Grandparents Ordered XXL Pizza for grandkids who never showed up

>>35336200
It's sad, but at least they can keep it as leftovers.

>>35336200
Maybe they shouldn't have been assholes them their children wouldn't have raised little assholes

>>35336217
Almost that entire pizza is going to waste.

Oldfags eat very very little food.

They keep a full fridge out of habit and it all wastes.

I want a big pizza like that all for myself

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Thats a big 'za

This is why I'm not having kids.

CREMATORIUM NICE AND HOT

>>35336200
That's one big pizza.
How much would that cost?

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>>35336200
someone's getting taken out of the will

>>35336200
What are those little tables on the pizza?

>>35336320
considering the multiple topping and size, over $40.
Not sure how far over.

>>35336347
Have you never ordered a pizza before?

>>35336347
you must be from a shitty Balkan country.
they are to protect the pizza from touching the top of the box

who took the picture then?

>>35336364
I did, but I'm from germany. Never seen that before.

>>35336347
they keep the box from crushing down and half the pizza getting stuck to the top lid.

>>35336376
>>35336394
I see, thanks
oregano

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never forget you're alone in this world, everyone will eventually leave you

>your parents will die
>your siblings will get their own families
>your friends will completely forget you
>your wife will love you less and less with time
>your children will alienate themselves from you
>your grandchildren will be so distant they wont even bother to humor you with attention

>>35336200
what is this, 2006?
nobody cares about family anymore OP
adjust your calendar and keep up with the flow or you will be stamped as a mentally disabled creep

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>>35336452
>it's a "reifag is posting faggy shit" episode again
fucking reifags, man

>>35336808
>he is an Asukacuck
Get out normie.

Does this mean everyone becomes a robot someday?

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>>35337072
Looks like this is now a best girl thread

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>>35337072
daily reminder that rei is a whore who more than likely got fucked by a middle aged man

>>35336239
Not my grandparents. They experienced wartime scarcity and even in peace were never too rich so they'd seal it and pack it in one of their chest freezers.
I saw some meat pies that were from the 90's the other week in there.

>>35337116

I feel like an NGE rewatch. If only I had friends to watch it with,

>>35337209
>rei is a whore who more than likely got fucked by a middle aged man
Rei is shinjis mother and Gendos wife you fucking idiot

>>35337362
Nobody's ever going to eat that shit and we both know it. They're the only ones that don't know. Fucking oldies.

>>35337807
Clone of Yui =/= Yui
Cuck.

>>35336376
>Americans rather have plastic in their food than some cardboard
JUST.

>>35337955
The plastic is going to be there for an hour at the longest. That's nowhere near long enough for the chemicals to leech into the food.

>>35337955
You don't eat the plastic, dude

>>35336200
Who took the photo then? Checkmate atheists.

>>35337993
Here in Europe you don't eat the box either. Maybe lick the topping that is stuck there from it when nobody watches.

I haven't seen a pizza table (those little plastic thingies) in like 20 years.

Do they still make them? What pizza places still have 'em?

Why would they order a XXL pizza for their grandkids without knowing if they would come over in the first place?

Holy fuck who avoids the grandparents? My grandpa was a Vietnam vet who considered me an utter failure as a man, but he would've taken a bullet for me and constantly bought me vidya and clams casino pizza.

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>>35336452
Well my parents hate, me I have no sibling or friends and I'll definitely never have a wife or kids so it looks like I'm ahead of the game

>>35338149
I started avoiding my grandparents after my mom reminded me that they'd be dead soon so if I didn't visit I might never see them again.
I don't want to visit someone and feel sad they'll be dead soon.

They're dead now.

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>>35336452
>never forget you're alone in this world, everyone will eventually leave you

wrong
my boys on the /r9k/ will always be there for me

>>35338186
Sorry to hear robit. Should have just cherished the little time you still had. I made the same mistake with my childhood dog and still regret it.

That being said it can be hard. One time he fell during a family picnic and I cried like a bitch when I saw how much pain he was in.

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>>35338179
same actually

>>35338239
tru, stay up playa

>>35338005
>Alright, gramp, just look miserable for a moment!
>Cheeese
>infinite internet points

>>35338239
>my boys on the /r9k/ will always be there for me
/r9k/ is already disappearing, when was the last time you had sex and questions about gf threads are now regular and accepted. give it another year and /r9k/ will be unrecognizable

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>>35338179
>looks like I'm ahead of the game
made me LOL (laugh out loud) to be honest

>>35338407
>/r9k/ is already disappearing, when was the last time you had sex and questions about gf threads are now regular and accepted. give it another year and /r9k/ will be unrecognizable

regardless of the medium or place anon I have a feeling there will always be A place for us.

Think back to the collapse of digg or myspace in the early 00s, I'm sure many of the people who used those sites thought they were irreplacable. Well they've been replaced.

Even if /r9k/ degrades to the point robots like can no longer recognize it, there will ALWAYS be some place on the web that's more accommodating to robots, as long as we still exist

>>35336303
for you
original baneman

>>35336239
My grandparents never kept excess food when they were around. My dad jampacks 1 fridge in the house and 1 fridge in the garage though. It pisses me off, but honestly he has every right to at least have one indulgence and his is food. He's pretty much totally upstanding in every other way. I'll pretty much never surpass him in the conventional sense, but I don't even want a normie life anyway.

>>35336200
Damn, I really need to visit the only grandma I have left.

>>35336217
That's the saddest part about this. Everyday they eat the leftovers they remember this feeling

>>35338149

I avoid my grandmother because she's a roastie. Why the fuck should i help females in my country where they did everything they could to collectively reject me in favour of Chad and get free jobs for themselves at my expense?

>>35337955
the melted cheese can stick to the lid as it cools, then when you open it the whole topping comes off and your pizza is ruined

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>>35336200

Sorry Gramps, but as soon as you pay of the mortgage, yourrrr outta here!

>>35338607
>there will ALWAYS be some place on the web that's more accommodating to robots
Yeah places like wizchan which are dead as fuck, digg and myspace were normie sites they didn't have a niche community like /r9k/ does, once this place is gone robots'll be scattered across a bunch of dead sites

>>35336200
how did they get it through the door?

Except someone was there to take a picture. Where did you even find this picture OP? Honestly I don't believe this story.

>>35336382
They stop the pizza from being squished, in the event

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>all these people making jokes
No!

>>35337116
>>35336452
i love her bros. Ideally tho, she is an unreachable idea. May her memory live on.

>planning a meal that large without getting any RSVPs
Kind of their own fault, desu.
How they got that old without learning that particular lesson, I don't know.

>>35338149
>grandma is emotionally manipulative and viscerally repulsive- recently had me spending a huge chunk of my time (three days a week) caring for her night and day
>still feel like a right cunt for disliking her so much and will probably visit weekly even though I've been replaced by a govt. nurse

>>35336200
>Grandparents Ordered XXL Pizza

They deserve to be alone in my opinion.

1. They have each other what do they need meme visits for.

2. My grandparents actually cook for me. If I suggested they order a pizza they'd probably burst into tears or be deeply offended.

3. Taking this picture to garner sympathy is pathetic and just convinces me they are attention seekers.

Seriously, I've never heard of grandparents ordering takeout for their grandkids. Disgusting and shameless and sad.

>>35342590
>I've never heard of grandparents ordering takeout for their grandkids.
>my grandparents are better people than anybody else's grandparents because the senses that facilitate cooking haven't degraded in them yet!
>nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nah-nah-nah
You don't deserve grandparents at all!

>implying the grandkids didn't have a good reason for avoiding these old normies

all these people just assume the grandparents didnt have it coming

>>35336303
I know that's from Batman, but I can't help but hear him say that in his creepy Littlefinger voice.

>>35342655
That they took this picture lets me know for sure that they had this coming.

>>35339388
Why even bother replying? Hes just an insecure foreigner

>>35342794
I only see littlefinger as CIA

>>35336200
This fucking hurts why did you do this to me

>>35342590
>Every grandparents have to conform to my shitty self-centered standards

>>35336200
Fucking boomers. That's what they get for destroying Western civilization.

>>35336364
>murifags think this size is normal

>>35336200
Just means more pizza...
>>35336303
...For you

that made me sad. i don't like my grandma just because she can't hear. it's annoying having to yell to talk to her.

>>35343202
I'm in NZ and normal sized pizza still have them, albeit just one on each. Sorry you don't live in a developed country bud.

Granpa looking for a more efficient way to attack his glorious giant pizza. Grandma thinks the whole thing is rediculous. This pic is just cute long marriage stuff ya'll

>>35343140
seriously

fuck you OP. >>35336200

i would never do this to my grandparents. everyone OP IS A LIAR. ITS A MYTH.

EVERYONE SHOWED UP. NEVER COME BACK TO THIS THREAD GOD BLESS THOSE TWO BEAUTIFUL SOULS GOD BLESS

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>>35336808
>asuka
Literally 3dpd the character.
Rei cloning means she's forever young and you can have as many as you want.

>Quick Martha, make the camera float in mid-air somehow, and take a photo of us pretending to look upset

Did it ever occur to anyone that these people might have been completely insufferable and abusive jerks to both their children and their grandchildren? Don't be so quick to volunteer your sympathy.

>>35343546
>>35343417
These replies squished together is only true reality. Don't be sad._._.