it?

>>35141802
If you define a cheap slut as a one that is willing to suck your dick, then you'll only get cheap sluts.

>>35141987
>But don't you scare that you will be tempted to see too much of your future that you will have no surprised and everything will be dull because I already know it?

That's my secret, cap. Everything's already dull.

>>35141554
>Fly pill
>Painproof pill
>Disease immune pill

>>35142007
Except it can also be true. Nobody has ever been interested in me other than cheap sluts

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>>35141554

>sex appeal pill
>anyone who you "do"

What the fuck is this? Not even reddit is this bad, fuck this is 13 year old tier.

>>35141293
yeah, mobilefags definitely aren't underaged shitposters

nice job, gookmoot

>>35141293

Jesus fucking christ this is so fake and gay

>>35141554
wish pill is too op. why would you even want the money pill when you could just use the wish pill for a million dollars a week?

>there's only one type of woman
yeah fuck off. redpill is the answer

>>35141554
>Death pill
Become deth nowt
Nagareru hoshi no ksdlfaks
>Painproof
>Disease immunity

>>35141554
Retard. Take Wish pill and wish to become more powerful than God. If God does not end up existing and the wish is voided or nulled then wish to become a god. Pills will then be useless.

>>35141293
>im a roastie whore i guess but a few hours ago i made out, was fingered/groped and sucked the dick of a guy who is morbidly obese and has a great personality
yeah but how tall was he

i bet he was tall

Will girls really fuck fat shapeless dudes?

>>35146256
Only the degenerates or whores. Or the degenerate whores.

>>35146256
just to clarify, fat guys do have shape, it's just the shape of a garbage bag filled with pudding.

>>35141554

Future pill
Fly pill
Wish pill

>>35146318
Well as long as somebody is willing.

>>35141554
>money
>fly
>sex appeal

>>35141731
>That one dude who needs to cram politics in every goddamn conversation

Seek help man

>>35146220
6'1"
>>35146318
no im a regular girl just socially retarded
most americans are fat and in relationships

>>35141293
>has a cute face.
Why am I not surprised.

>>35141554
fly or sex appeal
the money pill sounds good but I doubt there isnt a loophole that would barr me from gambling or buying sports cars

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>>35141554
Yes gimme the death pill. Like in my vijeo gamos

>>35147247
>not chad in the slightest
>6' 1"
fuck off and die

>>35147247
Did he have stretch marks?

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>>35141293
I don't give a fuck. What makes you think I need your roastie cunt? Am I supposed to just stop doing things I will enjoy and go out so I can hope that I get the chance to grovel at some girl's feet for being generous enough to let me give her an orgasm? You need to leave this place.

>>35147383
6'1" is average
>>35147408
yes

> no tits or gtfo
> no demand for timestamp at the very least
> "if i just go hit the club and be a worthless whore partaking in hookup culture it can't possibly be that hard for you, people who have never in their lives ever so much as been given a compliment by a woman, just try harder"

fuck this malay site

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>>35147706
>6'1" is average
STOP IT

STOP IT NOW

>>35141293
Brothers, do you not see?

These whores are pathetic.
When accused of being whores, yet they admit to being whores two posts later!

Top fucking kek, my sides are orbiting like the betas orbit the skanks in this thread.


WOMEN.
CANNOT.
SUFFER.
AS.
MUCH.
AS.
WE.
DO.
ON.
A.
DAILY.
BASIS.


You normies come on here, make fun of us, and then expect not to get any hate!

Absolutely pathetic.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35146776
>>35146776
>>35146776
JOIN THE REBELLION, BROTHERS.

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>>35147432
Brother, good!


We need to realize that women are not here to help us.

They are here only to hurt us, and further damage us as they bask in the (you)s that they get.


In a few years, whores'll be replaced with other methods of gratification, be it biological or not.


Women as a gender are dying out.
Your only demand will be for breeding, and that's it.

FOR THE REBELLION.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35141554
>Pick wish pill
>Wish for more wishes
>Wish for more genies
>Wish for more pills since you're only disallowed from wishing for "pill effects" and not the pills themselves
>Wish for exemption to any limitations regarding wishes and pill effects
You could get anything you wanted out of wish pill in an hour. Why would I ever pick any of these other garbage pills?

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>>35141396
i am yourself now suck me bitch

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>>35141554
Painproof Pill:makes me immortal
Money Pill:A secured life for eternity
Sex Appeal Pill:Can seduce anyone
>i am now Dio Brando.

>>35141293
>i would have fucked him if i wasnt celibate.
Haha, good bait

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>>35148920
>Yoshikage kira