>mom's freind has a daughter about my age >she has

You're so dumb its funny

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>>35993053
hahaha

you got played nigga

lost your virginity to a single mother and got her pregnant at the same time

how is this even a question?

disappear until this blows over
might have to hold out somewhere for a year or two

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kek. enjoy giving your neetbux to her for the next 18 years

>>35993053
>her husband died in a crash
I can't judge her for being a single mother if her husband died.
>we were talking and shit and we just kissed then started making out
>she wrapped her thighs around my waist and told me to stick it in
But this is some degenerate shit.

>>35993053
die in a carcrash

>>35993076
that not going to work you retarded youngfag

>>35993053

Assuming that any of this is true (which I doubt), then it sucks to be you.

>she's now a widow with three kids and no income
>"I'll get knocked up by that nerdy guy and milk him for the next 18 years"

You are truly fucked if you're not just baitposting

Kill the other kids like a lion would

>>35993053

I know this is bait but I'll answer anyway

1. Tell her that you want physical proof of pregnancy

2. Tell her that you do not believe the child is yours and you will use every available legal avenue at your disposal to contest paternity

3. Tell her that you will never be in a relationship with her and the only further contact with her will be what is legally mandated

4. Tell her that if the child is determined legally to be yours, you will have no involvement in the child's life whatsoever beyond your absolute minimum legal financial responsibility

She will probably abort but if she doesn't just don't get involved and she'll find some other beta provider

>>35993176

Thanks, anon; now I have to explain to my coworkers what I was laughing at so hard.

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>>35993053
orijunuhl

>>35993053
You stupid fuck. Good luck having this thot bleed your paycheck for decades to come. Her husband probably committed vehicular suicide because he couldn't handle it.


Good luck

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>>35993053
Fucking bait.

But if not, you're a fucking retard. Enjoy your shitty life being a cuck.

if it aint bait then shit

take responsibility or some shit idk dont be a deadbeat dad

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haha you know how to wrote stories you !

oh and I'm goignt to save this, thank you>>35993263

>>35993053
I guess she just wasn't very careful, right???
XXDDD

If this actually happened, wouldn't it mean he could keep hitting it?

>>35993053
There's no fucking way this happened, originally OR unoriginally

>>35993053
wow, what a real post