Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're

The idea of a girl making fun of my virginity shortly before having sex with me is incredibly erotic.

I blame doujins for doing this to me.

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Kogasa pls

Been trying to get any female Youtube voice actor to do this, but haven't gotten a positive response yet.

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>>35206284
>implying any girl would have sex with a virgin

>>35206264
at least come up with an original pasta

This post gave me autism.

>>35206846
If it is unoriginal, then how did he post it?

>>35206794
Actually the v card is far stronger then you know. When I still had it the girl I got head from the first time got this super hungry glint in her eyes after hearing about it. I was like a unicorn to her and she couldn't help herself

>>35206884
ANON READS COPYPASTA, GETS AUTISM!

MANY SUCH CASES

>>35206264
this is my favorite copypasta. it gives me boners

>>35206918
>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
>HERE! BOING!
>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right nnow! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...!
>I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
>S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

I would sex her.

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>>35206264
that's hot, are you proud?

>>35206264
Is Kogasa the most /r9k/ 2hu?

The only pair of live breasts i've seen are the breasts of the model in my drawing class.

>>35206264
This pasta always gets me hard if I read it all the way through.

It just seems like a perfect situation to be in.

I feel a little bit more autistic every time I see this shit.

>>35206264
>>35206284
>>35206966
You nerds really need to get laid if you think this is how any woman will treat you

>>35206918
he fucking changed 1 word or deleted a letter in one of the stutters

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Kogasa is cute

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I'm not even a virgin and this scenario is pretty hot desu just because of the stuttering and her pretending she doesn't want me to plow her.

>>35208368
Actually, this is how a lot of real people do foreplay, girl acts all flirty and coy pretending she's reluctantly giving in to a pervert, I did similar stuff with my ex gf like
>grab her throat and make her tell me she wants me before I slide in

It's so hot making girls submit when they play hard to get desu.