>tfw ran out of toilet paper >also ran out of tissues >also

you can wipe yours ass with a lot of things

Just order TP online, you can order it in bulk packages that will last you for months.

T. paper maker.

just shower

>>36020386
>frenulum tying.jpg
But why

>>36020386
newspaper
magazines
photoocopy paper
sketchpad paper
potplant leaf
your fingers

order takeaway with plenty of tissues

>>36020450
This, how was this not the first post, tpbp

>>36020386
Use your hand and then wash.

>>36020487
masturbating in the shower? is this shit normal? i hope you guys do not live with ya families

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>anno domini 2017
>wipe ass
Use water you stinky shit asses

>>36020515

>masturbating

we all thought you needed something to wipe your ass with after a shit.

if you're just jerking it use a god damn sock or just blow your load into the toilet.

>>36020568
desu I alternate between 3-4 squares of toilet paper, one being dry and one being wet, to wipe my ass

takes like 10 minutes but I get everything

>>36020472
Wont those papers clog the toilet?

>>36020515
masturbate to sperm jar. No wipes required

why the fuck am I following this thread. my life has become about giving advice to strangers from america shitting without paper. mfw.

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i usually just scream until mommy takes care of it

use your left hand

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Give me an explanation on op's picture or your frenulum snaps in your sleep

>>36020702
my frenulum already snapped with masturbation, but OP reposted a pic from a thread about penis problems. Anon didn't wanna let his parents know about his dick, so he tim allen'd it

Pajeet here you must use your hand and water

>>36020586
>takes like 10 minutes
>10 minutes to wipe your fucking ass

>>36020568
And how do you dry your ass? Or do you just walk around with a wet asshole?

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>>36020829
>walking with shitty ass is okay
>walking with wet ass is not okay
It's not like your anus is going suck litres of water and burst it later. If wetness is a problem, use the paper to dry (or friend's hand towel).

Use socks, wash them after

>>36020829
Yeah, 10 minutes

My shits tend to stick to my ass, or like 3/4ths end up in the toilet and the other 1/4 of it is clinging to my asshole and is all pasty and shit.

>>36021577

Then you're a fat fuck with a terrible diet.

>>36020386
Run to the shower

oraeiohaoiovpozef

>>36021774
I am not fat, I just don't eat enough green stuff.

I'm 158 at 5'10" and have been lifting for the past few months