>want to commit suicide >can't because mom and dad

>>39210017
Do something about it other than wasting your time here at /r9k/ go back to college if you really care about them.

>>39210038
I can't go to college because I'm a turbo brainlet that didn't get through junior high. My only talents include video games, and that's pretty much it. I try to be a good son, I help them out whenever they need it, use my. Neetbux to buy them things sometimes and help with groceries. I don't want to disappoint them, but there's really nothing I can do. My life is in a very very deep rut. One I'm skeptical about being able to successfully get out of it.

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>>39210017
>>39210101

just fucking pick something up and practice/learn, you will be shit at, but after you will get out of the /brainlet/ phase of thinking it will be easier 1 step at a time anon
I BELIEVE IN YOU

Honestly I think most of the time the parents are only "crushed" because to the rest of society they look like failed parents/pieces of shit to raise a person that would kill themselves.

That's what they get sad about, the fact everyone thinks they're shit cunts, not that their kid actually died, well it's at least 75% the fact they look like bad people now to everyone else even if nobody tells them directly, it's what everyone's thinking..."what happened in that family to make the kid do that?, I wonder what the parents are like??" etc.


Most people now don't even mention the fact, they just say "Oh our beloved X or Y has past away unexpectedly" and they never mention the reason why.

>>39211277
That's a pretty bleak way to look at our parents, but I can't disprove it.

id love to die but i feel like id fuck up with a gun and my mom would always have to feed me mush and wipe my ass and hate me and tell me im pathetic

>>39210017
>suicide by train

how retarded must she be

I was in this exact situation, THe ONLY way out is to delve extremely hard into somthing or get a job to take up all yoru time and work SUPER fucking hard until you find something to fillt he void. I'm doing that atm.

>>39211310
For most this is true. For me id care more that my daughter killed herself and I couldn't help her though, but I actually love my kid so it's different

What kind of situation are you in that literally tapping out of the only game that exists is a viable option?

>>39211349
Me and my mom have a pact if we ever, either of us, become a vegetable we will pull the plug. U gotta make sure they understand this. But if ur parents are normies than ur screwed they'd rather have u suffer and not look bad to the world than actually help u when u need it most

>>39211533
I have the academic capability of an eighth grader, very skinny, no muscle mass at all and an addiction to zoophilia pornography. I feel like garbage.

>>39211591
Dude just be yourself, literally.
>8th grade intelligence
Go teach grades lower than 8th
>skinny
You could help polic get to places they can't
>no muscle
Since when have muscles been a good thing?
>zoophilia addiction
Implying that's not everyone

Excuses, excuaes, excuses

>>39211591
You should probably just do it then.

how hard would it be to find some guy whod happily shoot my head in with my shotgun until all i have left is a neck? how do i find someone like that and wouldni need to pay them probably?

>>39210017
If you kill both your parents they can't be sad about you commiting suicide, maybe something like you are driving them and then crash the car off a cliff or you could start a gas leak while everyone is asleep so they die in their sleep.

>>39211673
OP don't do this. Horrible advice holy shit.

>>39211738
The old reverse psychology huh?

>>39211016
>"Jus don't be urself, bruh"

>>39211889
Why don't we just cut to the chase and start saying
>Just kill yourself (and then everything will work out)

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i dont care about my parents but I am afraid to survive as vegetable

Genuinely and unironically, the only reason I haven't killed myself yet is because I don't want to miss out on the 4chan posts. The day this website ceases to exist is the day I do, as well.

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>>39212155


>>39212155
Slice your femeral, hang yourself, and shoot yourself in the noose. Garunteed or your money back

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>>39212155
This, brain damage is a hell of a deterent.

Fuck this world

>>39212845
I have brain damage, my misery is real. I have trouble walking, talking, moving my right main arm and I can barely remember stuff. No one talks to me because I'm that weird guy who limps around and doesn't conform to normie activities. Such as alcohol, no more of that and that's due to unimpressive behavior of others and I would rather not drink myself to becoming fat all to look "cool".

>>39212155
1) Lend a boat
2) Drive the middle of an ocean with the biggest rock and a rope you can find
3) ?????
4) Either drown or get eaten by marine fauna

>>39212884
I am sorry for your feel.

Brain damage from what?

My sister hung herself with a scarf in her closet this past February, so I got to see up close how a child's suicide hurts their parents.

I now believe this is one of the worst ways a parent can lose a child. They will spend the rest of their lives wondering what they could have done differently, and other people will blame them for the tragedy, if only in private.

You are right not to do this to your parents.

You don't have to waste away. There's still time to improve your life. If you can't go to college, get your GED and go to a trade school. There's a shortage of welders, so that's one option.

You don't have to spend the rest of your life on NEETbux.

>>39212884
Wait, are you the OP?

>>39211277
I know for a fact that is the reason why my parents hate me, they've said it loudly on many occasions. My own failures in life are beyond meaningless to them as long as they seem like good parents to those around them.

>>39211277
Lol, at that point I doubt they care what others think. More like they failed themselves for not saving their child in the end.

Plus let's be serious no parents want to outlive their kid; that's fucked up.

I'm assuming the parents are decent people for all the above stuff though.

>>39213089
many, many, many, many of them are not

>>39211369
I don't agree. I think that was a ballsy, determined suicide.

The downside is that it was probably traumatic for the train operator.

>>39212884


about the same boat. Jesus normies are annoying. i love when someone with slightly above average IQ and a semi attractive face is just like,
"c'mon just do what i did"

cause uhhhh i have below average IQ, i'm ugly as hell, if i tried doing what you did, i'd be up to my ears in debt and still jobless, and as for the trades suggestions, trades jobs require you to be in good health and have above average strength, try getting one with neither of those.

my family has mostly disowned me now, cause they dont want to admit they are related to a failure like me. And, my only career options minimum wage janitorial work (kill me) or teaching myself something i can do from home

>>39213149
no it s because it hurts as hell. Imagine being crushed and ran over by a train, your bones breacking one by one as you see the heavy machine furiously continuing it s way

man it s probably one of the worst suicide method

>>39213440


nah i almost died in a car wreck, she was dead the instant it hit her; might of been a weird moment 1 or 2 seconds, thinking she was dreaming, and then off to where ever you go after

>>39213510
hmmmm maybe you're right.
I woudkn t try it myself

>>39213510
But did you black out before everything? How was it?

>>39213615

it was pretty weird. No tunnel of light or anything cool like that, unfortunately.

You're going along , just your normal day bla bla , and then BAM; it was , for me anyways, very similar to that sensation of when you dream you are falling. And, i remember thinking to myself ahh fuck did i really just dream that whole day at school? why in the hell would i dream a whole day at school, and being annoyed cause i thought i was waking up. So, my own theory is when you die, it's like you think you are just dreaming, if i had died that would of been my last thought, even though i was completely lucid. And, then whatever happens after.

Anyways, so it was like dreaming you are falling, and sort of spinning. Next memory was laying in the middle of the street, looking up and seeing the sky, and thinking it was kind of funny, like heh why is the sky there; then realizing i couldnt really breathe, and crawling over to the sidewalk, i had this weird sensation where it was like a cross between wanting to puke and cough really bad, i get over to the sidewalk, opened my mouth and all this blood gushed out of my mouth lol, i remember thinking ehh that s probably not good, and then realizing my shoes were gone and starting to look for my shoes, while a big crowd of people around me formed and were like sit down kid, the ambulance is coming, and i was like where the fuck are my shoes lol

>>39213171
Your story sounds similar to mine, my family barely interacts with me. I work only as a janitor because last week I got fired from my second job at a grocery store because I helped an older woman with my store savings card. As far as IQ goes, I used to have a high one but my brain damage has effected my ability to function.
>>39212972
No.
>>39212935
Car crash, I gave my car keys to a bimbo back in 2010 and I was the only one who got hurt.

>>39214554


My IQ is in a funny spot, i'm not dumb enough to happily be a tard that could just sit and watch monster trucks and shit,

but it's not even close to where i could use intelligence to do a STEM job, im comically bad at math. And, was told point blank, dont even think about STEM careers if you suck at math.

And, i'm a weakling so i cant do any trades jobs.

So, it's cleaning shit, that's about it.


Oh, and i'd like to say my car accident made me dumb, at least then i'd have an excuse, but i sucked at math and that shit pre my car accident.

>>39210017
>>39211369
supposed origin of pic. it was a man. a woman wouldn't be that cool

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/breaking/bs-md-co-train-fatality-20120501-story.html

http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/466118/so-yea-i-seen-a-dude-commit-suicide-today

>yea....best way to explain it is something big getting caught in a vacuum cleaner. we felt the nigga go through the length of the train & we came to a stop. first we thought it was deer then dude on the PA said it was a man.

>>39214726
>we felt the nigga
>the nigga
>nigga

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All of you people are saying "oh there's hope, I believe in you, just find something you're interested in, just try."
But fucking how? All of you fucks always say the same shit yet refuse to give any examples. And even when you do, you spew shit that's impossible for robots to do.
So go on. Give some actual advice for how OP's life can ever change for the better? A mentally retarded weak brainlet with no skills, talents, or motivation or passion.
You fucking can't. You people that delude others like this into prolonging their horrid lives are the worst.

I understand OP that you don't want to hurt your parents feelings through suicide. But at some point you have to ask yourself if you're really living for yourself or for other people. And if it's the latter, what separates you from a slave?
If you see absolutely no possible way to get out of your situation (which is highly likely, 20 or 30 something NEET with no job experience or social ability? You're just fucked for life) then I would say in my opinion that there's no reason why you should force yourself to slowly wallow away in total misery just so the only few people on Earth that somewhat care about you (even if that, imagine having a robot for a child?) don't feel sad for a couple of months.

Be your own man, OP. Life is a fucking torturous joke, but as humans at least we have the ability to fucking up and leave when we so choose. That's a fucking blessing no matter how many normiefucks in this thread or in society try to tell you otherwise.
I wish you the best of luck.

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>>39210017
>because mom and dad still love me
that's where you're wrong kiddo

>>39214908


i feel for the OP, although my life sucks worse than his probably.

i dont give a fuck about career shit though. There's a few things i want to stick around to try to see:

i hope to see the fall of capitalism in the late 2020's. It will be funny.

i really want to fuck a hologram woman

i really want to fuck a robot woman that will be like super model tier. But, the feminists succeed in making it illegal, so i have to sneak around with my robot model wife.

The next 20 years are gonna be hilarious, why would you want to miss out on that shit?

i gave up the having a normie life, friends, girlfriends, wife, family, career, success etc... shit long ago. dont hang on to that stuff if you re one of us, you will go coo coo

A few years ago I didn't commit suicide because of generic "my mom will miss me" bullshit. Then she fucking kills herself and says in the note that she hates the whole family and doesn't give a shit. Fuck her.

>>39215000
>i hope to see the fall of capitalism in the late 2020's. It will be funny.
Might happen sooner than you think. And when it does, literally all hell will break loose. If you're in a city, you'll be the first to die/starve,.
>i really want to fuck a hologram woman
you will die before we have holographic women. I don't think we'll even get to make them since western civilization (the technological center of the fucking planet) is gonna fall soon.
>i really want to fuck a robot woman that will be like super model tier.
like you said, these would be illegal and impossible to obtain. And honestly, the closet thing we'll get to that within our lifetime will be VR anime waifus.

>>39215053


i'm really indifferent about capitalism actually falling, but i think it will enrage most normies, especially the ones who gloated at me that they were such successful people cause of face, IQ, physical ability, that they had zero control over. Watching them get pissed will be wonderful.

who knows if it does or doesnt fall, but if there is solid hologram women im fucking one.

the robots, i think it will be a underground thing, think like being gay in the 1940's. The feminists can blow me. If there are synths or whatever, that look like models, im fucking one.

>>39215231
>im fucking one
>i dont care, im fucking one

that determination, kek

>>39213742
>where the fuck are my shoes lol
Did you find your shoes again?

I feel the same way, but I'm pretty sure they would only miss me because I'm still living with them at 26 (27 in November) and they're too used to my face. For the most part they complain about everything I do and don't do- as well as my physical appearance- and I severely doubt that anybody respects me as a person, let alone my parents.

Not to mention prior use dead friends and relatives as sympathy bait. If somebody I was close to died the last thing I'd do is post it on facebook or whatever so people can virtue signal and say "I'm so sorry! :(" for likes.

>>39214871
Fine here's something. I wanted to learn something so I tried random shit. Turns out I love drawing even though I'm shit at it. So I go to /ic/ to get their resources and tutorials to study from in my own spare time. That's the condensed version for you, I'm sure a faggot like you can manage your own version.

>>39210017
learn a trade skill
get a job
earn decent money

>>39213742
I had the same sort of feeling when I was a passenger in a car that was T-boned by a biker going 100+mph. I was in the front passenger seat and he hit just behind the front door pillar.

The only things I can remember in the aftermath is laying on a hospital bed getting my top cut off and also getting into a car to be taken home, but those two memories are like still pictures.

For about a week afterwards it's hazy and like what you said, everything felt like a dream and it was like I was in a constant state of woozy dreamlikenss. The whole week I think I spent it in bed sleeping a lot. I don't have much memory of it only being in bed a lot and not showering for a week.