There's a girl I like at work. I think she might like me

>>35531607
coming from an awkward weirdo, I am going to guess "flirting"

>>35531607
with your penis, of course.

>>35531607

Ask her out? Seems pretty straightforward

If she laughs at your jokes, then she probably easily laughs at everyones jokes.

You're not funny. You're not loved.

>>35531607
Come up with excuses to spend time with her.
Invite her for lunch. If she's already got plans with her GIRLFRIENDS XD, ask if you could join or w/e. If she brought lunch, take your lunch a little early and hang out with her in the break room.

Continue this process, get her number, add her on snapchat, whatever, talk to her outside of work, then invite her on a date.

There I gave you a multi-step plan. Go for it.

Just be warned OP awkward situations in the workplace are no fun. Not saying not to go for it, but be aware of the possible consequences

>>35531638
This is probably one of the last steps even if she's sending positive signals

>>35531607
How does she act around you?

Does she play with her hair? Smile when you speak? Laugh at your jokes even if they're extremely autistic?

If no to these things, she's just being nice

Go up to her, then just about as she starts talking put your finger on her lips and whisper "I know you want me, so how about we go to the restroom and have a little disney magic between us." Trust me you'll get bitches wet with this method.

>>35531607
You don't. You sit in the corner like the ugly piece of shit you are and let Chad live out your fantasy for you. Then you go home and masturbate.

>>35531722
Kek approves this post. Deliver OP.

>>35531721
>play with her hair
This is a strong indicator. The strongest is her touching you, especially your chest. If she touches your chest, you're in the clear.

>>35531722
>>35531767
>OP gets fired for sexual harassment

>>35531823
That's impossible, Kek approves it, so it'll work.

>>35531721
>Smile when you speak? Laugh at your jokes even if they're extremely autistic?
She does these two, what do I win?

>>35531790
Playing with her hair isn't really a strong indicator. It can be just a habit like biting your nails.

>>35531790
What girl goes up to you and starts touching your chest?

>>35531902
>It can be just a habit

Ofc it can but it's a known fact that women groom themselves around men they find attractive

If she touches your dick you'll know for sure

>>35531993
Not him, but some girl who was friends with my buddy, pinched me in the nipples. Am I good?

>>35531993
Not him but I've had girls do it. Usually in a playful manner with one finger, they do this to see if you have any pecs.

Women like to touch men in certain muscular areas to "investigate" if you're strong or not

>>35531902
True, but there's a flirtatious and obvious way of doing it, usually with the head cocked forward and eyes wide.

>>35531993
Girls who want to bang me

>>35532014
This is another strong indicator

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>>35532051
>>35532116
Leave Chad. True robots have never been touched like that.

>>35532197
It was a total fluke. I think she might have been insane.

Most of my experience with this is from watching my Chad friend. People he barely knows will walk up to him and start touching him like that.

>>35532197
>Not him, but some girl who was friends with my buddy, pinched me in the nipples. Am I good?

I'm still a virgin... Can I stay, please?

>>35531607

Be good looking then make advances. Give her an opportunity to react to a moderately sexual interaction, a joke, a touch or a predatory stare.

When I started working my female co workers loved it when I walked around with my pants zip/fly down. Some faux sexual interactions later I had a fair few numbers GIVEN to me.

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>>35531607
you dont do a fucking thing , if she or any girl likes you she will let you know

be patient and let her start every conversation and dont be intense ever


godspeed you colossal faggot

>>35532197
Stay mad virgin :^)

Just finished getting a backrub, shit was cash. Maybe if you lifted a little, girls would pay attention to you.

Mummy gives the best backrubs

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>>35532242
That's fucking retarded and the worst possible mindset to have.

Girls expect guys to be aggressive; even if she likes him, she'll want him to make the first move. Only the most Chadly of Chads will get girls hitting on them, and even those guys usually have to make a move, just as a formality.

Even if she turns him down, the experience of seeking romantic interaction with females is indispensable. Courting a female is a skill, and it can improve with practice.

>>35532029
Does she ever touch your forearm or ask you questions?

Don't

Unless you don't care about your job

>>35532230
>I walked around with my pants zip/fly down

Literal autism

>>35532399

This is r9k, of course I'm autistic.

>>35532354
>tfw still trapped in the first half of the first paragraph

I don't want my dream of a loving waifu to die ;_;

>>35531607
you got a source on that webm amfay?

>>35532368
Yep, I believe she was asian, she was questioning everything, she even act tsundere towards me (I hated that shit), but I didn't want to be with her because 'chads' always would talk to her and she's an outgoing person as well. Hell I remember one time she came towards me and we had a discussion then some guy grabbed her hand and told her "come sit with us, I'm sure that he wants to sit by himself with his friends." She declined. I remembered the pissed off look that guy gave to me, it was glorious.

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>>35532302
You cant hide from me Robo. I know how to scroll over spoiler.

>>35532446
I wouldn't want to be that guy, having sex with hundreds of people. It must be so mundane. It probably feels like jerking off to him.

>>35532512
Holy kek, I've been in a very similar situation.

My suggestion would be just to lay out your cards on the table. Get in touch with her and ask her to get coffee. Don't get all mushy, just be very direct. "Would you like to get coffee/go to lunch with me?" or something to the effect.

Consider the success to be in your request and not in her response. The trap that robots fall into is equating a positive response with success and a negative response with failure. Don't focus too much on her response, even if she says yes. It's good practice either way.

Good luck. I ended up losing my virginity to that girl.

>>35532660
>My suggestion would be just to lay out your cards on the table. Get in touch with her and ask her to get coffee.

Nah, man. As I've stated I didn't want to be with her, she asked me out but I've declined. Like I said she is out going and has a lot of normie friends, and she is always on social media. I knew I wouldn't be happy. Right now she is dating a 6'1 or '2 black guy and she is probably BLACKED by now.

if she touches you constantly

>>35532779
I see. Just out of curiosity, where are you from?

>>35532887
Orlando, FL

>>35532911
Me too, maybe I know you.

>>35532927
What makes you think that? What school do you go to?

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>>35531607
I've been here, boy.

She doesn't like you.
She never did.

She's just trying to be kind because she doesn't want to be an asshole to the poor local autistic guy that got a job here.

She is not interested, and is trying to be nice only because she thinks it'll get her good karma.

Your awkward self can't help but fall in love with the first girl that shows even the smallest interest.

We've all been there, brother.
Don't fall for the same mistake.

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>>35532354
Chad doesn't do any of that and still gets whatever woman he wants. What now?

>>35532911
Probably not the same girl then.

>>35533006
That's because Chad is better than you, and you're just a piece of shit.

>>35532911
Central Florida represent

>>35532967
Faggot Academy. Heard you're the new Dean

>hey you wanna go out sometime?
That's literally it. If she likes you, she'll say yes and if she doesn't, she'll say no.

>>35532967
UCF, transferred from VC

>>35532492
use the reverse image search button

>>35533108
Unwashed Cunt Fur, transferred from Vagina Crust? Gross bro, next time don't answer if you're going to be immature about it.