I fucked my 57th TINDER girl tonight, and I recorded the fes

No alcohol was needed this time, she was down as fuck


https://my.mixtape.moe/ustjga.MP4

Sushi bro! Couple questions for you. How tall are you and what kinda car do you drive. For research purposes.

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nasty humans.


to all da pha**0ts out there dont make it a 300 replies

why bother fucking 57 girls if they are all look exactly the same

see guys it's easy all you have to do is be Chad and have a huge dick

Also seems like you have an affinity for latina girls. Probably cus they're the easiest to bed.

>>35275749
>Sushi bro!
what?

>>35275651
You are the guy who fucks fat Latinos while deluding yourself that they are "thicc" right?

Real impressive!

>>35275651

Are you the guy with the picture of you on the toilet seat

Fuck you chad nobody cares

>>35275769
>>35275777
all the same chick

>>35275733

Is this it? Really

If this is how the average "chad" has sex I must be a porn star. I can't believe it, does sexual prowess mean nothing go girls.

Hey Sushibro. Glad to see you're making more lewds for us.

>>35275651
>feeling special because you fuck girls

rofl

>>35275749
I'm 6ft just bee urself

>>35275794
And yes that is me , I'm here to give you guys hope and tinder lines to use so YOU can get laid too


https://my.mixtape.moe/jwymsq.MP4

>>35275834
>And yes that is me , I'm here to give you guys hope and tinder lines to use so YOU can get laid too

You know that's a complete waste of time, your facial structure is the only reason you get laid your lines and personality don't matter. These women have already decided to fuck before you even start conversation with them.

>>35275822
He has to hold the camera steady, normie. Right?

>>35275788
He's a Latino

>>35275733
>That shitty fake moan

God if i ever have sex that shits gonna make me lose my boner.

>>35275834
Did you actually buy sushi for all 57 girls ?

>>35275834>bee urself
what a load of shit

go to hell chad

At least show us her pussy and asshole dude

>>35275834
So if I say the right things on Tinder it doesn't matter that I can't keep conversation going IRL or make eye contact.

>>35275880
Most of the time they forget about the sushi and we just drink and fuck


https://my.mixtape.moe/sqgobx.MP4

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>>35275651
FUCK OFF NORMIE!!! REEEE OUT OUT OUT GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEE OUT!!! OUT OUT OUT!!!

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>bragging about getting laid on /r9k/

for what purpose

>>35275966
Lol nice. If I didn't have a gf I would probably be living it up like you.

more videos, got a money shot?

>>35276007

To brag. I had a guy who claimed to be a diamond smurf that raged all game and got wrecked.

>>35276007
Probably to inspire virgins on here to get off their asses and go clap some cheeks already.

>>35276075

No. He's inspiring no one. For all we know he can be paying these girls.

He's just a beta loser. Real chads don't post on r9k and certainly don't brag on r9k.

>>35275966
>He has a big dick as well
Life is so cruel.

>>35276107
i guess everything is shit when your the crab at the bottom of the barrel

>>35276322

Sure, I'm not the one who has no friends so he has to pay girls to fuck them and post about it on r9k.

>>35276336
>everyone who talks about fucking girls pays them
>everyone who post on r9k has no friends

no not everyone is gonna lay down and let themselves become full of regrets and missed chances.

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>>35276336
I don't know why your so angry? I don't pay girls, just bee yourself Lel, download tinder and give it a go , as long as you aren't ugly you will get laid

>>35276407

Oh okay.

Bee nothing

>>35275651
>>35275733
>>35275834
Holy shit I just entirely lost any and all interest in hookup culture. It sounded like it could be fun at least, but jesus christ this look empty and disgusting.

>slaps ass
>grill starts moaning like a whore
wew lad WEW LAD

>>35275651
you look like a pineapple

>>35276407
I've been reading your posts for a year or so and I like them, but as a fellow normalfag to another, you need to swallow this redpill: most robots are either
- morbidly fat and ugly
- 19 years old effeminate looking boys with no confidence
They're not going to wake up one day and become masculine hunks sitting like kings on their toilet throne while feeding sushi to tinder girls.

>>35276478
>Holy shit I just entirely lost any and all interest in hookup culture. It sounded like it could be fun at least, but jesus christ this look empty and disgusting.
How do people ever have the idea that it isn't empty and disgusting? Do they get this idea from porn?

>>35276498
you never wake up to it, you try and work towards it.

>>35276407
Normie leave reeee.....

also this >>35276498
you're a 6ft tall attractive person, you really think the B urself meme will work for actual robots?

Question for those who have used tinder successfully and know about it.
My gf is a bitch and cheated on me, but I didn't break up with her because I have cheated on her in the past. It's kind of a weird relationship. Anyways..
We are currently sharing a phone. Is there a way to use it without her finding out? Can I delete and re download the app without losing any progress?
Also.. I live in a town that's about 35 miles from my old town. I don't want any girls in my old town to see me on tinder. How specific can I make the range?

>>35276537
holy fuck just fucking wow. get a cucking relationship already. that sounds painfully a lot of work to maintain.

>>35276498
I'm fat AND have no confidence. One year I stopped being fat but it didn't help the latter.

>>35276407
I'm 5'7 135lbs with social anxiety

Help me

Why would anybody want sex with a whore like that?

>>35275651
you are a psychopath

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>>35275651
Good job man. Just got single, bout to fuck my first tinder slut tomorrow night.

OP do these girls let you tongue their asshole?

>>35275651
Sushibro!

1. Do you have more lewds?

2. Do you have an advice forum of something?

3. Why are you helping robots?

>>35276892
>helping

Lol

>>35276636
That he is, but check out that sweet Grestch in the background.

Hey, psych-OP, did y'play any sweet licks on that badboy?

Make a full imgur or something, I like jerking it to slutty normie girls.

>6'

I'm 5'6 so I was fucked from the start

>>35275733
>No alcohol was needed this time, she was down as fuck

jesus christ you drugged unwilling girls before?!
stop deluding yourself to be chad, you're just a creep who drugs girls but manage to get consensual sex on 1 out of 57 girls
fuck you

her voice is ugly

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Damn this is gross. How do normals enjoy this? It's just an ego thing right, they brag to their bros about sluts they banged.

Can't be fun living a soulless life.

>>35277191
she sounds like when you rub two balloons together

>>35277201
>talking about soulless life on 4chan
>having sex is soulless
are you one of those guys who thinks "personality is attractive XD"?

all the girls ive seen you post are short and fat. you are fucking the garbage of society so what

>>35276407
SAVE ME SUSHI BRO

>>35277071
>>35277169
>>35277235
>>35277274
>>35277392

>>35276519
can't do anything about the ugly you nigger

>>35276537
Use meetme on the computer
It's like a depressing tinder Facebook

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>>35276498
this 100%. I'm 5'6" and ugly as fuck. I lift all the time. This is my body. I've had sex with 4 girls in my life. One from Tinder, two long term girlfriends, and one whore. I'm pretty confident and I act pretty alpha, but because I'm so fucking short and ugly, it doesn't really matter much man.

>>35276407
I swear to god I matched with that Oliva girl I think. Do you live in 757???

>>35276407
Dude. NO ONE cares. Get the fuck off of this board normie

>It's a thinly veiled "Troll the lonely robot with media of what they crave the most" thread
Don't be an asshole, bro, they don't come in your place of business and shit all over the counters so stop

>>35275651
>you have to evaulate yourself on number of women you fuck
Get back to me when you do something productive with your life like running a successful business.

>>35278069
I think you mean validate himself, anon

>>35277748
girls like ripped bodies, i advice to shed bodyfat

>>35278080
Its almost 5 am here give me a break nigger

>>35278083
Wasn't there a mass study showing women preferred otter mode out of any male body type? However you are right that low bodyfat is more important in getting women.

>>35278090
Same here, but okay, pham. You get a break

Take it to /soc/ Chad.

Sage.

>>35276075
Tinder isn't for gfs though.

>>35276521
>attractive
This guys fuck ugly. 5.5 at best. Simply has a chad bio and probably group pics of him and his friends showing his social. That's it. I know people who are disgusting and still get tinder sluts.

>>35275651
thanks man , i appreciate your work .
keep them coming .
(still v-card here)

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>>35275651
Thanks Tinder bro, your threads got me to download Tinder and I fucked for the first time two weeks ago. The same girl is coming over today to smoke weed, eat pizza and have oral sex

Does tinder pay you to do this or some shit

>>35279238
Was literally and orginally thinking this. There's always at least two threads a day and the TINDER is always capitalised to grab attention.

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>>35277748
>had sex with 4 girls in your life

why are you complaining

>>35276407
>as long as you aren't ugly you will get laid

Shocking, who would have guessed it

>>35277748
holy fuck them traps man
noiiiice

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Holy shit it's my favorite poster again
Please tell me you are going to be our guy this year kek

>>35279186
>your threads got me to download Tinder and I fucked for the first time two weeks ago.

What did you say?
And, when you met, how did things progress?

>>35277748
You look good bro

FYI the only people who give a fuck that you're short are just garbage people looking to make themselves feel better by bringing you down

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>>35279639
Just said hi, bit of chit chat, what she does etc, asked her for her number. Then I told her that I wasn't looking for anything serious, was the same for her. Then I suggested that we watch netflix together.

She was alright with this, next day, at my place, we both drink a beer, watch narcos and wait for pizza. I was really scared to make a move, so I didn't really do anything the first 50 minutes. We watched another episode. Towards the end, she then put her hands
closer towards me, i start stroking her arm, when we looked at each other I went in for the kiss. We made out, she sat on top of me, I unbottoned her shirt and that was it. We fucked for the next 50 minutes, she gave me a BJ at the end aswell.

Probably should have made a move faster, but apparently I give good enough oral that she wants to make this a regular thing.

>>35275826
>feeling special because you don't fuck girls
>>>/r9k/

I am going insane all i want is girl to touch me and me not have to pay her to do so.

Why is this shit so hard for some of us, literally thousands of drunk loose sluts out partying a couple kms away right now but what the fuck am i suppose to do?

>>35275966
did you seriously raw dog

>>35276478
literally makes my skin crawl I feel you anon

>>35276611
Not, OP anon but O might be able to help you. Where do you live? Do you have KIK?

>>35275651
Fake and gay

Oregonatti

>>35279754
i am already here, unfunny retard
and you have to go back, redditscum

>>35275834
>I'm here to give you guys hope and tinder lines to use so YOU can get laid too
shut the fuck up faggot, all that matters on tinder is attractiveness, not "muh game"

t. guy that went from unnattractive to attractive

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>>35277171
originally bait

>>35277748
You look like shit desu. You look like me but with chicken legs. Only I don't have an ugly face and I'm not a midget. I don't get why short guys aren't all jacked. It's so much easier for you.

>>35279722
>Manlet delusion

How big is your dick sushi Chad?

>>35276407
>as long as you aren't ugly you will get laid
the average man is considered unnattractive to women (too lazy to look the study up but you can google it) and people on r9k are below average. SO, the great majority of r9k IS ugly by women's standards

>>35275651
>>35275733
>>35275834
>>35275966
>>35276407

>Has good genes
>"WHY ARENT YOU DOWNLOADING TINDER TO GET LAID"

Fuck off already cocksucker

>>35275749
>>35275777
>>35275880

You sound like a massive faggot kys

>>35280055
yup this faggot has been posting the same shit for months now. i dont mind if he does it on /b/ or something, but he specifically does it on r9k, where all the sexless losers reside. its absolutely pathetic and insecure of him to brag to the lowest of the low for months straight

>>35276407
>all those snapchat filters for profile pictures

Women are the worst.

op what discount code do I use? Do I use code 'sushi' for 15% off my tinder purchase?

>>35276320
You know what's crueler?
looking like a hobgoblin and having a big dick.
Welcome to my world.

>>35277748
>short

I'm also short (around 5"3), my girlfriend is 5"2. Last weekend she had a "girls night" at our house and I sat around drinking with them all while they bitched about guys.

The one who's 5 months pregnant and the father of her unborn child won't talk to her (because she told him she was on the pill but she sucked at taking it and I was also on antibiotics which messed it up) said that she wouldn't fuck anyone shorter than her, that was inexperienced or that she had to grow to like (meaning she doesn't care about personality that much.)

Most of the other girls listed of various requirements too.

It made me realize that a lot of girls have requirement that they won't budge on because they mostly have guys lining up who fill those requirement and it's up to them to choose.

I also think the reason they're all so picky is was because it was a girls night devoted to bitching and fantasy. If time goes on long enough they'll give in, like anyone would.

>>35276407
this is some severe autism

>>35280190
Alright, anon. Confirmed manlet her, too.

Let me ask you a question: if the roles where reversed (where YOU could pick and choose), would you behave differently?

You are implying that women are shallow. Most people, make or female, are shallow.

>>35280126
Anon, there is such a thing as a female "size queen." Your new job is to find one. Here's you're blue apron. Now don't forget to greet every customer with: "Welcome to Wal-Mart! Do you like big dicks?"

>>35276407
>no chad voice
>no social skills
>no smartphone

:'(

>>35280600
Everyone is shallow. Just women have the benefit of being able to be choosier than men.

If I had girls lining up for me, I'd be choosy too, that's just nature.

>>35276407
I've got zero matches.

Op post a full video wtf. Fuck these 6 second clips, don't tell me to join tinder I'm ugly af just let me fap vicariously thru pov sex reeeeeeee

>>35280667
>choosy
>not fucking all of them
there's a huge difference.

>>35280715
this why hasnt this been done yet

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>>35277748
here's some redpilled truth for you

girls hate us manlets, we are doomed, I'm 5'10 but women still call me short

Bump for videos

>>35276611
I don't remember posting this.
blockety blocks

>>35275651

Am i on the right board?

Actually had to check for a second


Fuck off chad normie

r..ruh..re..REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw decent looking, well off financially and perfectly normal but 5'6

WHY GOD WHY, I can literally feel a girls pants dry up whenever they see me irl, sucks so fucking hard

>>35275651
sushichan i need to know how to make a decent profile so I don't waste my tinderplus

>>35276478
What did you expect? Sex without sentiment is just as empty as masturbating. It doesn't deserve the effort, especially ugly ppl like us who have to work hard to get to fuck a girl.

>>35275651
TINDER TINDER TINDER
fuck off retarded nigger jew shill

Lel this is still going , I just woke up

>>35282273
>>35279186
>>35279735

If you haven't seen this, you got me laid sushi bro, thank you :)

>>35282273
post cliff notes of your story bro, were you once like us?

Is there hope?

>get a match
>realize she looks underage
fuck this

>>35281478
>>35276512
Really good points, I guess I don't know what I expected. I didn't get the idea that it wasn't empt and disgusting from porn... I think I just imagined it would be sort of like "relationship sex", without intimacy but at least having fun, not in a way that felt vapid, empty, and entirely emotionless.

It really looks like masturbating. And I'd rather masturbate alone...

>6'
>not ugly
>stocky as fuck
>confident
>above average dick
Lol just download tinder bro

>>35275651
What are some of your academic achievements?

>>35282353
I was always a misfit , I was just never ugly , I've been going on 4chan since 2010 and I never left , lost my virginty at 15

>>35276407
Most of those girls look like trannies. Nelly would be nice if she didn't fall for the plucked eye brows meme.

>>35282290
Your welcome bro, I'm here for you

>>35278349

If he's a 5.5 at 6 feet symmetric broad face Nw0 hair strong jaw I'm a 1/10.

You're retarded.

>>35282273
Post full vids man

>>35280667
Thank you. That was my point. Hearing girls talk about their preferences that exclude you is hard. It's doubly hard because we are in the midst of a social movement that expects us not to say similar things about the opposite gender (not "fat shaming," don't call her "bossy"). This dynamic makes it very hard for guys who aren't conventionally attractive. To make things even worse, *you* are going to be blamed when a girl rejects you: you don't shower enough, or don't have social skills, or are a "creep," or don't have "game." There are cultural disadvantages to being a guy...and this is one of them. I think it helps to understand, just like there is no smoke-filled backroom where old white men decide how things are goung to be to enforce a "patriarchy," there is no "sisterhood" that decided women should have this advantage. It's the market. Understand how markets work, and your chances of finding a partner go up exponentially.

>>35277748
I showed this pic to my wife and she said that you have "a pretty bangin' body." She doesn't care about your height (which is good, since I'm three inches shorter than you!).

>>35277748
Imagine lifting for 3 years only to realise you will never achieve what you want because you have poland syndrome

I got a handjob from a landwhale off tinder that was more trouble than it was worth. She was legitimately crazy and would blow my phone up but wouldn't have sex with me unless I dated her. Ended up blocking her.

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>>35280012
i would say i have chicken legs

>>35283612
pretty much

>>35283683
pretty much what? you don't even know my pain you able bodied FUCK

>>35283710
oh sorry. i mean if you're not at least 5'10" lifting doesn't matter at all. Any other syndrome or symptoms inclusive

>>35283749
I'm 6ft
I'd rather be a manlet and have my pectoral muscle ;_;

sushi bro where do you post these vids? u got a eros acct or somthin

>>35283773
the plastic surgery required to fix this is much cheaper than limb lengthening surgery. it would be the same as getting a tit job. fuck off mate

>>35283817
I live in eastern europe, a surgery would cost 10k euros and it would look like shit and basically useless
the average wage is 290 without taxes
it would literally take me 3 years of no food and saving up to get that surgery

>>35275786
it's his name

>>35280658

>no smartphone

emulator my man

>>35281123

>5'10

stop it with this fucking meme. A 5'10 male is still taller than 98/100 females, or ~80-90% of females in heels.

>>35277521

yes you can.

you can fuck 57 5-6/10s instead of 7-8/10s

>>35283856
a tit job is like 1/8th the cost of lumb lengthening surgery. i;m not sayng it doesn't suck man, but at least you're tall. you aren't picking up girls shirtless. and if you get them to the bedroom, just leave your shirt on

>>35284592
Now now, /r9k/ is all about pitiful excuses. They don't take well to being reminded that taller guys are more likely to be virgins.

>>35284634

limb lengthening surgery fucks you up for life for the sake of growing a few inches. Good luck doing anything remotely athletic after having that shit done.

>>35284680

I'm totally down for using height as an excuse for being a khv incel (5'4 myself), but it's ridiculous how guys who are 5'10 moan about their situation.

>>35279800
literally go out and talk to people jesus

>>35280600
>You are implying that women are shallow. Most people, make or female, are shallow.

http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/1225428-OKCupid-study-shows-women-say-80-of-men-are-quot-below-average-quot-looking


you literally too naive, young, or just plain fucking stupid to say stuff like that.

But Chad, what if I don't want some shallow uninteresting stacey to fuck? what if i want a gf and to fuck somebody i could actually tolerate keeping around in the morning?

>>35286533
Then start dating , what's stopping you?

>>35286708
i'm awkward as hell and even the "weird" girls want some nu-male guy who is confident about his weirdness

>>35286736
It's not your awkwardness that is stopping you, it's your attractiveness, you can literally say anything you want to a girl and if she thinks your attractive she will fuck you, If your not attractive then your fucked bro

WOuld love to see what OP looks like

>>35286848
i'm not ugly at all so that's a little encouraging

thanks sushichad

>>35286708
I suppose that you're fit. Then you must know that there is no gym for your ugly face.

What I mean is that even if you are not fit but have a cute face you will get a thousand of laids tbhqh.


T. chad maybe just maybe

>>35286867
Then look at the videos he posted?

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well, boys?

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>>35276407
>as long as you aren't ugly you will get laid
DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE!?
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>I aint clicking that shit nigga, one thousand trojans

Online dating doesnt work for the average looking guy and theres lots of amateur porn out there.


>SAGE in all fields

>>35276498
This. There's no point trying to help us. I'm a fat bald manlet with a micropenis. There's a reason people like me are quarantined here.

>>35288266
because you're too lazy to go on a diet?

>>35288301
oh is that gonna make my dick longer than 3 inches?

no. fuck off.

>>35276407
sounds like you try too hard man. I'm all for pumping these cunts as much as you are. but you're using too much effort spinning plates. Sushi? Hanging out? just to get laid and with with multiple girls no less. I mean rock on if that works for you but I see it as a huge waste of time and money just to fill these sluts. I dunno, maybe I'm not seeing something here cause I'm trying to up my tinder game as well, I'm not a bad lookin dude, I just hate pics of myself.

>>35288317
actually, it's quite likely that several inches of your penis are encased in your pelvic fat

>>35276399
then why are you here? go to /b/?

>>35288385
i've measured since before i was morbidly obese. i'm 3.5" erect so I know exactly how small it is. granted it's inverted right now so it looks even smaller, but it's still a fucking micropenis.

>177 fucking replies to the regular "chad gives common-sensical advice and gloats about his generally average sex life"
You idiots are your own worst enemy. Why do you feed this fucker's ego?

>>35288524
>morbidly
so even then you were obese and your dick was hidden in fat

>>35275651
I matched with a ton of girls, but I don't know how to close. I don't have my own place, so I feel like I'm fucked from the start.

How do I go from matching to fucking breh?

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>>35275834
Anyone who can't get laid with tinder is beyond saving and you're a pathetic loser for thinking hooking up is something special.

Seriously, what kind of turbo beta posts the 4/10 sloots they pull on fucking tinder to 4chan? Only an utter failure would have to take these pics to 4chan's bitter virgin board to think he made an accomplishment.

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>>35275966
>Rawdogging online hookups
Absolutely haram

Were you a virgin before you downloaded Tinder or something?

>>35277748
>Lift all the time
>That body

toppo kekko

>fucking 57 girls and not any of those developing into a real multi-year relationship

gas yourself degenerate. this is not something to emulate. either he doesn't want a relationship in which case he is going to wind up a mentally fucked up 35 year old still fucking college chicks or he does in which case his shit personality is chasing them all of.

You are no better than a dildo to these girls, and it is hilarious to see someone derive so much pride from it.

>>35277748
>I act pretty alpha
acting tough and gazing at every man like he's your arch nemesis isn't alpha, anon.

>>35286848
You don't want to help us, you're rubbing it in. If I see you in public I'm beating the shit out of you

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>>35288991
>not feeding him lead at a speed of 343 m/s

>>35288812
>unironically saying 'gas yourself degenerate'
>thinking you're somehow a morally superior human being
back to /pol/

>>35289093
I'm definitely morally superior. Fucking 57 girls is absolutely disgusting. Guys need to be slut-shamed too.

>>35289149
Saying thing like "gas yourself degenerate" and "guys need to be slut-shamed" makes you morally inferior.

>>35289093
You are a hedonistic degenerate though and no better than a typical slut.

>>35289213
Not him but gas yourself tbqh phamalam.

Here have some unseen footage

https://my.mixtape.moe/wfckoc.MP4

>>35275651
Hey OP,
Just wanted to let you know I've been reading your blog for a while now. I really enjoy it, and think your life is really fascinating.

Keep it up!

>>35289253
>>35289271
People like you are worse than any slut.

>>35275651
Why does every girl you post sound like they're on tranquilizers?

>>35289281

Can you post a full fuck video man? I need a fap before mummy comes home.

This is the same fucking mexican slut as last time. At this point she is your girlfriend.

>>35276407
This is the same fucking pic is last time too.

There is nothing to gloat at for having a beaner gf whos also probably illegal. There is no way you fucked 57 chicks with that face either. /thread

>>35289312
People like me? You mean people who actually value the idea of monogamy and the traditional family? Monogamy is the foundation of civilization and you hedonists are playing with forces you cannot understand the repercussions of.

>>35275651
Literally the same chick every time, you just send shitty pickup lines and get 1 or 2 responses which anyone could then pretend like you fuck them all when really you're banging the same beaner every time.

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>>35289312
So I, some guy who tries to get by and has rightful thoughts about filthy degenerates who contribute to the downfall of western societies, is worse than any slut? Wew lad.

>>35289409
I value the idea of monogamy and the traditional family. But I think it's absurd to go into hysterics whenever someone else prefers to be promiscuous, and I think it's doubly absurd to have a superiority complex about it. Anyone who unironically uses the word 'degenerate' like you do really needs to grow the fuck up. Or at the very least, sequester yourself to /pol/ where you belong so I don't have to read your bullshit. Jesus fucking Christ, how fragile is your ego that you need to rabidly attack promiscuity in order to feel good about yourself?

>>35289516
Yes, you are. Because you are hateful and bitter, you are delusional, and you blow things out of proportion. All you do is spout negativity. The world would be better off without you.

I saw my ex on there yesterday and deleted that shit boi

>>35289545
>people who want others to have fulfilling monogamous relationships and raise a family
>people who fuck someone different every week without respect to their feelings or concern about the long-term consequences of their actions

hmm I wonder who is better

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>use tinder in my area
>get some SJW's, muslims, and dumb fucks (Britain full of super dumb brainlet women)
>make my area into los angeles, san diego, etc
>match lots of hot girls

cucked by my country of birth.... fuck you!

>>35275966
Your dick looks weird, are you circumsised?

>>35289545
>you're hateful and bitter waaaahhh
yeah, I tend to be realistic and not cloud my thoughts with faggot optimism mumbo jumbo.
>muh evil negativity
get a load of this normalfag. Where the fuck do you think you are. slappy?
>The world would be better off without you.
Buh huh that truly hurt me, y-you wouldn't really mean that would you, anon? :'(

>>35289618
Anon im in LA and get pure Sjw and fat/ugly chicks though barely any +8

>>35289553
Let me guess, you think her holes weren't already filled regularly with cum before you met her?
Although, would be even worse if you were cool with that.
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMALFAG

>>35289431
I've posted numerous videos of different girls every week on here, your delusional and your jealousy is showing

ahaha dude having sex because it feels so good
duude i'm soo cool bra
look at me dude

>>35289613
They're both better than bitter loners who sit around on imageboards talking shit about people for having sex in a way they don't like.

>>35289679
We were each others first relationship and no why would i want that....im no normie now

>>35289699
I'm just trying to help people see the light.

t. guy in a fulfilling relationship

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RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT! GET OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIEEEEEEE

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>>35289732
>We were each others first relationship
Anon I

>>35276611
Me2bud

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>216 posts
>126 posters
breally mkes u thnk

>>35289739
Telling them to gas themselves helps nothing, and I doubt someone as hateful as you is in a relationship.

whats the difference between two people using each other to get off, and masturbating?
jerking it doesn't risk an unplanned robo babby, aids, and having to go and meet people desu

>>35289766
Unless a 14 was getting fucked left and right then ur right

>>35275651
fuck off normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OF F FUCK OFF C

>>35289798
>You are only allowed to post in the thread once
But I know what you're implying. That one person (OP) has made 50% of the posts. Let me ask you this: which do you think is more likely: OP samefagging this thread to the extent you're implying, or approximately half of those posters making a second post?

>>35275651
>have chad face
>have chad body
>have chad voice
>have small dick
>am awkward as fuck
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

>>35289854
i think about half of the replies to OP are OP
he seems pretty mentally ill desu

>>35289947
He doesn't seem mentally ill. He seems like your standard failed Chad. Born with attractive features and good genetics, but still unable to compete with real Chads due to being a beta. This leads to self esteem issues. To cope with this he comes on /r9k/, where he knows he will not find anyone superior to him, and gloats about his "conquests" under the guise of giving advice.

>>35282502
>not going for it anyway
Whats with all the libcucks here?

I match with a few girls but 50% of them literally never reply after I say hi

Is this normal or what.....

sigh

>>35289828
You actually feel and enjoy another body.

Also, knowing a girl likes you enough to fuck you is a huge self esteem booster

If babies come, then just ditch her. Hit it and quit it. Casual sex means that men get to fuck without dealing with a woman's bullshit

Do you guys pay for tinder plus sounds way better than waiting and the other stuff it comes with

>>35290335
I live with roommates.

>>35279800
look up 'tyler hard case newbie' on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OVZ9xk1B-o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcrhwatDkUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzqCZNqgeag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGp25fn25Cs

>>35275651
>average TINDER date actually looks like
Except you are not average , you are chad.
No wonder people like you open threads saying it's so easy to get laid, they just don't realize they look like chads.

But post more

were you the guy a few months ago showing photos (not videos) but photos of this chick in a car who was naked and shit? crazy how time flies

>>35275651
How old are you Sushi bro ?

>>35289699
>boasting about sexual escapades to bunch of loser nobodies on that very same board

K

The amount of butt hurt virgin betas in this thread is delicious.

>tfw I will never be dominated by Sushi Bro

why live?

>>35292312
Including you
Origin

>Asian
>5'6 with a 5" dick
>fat face

There's no hope. Every time I get a response it winds up being a bot.

>>35275651
Can you post some of the text chats you have, i'm never sure how to conversation should progress

>>35289289
Whats the blog

>>35275651
I fucked my first I told her she was fat and now won't talk to me lmao. Mexican bitches are too ez. I even said make America great again as I came.

>>35281478
you got it right anon

I just came across a creature I never thought could even exist. She is skinny as hell, has glasses and braces.

Should I wipe right and try to get this one for a night? Bonus points for the fact she isn't even going to stay in the city for long.

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>OP not only gets laid but can even manage to get 240 replies when I can't even get 20

There's no winning, not even in my safe space

Lol she's just laying there like a worthless slut who's either not enjoying herself because she's ashamed of being a walking trash can or your dick isn't bomb

>>35292662
for some reason a lot of asians i know have baby fat on their face

>>35275651
can you post chat logs?

what do you say when you meet people irl?

>>35292743
MAGA

yeah i always act the same way, after i nut in them i go no muzzle and just tell them how i really think and then they hate me