>"...and this is my son Anon's room..."

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>>35206793
OUT OUT OUT AAAAA

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You have no entered, the CUM DIMENSION!

>>35206821
is that a subway doormat?

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GET THE FUCK OOOOOOOOUUUUUTTT

IM A DEVELOPMENTALLY STUNTED DEGENERATE

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>OH MY GOD MOM YOU CAN'T PAUSE IT'S ONLINE

>>35206793
*inaudible autistic russian screams*

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>>35206793
>M-MOM! CAN"T YOU KNOCK!

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>tfw unleashed huge load as visitors come in to my room

most embarrassing day of my life and ima massive klutz

>>35207192
greentext now ororigigig

>>35207192
Same but I got my shorts pulled up just before they opened the door.

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Welcome to shitpost HQ mommy's friends.
this is the only furniture in my room besides my shelf and bed

>>35207191
>tfw both my mom & younger sis walked in on me me fapping
Literally the worst feeling imaginable, boy did I get shit for that for the longest time

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GOOD EVENING, MUMMY
GOOD EVENING, MUMMY'S FRIENDS
I HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU

>>35207268
why?

One time My dad caught me jerking it and we both just moved on because we both know that we both jerk it occasionally.

Hell my brother would jerk off while I was in the same fucking room as him.

>16yo grill at the time
>Looking at HD pix of couple foreplay on.kitchen table
>Dad tells from door anon is on the phone
>Swings door open
>He see what I've been seeing
>He freaks out yelling while holding the phone where my guy friend is on the other line
>Dad hands me the phone n slams the door shut, shaking the whole house.
>Get on the phone with friend n he is laughing like wtfffffff

>>35207294
That's gay

There is no way you can say that's not gay.

>>35207294
Mom's an extremely prudish christian, and my sister was like 7 at the time. I also had headphones on so they couldn't hear the porn, and they just fucking walked in
I think she was more pissed that my sister saw my dick and she had to explain what I was doing She actually set up one of those adult filters on my computer, shit sucked

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>>35207222
kek demnads here i go

>be me
>live in parents house
>attempt no fap for a couple of weeks to see what its about
>get massive blue ball ache
>ahh fuck
>see too many qts on /r9k/ and decide fuck it i had enough
>no ones home so i get comfy
>put some porno vids on tv and begin edging
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>im egde pro and do this for like 2 hours
>its like 5 o clock now
>didnt realize but apparently mom came home and with a friend
Im still unaware an dgoign to town
>decide fuck it let me let it all out
>mom comes bursting in
>"hey anon do you remember my frein... AHHHH!"
>hear loud ass scream and climax from the panic
>mom tries to scurry quickly and slams the door hard screaming
>remember seeing a feint smirk on my moms freind
>whatdidshemeanbythis
>later hear mom scream "i dont why i expected better from that fucking kid"
>feel like shit for the rest of day
>3 months later
>tfw still cant look my mom in the eyes for more than 5 secs since that day

go ahead and laugh at me ima failure i might just end it all soon anyways

>>35207331
I'm assuming English isn't your first language

I have an apartment though.

>>35207191
What the fuck is the point of knocking if they're going to barge in anyway? This shit triggers me

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>>35207444
Nice story friend, and trips to boot

>>35207444
How old are they?

Oregano condiment

Never got caught but came very close one time.

>mom just walks in
>sitting in chair fapping in bath robe
>soon as I hear the door creak
>ninja style exit the porn tab
>throw bath robe over boner
>calm as a cucumber

I was a teenager though and Im now a productive member of society.

There was also the time she continually tried to come in and/or talk to me through the door during phone sex with my girlfriend. Never wanted to hit my mom but I came close to wanting to that day.

>>35207560
What are they supposed to do? Wait forever until you respond?

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>masturbate in room and cum in my undies
>sister comes into room for whatever reason
>lean over my semen stained boxers like this in an effort to hide it

Does she know?

>>35207814
Did you draw this specifically for this post or do you just tell this story so much you have it on standby?

>>35207870
i made it for the post

>>35207814
Why don't you ask her about it?

>Not building a reputation so bad that normies are scared to visit your (mom's) house

It's like you want them to visit

>>35207444
You have a horrible mother.

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why do you have to do this to me man

>>35207444
Sorry that happened to you, anon. But we all do it, so don't feel bad. Just bad timing

>>35207814
>>35207974
Good job, anon. Can I save your picture? Though

>Ejaculating into your underwear

Do people actually do this? That's disgusting.