ITT: Bone-chilling sentences

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>>35123909
>"who?"
>"hahaha oh hi anon, you were so quiet i didn't realize you were here"

>who are your friends?


originall

>>35123909
>Fuck's sake...Sure, no problem.
>No
>What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
>If you don't understand, that means you're retarded not the other way around.
>I have shit to do.
>Leeds United
>Only after I fuck them
>Why bother if I don't have anything valuable to add?

>"hey can I use your computer for a minute?"
>"so what are you doing this weekend?"
>"do you watch anime?"
>"excuse me, can you give me directions to..."
>*girls laughing* "should we tell him?"

"Sorry didnt catch that could you please speak up"

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>>35124236
>"hey can I use your computer for a minute?"
>"excuse me, can you give me directions to..."
How does one recover from these

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>>35123909
>"why are you so quiet?"
>"are you a virgin?"

>you're a great friend

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>"Could you sign this petition?"
>"Have a good day, anon."
>"Can you take some notes for me and email them to me?"
>"This class sucks, doesn't it?"

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>>35123909
>you're a virgin right? oh my god, he's really a virgin.

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>How many times have you had sex?
>Bring some of you're friends!

>"are you okay? you look really sad"

>>35123909
Answer key:
>No
>No
>None
>No
>No reason
>None
>No
>No

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>>35123909
> "Why do you look so mad all the time?"
> "Make sure you bring a girl!"

>>35124144
>Leeds United.

Mega kek

>>35125765
You're asking for a slap m8I don't follow football but it was our team growing up

>>35125841
I'm the same, my dad's side of the family are from Yorkshire and they're all massive Leeds fans. I don't follow them myself.

>>35124037
>i didn't realize you were here
oh shit

>>35123909
>"do you have a girlfriend"
>"your 28 and still live with you parents. i moved out when i was in college"

"What do you do at home by yourself?"

>>35123909
I go to uni, live in a rented flat
I was visitng my parent's house when my father once asked me, if I've been to movie theatre lately and continued with many other activities, ending up asking me:
>so what do you even do there in <city name>?

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"Hey *my name*!"

>>35123909
>Hey you forgot your change!
>You're really quiet.

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>"anon, I'm really glad you're still talking to me, even though I've left you in the friend zone"

It's even worse when they acknowledge it

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>you're not funny
>leave me alone
>stop talking

Fuck I'll be honest
>>35123909
>"Is this seat taken?"
"No sure go ahead" quickly and franticly
>"Would you like to donate to our charity?"
"Sorry I only have a $20"
>"What's your problem?"
"Uh...huh huh what"
>"Are you autistic or something?"
"Uh...huh huh what"
>"Why do you walk so fast all the time?"
"My dad used to call me a faggot if I walked slow, now he calls me retarded for walking so fast"
>"What football team do you support?"
I know this isn't meant for American Football but "Cowboys, I know it's weird in New York but that's who my dad likes"
>"Do you ever open up to people?"
"N-n-not really huhuhuh"
>"Aren't you going to say anything?"
"Uhh...yes??

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>"So tell me, what do you do for a living?"

>>35126416
There's an obvious solution to this one neetie

>"What's your name again?"
>"Why is his face so red?"
In highschool someone asked:
>"Are you new here?"
I've been going to that school for 2 years and knew their name

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>"Why do you always look so sad? You're not depressed or anything, are you?"

>what did you do last night anon?
>what did you do over the weekend anon?
>when did you lose your virginity?

and the worst:

>*sex related question that only a non-virgin can answer*

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>*loud giggling of a group of girls*

>>35127484
Who the fuck asks these kind of questions?

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>>35123909
>Why are you always so quiet,don't you ever talk?

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>Anon, you seem really down lately. Are you angry at life?

Just stop

>Anon, what do you do in your free time?

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>Ok, everyone get a partner
>can I use your phone to call my (Name)?
>what have you done since highschool?
>what are your plans in the future
>why do you spend so much time in your room?

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>>35123909
>"How tall are you?"

want to die every time

orreeeganoooo

>>35123909
>What kind of music do you listen to, anon?

oregano

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>>35128328
>psssst
>ignore them and keep walking by

I shoulda went, ruined my chance to get approached by a group who were just giggling around, one of them probably wanted my penis so their friend called me over but I just kept looking straight like I was deaf

hehe neck myself right now

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>>35123909
>No
>*pretends not to notice*
>The only problem is you speaking to me, clear off.
>Most certainly not.
>Because its more efficient.
>None.
>No, I'm not a pussy.
>"..."

>>35125989

what the fuck, why you didn't ignore her after such line? or after getting friendzoned?

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>your brother/sister's bringing guests over

>>35123909


>"me and my boyfriend..."

Literally makes my heart drop every time a cute girl I just got to know says that.

>>35126071
>tfw so much of a pussy that I started crying when someone said that to me
>tfw start uncontrollably blushing and getting literal chills when I think of those phrases
Also got told "You're not allowed to sit here." At lunch in high school. It really fucked me up. He probably meant the seat was reserved or something but still.

>>35127136
>why is his face so red
Holy fuck please don't remind me. Whenever I talk to new people that happens.

> "Where do you go to school, anon?"
> "Why don't you have a car, anon?"
> "Why don't you have [insert social media here], anon?"

>>35123909
>"Is this seat taken?"
Yes, a friend of mine is sitting here / No, go ahead
>"Would you like to donate to our charity?"
"Sorry" and walk away
>"What's your problem?"
Depends on situation. May go for a "Sorry, I've been a bit stressed today" or something like that if it was just me being a sperg
>"Are you autistic or something?"
Nobody actually asks you that irl and if they do you've already fucked up so badly no excuse will get you out of that
>"Why do you walk so fast all the time?"
Habit from Uni, used to always leave way too late for my lectures (I don't actually walk too fast though, so wouldn't have to answer that)
>"What football team do you support?"
Don't really follow footbal, would pick "big team in my country" if I had to
>"Do you ever open up to people?"
Yeah, I just take my time. I do have some people I've known for a while I open up to more
>"Aren't you going to say anything?"
Any variation of "didn't have anything to say" "sorry I'm a bit tired" "yeah sure" or any other bs depending on the situation

All of these are easy to get out of OP, at least they're confrontational and not dismissive or condescending

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>are you all still in highschool?

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>>35129954
EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME. What are the chances it's not true and they just say it to push me aside?

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>>35130196
>lying to people about still being in college

>What the fuck are you doing?
Not in a playful sarcastic way

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>>35130277
>when an old man shouts at you

>>35130241

If she's out and about she probably does have a boyfriend at least 80% of the time. The ones who don't have boyfriends probably stayed home to cry about not having a boyfriend somewhere and got sympathy(and probably a boyfriend.)

"Oh...its you."


blox

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>are you even listening
>dude im talking to you
>why the hell are you reading
>some bitch screeching "HEEEYYYAAA~" into my ear

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>>35127484
>"Hahaha, n-no not at all"

>I popped a blister today.
>I drained the liquid into a shot glass and drank it while I ate the skin.

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>Friend's girlfriend said "I honestly feel bad for people that don't get laid on a regular basis.
>My friend get pussy regularly by a hot loyal girlfriend, while I jack off to hentai.
I seriously hate normies and their attitudes. Adam Lanza was right.

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Also this
>Open up to mom about anxiety, views on marriage and women, and why I know I'm not even try anymore
>She asks if I need to see a therapist and take medication
My own mother wants me pilled, but its too late I'm already redpilled

>look at how he does X weird

Not really bone-chilling but it really gets me

>>35131047
Asuka's such a piece of shit, and only the loserest cuck in the world would waifu her. See Shinji for more information.

>>35129237
>Ok, everyone get a partner
This x1000000

>>35130141
Somebody actually did ask me if I was autistic during my first week at my job. They were generally curious because they noticed my behaviors and mannerisms fit the autism stereotype. I just told them "Yes", it's nothing to make a fuss about.

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>>35131173
Go back to /a/ you weeb faggot. Its just a meme.

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>>35131222
This whole site belongs to /a/ you piece of shit

> how did something like you come out of me
> why can't you be like your sister
>little girls aren't your thing? Just asking
>did any jobs call yo

>>35123909
>"why don't you ever smile?"
>"why do you always have the same look on your face?"
>"why don't you ever look happy?"
>"why don't you ever talk to anyone?"
>"why don't you get a girlfriend?"

>>35131251
your mom is alpha as fuck

>"Are you ok? You look like you're about to cry."
>>35127136
>"Why is his face so red?"
That's too accurate

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this one girl would always tell me to smile in school that's when I noticed I was autistic quiet beta

>"I can't hear you, could you speak up?"
>"Alright class today we are going to read each others work"
>"Why are you always so depressed?"
>"Why don't you go outside more?"
>"Alright class, let's go around the room and introduce ourselves"

Thanks for the painful memories OP

>>35124037
>people forgetting you're there instead of being unnerved by your very presence

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>>35124236
>>"excuse me, can you give me directions to..."
>15 years living here still dont know my neighbourhood or street names
>sperg out and most likely give them the wrong directions
>walk away fast
im so so sorry

>>35132738
>tfw don't know my neighbours or any local geography

>>35129954
this, but it was after 2 months and what i thought was a date.

it fucking broke me

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>>35124236
>>*girls laughing* "should we tell him?"
No recovering from this.

>Spit it out or hit the road.
>I don't have a lot of patience for questions.
>Oh please, ask me LOTS of questions.
>Oh look, a tourist.
>Outlander.
>We're watching you... scum.

>>35126071
Man your not funny is such a hurtful thing to say. When your 13 and the hot chick in your class says that to your face. It fucks with for weeks

>Hey, you!
justkeepwalkingjustkeepwalkingjustkeepwalkingjustkeepwalkingjustkeepwalkingjustkeepwalkingjustkeepwalkingjustkeepwalkingjustkeepwalkingjustkeepwalking

>>35124144
>Leeds
What an absolute wanker!
Manu or nothing

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>>35129237
>Groups of two or three, no singles.

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>It's your turn to go.
>Could you hurry it up a bit?
>Why didn't you turn in that assignment, what's going on?
>You doing talk much, do you?
>Help us out here anon.
>Do you need help getting friends?
>You'll find a girlfriend some day.
>You should find a girl that's quiet like you.

>>35130241
Very low. Not sure if that's better or worse.

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>"Has you or a loved one been diagnosed with mesothelioma?"

>>35133117
>You don't talk much, do you?*
Fuck me in the ass.

>>35126416
I'm a contract killer; I killed this cunt (>>35126633) who trolled me on r9k about not being a wage cuck and it all kind of made sense from there.

it's threads like these that further cement my feelings that I truly am among my people

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>"What's wrong Anon? You look angry."

That's just my face you PUTRID VAGINAL BELCH

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>>35132738
If they didn't stare at me so accusingly I could just tell them I didn't know.
They made me do this...

>>35133188
It's threads like these that make me feel better about my own life senpai

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>WE ARE THE ADDICTION NETWORK

>>35132738
>15 years living here still dont know my neighbourhood or street names
i know that fucking feel holy shit, I'm 28 and still barely know street names. I know how to get places if I have to go there, but giving directions? Fuck that, thank god for GPS

>"so anon you have a girlfriend right?"
>"anon when am I going to get my grandchildren?"
REEEEE FUCK OFF

>>35123909
>anon who did this? Anon was this you?

>>35133117
>>You'll find a girlfriend some day.
It's the naivety that offends me.

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>>35123909
My fucking chad American cousin visited last summer and I had to survive these sort of questions every god damn christ-fucking day.
>So where are some good places to hang out around here?
>Know any places to pick up girls?
>Where do you normally hang out with your friends?
>What do people do for fun around here?
>I bet you're a real party animal anon haha
>What's your favourite nightclub around here?
I could just about manage it one on one, but he started asking me where I hung out with my friends when we were having dinner and my dad gave me this sad look and I just wanted to put a fucking bullet in my skull

>>35132738
Same here, mane

All my life living here, 28, and barely know the name of 3 or 4 streets in this area

Also the always have to ask for the most obscure places for some reason

My answers if I wasn't a pussy
>are you okay?
No and go fuck yourself for drawing attention to it.
>there's someone out there for everyone
That's not true and you know it you asshole
>get in small groups
Fuck.
>what are you doing this weekend?
Playing CK2 and giving myself a concussion.
>are you autistic or something?
Yes.

>>35135596
>Playing CK2 and giving myself a concussion
I assume they're related?

>>35135672
Nah CK2 gives you terminal autism because it's a shitty grand strategy game.

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>>35129954
>tfw she specifically tells you that her and her bf just broke up

what did she mean by this?

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>>35132738
>know every street in and around my neighborhood
>act like i dont know and purposefully give people the wrong directions
Who else /mischief/ here?

Crurently in major tailspin. Glorious FALCONS lost in most embarrassing way. GT beats up BC tho, let's go Texas tech

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>didn't understand what you just said anon,can you speak up?
>hey,can you give me some directions?
>can I sit here?
>where you going? (in a cab)
>anon,please read to us what you wrote

>>35131546
>"why don't you ever smile?"
"Because i am not happy" "People who smile allt eh time are faggots(or "generic insult")"
>"why do you always have the same look on your face?"
"Its just the face i was born with"
>"why don't you ever look happy?"
"Because i am not happy?"
>"why don't you ever talk to anyone?"
"New in town, don't know that many people" "I am not a very social person"
>"why don't you get a girlfriend?"
"No time/money for that" "I went through a pretty bad breakup and i am still not over it" "Can't forget my ex"

Those aren't that hard m8.

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>>35133117
>>It's your turn to go
O-okay
>>Could you hurry it up a bit?
S-sorry
>>Why didn't you turn in that assignment, what's going on?
I-I dont know..Im sorry
>>You doing talk much, do you?
Y-yeah..
>>Help us out here anon.
B-but I'm not strong enough
>>Do you need help getting friends?
N-no,t-thanks tho..
>>You'll find a girlfriend some day.
T-thanks mom..
>>You should find a girl that's quiet like you.
H-hehe

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>>35123909
>Excuse me!
>What's that smell?
>*Sarcastic* Riiight...
>Are you in Uni?

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>What's your major?
>How are your classes going?
>How'd you do on that last test/assignment?

>what do you do for fun?
>what kind of music do you listen to?
>why are you so quiet?
>why do you look sad?

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>>35124236
>been stopped for directions probably two dozen times in my city
>have either given wrong directions or been unable to give directions every single one of those times, even to places a few blocks away from my house
>I've lived here my whole life and still don't know my way around
>tfw LITERALLY retarded

"What's this" << points to your computer

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>>35124236
>*girls laughing* "should we tell him?"
TRIGGERED

>"Stacy wants us to tell you that she thinks you're really cute! hehe"
>r-really?
>"Of course not! HAHAHAHAHAAH"

"btw I have to ask you something" or something along those lines

>>35123909
>no
>no thank you
>don't have one
>nope
>want to get things done quickly
>fulham
>no, why would I?
>not if i don't have something to add, no

>>35124144
t. tryhard normalshit with absolutely nothing interesting about himself

>b-but muh "better than you are" kneejerk reaction befitting of someone as retarded as you

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>>35123909
>You didn't do your homework what did you expect?

>Don't you have any friends?
>Can I be your friend?
This happened twice and I couldn't even figure out what answer to give

>>35135565

Probably because they already know where the non-obscure places are...

>>35130358
when did an old man yell at you

>>35132738
I give directions to people but they ignore it and say they'll look it up I don't even think I sound so stupid that they can't understand me

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>*laughing while you speak*
>"Are you okay?"
>"Are you high?"
>"Could you help me with this?"
>"Do you understand this?"
>"Who's anon?"
>"Anon? That's your name right?"

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>>35127484
>>35128356
My younger cousin used to always ask my Aunt "Why is anon so sad?" and she would say "oh, he's not sad. I think that's just how he looks."
>tfw she was wrong

>>35137747
>"Are you high?"
You dick fucks say that shit to me here.
I canr even tell if its a try at a joke either

>>35137654
shut the fuck up you stupid fucking redditor I know you probably have over 500 upcocks on that stupid fucking website we don't need you telling us what's right and wrong in your narrow circle jerk opinion I honestly hope you are slightly depressed and you end up making the jump to full on suicide fuck off and die you faggot piece of shit pathetic little bitch

>>35123909
>Females Laughing behind you/in general

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>>35131190
>Ok, everyone get a partner

>sitting next to a cute girl
>turn my back slowly
>completely turned now
>stare at the floor and don't say a word
>sit through the spinal pain from slouched posture for 45 minutes until class is over
>walk out in a hurry
>fail the class
>drop out of school
This was last year.

>"You could be a model if you were a little taller!"
Every fucking time. I am still a virgin because the first thing women notice about me is my height and my manlet rage ruins everything. 5'9.5 fuck genetics.

>>35137885
>tfw 6'2 and look like an ugly faggot
Chin up, kid.

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>What? You've never heard of *famous actor/movie/director/musician*?

>Hey anon, what do you think about X!

If it's something I know a lot about, i'll ramble autistically for an extended period of time, and if it's something I know nothing about I'll just completely spill my spaghetti and stutter like a fucking retard and say some dumb shit like "hurr durr well I mean you know".

This is a serious problem for me since for some reason because of my looks people assume I'm a modern Einstein when really i'm not that smart

>>35129954
Wew lad this hits home.

"Uhm, are you crying?"

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>>35123909
>Why do you always look sad?
>MFW some random cleaning lady asks if I'm depressed
>MFW literally no-one else has ever asked or acted like they cared

>>35129237
>Ok, everyone get a partner
how to fix this solution
>Ok, everyone get a partner
>ask to use the bathroom
>they say no? leave anyway
>dont go back to class until the project is over
>that is the basis on why you flunked highschool and are a neet failure

i want to fucking die i wish i wasnt a spergtastic faggot loser idiot idiot i hate myself

>can i ask you something?

>>35139848

its always the people you expect least to care

>>35130259
>drop out
>everyone but my close family thinks I finish my degree in june.

what do i tell them at the next christmas gathering?

>>35129614
nah, they just wanted to bully you, good on you for not responding to their games

>>35123909
>Haha yeah im a communist

>table for how many?

>>35133141
>You don't talk much, do you?
"not to people like you"

>lol anon I swear you wear the same clothes everyday

>>35130358
iktf. I don't why my manager thought it was a good idea to put me om register duty

>>35123909
Just say "no", too all the yes/no questions and brush the others off, it's not hard.

>>35124037
speak up, then.

>>35124117
who says that, that's really weird

>>35124388
"no"
"go [whichever way that thing is]" or "I don't know where that is"

>>35141194
don't wear the same clothes every day, then

>>35131222
eat shit normalfag

>>35125678
>"you should smile more often, anon."

Fuck that, Fuck everything about that

>>35128356
Everyone in my unit.

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>What did you do over the weekend?
>What are your hobbies?
>You should be more social
>Can I see your notes? I wasn't paying attention
>Whoa anon when did you get here? I didn't even notice you!
>Anon what do you think about that thing trump said?

>>35141292
everytime someone says for me to smile more I want to punch them so badly. Yeah, let me just pretend to feel happy to make you normies feel better. Cunts.

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>hey, could you take a picture of us? :)

Fucking tourists leave me alone.

>>35137664
Dad and some teachers. It's terrible when they're usually nice but then they snap at you.

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>>35142343
>misunderstood once and thought they wanted me to be in the picture

"Why don't you have a girlfriend yet, anon? Are you gay?"

Thanks, dad.

>Your card didn't go through
>What do you do for a living?
>Where do you live?
>Can I use your phone?

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>what are your plans for the weekend?
>what did you do at the weekend?

WHAT THE FUCK DO I SAY????? the truth is NOT an option

>>35143313
>not much

That's all you need to say.

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>>35137747
>*laughing while you speak*
s-stop

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>"What kind of music/tv shows/movies do you like?"

>>35125566
>"Signt the motherfucking petition!"

>have you made any friends here yet?

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>>35144334
>"Look, just sign the damn petition, I've got stuff to do."

>>35123909
>>"Is this seat taken?"
No, you're fine; go ahead.
>>"Would you like to donate to our charity?"
No.
>>"What's your problem?"
Fuck off.
>>"Are you autistic or something?"
Fuck off.
>>"Why do you walk so fast all the time?"
Because I'm not a fag. Now fuck off. I actually am, though
>>"What football team do you support?"
I hate sports.
>>"Do you ever open up to people?"
Not to people who ask that kind of question
>>"Aren't you going to say anything?"
Fuck off

Mostly fuck off to anyone who deserves it.

>Captcha: Racy tart

>Did you watch the game last night?

Fucking fuck off I don't even know what team or sport you're talking about. The few times I've asked what someone meant it's like some college football team from another state or something.

>>35130980
Tell her if she actually cared she'd send a sloot your way. Shit like that when normalfags say it is always a meaningless platitude meant to make them look good to others and hopefully increase their social standing. It's virtue signaling, nothing more. Well, I guess it's also a way for her to announce to Chad that she's easy without being a slut directly.

>>35133117
Fuck, I WISH someone offered to help me get friends or let me basically leech off of them and insert myself into their friend group. If you've been asked that and didn't take absolutely full advantage of it, I hate you.

>>35143313
"Same old, same old" and shrug or act disinterested.

>>35130109
Answer key:
>[insert name of college here], bitch
>is that some of your business?
>because it's an information trap for the deep state and their mass surveillance program, sheep.

>>35141200
I managed to narrowly avoid being put on registers 3 times during my time as a porter. Fucking bitch was so eager to make me a register slave, but when I asked to be put on carriages and the like, nothing came of it.

>>35142343
I did that at 13. It was pretty cool.

>>35143313
Tell them you got shot.

>>35133117
>You should find a girl that's quiet like you.
Tried it. Nothing came of it.
>tfw all 3DPD are extraverts
>the only charming, shy girls exist in fictional works
>damn near fell in love w/ Fluttershy, Yoshino, and Sengoku
Don't fall for it.

>>35145294
Acting and answering people's questions like you don't give a fuck about them or whatever they're saying is a good way out of almost anything.

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>>35145043
>Did you watch the game last night?
>mfw they're not talking about e-sports

i'm sorry i only watch the future of sporting

not this ball game for children SHIT

>>35145391
>the future of sporting

Esports is the best way to waste your life on useless bullshit.

>>35145499
>Implying the same isn't true of literally any other hobby

>>35145499
You literally have no idea what you're talking about.

It's going to be to traditional sports what MMA was to boxing; overwhelmingly more popular and superior in every way.

Only a matter of time famn.

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>>35129506
>>35136362
>>35129506
HONESTLY FUCK THIS QUESTION. WHAT HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY?!?! I've justs tarted saying that it depends on the song really, but I think people think I'm being an asshole at that point. Should I just say blank statements like "me like rock music" or something?

>>35145903
"Whatever's on the radio."

>>35145921
Good idea, I'll try this from now on.
Thanks.

>>35145903
just make up something funny idk

>1920s silent film soundtracks and traditional tibetan throat singing only

nope nope nope

This thread triggers my PTSD

>ramdom girl talks to me about something
>heart starts racing like it's going to explode any minute

>okay everyone get a partner
Other people were forced to be my partners

>>35132738
Reminds me of one time where I sent a family like 3 blocks away, and I later saw that the street they were looking was the one we had been standing in.

>HOW YOU CANT GET ANYTHING DONE
>YOU DONT CARE OR HAVE PASSION ABOUT ANYTHING
>HOW CAN YOU BE SO STUPID
>WHAT WILL YOU EVEN DO IN FUTURE
>I MEAN YOU SHOULD GET A HOBBY BUT NO, YOU HATE SPORTS BECOUSE YOU NEED TO MOVE AROUND AND GET SWETTY
>SOME PEOPLE IN YOUR AGE ALSO HAVE JOBS AND GO TO SCHOOL
>ALL YOU DO IS PLAY THAT GAME WHEN COME FROM SCHOOL
>YOU JUST SIT ON COMPUTER ALL DAY, WHAT ELSE YOU DO HUH
>DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS HUH???
>YOU SHOULD GET A GF
>YELLING LOUDLY
try not to cry

>>35147366
I hate it when people have expectations of me