repeating digits gets to die in their sleep tonight
/b/ is down the hall, faggot.
>>36035596
let me get the sweet release of death
big money big money no whammy
repeating digits has to die in their sleep tonight
psh no way fag
>>36035633
rip anon
2017-2017
hot newt
>>36035655
rip again, anon 2
>>36035663
>663
Saved yourself by an inch.
>>36035675
>implying i want to be saved
what kind of normalfag do you take me for?
Pls be repeating
>>36035596
end my suffering please give me those gosh darn digits
> rolling to be the third lucky shitposter
>>36035596
gimme the same numbers, I want to fucking die already
>>36035703
Missed again. Guess you're just a normie after all tsk tsk.
>>36035596
Repeating digits and I post boipucci and kill OP
Will I also get the dubs of freedom?
Okay buttplug
>>36035765
trying again please just end me now holy shit
>>36035596
OH FUCK YES.
Time to chug another beer and wait for imminent death to confound me.
>>36035596
I'm scared but I'm gonna go for it anyway
>>36035596
ok
let it be me, god
>>36035866
those were MY DUBS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
...rerolling
I'm going to win this time I want it to happen
>>36035878
I was so close. If repeating digits I know it's meant to be
>>36035884
I am drunk as fuck.
Ready for the deep, dark chaos of KEK to surround my little piece of existence.
>>36035911
STOP DOING THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE
JUST KILL ME GOD DAMNIT
>>36035596
When you drunk that bleach, and you still wake up
Rolling!
Oregagano
Bless me sweet death
why won't you just let me DIE
ahhhhhh cmon kek help me out here
>>36035865
same digits twice in a row. you're dying of old age bro
>>36035936
You got dubs you fucking lucky moron
>>36035968
no no NO i refuse to believe it
i'm going to die tonight
>>36035980
that wasn't my post it was someone else who stole my chance at death
>>36035992
i'm sure if i just keep posting in these threads it's gotta happen eventually right?
just gimme those dubs
>>36035596
ayy make it so
>>36035942
>managing to sleep when you've just drunk bleach.
Doubt it.
>>36036016
just
END
N
D
my
LIFE
I
F
E
now
>>36035596
please please please please pees
>>36036070
why does this happen every time
i want to die
dying is something i'm very interested in doing
I've been waiting for this for a while, too bad it won't happen for me
>>36036113
original reroll i have nothing else to say just put an end to my existence
>>36036162
okay just one more try and i'll stop
comeon come on come on kill me
>>36036198
come on so fucking close again
just one (1) more try for real this time
>>36036198
You're a fucking faggot,
I've already secured my death tonight.
Twice.
Time for another cold beer.
>>36036212
well you know what you aren't a very nice person
rerolling again just a couple more tries and i'm 100% done
>>36036251
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
man i'm pathetic
>>36035596
pls do it.
I want to die.
Sounds fun. Roooool
>>36036285
alright fuck this i'm seriously 100% done for real
i can't even do something as simple and stupid as this
fuck me man
fuck
>>36036285
i don't think it would even count at this point, it would just be statistics pitying your poor ass
let me sleep peacefully forever, digits
lets do it mate
>>36036322
haha wow i got it on my last fucking post how hilarioustoo bad it won't actually happen and i'll wake up tomorrow just like every other day
let's go go oregano negro nigger
Pls god do it
>>36036352
Only one solution.
A beer. A nice, cold, relaxing, soothing liquid jew to help you waste the night. Pun intended.
>>36035596
>repeating digits gets to die in their sleep tonight
it's another one of these episodes, is it?
fuck it, i'll roll
God end it
>>36036068
Just means you don't have to wait for sleep to come.
Then again, anon wouldn't be posting in here if they hadn't tried bleach already.
>>36036506
*Had
My bad.
Beefaroni.
Dear God.
Please kill me
>>36035596
>I actually don't want dubs
GOD
PLEASE
ORIGINAL
One last bedtime roll
GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>36035596
this is the first time in a long time I'm not craving those digits, so I guess I'm gonna get them since my luck is so shit
Help me end it, give me the digits. I am in hell
>>36035596
Please give me sweet release
if singles a hot blonde has sex with me and becomes my girlfriend tommorow.
death ain't got shit on me
>>36035596
Yall cowards dont even smoke crack
Oreganooo
>>36035596
i can't even do fucking fractions
>>36035596
pray 4 me brothers
>>36036788
>>36037188
Blessed soul.
See you in the afterlife my friend.
Praise Kek
>>36035596
Ok I'm up for this. My minds been going at this again so it'd make it easy
I accept these terms on the amendment that it will be painless for myself and any extenuating entity connected to myself (ie. Soul, ghost, spirit, consciousness container, etc)
>>36035596
Rolling for original keks
But I don't want to die tonight.
sueee weeeeeeeeee
night oropuopinal
>>36035596
Give me the comfy of eternal oblivion
>>36035596
I need this...
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>36035596
Please dubs lord make this night a special one for me
>>36035596
I don't want to die in my sleep, I'm too young.
>>36035596
PRETTY PLEASEEEEEE
Dgrghghffdry6
>>36035596
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FUCK
>>36035596
plz be me
quick and painless please
>>36035596
I HAVE A TINY CHUB, THESE ARE THE WORDS THAT GET ME THE DUBS
>>36035596
Yeah I don't think I'll ever be a real person anyway.
Sorry mum.
>>36039726
That bateman never lets me down, but here when I needed it the most, it did.
joke's on you, i don't sleep at night
>>36039794
Just let me die tonight. Please, I never ask for anything because I'm too shy, but this one, PLEASE.
>>36035596
rollan
originaloroo-a-poo
praise kek
>praise kek
praise kek
>praise kek
praise kek
>praise kek
praise kek
Give me that sweet release!
thank god
orgasmosplattorini
>>36035596
Kek, praise me please
Please have mercy
Oregano
200 word essay due tomorrow, please release me from this world
>>36035596
cya suckas
A L A K I L L A Z A M Y S E L F
>>36035765
Originalaji
i win xd
>>36035596
Tie we origamsolos
Trips die in awake tonight
>>36035596
me please give me a good reroll too please I want to be a girl
>>36041529
kill yourself newfag origonoly
>>36042366
i win xdxd
Normally I'd tell you to fuck off with your /b/ tier thread but I really want to die
Rolling
This week's been pretty shit, death would be nice.
>>36035596
rerolling again please let me be a girl in the next life
>>36035596
Let me die now please origeeno
>>36035596
Reroll oreegeenoal
Please end it senpai
>>36035596
At last, Justice for the 96!
please quick
Winner, winner chicken dinner
See you on the other side, bros. It's been a pleasure talking to you.
>>36043843
FUCK THIS RIDE, JUST LET ME GET OFF YOU TWAT GOD
im tired robots
I'm so fucking tired of living. pls end me
Please repeating digits
Please I beg of you for this
gonna be rolling now because this post is actually kinda original if you really think about it
>>36035596
HOL UP
picks nose
YALL BE SAYIN
mines minerals
SO YALL BE SAYIN
builds a supply depot
SO YALL BE GOSH DARN SAYIN
chases a probe
YOU ARE GOSH DIDDLY DARN SAYIN
repairs a bunker
WE WUZ
gets transfered to an expansion
TERRANS N SHIEEET?
>>36043944
Unfair REEEEEE
(also rerollin oreegeeno)
please give this to me.
Blessed night incoming
>>36035596
Please
Aroooginalio
Do it, you fucking nignog.
>>36035596
rolling for the 3rd time please
>>36035596
rolling, please God
originalilini
Here i go
Yabba gabba gool
>got repeating digits last night
>didn't die
OP... did... did you lie to me?
Oh please sweet jesus
>>36035596
no im serious, i'lll write a note and everything, just give me 2 same numbers
>>36044555
Grats my man, you earned it.
I'm begging you. Roll.
>>36044555
THANK YOU, SPAGHETTI MONSTER
I'll tell st. rodge you all said hi, robutts
>>36035596
okay then, just because this is original
>when the mods banned me for posting a get thread last week on /r9k/
>this thread
>pic
>>36044618
Moot gib me dubs
>>36035596
fucking 4th roll please wtf all these lucky bastards but not me
>>36044666
>when mods ban me for replying to a roll thread last week
>when I hadn't been on for more than 2 weeks before day the ban started
>>36044735
I made the trips release you from her post and got banned for five days
I cried really hard and was soooooo sorry mods!!! And totally learned my lesson mods!!!!