>normie roommate works as a bartender
>he comes home with a pair of kneepads from the sporting goods store
>ask him what they're for
>he says he needs them for when he's fucking bar sluts on the linoleum floor behind the counter after hours
Literally what the fuck? Is it that easy for normies to have sex with random people?
>>36020170
he secretly gay and succ dicc lmao
>>36020190
Kek it's definitely this
>he actually believed it when it was obviously a joke
>>36020217
This is no joke, dude. I even thought he was kidding around at first, but he was 100% serious.
>not knowing bartenders and djs get mad pussy after closing hours