TINDER IS AWESOME!!!!! WHY aren't you using it RIGHT THIS

>>35337193
why did you wait 2 days to message her back when it was going so well?

>>35337307
Not OP but it's never good to appear too keen. See how she was the one to send a message first after the two days, not OP. Means he has her hooked

Sushi bro post full vids or gtfo. No more 6 second clips faggot

>>35337193
you have to go back.

fuck you. origninn

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I got my first match a few hours ago but I dont know how to start the conversation.

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>>35337307
I get about 30 new matches every single day and it's hard to keep up with all of themes the weeks go by, I tend to forget about girls that Don't interest me as much

If you have a social life and enough friends to be able to put up pictures of yourself that aren't just a bunch of selfies, you don't belong here.

>>35337431
I'm not a very social man, I only have 1 in real life, most of my social circle is a black book I keep of girls to take out and fuck , I can show you my whole tinder profile if you want so u can take some tips how to get matches

>got tinder because I thought I had a nice face, just too skelly to attract irl girls
>only get one match after a week and she already stopped responding
Confidence annihilated

>>35337475
I wouldn't be able to keep up the pretence of being confident even if I did get matches, but thanks.

>>35337475
show it nigger if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if

>>35337344
I fucking love the fact that people here can notice all the little social cues and do's but can't get a fucking date while it's the reverse in the normal world.

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Wouldn't use it if it gave me a million chicks.

>>35337416
>Chad can literally post a picture of himself on the toilet and still get matches while your strategically angled and properly lit pictures taken with a DSLR get you no matches at all
Why live?

>>35337193
I already have exclusive bf and I enjoy my alone time.

>>35337385

This. Its really annoying. I mean if your gonna upload clips and not the full video at least make the clips 1 to 2 minutes long. Jesus fuckin Christ it can't be that hard.

>>35337672
It's a funny picture. Girls don't think beyond the surface you cunt. They'll think "LOL he's on the toilet, #funny" or somethign along those lines. Your pic doesn't attract anyone because you try way too hard,

>>35337726
>question normie social rules
>get called a cunt

>>35337385
>>35337706

gonna have to agree with this did he ever state why he dont do this? clearly he dont care about us seeing his face dude up a bunch of vids to xhamster or some shit

>>35337193
Because losing your virginity to a slut is worthless.
Might as well pay a hooker.

>>35337828
Sorry
>collossal chimp-cock chugger

>>35337637
It's because a lot of us are ugly/don't deal well with IRL interactions. You can do everything right and still get fucked over by some other bullshit that you can't do anything about.

>>35337859
I thought he posted some webms?

>>35337193
>>35337416
Can we please get mods ban this neanderthal? if you didnt already get it we all know how tinder works and nobody cares about you.

What should you write on your profile?

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>Girl messages me first
>Don't say something immediately sexual, tried to start conversation first
>Gets bored and stops responding
I was going to say something smooth after too baka, girls always stop responding to me though.
Why did she message me first if she doesn't even want to talk, I don't understand women.

>>35338258
Ban him unless he posts videos. No one on r9k wants to hear some Chad brag especially when he consistently teases us with short clips.


F U C K H I M

>>35338272
Probably because theyre managing tons of convs, so yo should be more persistent maybe

>>35337475
>I can show you my whole tinder profile if you want so u can take some tips how to get matches

Do it please. I think I'm a decent looking guy, but I'm struggling to get matches.

Been considering resetting my profile because I think my inner rating thing got fucked by me using Tinder for a few months while having really shitty pictures.

>>35338321
I was going to say
>"You know what would cheer you up, shush, a movie, and some cuddles"
Is that a beta cuck response? Also I have a huge zit on my face that I can't pop yet, If I set it up for next weekend will she lose interest by then.

>>35337475
Post your profile FAGGOT

>>35337644
>I'm important enough for facebok to give a flying motherfuck about my information

Ditch your delusions dude, you are not important enough for your personal info to be valuable to anyone. At all.

>>35338380

Yep that's such a gay best friend response, only women can say shit like that. And don't message her again, you'll look desperate and that's where you lose

>>35338492
he fucks low tier girls

lots of latinas/chubby/fattys

>>35338501
Doesn't messaging first means she want's my cock?
Her bio says 'looking for my man': Idk if that means fuckbuddy or boyfriend.
If I don't respond chances are she'll just move on to a more assertive/alpha chad.

>>35338492
>Ditch your delusions goy, you are not important enough for your personal info to be valuable to anyone. At all. hehehehe

>>5338606

Maybe she did but changed her mind or already found someone else, if she wants your cock she'll message you back, there's still chance she will, don't completely ruin it by coming across as desperate

>OP IS A SHILL


(lanigiro)

Here give me a second and I'll post all my pics from my profile

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This is how my tinder is set up

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Once you screw up with a girl this is it. There's no do-overs.

That's what's holding me back. I want to be rich and successful first.

>>35339019
>make them suffer
I like it.

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>>35337193
>I swiped right because I want to feed you sushi and slap your ass after a movie


Is this a normal thing to say now? It's pretty cringey

>>35339019
is trash talk good? I saw one of my favorite rappers da$h was performing with them

>people STILL bump these fucking threads
daily reminder not to feed chad's ego

>>35339114
Trash talk is fucking dope man, listen to their album 119

Gigantic waste of time.

>Download tinder
>To philippines with VPN
>Swipe like to everyone and everything
>Hundreds and hundreds of likes
>In the end only few ugly trannies liked me back

Well fuck, never again.

This tinder shilling needs to stop

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>>35337193
>tfw sushi bro looks very similar to my high school bully

these threads really sting

>>35338272
>posts ":3"
>"I dont understand women"
oh boy

>>35337193
Someone needs to make a dating app for robots.
>it's 3 "fembots" getting all the guys
Nevermind

Question here:

I live in a somewhat small (~300.000 inhabitants) town. Considering I'm also German it's not uncommon to reach the "end" on Tinder (esp. For guys).

Due to the rather small amount of woman I've came across a few girls several (up to 5) times. Obviously they deleted their account and started all over. Why? Are they hoping to get liked back by Chad the 2nd or 3rd time or what is it?

>>35338272
":3"
>"your ankle looks fucked up hahah"
>why wont she respond to me

gotta make a better convo than that man

Lel this Is still going

Original

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>>35338272
>Hey there :3.

MISHUN FAILED, WE'LL GETEM NEXT TOIME

Even if I acted like you OP up until meeting them, the moment I started talking in real life they'd get put off. I talk in an effeminate kind of monotone voice, and am akward as fuck.
She'd be like "huh you seem different in person" "oh ye. I was just pretending to be alpha he he. I saw some man who likes sushi do it on 4chan.

>>35341611
You just need to vocal fry whenever you talk.

Won't work because I'm short and Asian.

Opinion(s) on OkC?

I'm tryna go in for the kill soon

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>>35338272

>She fell down the stairs
>Woah that's wild!

This is why you will stay a virgin

>>35337193
lame these threads got old 86 threads ago. Are the mods retarded I thought this board was supposed to be original content?

>>35338606
You already lost that one, move along.

>>35338492
So you don't think he's important enough for anyone to use his personal info which is a valid concern but you think you're important enough that your daily social situations among other things should be posted on the internet publicly?

Holy fuck normies are so hypocritical

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>>35340464
WTF GUYS that's not advice, i'm well aware I suck at texting women. What else am i supposed to say when someone says "Hey" and nothing else. I swear i'm not as autistic irl.
>>35341783
P.S i'm not a virgin I've had sex on two separate occasions with some fatties well below my league.