>be wagecuck cashier >qt girl with 10/10 ass comes in >she

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where do you work? if it was something specific, go off that and ask her about that but first go in depth why you thought she was cute

>am qt girl with ass
>boyfriend is an oldfag virgin
>rather play league then bang
>???

>>36020124
I know this is a meme, but just be yourself.

If it's genuine and she actually liked your autistic self, you might have a chance at an actual relationship.

if she's a Stacy and really not interested in an autist, and you try to fake being Chad or something, you'll probably just fail anyway, and if she was genuine you'll probably have ruined your chance at a genuine relationship by being a fake dumbass.

>>36020370
>implying i'd fake being a Chad
>implying she'd buy that

Anon, I was stumbling over words and stuttering the entire time. She knows or at least suspects, that I'm an autistic virgin when it comes to women. I'll just be myself, then. Not full blown sending her pictures of my waifu, but myself. Do you have any advice as to how long I should wait before I send the first message?

>>36020428
>Do you have any advice as to how long I should wait before I send the first message?
Message her when you feel like messaging her. Say what you feel like saying. This is all part of being yourself.

>>36020124
Message today or tomorrow at latest, but hopefully at least 6-7 hours passed since your encounter.

T. Actual person with a gf

Stop listening to autists

>>36020124
Just text her you dumbass and maybe ask her out for a date, do you really need help with doing that? What a fucking retard...

>>36020632
Yes I do. That's why I've ended up here with crippling depression instead of being a Chad or even a failed Chad.

>>36020708
I told you what to do you numbskull. Text her today before she even forgets who you are

>>36020708
Text her right now, make a small conversation and see if she's still interested

>>36020740
>>36020745
Okay I texted her please no bully

>>36020779
Keep us updated duuude.

>>36020124
Not a pro but have some experience, don't wait too long(2+ days is a lost cause).

Keep us updated bro, good luck >>36020779

Screenshot or didn't happen

>>36020814
>>36020866
Update: She called and we talked for a bit. Asked if I had a car and I said no. She laughed a bit and said she didn't either, then asked if she could call me right back. I think I goofed. Oh well.

>>36021109
you are fine, she'll call back

text her after work

>>36020124

Oh look another good looking guy on /chad9k/

>>36021109

Well that's it then. Good game.

>>36021251
>>36021109
she asked about the car because she wants to see you
she's already trying to plan it out
you win bro

>>36021226
I'm not even good looking. My looks have been a source of ridicule more than once. The highest I ever got was a 5/10 from a hideous autistic roastie who literally said "Eh. Not bad."

>>36021109

At least now we know to add being able to drive to the list of things women want in a man.

Good work, anon

things that didn't happen for 500, alex.

>>36020124
I bet she does have a boyfriend but thought about the attention she could get from you if she said no.

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>>36020549
shut up faggot

>>36020428
here are the ground rules. You can't spend more than a week at the most with the initial texting. you have to hang out as soon as possible or she'll lose interest. Unless she insists, try not to text her much more aside making plans. Avoid walls of text. avoid double messages unless necessary in a certain context. Be straight to the point. don't hesitate to use emoticons and shit, try to be funny. Be ready to take a hint. vague, one worded replies and shit means it probably won't go much further. You've done more than I have so far anon, keep at it, if it doesn't work you clearly are capable of trying again

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>>36021311
Post pics, you made me curious

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She thought ''He's so ugly but maybe if he has a car I can use him''

>>36021325
We already knew that, which is why having a DL makes you a normie.

>>36020124
OP, I know a bunch of faggot robots are going to criticize you and give dumbshit advice, but I want to say that I'm proud of you for taking the initiative like that. No matter the outcome, you've done better than 90% of this board.

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>>36021325
You're welcome. I'm glad my crashing and burning could be used by robots to try and understand women more.

>>36021351
Gotta be honest, that sounds like a lot of bullshit effort just to get my dick wet. I don't feel like putting in 100% of the effort while she puts in none. If the car thing was enough to turn her off then I dodged a bullet. Silly me. Doing something I've never done before just because her ass made me drool.

>>36021397
Thank you anon. That means a lot.

This was not original.

>>36021401
i didn't mean to make it sound complicated, I'm just autistic about details. My point was for you to know not to get clingy. You think you're immune to infatuation but if this works out for you it'll hit you like a train. BE THERE BUT DONT BE CLINGY

>>36021401
anon. have a good time with her, and push her head deep in the pillow tonight.

get ready. tell her to ready up you are coming for here. take her to eat something, then kiss. then fuck. EASY SHE EXCEPT IT, YOU DONT HAVE SHARIA LAW I GUESSE. BE PROUD YOU CAN DO IT. IN SOMEPLACES YOU GET BEHEADED.

>>36021401
>Doing something I've never done before just because her ass made me drool.
Don't trivialize how big of a motivator sex is anon. Probably the biggest motivator for humanity.

Don't be so alarmed about the car thing. She may have been trying to use you for your car or then again she may just have been trying to plan something with you. You will have to wait and see.

Imho you should ask her out for coffee or a walk in the park or something casual.

>>36021460
I wouldn't even get clingy. All I want to do is fuck her in her fat ass and snuggle with her afterwards. I guess that's not what she wants because it's been about 20 minutes since she called.

>>36021564

You sound like a grotesque mistake of a human being. She probably picked up on some rapey loser vibes from you

>>36021549
Those are good ideas. Something that is casual and non serious. I like the walk in the park idea since I love nature to an autistic larping level, but how many girls like that?

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>>36021564
so be it. just give it a few hours. otherwise be glad you tried

>>36021564
GREAT OP.

GET READY, CALL HER TELL HER TO GET READY WE ARE GOING ON A DATE BEAUTY.

COMPLEMENT HER ON WHAT YOU LIKE, BECAUSE SHE AWARE.

you are great op. YOU DESERVE THAT ASS.

CHEERS TO OP

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I am genuinly happy for you Op.

you did great. its okay as you like.
i admitt i got excited for you here>>36021670

as you like.

>>36021564
This is why I don't even bother trying to date. Look at all these logistics, all the planning, all the preparation, all the wooing and whatever the fuck. We males aren't made for this. Used to be you brought her a bunch of meat and she fucked you

>>36021772
you cunt dont know how hard is it to get a hunch of meat. you never hunted in your pathetic life.
you arent even a man for today standards you think you will be in stone age, haha.

>>36021772
Yeah. Too much effort for me. If she never responds then I don't care. I'm gonna get a sex doll anyway. One of those don't make you jump through all the bullshit hoops just so you can cum in a warm hole.

>>36021832
Being a man nowadays is just looks and social skills. Some robots like myself are autistic but have great /out/ skills since animals and nature don't judge me and its comfy.

>>36020124
YOU'RE NOT A REAL ROBOT, UR A CYBORG, FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>>36021924
A cyborg wouldn't have gotten ignored within five fucking minutes.

>>36021892
nice, so we can be friends.

i slaughter animals and skin them, just give me a Knife. i dont know how to make fire. you must know.

>>36021924
Not really, even you could ask a girl out. Eventually some girl will say yes, even if out of pity. Then you have to pass the initial relationship social testing. If OP goes on a date and gets laid eventually (likely not on first) then he will no longer be a robot though.

I don't even bother asking them out, never have in my life.

>>36020124
You did well today anon, we call that progress

guaranteed you'll be over any nerves or embarrassment within the month

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Proud of you Op. j-just to let you k-know.

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>>36020428
>Not full blown sending her pictures of my waifu
DO
IT
FAGGOT

>>36022077
This, send her pictures of the competition

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>>36022077
>>36022389
She can't even compete with my waifu. My waifu is perfect in every way. Pic related.

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All women are thots dont trust her

>>36022077
Dubs command it.

But actually don't do it pls.

>>36020124
Text the shit outta her, dumbass
Try as hard as you can to not leave it there, ask her to meet with you somewhere so she sees you have the balls. If you just keep texting her and never trying to see her in person, chances are that she will not take you serious and think you are boring as fuck.

I'll give you an advice. If she replies, if she actually gave her real number, talk to her and be honest from the beginning, show you're interested, ask her out right away. If she doesn't reply your texts, then move onto the next one or wait for her to text you first.

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Text her after your shift, be yourself, don't be fake to try to impress her. Think about the implications of your messages before sending them to avoid saying/doing cringy shit. If she doesn't respond right away after reading your message, DO NOT text her again until she replies, or at least the next day. Lastly, send her pictures of your waifu so she knows what she's up against. It's only fair.

>>36022746
you probably posted this ironically but a real Satania would actually be a blast to hang out with