Do you pass the toilet paper penis test?

>>39210986
Does not fit, I'm like 5.8 or so.

>>39210993

why are you here chad?

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Having a big cock does not a Chad make.

>>39210986
Dicklets love to buy the cheap 1 ply toilet paper rolls because the cardboard is like 4 inches circumference on those shitty things.

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4.5" girth here, no I don't pass it

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TP rolls come in all shapes and sizes

>>39211751
the standard American one should be 5.5 in circumference

>>39210986
No I have a smaller dick, I don't really care at this point though, I sometimes post it and get told it's cute and it's not like it'll ever matter for sex since I can't stand women anymore

>>39210986
No, it does not. I'm 5.9 something.

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Is this an average sized roll?

Yes, both ways. feels alright

>>39212874
1.6 diameter = 5 inch circumference. That's pretty average in terms of girth I'd say so it doesn't make sense that it would be used to designate fat dicks

Mine is 6'' x 3.9'' so no I don't.

15cm girth (6" ?) at thikest stage
doesn't help you when your face is ugly

I pass, 6" girth

too bad I'm a weirdo and a misanthropist

Normie "chad" here.

I have big cock and never had sex that lasted less than 2 hours and I never had much trouble making a girl cum. Sex really isn't rocket science and most time they cum, it's from foreplay. The vadt majority of women exclusively orgasm from clitoris stimulation, so a big dick is nothing more than a bonus. The real meat of sex is the foreplay because it stimulates the mood and the girl's imagination as you kiss her body and whisper dirty things in her ear. Women are all about that mood.

Still none of them will stay with me because girls don't kniw what they want and they'll forever be confused even when they have the next best thing in their life. All of this performance anxiety is worthless because no matter how good in bed you are, how good you cook, how manly you are, the dating game will be shit regardless and you will have to sort through an ocean of shitty women to get to one you can hold down for a couple of years at best. There is not one normie or chad that I know who doesn't have it bad in love.

The real redpill is this: Romance and love is shit, period, no matter who you are. All you can do is accept it and see what happens.

>>39210986
My penis is 5'3 but doesnt fit in toilet roll

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>6" length
>5" girth
Pre-measured
feelsgood

>>39210986
so if mine doesn't fit through that means my pee pee is average or what?

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>length 5.5"
>girth 5.5"
>cut stays: UN
>ball size: slightly larger than grade A eggs

All this semi decent shit and a chubby Stacy chooses a fucking manlet Chadlet to fuck instead of being wooed by my advances.

Is there a place where i can brag about my big penis, like post pics and get praise/creepy comments or something?

>>39213519

/soc/.

ongo bongo

>>39211773
>Standard American

Like Burgerland has anything standard

>>39213645
There are no threads on soc about big dicks anon. Just dick rate threads.

>>39213660
America is the fucking empire of standards. We have standards for our standards. We invented the idea of standards. Do you have any clue how many regulatory agencies we have? You're pitiful government couldn't hope to even come close to that number.