>don't pursue women >people think you're a weirdo

>>35336296
Humans are complicated anon. You'll never win if you judge yourself on their standards

>>35336296
I've been thinking about this for a long time too. What exactly are we supposed to do? what is our place in society?

>can't have wife and family because not chad
>can't be a loner because that makes roasties toasty

>>35336296

But you are a weirdo and a creep.

>>35336363
>What exactly are we supposed to do? what is our place in society?

You're supposed to stop shitposting on a website all day, go outside, and improve your situation.

>>35336296

What are the chances I can get away with murder? I've played HiTMAN for 123 hours and I've watched some episodes of different crime shows.

>>35336404
Play blood money for a week.

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>>35336428

Way ahead of you.
Original Oreo

>>35336363
You be a loner because normalfags are fucking stupid and you shouldnt care what they think.
They know good and god damned well that having a family has been made off-limits to us for reasons entirely out of our control and need to fuck off and allow robots to at least enjoy their solitude.

>>35336397
This is arguably the least retarded advice you can give. The problem is that this board, if not 4chan as a whole, is filled with people that have already tried that.

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>>35336463
>tfw I want a daughter to raise and care for
>tfw I'll never have one because I'm a manchild and women are revolted by me

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>>35336533

>TFW I too, know this feel.

>>35336533
you want a daughter because you want to have sex with her because you cant relate to adult women you degenerate fuck

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>>35336296
>pursue women and people think you're a creep
i do not understand that, looking for a partner is literally what humans do in general.

>>35336631

That's... that's a lot of projecting there... buddy.

>>35336296
pursue women but don't be a needy cunt

>>35336296
Mother told me yesterday that It's ok if I'm gay or something
>I'm not gay but never had female friends let alone gf (22 lvl)

>pretend to be gay
>if gays start hitting on you pretend to be straight
>if anyone calls you out call them homophobic

>>35336830
We've finally cracked the code after all these years

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>>35336533
>tfw I want a son
>tfw I'll never have one for the same reasons as you
>tfw I'm too lazy beta and pathetic to even be a good father anyway

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>>35336533
>tfw you will never have children of your own
>tfw this is a much stronger feel than tfw no gf

>>35336631
What? Blind hatred, mmmm it smells good. I want to rape and torture all little girls pre teens teens 20 middle aged and grannies. All of them. Fuck you cunt.

>>35336458
Holy shit nice. I'm terrible at Blood Money, but I enjoyed Absolution a lot.

>>35336397
this is another catch 22

>stay inside
>you're a loser

>go outside
>told to fuck off

>>35336296
Have you tried being attractive? Attractive people can't be weird or creepy.

>>35336296
I bought an onahole and confessed to my friends I am not looking anymore.

They are concerned but can't recommend me any other course of action, as this is the natural solution.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0

>>35337226
you have two options to not piss of the majority of normies:
>be attractive
>do whatever the fuck you want
or
>be ugly
>walk that fine line between being engaged in society while being self-deprecating, submissive and safely boring
ie. don't hit on stacy - buy her a cake and listen to her sorrow when chad pumps and dumps. hit on the 35 year old divorced mom of two who is in the process of transitioning from used up whore to chubby middle aged woman - you'll make a great couple.

on the surface that doesn't even seem so unfair: like goes with like. it's just that the dynamic has shifted so much that if you're not an adonis or a bit derpy or not rich then you can forget about anything above a 5/10 until she has been trough the marriage wringer once or twice and become a 3/10.

the only way around this is teenage love and high-school sweethearts - because that's before women truly turn up their unrealistic self-estimation and expectations.

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>>35336690
But your main objective is to get a gf how can you not look needy?

>>35338289
It's impossible. That's the "joke".