>Last night >Little sister (age 14) walks into my room

>>36089110
Wow your sister is more mature than you how does that feel? Maybe try talking to her more you loser.

>>36089110
Ignore that bitch. She's only 14 and sounds like a normie.
>Get a life, then you'll finally be happy
The logic of a child

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>>36089110
You're lucky your sister actually cares about you and tries to help .
Mine just public shames me , calling me unpopular in front of our relatives and describing me as a lonely virgin whenever someone asks about my life.

>>36089110
My family was so goddamn backwards and I didn't even know it until trying to integrate into the real world. Was not allowed to have girlfriends and would get "told on" every time I tried to. Wasn't allowed to meet new people nor go out really. Also had to plead to be able to get my working papers and get a job. My parents literally thought of their children as their personal pets and property. All attempt to do normal things would be met with abuse, punishment and/or public humiliation.

Gee I wonder why I'm so fucked up as an adult?

>>36089134

yeah she is. The whole "females mature faster" thing isn't a meme after all

>>36089201

Normies are the happiest tho. Why the fuck else do robots evny them so much?

>>36089507

lol typo. I meant envy ***

>>36089204

maybe your sister is the type to try and help you out by letting you know what you don't have the balls to do. Reverse psychology in a way...

>sister walks into room
>starts talking about something happening in school
>wants me to get a life and gf
>rape her instead

>>36089204
She doean't care about him, she's just embarrassed to have him around. Your sister probably cares more than OP's, at least enough to accept who you are.

>>36089110
Go give her a hug and thank her for caring about you

>>36089134
She gets that from her parents, she's obviously overheard them talk about it. It's not like she has an original thought in her head

>>36089223


My mother didn't even let me leave the house by my myself until I was 16. And now she keeps asking me why I don't have a gf yet.

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>Little sister (age 14) walks into my room

>She crosses her arms and sighs

>Finally after a few minutes of silence, she says: "Ugh, Anon, I wish you would drop the video games, get... a fucking girlfriend already!"


She wants the D, anon. Trust me.

You know what you must do.

Record the entire thing w/ a hidden cam and upload to pornhub then link it to us.


Act swiftly, act decisively. Give that pure teen pussy your stinky NEET dick, an act you both so clearly desire.

>>36090004

lmao, ew no. And why the fuck would any woman want the dick of a guy they're clearly ashamed of?

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>>36090095
They're complicated.

It's kind of like how they get soaking wet when they hear a guy beat his wife to death with a hammer after smoking 500 grams of crack, then drove his '77 Mustang through a playground, killing 5 children and injuring dozens. They hear that and they NEED his cock. But they can't ADMIT it, so they PRETEND he's deplorable.

Now go, make sweet love to your little sister. It will be the most magical and loving experience either of you have ever had, and will almost certainly pull you out of your depression.

Just enter her room- don't knock on the door or anything, but be sure to close it behind you. When she asks "what do you want?" say "I want to love my sister," and grab her and pull her close, lavishing her with kisses.

wtf are you waiting for? Passion awaits. GO! DO IT NOW, BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

>>36090320

Jesus.

I don't even want to know what kind of porn you watch.

>>36090418
I took an Intro to Psychology class about a decade ago at the local community college and it touched on a few of the issues he brought up. Basically, according to Freud, he's correct and creampieing your sis is the only way to save your family and appease your Id.

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>>36089507
Go back to rabbit you loser

>>36089110
I'll take "Things that never happened" for $400, Alex!

Thanks.

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>"get a fucking girlfriend already!"
she was clearly offering her tight teenage vagina to you op. Are you retarded? Go and fuck her as hard as you can ASAP. Remember, royal bloodlines in ancient times were kept pure through brother/sister incest. If you impregnate her she will give birth to an emperor-tier child. Get to it faggot

Talk to her more and slowly get closer and closer then fuck her, OP.

>>36092201
>loyal bloodlines

Sex her in my honor pls, op.

If you won't do it for yourself, do it for me...

>>36089134
She was just trying to hurt his feelings for not caring what happens to her.

You obviously don't know people.

>>36089874
this is correct response

Should have told her "if you want me to be happy, take off your pants and stick your ass in the air"