>*pulls up beside you walking* >"Yoooo my man why

thanks dude i feel lots better..

>>35336018
truth be told, most humans don't care enough to stop and do that. Even the narcissistic ones

So I would assume he legitimately has SOME level of care, and would brighten my day up for a split second.

Despite all that I'm not "in the dumps" like most fags here so i wouldn't need it

Look him dead is his eyes, flash him my genitalia and give him a head nod then keep it moving

>>35336018
That would actually brighten my day.

>tfw have found myself falling in love with chads and not caring about the roasties
ahhhhhh

>>35336018
This is bullshit, nobody speaks to me. Not even my family.

>>35336018
wow that's rude, he should've asked if I needed a lift.
Well maybe he was in a rush, in that case it was nice he asked if everything is allright with me.
hmmm if it would be easy it wouldn't be life I guess.

>>35336018
That would actually make me feel really nice
>tfw NOBODY cares enough to say that to you

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>>35336371
I care anon.
Hope you're feeling alright.

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>>35336018
>tfw you went into high school believing the jocks are bullies meme was true
>turns out theyre the most positive of people as long as you dont get on their nerves

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>>35336018
Lots of Chads are pretty cool guys. It's just that they don't understand the problems you're facing; it's as alien to them as having sex every day is alien to us

>>35336018
I'm sad because you won't let me choke on your cock and swallow your cum

>>35336018
>*unsheathes katana*
>*slices his vehicle in half*
>"Only now senpai, will you know my pain"
>*adjusts leather jacket and walks off into the distance*

>>35336018
is he going to give me a lift or what?

One time I was walking to my wagecuck job at Walmart and a Chad picked me up in his Audi to give me a ride for the rest of the way. He said it looked like I was in a hurry and it was too hot outside to be walking. He was in a really nice suit and sunglasses and seemed like a really nice guy. He drove with such confidence, it was weird. I could tell how girls could be instantly seduced by him. It kind of made me feel a bit demeaned and inferior though. Why are Chads so cool?! And to make it worse he was my age. 24. REEE

>>35336501
>tfw unironically Gamma+

I'm studying music and giving up on a normal life has made me much happier

>>35336226
This.
I need to leave this board.

>>35336018
>tfw this actually happened to before
I unironically felt better afterward

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>>35336501
Delta positive, eh could be worse

>"Wait, come back! Please!!"
>tfw I realize I'm getting a boner
>go home and masturbate to the thought of giving him my virgin butthole.
>remind myself that I'm not gay, but I'd rather service Chad than be Stacy's cucked doormat.

>>35336082

Reminder that all things considered, Chad is in fact /ourguy/ and genuinely cares, but is overtaken by status and commitments that prevent him from helping further.

>>35336664
You could probably live a more content life as a Delta+ than as a Beta-

You guys are retarded.
Chad is litterally the best friend you can dream of.

>made friends with some chads
>became really good friends
>they pushed me to workout
>they pushed me to read
>taught me how to fix a car
>i taught them how to computer
>got my first "gf" because of them partially

>>35336935
This man speaks the truth. Stop hating on Chad. Stacy, in all her self-centered entitled glory, is the real enemy. Even Chad gets sick of putting up with Stacy's bullshit.

>>35336935

If you have a benevolent chad as a friend he's amazing. An asshole chad as a friend is a nightmare.

>>35336018
If I'm being completely honest some of the nicest people I've met have been the stereotypical Chad types.
I remember one time I was sat next to an admittedly dumb as fuck Chad, all we'd talk about is eachothers activities, I never had much to say but as you can imagine he had some funny stories, and he asked me if I'd ever had a Girlfriend and I said no.
He didn't make fun of me, not even for a split second.
He just said "Hey don't worry about it, stuff like that sorts itself out"
I only sat next to him in one class for one year and it was the last year of college (UK).
He wasn't a friend per se, but he was the only person there I talked to regularly.

>>35337020
Just to give you an idea- he had a comb over, perfect jawline, and only wore sporty clothes.
Was pretty much in the top of the hierarchy in terms of groups.
He could've bullied me to suicide and nobody would've given a damn, but he chose to be nice to me instead.
I'm not sure I would've done the same in his position.

>>35337018
This. My benevolent Chad friend got the hottest girl in my grade to grind with me at the homecoming dance in the 9th grade. I still see him at the bar every now and then.

Benevolent Chads are possibly the most god-tier people. They genuinely feel empathy for autists and will often try to help them to enjoy the pleasures of life that they enjoy, a they feel sorry for those who are missing out.

The Eternal Stacy is the true enemy of every robot.

>you'll never have a Chad best friend who decides to help turn your life around, and take you under his wing as his chad protege

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>>35336501
>tfw delta positive
Not really a bad thing desu.

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>>35337018
Asshole chad isnt chad.
Would you follow asshole chad under bullets in a war scenario? I wouldnt. I'd gladly die for my real chad friend ( id be dead withouth him anyways).

>>35336935
I went to college and became sort of best friends with a Chad, in one of the first weeks I met him he said he'd get me laid. We went to a party at the end of the 2nd (final) year, some girl came onto me super hard, of course me with my rock bottom self esteem thought she was fucking with me and ignored her. Chad came over made me dance with her. I lost my virginity a few hours later.

He also taught me a valuable life lesson about not half arsing things when I showed him something I worked on and he called me out on my laziness. My ego was bruised and so I worked my ass off and made it as perfect as I could, lesson learnt.

On top of that his 'not giving a fuck' attitude rubbed off on me, I stopped being a sensitive little bitch baby and learnt how to handle and return banter.

tl;dr Friendly Chads are awesome, all Stacies are cancer

>>35336501
>tfw delta/gamma positive
dunno wtf im gonna do with my life when I get to the end of the year, fail this uni course and then my parents kick me out

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>>35336935
>become friends with Chad
>says he will help me in getting my Stacey-tier crush
>lose feelings for your crush and fall in love with Chad instead

>>35336564
only a gamma- would proclaim themself a gamma+

>all this normies/chads trying to paint themselves in a goo ligth
Fuck off, all Chads ans Stacies I've ever met are pure trash, i know for a fact that all are and will be the same.
Dont try to be the good guys now, you all deserve the fucking same

>>35337076
The robot is the true enemy of the robot.
Look within, you know I'm right.

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>>35336935
>tfw Chad wingmanned me for my first and only kiss
I wish I hung out with him more often

>>35336018
I'd smile more if you were ramming my boipucci every night

>>35336935
A Chad is a real alpha male.

A real alpha male isn't hated. He has a natural charisma that simply attracts people to him, even those who should be jealous. It's the type of person you just can't help but like, because not only is he amazing to look at no homo but he's also empathetic, reliable and kind.

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No joke I actually got a ride to school senior year from chad and his autistic girlfriend. Although it was mostly because it was raining and he wanted to impress stacy. Had a similar conversation and it was the worst 5 minute car ride of my life.

>>35336935
>they pushed me to read
Chads don't read. That's time that could be spent getting pussy instead, and it's not as though the vast majority of women have read anything beyond teen fiction

>>35337127
*brotege

>>35336018
Chads are good people. They're alpha because of their charisma.

>>35337014
>Stacy, in all her self-centered entitled glory, is the real enemy.
Because she admires Chad for the same things as you?

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>>35337337
that's not the definition of an alpha male though. Donald Trump is more of an "alpha male" than lets say a calvin klein underwear model or the guy in the pic. Being attractive and being charismatic arent what will somehow make you "alpha".

>>35337402
Oh they do.
Would still be throwing autism fits had i never read meditations by marcus aurelius.

>>35337710
Chad or no Chad, she spends her time gossiping and being catty while expecting everyone (male and female) to admire, worship, and defend her actions.

>>35337395
>Stacy
>chads gf
>autistic
U wot

>>35337762
>buying into one of the most plebeian and unnatural philosophies out there
Confirmed for retard who hangs around with retarded, likely illiterate Chads. Aurelius is literally babbys first philosophy.

>>35337710
>she admires
lol

When those whores go after Chad they only do it for self-interest.

>>35336702
wew I was confused about my feelings lately but thats kinda on point.
Im glad Im not a faggot :)

>>35336018
Thanks buddy, have a great day too!!

>>35337872
Still puts me above of 95% of people.
I never pretended to be an elitist, got anything worth to recommend ?

>>35337888
Sounds awfully close to the shit you say about Chad before you got to know them.

>>35337761
Alphas tend to not take shit and I respect Donald Trump for that too

>>35337965
Nietzsche is God-tier philosophy but you can't understand if if you haven't read Plato, Aristotle, Schopenhauer, Kant, Hegel, and a few others first

>>35336018
>implying i care about what some guy that won the genetic lottery says
fucking hate all normies and chads.they should all fucking die.

>>35336501
holy shit beta negative is literally me

>>35338095
"Alphas" who are you talking about now

anyway anyone going by this "alpha" metric is a complete moron

>>35336761

daily reminder that chad and stacy dont see us as competition or threats, so they genuinely are nice to us. its roasties and the stuck up bitches on our level that are the enemy

>>35337761

>trump
>alpha

lol

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>>35338277
if you're serious then you absolutely dont understand what Alpha means. You're confusing general attractiveness for "alphaness".

>>35338217
You sound like you're holding a bit of a grudge there anon.
Chad's aren't all that bad.

>>35336501
Is it possible to move on the chart? I was delta positive then just one day a fire lit under my ass and I'm slowly going beta positive.

>>35338378
who gives a fuck, if you want to be anywhere near an "alpha" based on this chart you shouldnt even care about meaningless oversimplifying garbage like this

>>35338406
But i dont care anon. I was just curious about why my attitude seemed to shift suddenly.

If chads are nice to you, it means you are so beneath them that you are not seen as a threat. You always punch up, not down. This is how I know I'm very good looking, other chads would always try to one up me in front of girls (but were nice to me when they were not around).

itt: Chad Internet Defense Force

>>35336018
FUCK YOU CHAD KYS

>>35339223
What do you actually have again chad though anon?
Apart from the fact that Stacy will pick him over you?
Chad is a good guy, he's not a degenerate like Stacy is.

>>35336018
This would never happen to me. People mostly ask why I smile all the time and giggle to myself.

>>35339463
this is true, but the problem is Chad cannot grasp the difference of perspective

Chad can be a good person, he just can never really understand. A lot of robots resent him for that, and honestly, I kind of do too; I believe struggle builds good character, and Chad's struggles are less... depressing than what some robots have to go through. Comparatively its rubbish to most robots.

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>*pulls up beside you walking"
>"AYOOO CUHHH What id do yeaa"
>"GRRRRRRRRA Fiddy hunnid hunnid gotta benjaminn nuuhh"
>"Shiiieddd spenna check on dat pussayy niccuh preachh Sib dat lean boiiiii shhyeahh thugga onna beat"
>*Drives off*

>>35339556
Yeah, I guess I understand that.
I wonder what Chad, who was born with good genetics and has had an easy life, thinks about people like us.

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>sit next to Chad in one of my classes
>invites me to a party
>say I can't come
>he asks why
>make up a lie about my car being fucked
>he says he'll pick me up
>"S-sorry but I need to study"
>tells me to text him if I change my mind and gives me his phone number
F-FUCK YOU CHAD WHY ARE YOU BETTER THAN ME

>>35338303

>trump
>alpha

lollol

>>35339622
He probably feels bad for us. Maybe some disdain.

>>35336523
lawlz

>>35339694
You should go anon

origami

The reason Chads are pretty good to people is because it's in our nature to want to help others once we've reached our goals. Chads have succeeded in life, so all that's left for them to do is to enjoy their existence and lend a helping hand every once in a while.

Stacy, on the other hand, will always do what she can to subtly remind everyone (male and female) that they're not quite as awesome as she is. The reason she can't "pay it forward" and lend a helping hand is because she's very insecure about being dethroned. Chad only gets wiser and more handsome as he ages. Even if he puts on a little weight, he can balance things out using charm, charisma, and a good sense of humor. The market of desire for older men is many, many times bigger than the market for older women (cougars). Barring fetishists, even the most beautiful Stacy will eventually come in 2nd place to the newer, younger, tighter-pussied, perkier-tittied model. ALWAYS.

It's in Stacy's best interest to fight tooth and nail to secure herself as the sole "alpha female." By doing this early on, she ensures that there will still be people waiting to admire, desire, or worship her when she finally "expires" (aka ages or gains weight).

CIDF is here

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>>35339583
>Er.. yeah... you too man

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>>35336935
>>they pushed me to workout
>mfw this happened to me and I told them no

>>35339694
go anon do it
you never know what could happen

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>>35336935
>tfw no chad bro to share my autistic knowledge with

>>35336501
I am an omega positive

>>35336018

>I'd smile more if you were cuddling me

Srs he's very attractive and looks like he'd be a good big spoon

Origino

LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK I WILL PAY YOU