My wife and I have been married for 5 years today. She's

>>35275926
>Normie taunting

Alright? what do you want from us?

>>35275926
Urwife is ugly

Even after marriage ur a cuck

>>35275926
Grats. Also how often does your wife have to feed on the blood of innocents?

I can see the future and I know how people will die.

>>35275926
Hang on now, they never said anything about their father dying.
imgur.com/a/RND5E

>>35275961
How will I die anon

>>35275926
lets see a tour pls

>>35275926
Wow congrats on your boy-wife
Tell us about your stable job, yearly vacations, and the beautiful 2.5 children you have with your boy-wife. We are all very interested.

>>35275926
She looks like a child. Are you a Mormon or something OP?

>>35276031
kek, t. mad neckbeard

not everyone lives in their mom's basement, faggot

ps: you're a faggot

I hope I can have something like that one day.

>>35276034
>looks like a child
>are you a Mormon or something
>or something
>"""""something"""""
Wait is Mormon synonymous with pedophilia now?

>>35275926
I would not be able to resist impregnating that woman.

You'll die from blood loss most people die from blood loss. OP's wife will have her guts spill out I saw it clearly.

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>>35275926

DELETE
THIS
RIGHT
NOW

I HATE YOU SO MUCH WHY DO YOU NORMIES TORTURE ME SO MUCH. FUCKING SADISTS

>>35276169
I'm not OP. Soooooooooooo

>>35275926
Congrats, you win. You can stop rubbing it in our faces. Do you even have any mercy or are robots the only group that preserved its humanity in 21st century?

>>35275995
Alone

Originaldo

>>35276070
>>35276034

So are you a Mormon or not OP?

Or are you Baptist?

>>35276054
Mmmm not a faggot as I am married. Also don't live in my moms basement (been paying my own rent since 18yo). Also have my BSN.

Please what is your objective with showing us your boy-wife. Please elaborate

>>35276220

>Robot is starving
>Normie walks by with food
>"mmmm this sandwich is so good munch munch munch oh man this is tasty hahah"

>>35276197
because normies are psychopaths, it is a surprisingly common mental disorder.

>>35276289
But why do they do this? Do they understand it's inhumane? How can they claim to still be called humans after this? Why are they shown as victims in media when they suffer, and robots are shown as disgusting, inhuman (hes ugly eww) sacks of flesh who "lol deserve it"?

Humanity, what the legitimate fuck?

>>35276366
I'm a normie and I don't consider myself a psychopath

>>35276402
psychopaths are able to perform empathy, you can tell me that bullshit all you want but you are still psychopaths.

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>be so insecure about your happiness that you take pictures of your wife to brag to literal autists and social misfits
>going out of your way to try to kick people while they are down
>most of them are now wacking off to her

why do normies even bother coming here

>>35276402
Then why do you enjoy posting stuff like in OP?

>>35276427
do you really think psychopaths would tell you about themselves?

>>35276452
Good point. Now I'll think twice about helping out anyone in need

>>35276427
I don't post stuff like OP.

>>35276422
I suppose you're right. But I don't feel like a psychopath.

>>35275926
http://imgur.com/a/RND5E
Google reverse search says he stole this from reddit

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>>35276375

Humanity can be crueler than you can possibly imagine. It's actually pretty damn funny how much normies push optimism. They'll tell you you can accomplish anything while grinding you into the dirt with their heels.

>>35276525
Then he might not be a normie after all. I knew they were slightly evil, but not that evil

>>35276532
I've never witnessed this firsthand so I will have to take your word for it. Humanity is generally pretty humane.

>>35276543
you think he wouldn't brag about it on leddit?

>>35275926
I see your wife there, but where the fuck are her eyebrows? What the fuck happened to them?

>>35276608
Ready to do anything for Chad.

>>35276591

>humanity is generally pretty humane

I don't think I possess a reaction image which could convey my bemusement.

>>35275926
>shoes in flat
You Americans are disgusting and I bet she smells like her vaginal discharge

>>35275926
Congrats then OP

>posting photos of your wife on the internet
Disgusting.

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>>35275926
Steal more shit from imgr retard. Get fucked

this thread is fucking retarded

why the fuck are you creating this on fucking r9k nobody gives a fuck about your wife please go on living

you should not be here why are you here this is so stupid im fucking dying laughing with this