>tried doing commissions by drawing >$5 a month >tried

I hope this is true...unfortunately.

Fucking lol'd.

>>35205742
take out a loan buy a craigslist truck with camper or pedo van get gym membership live off rice and beans and do the retail thing

>made $20 being a whore

you must be pretty terrible

>>35205742
lmao you put retail jobs last like they are worse than selling your body for sex

>>35205861
yeha you wanna hear something even sadder


I became a live in slave for like 2 days

it was supposed to be a month and Id ge tpayed every week

but the guy said I just wasnt a good slave and he couldnt believe me when I tried to roleplay because I was so awkward.


I felt awful and he pity payed me $200 because I got a rash from licking his feet

>>35205996
they are

I thought being a whore would be fun since I got to orgasm but I never came I always felt like trash

op if you want you can live with me. i'll subsidize your entire existence and let you do whatever you want, as long as you let me stick my 3 inch dick in you occasionally.

but only if you properly answer the following question: What is your opinion on Donny 'lil hands' Drumpf?

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>>35206134
you are beyond pathetic

Even I OP would never stoop so low as to serve you SIR


also I dont really care about politics,

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>>35206033
>I felt awful and he pity payed me $200 because I got a rash from licking his feet

please describe this situation in more detail

>>35206199
Wow that's a cute girl who is she

>>35206158
WELL I DIDN'T WANT TO SUBSIDIZE YOUR EXISTENCE ANYONE YOU FUCKING WHORE

>>35205742
Have you tried getting a real job?

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>>35206199
>24 year old NEET
>dropped out of HS because I always ahted school, never had friends
>basically leeching off family
>typical NEET story


anyway I watched too many animes and I got inspired to try to live on my own
>oh wait I need money to do that
>talk to shady guys on shady sites
>this guy wants me to move in with him and he will pay me
>great start
>hes a 47year old divorced leather dom
>buys me plane tickets
>I tell my mom Im going camping
>first thing she says is "with who? you dont have friends" gee thanks
>theyre my online friends mom
>not knowing it was a literally perverted old man who was gonna be my slave master XXX
>Left Friday night and arrived at his place near midnight, he was waiting for me naked with his leather boots and cigar on
>I immediately dropped my camping gear and submitted
>he kept asking about the camping gear and I said I was into roleplay to avoid the embarrassment

>>35205742
>>tried doing commissions by drawing
>>$5 a month
Go be a graphic designer or some other creative job

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>>35206292
that was a test you failed, this is exactly why I dont do the live in stuff anymore, you'll just kick me out because of the slightest argument

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>>35206553
>he kept calling me his pup or dog not sure what that was about so I started barking and growling and it was great at first
>then his real dog appeared from the kitchen and it was just super awkward after that because I wanted to pet him but he got mad saying I was breaking character
>so I barked at the dog and he just kept licking my face and I was like "good boy" playing with him and master kept saying dogs dont talk
>anyway I cooked him breakfast the next morning to try to be nice
>he got mad and said dogs cant cook
>so apparently I was an actual dog 24/7
>he put me in a dog cage to punish me
>eventually I got a call from my mom and master kept telling me to hang up because dogs dont use cellphones

So we started arguing and I said I should just go because he was making me really uncomfortable I thought I was gonna be a slave not some dog

He gave me the $200 which barely covered the plane ticket and I bought a burger on the way home feeling like shit

My mom asked how it went and I just said it was ok but internet people were weird and she just hugged me, I feel like she knew I felt like shit

>>35205989
It was a blowjob, most guys didnt pay me afterwards and he only payed me to cover the gas expense


I honestly thought about bringing a gun and stealing their wallets but that would be beyond pathetic

imagine going to jail for sucking a hostage dick

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>>35206675
Where do you meet people to live with? My life is shit enough and I'm degenerate enough that I could probably be someone's dog.. :x

>>35206787
well I'm gay and used Recon which is some BDSM app/website

I tried Fetlife but straight people are even weirder


honestly you should just avoid BDSM is you're not financially stable, it will ruin your life even more

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>>35206872
Cool, I haven't heard of the app before. Fetlife felt like it was way too hard to actually find and communicate with anyone.

And you're probably right, but I'm pretty desperate and it's basically be someone's bitch, get extremely lucky, or kill myself. And so far I'm not getting particularly lucky. :\

>>35206675
>he buys me plane tickets
[...]
>gives me $200 which barely covered the plane ticket
WHICH IS IT ANON
YOUR STORY A SHIT

>>35207023
buys me plane tickets to go to him


gives me $200 to go home
>>35206945
we could live together anon and make awful fetish porn to sustain our NEETness

>>35206215
Sarina Valentina. A trap.

Origino

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>>35207056
But then we'd probably fail at it and be in perhaps an even worse spot. :\

Any other ideas?

>>35206787
>>35206945
Well, what do you look like? Having had a few pets and slaves, I know you're really going to have to market to the appropriate audience to have much luck.

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>>35207168
5'10", 140lbs, semi-long hair, pale skin, not sure what else you'd want to know. I'm not ugly, but I'm also nothing special. :\

>>35207129
yeah youre right, Im better off on my own.

good luck

>>35207327
But how big is your penis?

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>>35207403
I never actually checked, fairly average though. I guess probably 6"?

>>35207576
Trap up, son. /soc/ is waiting.