>"he doesn't have a license!"

Fair enough. If you're too autistic to learn how to drive, you have more important things to worry about than women.

>>35207632
I have a permit >:(

>>35207632
I have a learners permit which is considered a license actually

How do you motherfuckers even live without a license?

>>35207733
Yeah, a restricted license

>>35207751
well in 3 years time that won't matter since my parents will just buy me a self driving car

>>35207786
Learners permits expire unless you want to go to the dmv every year, why not just get a regular license? Also a learners permit restricts you on the time of day you're allowed to drive and if you can drive alone (different laws for different places)

>>35207632
>he still lives with his parents
>he's never made out with a girl

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>>35207632
My robowaifu doesn't give a shit bioslut.

>>35207723
>yes sell yourself into debt slavery hehehe

>>35207881
>why not just get a regular license?
where would I go? I couldnt afford a car anyways

fuck off stacey and go flip your dads bmw

>>35207738
they live in big cities with cheap public transit

>>35207786
I doubt cars will be 100% driverless I think the driver will still have to have a license in case the autopilot fucks up

>>35207738
Get a bike nigga

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>He doesn't even know how to drive

How did it come to this?

Why didn't my parents teach me to drive?

Everything's my fault but I can't even kill myself.

I can't take the demands of this life senpai

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>>35207738
Bus, I have lots of spending money too because I'm not paying stupid amounts of money on Gas, insurance, repairs, the car itself
>>35208664
Parents refused to let me drive their car so I got my learners and never got a chance to actually use it.

>>35208686
i learned from playing vidya lmao

>>35208561
The reason you have license is to prove you wont go onto the road and kill yourself or others. Self driving cars will eliminate that. And if the autopilot fucks up it will probably just roll onto the side of the road and you'll be picked up by another automatic self driving car and be on your merry way

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>>35207632
I didn't realize we were doing the roast of me today.

MY PENIS IS SMALL TOO
GONNA LAUGH ABOUT THAT AS WELL

>>35208897
Don't worry we'll all have bionic cocks soon

>>35208913

Yes and I bet there will be bionic cock blocks also by Chad.

>>35208973
I don't think chad would go for it as it would hurt his ego

>>35207632
I lost mine getting it back in April

>>35208841
I can see that happening in 10 or 15 years but i dont think they will let you go full auto in 3 years

>>35207632
I'm fucking visually impaired asshole :(

>>35207632
>he can't titrate to the nearest 0.02 mL precision

>know how to drive
>dont like driving
>no license.

I dont give a shit. Thats why we have lyft/uber/trains etc fuck you faggots. Plus most girls these days drive now and living in a big city why the fuck does anyone want to drive in traffic.

>>35207632
my mom drives me anywhere I need to go

a drivers licence? wat? who drives in a major city anyway?

>>35207632
You mean a concealed carry license?

Joke's on you commiefornians, I don't need one in this based state

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>>35207632
>failed driving test 4 times

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>>35210460
I failed 3 times, once didn't even make it out the parking lot. Should I kms?

>>35210562
I can't even drive a few yards without having a panic attack. Should I KMS?

I'm thinking of actually getting smashed drunk one day just to have the courage to drive.

At this point, I'd rather brave the condemnation of driving drunk than the social stigma of not being able to drive as an adult.

>tfw too lazy to get a license cause self driving cars will eventually come anyways

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>Got license
>Don't drive anyway

I found the loop hole lads

>>35210631
Here's the thing: I think normies are the idiots. Anyone who actually thinks about it for a moment would realise roads are DEATH TRAPS. I find the whole thing to be irrational. I'm hoping self-driving cars become mainstream before I become a wizard.

>>35207632
This seems to matter when you don't have one, but take the plunge and you'll just be laughing whore'd for something else.

>>35210697
In the future, I have no doubt that posterity will view the thought of millions of humans operating these death machines as incomprehensibly stupid.

>Keep thinking about getting my license
>I'll start next weekend

>>35207964
>buy a used car idiot.
>stop being so poor

>>35207632
Proof once again women don't like men,they like power.

>>35207632
>"He's a married loser and his wife is fucking ugly, no wonder why he wants to kill himself!"

The ride never ends.

>>35207632
>be age 27
>started working at 16
>didn't go into soul crushing debt in college
>paid off debts by 23
>have $80k in the bank in my name with NO debts
>go to driving school to actually learn how to drive before getting a car
>can afford pretty much any new-model car I want now

I may not have my license yet, but I'm sure as fuck 1000x ahead of you and almost everybody else my age.

>>35211913
>delusions of an autistic cuck: the post

>had licence for several months now
>it makes no fucking difference

Don't fall for the driving meme it's not worth the time and money

>>35207723
failed my drivers test 14 times, no joke parents finally gave up, i just get such intense anxiety i almost lose my vision covered in sweat etc

>>35211977
>ramblings of a debt slave
Don't worry Jose, the loan sharks will make an actual cuck out of you soon.

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I have a license to fucking SHOTOT YOUF R UCKIAOSJIFOGEWRIJOFGJAIOU EWGJ IOGAEW FJAH EIWFUAFU CVIKJA IOEPUWSFJ AESWIJP( KRJU ANEWSIOP(J HFPIOAESWPF JAES" FJAUCK YOU FUCKLD FSIPAFO DIJOPSDFSIJP FIJPSADFIJPSIJPADFGSJIPADFSJPAEFGIRWSIJP AEFGSWRJIP AEGRSW

I couldn't pass my learner's permit test 7 times when I was a teen I don't even want to attempt a driving test

>>35211913
>I may not have my license yet, but I'm sure as fuck 1000x ahead of you and almost everybody else my age.

...and?

>>35207632
my licence got taken from me because i was drinking and driving and i almost died crashing my car. apparently, trying to kill your self is illegal.

Don't fall for any meme, if you're a fat ugly pig or a short boney manlet you're screwed. Try asking out the furry chick with no friends.

>>35207632
I couldn't care less about driving. I want to postpone the moment I have to get a mobile hearse out of steel for as long as possible and use my money for less overpriced-jew things

God you people are pathetic. I've flown helicopters, ride a motorcycle, have sailed boats and I'm about to get my cdl. None of you are robots. A robot isn't a sensitive meek little pussy who has the sads because he can't get a gf. A robot is an apathetic unfeeling nihilist who just doesn't give a fuck. Kill yourselves faggots.

>>35212424
You first, fat pussy.

>>35211913
don't buy a new car, it loses value fucking fast because the whole market is oversatured as fuck, they lose like 1/3 of value the moment you drive it off the dealer's place, yet people are irrationally expected to buy new cars often and will defend this decision despite its complete stupidity

my mom bought a new model car every 3-5 years of her life for no well-articulated reason, I shudder to think of the amount of money that went down the drain

>>35212424
>motivated

sorry you're not a robot

>>35212445
He said, from the bus like a mentally ill old woman.

>>35212457
What is your definition of robot.

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>>35207632

>27
>Decent paying, high ranked job
>Live in appartment on my own
>Drive a nice car
>Dress well
>/fit/

Still no gf
License or not, you're here forever

>>35212472
20+
very littler social connections
no achievements
terrible academic record.
KHV
cant form relationships
crippling anxiety

>>35212038
i... pity you. senpai a lam

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>>35207632
>Have a license
>Haven't driven in 10+ years

Such is the life of a Eurofag...

>>35213441
>Czechbro?

>Have license
>Dislikes driving
>Has no desire to drive what so ever

>>35213441
>>35213457
Czechbros? Iam stuck in Brno wating to die. Wanna join?

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>>35213457
Indeed, my fellow kamarad.
>>35213478
I was there for nearly 10 years doing the same thing. Fuck that city. Now I'm back in comfy Karlovy Vary.

>>35213441
>>35213457
>>35213478
Brno is pretty good. Students?

>>35213478
Too far. Sorry jako.
>>35213498
Nothings comfier than Podebrady.

>>35213498
Going back to comfy Dacice. Got uni here in order to not get kicked out of the parents house. Law Uni.

Wait, so how many fellow czechs are in this thread right now?

>>35213517
oh shit czech memes are spreading on chan we are all doomed. Post babis to honor KEK

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>>35213533
Deep inside, everyone is a Czech.
>>35213517
Not enough hills for me in Podebrady. As an avid cyclist & mountain biker Karlovy Vary with the Slavkov Forest & the Ore Mountains is just perfect.

>>35213558
>>35213533
>>35213530
>>35213517
>>35213513
>>35213498
>>35213478
>>35213457
>>35213571
Seems like this is turning into Czech thread.

>>35213533
i counted 3 so far. Well its afternoon on school day plenty of bored students here

>>35213579
It was a czech thread all along.

>learning how to drive to impress women
I actually can't comprehend this

>>35213604
That's interesting, from given subject it almost seems like Czechs have problems with getting their driver licenses, which is on contrary my personal experiences.

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>>35213558
LOOK AT HIM, ANON. LOOK AT HIM AND PRAISE KEK.

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>>35213643
PRAIE KEK MY ANON BOTHER

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>>35207723

I'll have you know I don't have my license because of extreme anxiety. >>35207723

So czechies. How do you feel like being in cuck country getting cuck by EU and gipsies hoping to get work at tesco? I hate this fucking place

>>35213727
>he's not Czech nationalist
kill yourself, lad

>>35213775
i love czech republic. But i wont helo it by saying "ITS WONDERFULL HERE" iam woke AF man.

>>35213775
>Not saying czechia. What are you a faggot?

>>35213852
>Using Czechia instead of Bohemia
Just no.


BOHEMIA
O
H
E
M
I
A

Are Czechs true slavs?

>>35207738
I'm 33 and never owned a car, I can drive if I have to. I never got a license because I have anxiety attacks from driving. Most people don't understand and fair enough. I saw a mother and her two children die in a car accident and I get fucked up in the head getting behind the wheel.

>>35213940
yes, why would you think otherwise

>>35213962
Cause they got rejected by most of eastern europe

Enjoy standstill traffic and getting hit by drunk drivers at 80mph, Stacey. I'm sure the thousands upon thousands of dollars in gas and maintainence will make up for getting places five minutes faster than the metro does.

>>35213978
>implying that Eastern Europe is relevant to whether we are or are not slavs.

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>>35208841
His point (or if not, the real point) is that autonomous cars won't have full coverage for decades. In a few years, it may be standard for autopilot on highways and maybe a few cities. But don't expect anything close to a car missing a steering wheel for a long time. Especially with some of the bullshit that city planners come up with.

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>>35210460
>failed the computer test 4 times
>aced the driving portion first time

>>35214096
Same, actually.
>Forgot seat belt for the first half
>Hit the gas instead of breaking at one point
>Still passed.

>>35214119
I did everything perfect.

I just suck at tests. But doing the actual task is easy for some reason.

I think things make more sense when they're right in front of you and you can decide what to do vs some soulless computer with multiple choice poo.

>>35213944
I don't use cars either, I just go by bike to the store once in a full moon and continue my neet life.

>>35207723
I am 20 I Have no need or desire to drive. Why the hell should I get my license?

>>35207738
If you live in the right area, you never have to leave your NEET cave. Groceries can be delivered.

>>35214226
Because your pussy if you don't

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>tfw no license
>tfw don't give a fuck what roasties think
>tfw I ride my bike everywhere, staying fit and heart healthy

I'm 21 years old and have never driven a car in my life. Honestly just stop caring robros. Life gets better when you unironically think of normies as NPCs and/or as a game. Besides. If you are meant to get married, the woman will not care about something as stupid as whether or not you drive a car.

>younger sister can drive
>I can't

I told my dad I'm just too clumsy and forgetful to be able to drive

>>35214659
Tfw even your day knows you are massive faggot

>>35214845

it's a shame because my mom and dad were chad and stacy.

>tfw I have a license but haven't stepped in a car since I got it
I'd be pretty scared to drive now, expecially with nobody near me

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Get real kids, stop thinking it's cool to be a quitter. I know most of you are making up fake stories ITT just to troll, and I sure hope it's 100% of you. If not, learn to control your anxiety and fear while you do something so that you can make progress through life. Nobody is ever going to come forward and applaud your epic suffering, you're just going to be more and more miserable until you invest the effort to improve your own life. Learn how to drive, learn how to work, learn how to manage negative emotions and fear so you can improve yourself, getting a license is a requisite step towards getting a job and getting a life, do it already.

>>35215057
nah normie life isn't for me, I already have my suicide planned

I only leave my house to go to the shops up the street or uni and theres no parking space at uni

>>35215057
im 100% aware of this and that i deserve my suffering
but it still sucks and i have a expectionally hard time with it

>>35215057
> he doesn't have a drivers license
>he must think he's cool and shit
>he probably doesn't have a life, is a failure and can't work!
>faggot


Seriously, the fact that someone doesn't have a license doesn't mean that he's a failure

>>35215411
It kinda does, a lot of jobs requires you to have a license.

>>35215411
Explain the type of life you live, specifically why it's justified to not have a license.
Do you walk to work? That might be acceptable. But still, you could drive to work. And you'll need a vehicle to start living an adult life. What happens when you want to start buying furniture, shopping for houses, taking girls on dates, taking kids to soccer practice, you just gonna borrow mommy's car or ride a bike for all those? Gotta grow up eventually and this is one step in it.

>>35215615
>work
>girls
>kids
In all seriousness anon, what the fuck are you doing here?

>>35215711
To laugh, this board is pathetic and I love it.

>>35215615
>live in middle of a city
>about 200 meters from my work place
>can get anywhere with taxi and have enough money to pay it since I don't have to spend all my money on car

>>35215737
>IAM BETTUR THEAN YUO ALL
>IAM JUIST BAITING FOR TEH LULZ

>>35215737
You seem pretty pathetic yourself tbqh

>>35215782
>Making 6 figures
>have a fiance,house, car

Yeah, I'm pretty pathetic alright, lol.

>>35215816
Litle did anon know that tyrone gets more action then him.

where i live a license costs nearly 2000 euros and it takes months of training to get. no thanks, i'll take the bike.

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>24
>got license last month
>only failed written once, retook it same day for $1
>tester took pity on me due to my age, didn't even make me reverse or park

I'm still confused why they called a roundabout a turnabout desu. I got a 76% the first time

>>35215816
>bragging about his life on 4chan
>not pathetic
choose one

>>35215832
The hell? Do you get a shit car with license as well? Mine cost about 200 euros

>>35215856
nope, nothing.

the actual driving exam is around 200 euros but you need months of mandatory training before you can take your exam.

it's a jewish business.

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>>35215737
>pathetic
>he said while he bragged about his life anonymously to super losers while reaching out to the internet for self-assurance

welp,
iam laffin
normies and their hubris

>>35215878
lol, where are you from, lad?
I had to pay 200 euros for the whole training (theory and practise) and then 10 euros for the actual test

>>35215940
netherlands

bikes are the norm here anyway, i don't care

>>35215889
You're just mad that I'm 19 and living the luxury style, lol stay mad.

>>35215959
Yeah, I wouldn't pay for that shit if it was 2000 euros too

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>>35215961
>le mad meme

you have the luxury live and still need to come here
to the bottom of the barrel
you belong here
have a good one lad

>>35216017
Thanks, I'll be driving my BMW to work now, bye.

>>35215615
>if you dont live my lifestyle you arent adult
projecting
life has no intrinsic value, goal or meaning
everyone has to make his own goal

something is worth way less to someone then to someone else

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>>35216047
>he has to brag with material possesions
>you know im so mature because i have a job
you truly are 19 my dear kid

and value of life is subjective my dear

>>35216097
who knew tyler durden browses r9k

>>35216150
>loosing
>drawing the boogeyman card
explain

>>35216163
i'm not that guy, and i actually agree with you

>>35216189
oh ok
nevermind lad

>>35210460
failed 5 times here (+didn't wake up in time to take the 6th)

I've already given up

>>35216750
Don't give up now, believe in yourself.

>>35216772
>now
it's been 9 months since my last try. I can live with travelling by a bus

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>>35207632
>don't have a license
>live with my parents
>dating a 8/10 qt yoga instructor that's 10 years older than me (I'm 22)

it just doesn't fucking matter lads! don't date early 20-somethings, they're all materialistic bimbos!

(also, just BEE urSELF)

>>35210460
Hey guys, I passed the driving test on my first try, and the whole time I was a having a concealed panic attack.

>>35212152
Now that's fuckable

>>35212038
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAA pussy

Passed my driver's test first time about 13 years ago. I have only driven twice since then.

>>35212283
Why is that?

Orgyanal

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>>35218189
dont bully him you jerk
people arent made equal
and you`re pretty pathetic for pushing someone with probably severe issues

>>35207738
are you able to walk?

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>tfw motorcycle dmv skill test tomorrow

FUUUUUUCK I'M GONNA FAIL

>>35218292
Since when did we become /dumblr/? You lost or something, buddy?

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>>35212038
Can't you take anti anxiety meds?
Surely there has to be a way you can pass this test?
If normies and stacies pass this why can't you.

Maybe 15th time is the charme.

>>35207632
I've got a license to smash that pussy.

>>35218464
sine when did you become /normie/?
fuck off