ITT last text(s) you received from a girl

unironically "yaaaaaassssss"

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fucking wife material, but we're in different countries. solid 8/10 as well..

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I was really unhinged before writing this, chose to walk 2 hours from uni to my house while carrying 25 pounds on my back, scraped my hands on fences and took a 40 minute cold shower to wash off when I got home. All so I could feel pain. This message came from a pretty bad place as a result.

Not pictured: That birthday cat emoji

>>36033596
how'd you guys first start talking?

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>>36033685
one of those find-friends-things on reddit

>>36033745
well you landed a real winner, hope you guys keep being online friends if she can't be a real gf

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>>36033745
posted this in the previous thread but it was almost dead already so

I have never texted a girl in my life you complete fucking idiot

>>36033908
your family counts

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From the last thread. Last text I got from a girl that wasn't school related or family. Blacked out part is a name of a nearby coffee joint

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>>36033633
all of my feels lad I'm still cringing

>fill the thread with pictures from the last
archive exists for a reason you reddit fag

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>>36033511
I don't have any of my old phones from before 2008

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>>36033776
thanks anon.. maybe one day... maybe
<--- my god

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>>36034065
I mean shit bro, even girls that are like us cant talk about this stuff all the time, they start to think were weird and obnoxious at some point, right?
Dont they talk about make up or some shit and girl stuff?
I dont fucking know what they talk about or do man shit.
Also ree normie get out ect.

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she thinks i raped her when she was the one who tried kissing me and bit my neck.

i just wanted to be a fedora and walk her drunk ass home. shes like a sister to me, is extremely mentally unstable, and ive never found her attractive, but we have been friends for 10 years now.

well, until this happened. its been over a month since we talked. she spammed my facebook the morning after it happened and didnt let me respond. i tried to ask her if we can talk and she sent me this.

not sure exactly what she wants me to apologize for, and i dont know how she is right about something i never spoke to her about.

ive learned to give up with women, even if im trying to legit just be friends with them.

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>>36034206
>obnoxious at some point, right?
absolutely. this shit is pretty old and i haven't brought up nazi shit since, i've made that mistake before lol. usually we just talk about whats going on in our lives

>Also ree normie get out ect.
i'm an extremely failed normie

>>36033998
I tried biting three of my fingers off after that, II wish I were never born.

>>36034282
So did you fuck her, or not?

I deleted it in a rage and then cut myself.

But it said "I don't want to leave you hanging but I didn't feel a connection. Best of luck to you"

>>36034365
i did not fuck her. all i did was walk her home, and when we got to her doorstep, as i was about to leave, she jammed her tongue down my throat and kept on pulling me back when i would try to leave.

i did walk back to her to try and tell her to go inside because she was screaming about me leaving and i didnt want her to wake anyone but she started biting my neck.

i literally walked around the block, called a cab, went home and took pictures of all bruises and the hickey she left me.

>>36034450
You're good then mate. I'd talk to her about it

>>36034498
she refuses to speak to me unless i "admit i was wrong and that shes right"

about what exactly?

also, word on the street is she gets drunk with my friends and cries to them about how she misses me and how she wants me to buy her a drink.

i learned that i should stay far away. shes extremely unstable. she literally said out loud in the movie theater "i hope someone comes in and shoots us all up." and started laughing.

>>36034537
Then stay away. I don't think this is as complicated as you think. If she's crazy, it isn't worth it, time to move on. We all lose friends, and it is shitty, but I guess that's life.

>>36033556
unironically "kysssssssss"

oregonian

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not sure what to make of this desu

I mean, she's not wrong

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>>36033511
After the #mytaxdollars I sent a pic of a text saying "do you want me to calm you down and show you memes"

She never responded but continued to send me shit through Instagram.

>>36034640
the fuck
you look handsome my man

>>36033633
You fuck, you're still going? Just stop with your "self-deprecating humor" and quit bothering that girl already, you're done

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Too fucking lazy to find this thread on my phone so...
>Just got high and scared about what happens when we die. Make me feel better
Am I cuck if I make her feel better?

>>36034744
How does suicide by slitting your wrist work?

Don't wanna google it and make my parents think there were warning signs, though I could probably delete the history.

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not the last text exactly but i've been ruminating over these messages the last few days

>But how do we move on
>we

does it seem like she's still interested (my ex) judging by the way she said that? or am I grasping at straws?

>>36034839
You're either a master (you) fisherman or severely autistic. To be successful cutting your wrists go down the arm, not across. Make sure that shit goes deep

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Not my gf, unfortunately. Got beaten to the punch by some other guy, whenever she shows care for me like this I feel mildly cucked

>>36034873
I know the veins will need to cut that way but not the effects on the body. Always assumed it was just profuse unstoppable bleeding.

>>36034922
cuck him bro

>>36034953
W-- what the fuck did you think would happen after 10 minutes of "profuse unstoppable bleeding"?

>>36034955
I'm not that sort of person, desu. Although I almost wish I could be, she's really adorable while still being within my level looks/body-wise.

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>>36035004

>W-- what

>>36035004
Specifically I don't know if it will hurt, how I can avoid making a mess, if I'll pass out, if it's possible to live through it somehow, how far how you need to cut etc.

>>36035027
y-you too (unoriginally)

>>36034841
Seems more like to me that she is implying that she doesn't want to be talking about the way that you both (actually just you) feel.

Her wanting to move on doesn't mean she still has feelings for you, maybe she is just done with talking about the past.

My advice, let the past be in the past. You dated, it was probably great, but it's over now and you should both find someone else. It's hard to move on sometimes when you feel like that relationship was so close to working it seems like the real thing, but have some faith that the real thing will come along eventually and just let it. No one is gonna date someone who is still living in the past caught up on an ex

>>36034922

she sounds cute

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>>36035135
She is, I don't get jealous often but then she reminds me how great she is and I get a feel or two

I haven't received a text from a girl, ever

>>36033777
>using the word 'rapefugee'

holy shit are you people real

>>36035351

you actually have to talk to girls

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>>36035419
I literally don't have to talk to girls.

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MATH119 or MATH136?
MATH237

Id rather type it so it can hurt me more.

Her(the girl I've loved since forever): hi!
Me; hey what did you do on Valentine's?
Her: I watched La La Land with my mom, have you seen it?
Me: no, I love musicals but it looks bad
Her: you're the first boy I know that likes musicals (emojis)
Her again: what musicals do you like?

Me: something something

Her; that's pretty cool I really like theater musicals

Her 2 weeks later: haha :)


I haven't replied in almost two months no, she's too good for me and I should kill myself lads.

>>36035542
Now post the screencap so we can see the parts you're leaving out, pussy

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> twf you're have conversations with your bf(gf) mostly in voice chat

>https://youtu.be/QuFoEWNQTDM

She knows that i like cardcaptor sakura

>>36034537
SHE REALLY LIKES YOU DUMMY

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>>36033511
>check phone
>Last text from anybody was from my sister on my birthday
>Basically telling me that I've hit rock-bottom and the only way is up
>mfw it was the only birthday message I got from anyone

>>36035175
Use it as motivation and if they get married you can always cripple him maybe

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t.chad
origionoli

The last text I sent a girl was my mom. Other than that, no one.

Fucking normies.

>>36035946
Take her to the bone zone pronto

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>>36033511
Sure thing
AMA

>>36036005
God I fucking hate relationships like this desu family

She sounds like a 13 year old girl

>>36036005
Are you 15 or 16?

X

>>36036030
She's 19 my dude. She loves my dude.

>>36035997
that's the plan my man

dsafdadsadsa

>>36036005
Where is she from 1-10 (score you think most would say, now skewed lovey dovey score). How long have you been together? If over a year that's pretty nice.

>>36036054
I cherry picked my dude.

>>36033511
"Nope, not bullshit, it's almost as it should be. But we should do more to get it where it should be."

>>36036069
Obviously I see her as a 10/10 but I guess a 6/10. We just celebrated 4 years together last month.

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>>36036005
i try not to say this too much but
GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.

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>>36036301
This better? Wew

>>36036452
>>36036005
holy shit you two are one cringy couple

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>>36036226
>I see her as a 10/10
>but I guess a 6/10

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>>36036452
>One of my friends has that same pfp

>>36036452
Holy shit dude.

I'd say you're cringey but I was the same when I was like 16. Enjoy her while she lasts.

>>36033992

Unironic "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEEEN SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"

>>36034640

>dat jawline

what are you doing here?

>>36035111

Actual good advice on this board? What's going on!

From mummy
>do you want Subway
Of course I said YES!:)

>>36035916

how would he cripple him?

>>36036059

She's mentally retarded my dude.

>>36036752

he's 20

>>36036902
Says the one on r9k
She's pretty cool my man. I guess you've never been in love or what? Then again each person is different and that's like your opinion.

>>36036922
Wtf nah I'm 23. :^)

>>36036999
>Hey my man, she's like, really cool my dude, like do you dig it my dude or what??
If you talk how you type I'd want to punch you IRL

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>>36037019
No not really. I grew up on the west coast so I kinda talk a bit like it. If you wanna fight me then come at me.

>>36036005
I know a Summer who would say shit like this to her boyfriend, she was borderline autistic and cringy af

You wouldn't happen to reside in Florida, would you?

>>36037048
I'll be behind the playground after school, show up or you're a pussy

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I'm the guy who sent this message last night in the other thread. She actually responded and said she was moving in a month and didn't want to start a real relationship. She also didn't know what 4chan was.

So sorry anon, if you're reading this, she just wanted some Chad dick before she hit the road.

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>>36037101
Oh nevermind, the thread was in my archive, here's her response

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>>36037073
Really? Wow. No, we live in Kentucky.

>>36037076
Do it, no balls.

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All my female friends are lesbians, life is truly suffering

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rate i guess
originalaa

>>36037181

originallioly cute

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Is this what it feels like to be a Chad?

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Vanilla one line texts

>>36037254
is u?

>>36035392
>reddit spacing
>implying that using the word "rapefugee" is weird for someone who has an ex who did get raped by a piece of shit sandnigger.
i've had dreams of being there and stabbing the motherfucker to death so let me rant in peace you fucking faggot and/or shitskin.

>>36033633
>i totallllyy forgottttt

dodged a bullet bro. trust me when a bitch does this shit, she is showing that she is a generic basic bitch.

>>36037320
bizarre banter out of context

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what did she mean by this.. hmm

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Gotta love being black sometimes

>>36035175
>being slow to the punch
stop being a little bitch, take up boxing and find some other slut you dumb fucking devil.

>>36037121
kys nigger sound probably just some redneck from Ohio

>>36038672
Jesus, do you have to talk like that?

>>36033596
>36033596
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
content lmao xdd tho

>>36034640
Ciaran?? Original blox fox

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Got bored, messaged chick, she came online to respond. Apparently she may have had a thing for me at some point according to mutual friend(s). Definitely doesn't now!

>>36038818


lol it\s how they want me to

>>36038870
In that case, use more eggplant emoji and "100" emoji. Look like the most ghetto-ass Obamaphone motherfucker ever.

>>36038672
>trashy white girls calling niggers daddy

You cam have them. That shit is too fucking weird man.

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last message i received from a girl

where can you find friends on reddit?

"On the way chaser"

She likes to call me her chaser. I love her to bits.

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This was my last text exchange with someone other than a family member

>>36039236
She seems Iike a keeper

>>36037121
>INB4 Louisville
You sound exactly like a guy I went to highschool with.

"I love you but you're really freaking gay"
t. my older sister

>>36033596
Whoever said that they are competition sounds like a huge cuck

>>36040327
Why did she say that? Suck sum dik?

>>36040485
No, I'm a dyke, she just likes to randomly remind me of the fact. It's her way of caring about me or something.

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Earlier this morning from my ex.

>mfw this thread always consists of pathetic cyborgs saying cringy shit to girls

>>36040545
>your ex
>you're mine

>>36033745
she seems very stupid and boring to be honest, not sure what you're so excited about

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>>36040545
Why are you talking to your ex?
What's the endgame here?

>>36040549
The fuck did you expect anon

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>>36040639
She is in denial of us breaking up while she was the one who broke up with me. It sounds p dumb its kinda messed up desu.
>>36040670
Its something i promised her once that even if we may break up we would remain friends. She is a nice girl anyways.

>>36040697
Tell her about how you talked to a cute girl today and she seemed interested in you and gave you her number.
Make her salty as fuck

>>36040709
Thats really rude anon I wont do something like that!

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>>36040697
Fuck other girls and talk to her less. Don't do anything spiteful but you need distance. Don't take her back under any circumstances.

>>36040757
Nah do it, make her think you're cucking her so she crawls back to you, or actually cuck her.

>>36040770
>>36040804
I won't take her back. I am just nice to her and I keep my distance also she cucked me

>>36040821
>she cucked you
>she thinks she can talk to her like that
Never talk to her again anon.
Never.
Cut all fucking contact with her.
If she bothers you in real life threaten to file a restraining order.
Do not associate with whore scum

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>>36040821
You have no reason to talk to her, so don't.

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She described my sense of humor as very "4channerish" once.

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>>36040835
>>36040873
>tfw too nice to be rude
How do I do it anons? I can't tell her to fuck off I would feel bad for the rest of my life if I do so.

>>36040936
Bad anon, whores are not for nice.

>>36040936
Don't reply to her messages and mute her number so it doesn't give you notifications. After about a week or 2 you'll genuinely move on.

>>36040948
>>36041034
I have already distanced myself from her and been replying her late,with one words and not acting interested in general. I am waiting for it to slowly die.

>>36041148
It will never die.
Don't respond to her at all.

>>36041148
>>36040936
Thats unhealthy anon
you should be my boy slut instead of being nice to the roastie

>>36041162
I'll keep her on ''seen'' then I haven't replied to her yet. She will probably complain why I ignored her.
>>36041180
But I'm not a slut anon!

>>36041229
But you can be!

>>36041256
n-no


original

>>36041282
Why not anon? We can even send the stupid roastie pictures of you all sweaty

>>36041300
That's forbidden love anon!

>>36041395
Thats what makes it so great anon, you're willing to commit a taboo with me and flaunt it in her face how you don't even respond to her messages

>>36037118
Thank you for existing

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i think i have a hemorrohid

>>36041547
Post the meme vid

>>36041581
https://youtu.be/4sZuN0xXWLc here you go ,,,,, bot

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>>36038769
I'm not hung up on her at all or an orbiter, it's just little shit like that that gives me a feel sometimes.

she sent me a picture of french toast sticks

i said jealous

"Spagoots is bomb af"

>>36041623
good meme vid even if pretty old

>>36041826
yeah im not sure why she said "new" but it was funny. she has a good sense of humor but the other day i made fun of her favorite rappers apperance and she stayed mad for 72 hours. im incel besides these long distance relationships where ik ill never meet her

>>36033511
The last text I received from a girl (that I knew IRL) was just the word "No" after asking to see her pantsu

help

>>36034834
No make her feel better

>>36035876
>she really likes you

its a shame shes a psycopath, has no hobbies other than having a boyfriend, and complaining about everything.

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I got a 9/10 to start being a regular the daily Shoah listener. Although she's mega austismo and used to be a regular here. At one point she started posting godly lewds on /soc/ and for some reason they began to think she was too good to be a girl and started having a go at her for being a trap. Also, here's my messages, get good autismos. If you're wondering what we're talking about, she came round to my house with sushi and an energy drink and drove me to uni in the afternoon and I crashed soon as I got back home

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It was from some lame app

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What is the answer, lads?

>>36042463
I gotchu
Hey girl are you a noose? Because you take my breath away

My name is [name] but you can call me anytime

Hey girl are you a pinata? Because Id hit that

>>36042510

Do I want to get into an 80 mile LDR though?

>>36042643
Do you have any other shot at a relationship?

>>36042669

No. She's the only lass who, in my entire life, has called me "extremely attractive".

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Sure, ill watch a """Movie""" with you...

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>>36042985
Get out normie, normie get out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>36033511
Well, here it is, anons

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only gril i talk to

>>36042643
80 miles? sorry that inconveniences you normie

>>36043995

The answer is yes. We've been going out for 2 months now.

>>36034657
>equalinty

>>36043916
Is she your gf, anon?

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Last message I received from the girl I was thinking of asking out:(

>>36040661
yeah
all his chat is about him sending a wall of text and her replying with "haha" or "yeah lol"

>>36044401
i wish but i havent asked her to be yet. im not sure what she would say. also she lives a few states away.

>>36043916
Pretty smooth

>>36044571
Women are whores nowadays holy shit lmfao

>>36034839
Down the tracks for results, across the road for attention

>>36038106
song lyrics i think my dude
googlefu found this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO-UyFL5cxY

>>36035077
All the way
Originaldo

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>>36040545
>still texting your ex
>you're mine
Fucking abort dude

Only girl who's texted me recently is a female manager at my workplace giving me this week's schedule. She also happens to be my oneitis

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I don't think she could handle my bantz

(The guy she was talking about was a chink)

>>36045060
>All the way
Thanks but then what? I'm the way I am because I was stuffed into a room for 8 years so I have no idea what heavy blood loss does to you before you die.

>>36036005
That relationship is not going to last past a year.

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>>36044571
Got a similar response anon:(

>>36037118
That's happened to me before. It was the first and last time I tried online dating. OkCupid can suck a dick.

>>36036452
WHAT THE FUCK!! IS THIS HOW RELATIONSHIPS GO???

>>36045157
>can't type worth a damn
>is too much of a cunt

At least you told her to fuck off.

>>36040709
Highschool freshmen do this and it was obvious even back then.

>>36040697
>remaining friends
That's a promise that you can break, especially if she's cockblocking you, or attempting to cockblock you. Otherwise, you're going to wind up stuck with crazy.

>>36041148
It won't. You can just suddenly block her number. You don't have to be nice to sluts, anon. They're not really people.

>>36044992
She's a whore for having sex with her boyfriend, and her boyfriend brashly telling off the cuck orbiting his girlfriend by sending him a pic of her? She probably didn't ASK him to send that pic to anon
Women have always had sex with their boyfriends, and men have always liked showing off their girlfriends and asserting their dominance.
Cuck anon should have not orbited someone else's girl.

>>36045157
Congrats, a woman thought you were annoying, went out of her way to tell you that she didn't want to talk to you, so you shifted the blame onto her being only attracted to asians as opposed to you just being a cringey loser.

>>36045651
No she quite literally was single the day before that was sent

>>36045713
Quite fine mental gymnastics if I do say so myself

>>36036059
>seeing meme on facebooker where man in spider outfit say finny thing so now j say it cuz I'm finny an randkm Xddddddddddd

"I love pizza so much"

She's a fatty, but can be fun to chat up.
Thankfully, she lives on the other side of the continent, so no worries about her wanting any dick

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What did she mean by this robots?

Originaww

>>36046200
Does she live in another time zone?

Maybe she's going to sleep.

>>36046508
Nope.

Turns out she's going to use her work break to sleep because she stays up all night playing vidya and hardly gets any sleep. She worries me

>>36035560
What does this meeeen
Oregano

>>36046668
FtM I assume

>>36034310
She hardly replies to you. Honestly she's not into you and it's easy to see based off the length and quality of her responses. Find a better redpilled girl

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She used to be such a prude.

>>36036005
I wish I had two phones.

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>>36045362
You didn't read any further down? I said four years. Nice to when someone is doing good someone's gotta hate. Shouldn't you be happy for the person?
>>36047721
It's real my friend. :^)

>>36047867
>4 years

Huh, well, you've lasted since 5th grade, that's pretty good. Have you made it to hand holding yet? I hear that's one heck of a milestone.

>>36047895
No, I met her when she was 16 and I was 19 at the time. Different states and all. We met on Xbox. I took a bus to see her three times and now we're living together. She's sleeping next to me right now. Why the negativity?

>>36036999
You're also on r9k, you retarded mentally ill sack of shit. Also, as another anon pointed out, that shit isn't gonna last.

>>36047936
Dude, you're on the fucking internet, nobody gives a shit. I couldn't care less if you're lying or telling the truth, it's more fun to think that you're lying.

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Am I officially a Norman?

>>36047992
The OP asked a question and I answered.
>>36048033
Oh ok I gotcha. Have a good day and don't forget to drink some water then. It's hot out there.

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>this thread
The only girls who message are my mother or want weed

omg this thread is so CUTE!!!!!! you all are so cute<3<3<3<3

>>36048472
Thanks. Now post self.